Sex Sex and More Sex ● The Cantgetright Podcast ● Ep 7

A lot of niggas can't get right sexually. A lot of women can't get right sexually. I got True here, we got Bruce here, we got Bonita here, we got Richie Rich, AKA Sarge, uh, here. I want to start off with a question. We gonna get right into it because I'm ready, I'm ready to get this shit on. Does size matter? Let's go there. And when I say does size matter, I'm not just talking about a man's size, damn it, I'm talking about a woman's size too. Does size matter? Does the size of the coochie, does the size of his penis, the size of her stomach over the coochie, uh, the size of the hair that's around the coochie— does size matter? Tonight I want to know. Y'all help a boy out because again, this tonight we just, we just get into it.

It's just— I'm ready.

Yes, yes. Okay, okay, okay, let's start with the lady because there's only one woman here. She's holding it down for the ladies.

Miss Bonita, Bonita, Bonita, Bonita, Bonita, Bonita, Bonita, uh, sounds so nice, gotta say it twice.

Sounds so nice, gotta say it fucking twice. So does size matter, and if so, in what way? Talking about stomach, however you want to describe size tonight. Doesn't matter.

Um, size does matter. Yeah, it does. So I've said before, when it comes to actual sex—

come on, we here—

size matters.

We here.

But you also have to be able to know what to do with that size. So big dicks, you have to be able to know how to fuck. Because there's guys with big dicks who can't fuck. There's guys with little dicks. Yeah, so size matters. The little pee-pees, I mean, I'll wait though. And I'll talk about that because, you know, you know what, we automatically go into, you know, women being real, talk about, okay, you got to have a big dick, he got to have this. And sometimes I don't like the big dicks. They just hurt. And the guy, if the guy doesn't know what to do with it, it makes a difference. I've been with guys who are not that big, and actually it felt good because he knew what to do. And of course, you add in the oral to it, kind of helps. Because I think if you— I think a lot of men who may not have big portions, they do use the oral combined. And I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. Long as you are there to focus on me as well as you, then we can work with it. But if you coming in focusing on you, first of all, I'm going to talk about you. And second of all, I'm going to talk about you. So yeah, first of all, you going to talk about them, and second of all, I'm talk about you. Because that's the problem too. You guys get— there's these guys and they go to fucking these women and you only think about yourself.

Like, it's a real man.

Real men know how to please their woman and can make that woman feel like, damn, he is really focusing on me. But then there's these assholes that I'm pretty sure you all have been in your life.

Does it matter if she ain't your woman?

No. What do you mean? What is being a woman? She's a woman.

I'm here to chew bubblegum and fuck. I ain't got no more bubblegum.

This nigga fucked up an Ice Cube song.

No, I'm gonna fuck up, but my first full experience. Let's, let's go ahead and do this.

So you're saying more of depending on if she's your woman or somebody you're just fucking? Yeah, you perform differently.

I'm just saying, does that—

is that a—

it's depending on the person. So for me, like, if I'm hanging with somebody just to hang with them And usually we'll know if we're going to fuck or we want to make love. Are we drunk? Are we not? You know, all that kind of plays a part into it. But, um, for men, I think that may be more of y'all's question. Does it matter if she's your woman or not? If—

yes, yes. You don't—

you don't—

in my opinion, I'm gonna treat my woman different than somebody that I'm just fucking. That's just without a doubt. You know what I'm saying? Uh, Bruce, what you think, man? Size matter?

Yeah, it matters big time. I'm gonna do the opposite of what Bonita did as far as the women, because every woman think they got the tightest cat ever.

Say it, boy.

And because it really— it don't matter. You could be having swinging the biggest, longest lumber ever, and it's good for the creek or the lake, but if you putting that in the Atlantic Ocean, uh-oh, the lumber ain't supposed to do nothing.

This motherfucker here, this motherfucker here, these nuts.

So yeah, you, you, you, you right, you getting it wet, but she ain't feeling nothing.

Yeah, yeah.

So in that aspect, it, it matters, cuz ain't nothing going to satisfy her if She the Atlantic Ocean, and ain't no wood going to do anything for her.

Like a spoon inside of a bowl.

Yes, yes, there you go. Okay, that's crazy.

I'm like, that's crazy.

What, what's crazy?

That— come on, you have women that there's no tightness at all. None.

They don't—

no wall.

None.

Yeah, you be asking Trump to build a wall. Thank you, Jesus. She got no squeak on Come fast, talk about that, not come fast with it, but it's good head, uh, you gonna come fast. Um, Bruce, I mean, uh, Rich Rich, that's Bruce with dark beard. It's gonna be one like, uh, the size matter.

Yes, because like Bruce says, you want her, just gotta take a peek at it. You don't want to be standing at the Grand Canyon.

Oh yeah, here you go, here you go. Not the Grand Canyon.

Okay, because you mentioned—

hold on, hold on, hold on. Did he pause because he was thinking about somebody? Yes, I, I know you got a story. Come on, come on, we waiting on the story.

When I was in Vietnam—

oh shit, oh shit. Oh shit, okay, okay, okay.

When a man—

Richard saying fuck y'all. Richard saying fuck y'all. I ain't fucking with y'all tonight.

It was Wild Iris Rose. Thank you. When a man put it in I'm giving you the Obama handout. When the man put it in, he wants this reaction from his woman. If he put it in and she's like—

you be like, help me, help me, nigga! He ready.

And she's like, is it in? Is it in?

I got one knee in. Ain't shit happening. Hey Richard, you hit the pussy, you be like, I'm on it tonight, y'all. I'm on it, I'm on it. Now listen, women don't think that— there's a lot of women don't think they got trash pussy.

So what if we don't know?

Because niggas don't tell you.

Well, that's the thing.

Not you. I'm saying some of them know.

Like some of them know.

Have you ever told a woman she had trash pussy?

Right.

No, I just sit there and it's just like, you know you're not coming back, right? You telling it? No, he said like it's in the face expression.

Would you tell? You told someone?

I've told.

What did you say?

She said, why don't you talk to me no more? I said, look, you don't want to have this conversation with me. She was like, I want to know. You always— you don't come over no more. I said, look, I gave you two opportunities. Both times I'd rather watch paint dry. She was like, are you fucking kidding me? I said, well, you asked. Sorry, the pussy was terrible. She was oochie ouchie. She was— she, she must have shaved with a bad razor because the fucking razor bumps around her coochie was just unattractive, like she had got bit by a thousand ants, you know. And so just imagine a coochie and then a whole bunch of little helmets around the coochie. Look like tacks, you know, like little thumbtacks. They're like little tiny thumbtacks, huh?

No, it wasn't cute.

And then, and then, and then that's the one I think I told y'all, that's the one who gave head for like 3.5 seconds. Like, all right, bitch, what the fuck? Like, I ain't—

what's wrong with you?

I'm grown.

Like, you can't— so now I— and I told Arman, I told her because I was like I said, it's not— we're not compatible, it's not working out. And I thought I was being nice, but you know, fuck it. She didn't want to listen to me, she didn't want to listen to me, you know what I'm saying? She didn't want to, you know. And I just told her, I said, I don't think we're gonna work out.

So she didn't get a Lyft, she didn't get an Uber, she got a Lyft.

She didn't get shit. I left her house like fast, nigga. I was like, nah, this ain't cool. Because again, sometimes And it wasn't that, you know, she was just terrible. She had no rhythm. You try to hit it from the back, she, she's like, look, yep, listen, ladies, look, this ain't attractive. Watch your back. Watch your fucking back. That fucking—

I want to see that dip.

That motherfucking dip, nigga.

That's—

first of all, this shit is sexy. First, let me tell y'all something. Me and Bruce, we talk about this shit. We've been talking about this for years. Some women just have beautiful hearts. Very beautiful, very beautiful hearts. For those who don't know if you got a good heart or not, the reason that Cupid, uh, is about Valentine's is really a metaphor between a dick and an ass. Y'all don't know that, but let me give it to you. I, I like how you looking. I'm gonna give you up some game. When you're behind a woman, especially a black chocolate woman, and you behind it, listen, bro, The ass cheeks go like this, like a fucking heart, dude. Okay, it's like a heart with that in the middle. So the arrow is your Peter Wacker going inside. Yes, the, the heart. When you put that in that heart, that's when he fall in love.

God heart talking about this shit.

He's like, no, that's it, that's it. But that's what it is. And it's been time, man. Bruce, I like, nigga, you know.

Good heart.

He'd be like, hey Ray, I'm married.

And is.

No, but, but so, but when you got that, that, that, that plank where you don't want to bend your— arch your back and shit, and then she, you know, I'm trying to— I put some music on and everything, she ain't have no rhythm. I'm like, nigga, come on, we trying to keep in time.

Keep in time.

Yeah, cuz you know, sometimes that headboard help you. And this is my favorite. She kept running and shit, like, what the fuck you running for?

Where you going?

Fuck you come over here for, bitch?

I ain't—

you know, anyway, she was irritated. Uh, does size matter? Yes, size matter. Uh, I'm a big dude, I'm 250 plus, about 254 now. And you know why you laughing?

You have laughing at him.

And I'll be honest with you, I don't like no little woman. I've dated smaller women, but when I say size matter, that bone is unfucking comfortable. If you ain't never had sex with a woman that got that pelvic bone that's sharp as hell, and then she be trying to jump on top of you and you're hurting your balls, and I can't bang hard— she said harder, bitch, my balls hurt. I can't do hard enough. This shit hurt. Like, why you— oh, sorry, I wasn't supposed to say that. Why you looking like that?

I'm just—

that's why they say no cushion for the pushup. That's what that mean.

Okay, I'm running a lot today.

Yeah, so that, that bone, them bone. Yeah, nobody— skinny girls, I'm thick. No, I'm— no, you're not. That bone hurt. Ray, thick girls are winning.

What?

Thick girls are winning and some big girls are flexing. First wife.

This motherfucker gonna get in trouble. First of all, why, why he whispering? Nigga, we live. I mean, we, you know, we—

did he put his—

I mean, we at the next barber shop, barber shop, but did you see him?

First wife.

First— yeah, nigga, that's, that's all right. All right, all right. Shit, she's from Trinidad. Richard, what's up with them tropical From last week, said a tropical one that helps you lose weight. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all?

It hurt. Buy me a London. It hurt, Mr. A.

So I personally think size matters, uh, and you gotta be compatible, you know. If— look, I'm gonna say this again, ladies, if you have an ugly coochie Kill yourself, because ugly coochies are not attractive. Ugly coochies is one of the—

what if they don't know?

Oh, they know.

You know, I'm serious. I think a lot of— sometimes women may not know.

Why are you talking like that? Well, no, I mean, why are you talking like that?

I think they may not know. No, but for real, they may not know, because you think about a person who goes out the house woman or male, when they look in that mirror before they leave out the house, they like, damn, I look good. And they done walked out the house and somebody didn't tell them that they didn't look good. So just like the coochie, the woman or male think my shit is tight, my shit is nice, my shit is, you know. But and then also everything ain't for everybody. So even though that coochie And she do the ouchie ouchie with you. She may not do that with, you know—

well, that's two different subjects. Ouchie ouchie is— what do you say you got?

What? What's a shallow pussy? No, I don't know.

This is too much. That's one of the problems with ouchie ouchie.

Shallow.

Her shit is shallow.

She's shallow.

The kid food shallow.

Okay, listen, so it means you can't go deep because it hurt.

But see, that's still bullshit because they have kids.

So I mean, you got kids, but it's also the size of the penis because some of them narrow, you know, and you know, yeah, talking about experience. So those long narrow ones, those those can kind of cause an ouchie ouchie every once in a while. I mean, like pencil dicks, like they're long, man. This one dude, his shit was long and like a fucking hot dog. Not a Polish sausage, not a taquito, not nothing. It was like the hot dogs, the 89-cent Barnum hot dog, but it was really long. And so he thought— but he, but, but he thought that his shit was the shit because it was in, but there was no width. There was no— he thought it was a ballpark because, you know, that girth, you need that girth. Jesus. But the— did she call him the longest hot dog?

Did she call him—

but them hot dogs hurt. That— it, it, it hurt it, and I didn't like that. I didn't like it.

Well, they said it is a difference pushing out than going in. Oh, so having a baby, it comes because it's coming out.

You're—

with some of them, you're back, you're vaginal, but then going in, and then if they had no dude before that can reach certain depths in that thing, then you coming in there—

I'm gonna say certain depths.

Yeah, they don't know what that is. So yeah, it's gonna be some lot of ouchie and ouchie.

And remember, you got the people who, like women who have been with maybe one person or two people, haven't been with multiple people, who could kind of compare or get used to like different types. So she may be used to one one type, or she been with one type, and then she, you know, well, she was married for like 30 years and now she back in the streets and she meet somebody and then she get with this guy and he is different. Like, he's not a hot dog, he got girth and he's a sausage and he puts it on her. She might oochie ouchie because she not used to that, but she don't have to get used to it.

He gonna have her hiding in his bushes.

So, so, so, because that's what we always say, bitch, you know, sorry, this ain't hurting you because you got kids. Yeah, what, listen, I say bitch all the time, I don't mean nothing by it, but that's just, I mean, I'll be on stage.

Oh, that doesn't matter.

Okay, well, why you get mad?

I'm not getting mad.

That don't matter.

And people, women, let me tell you what our coochie go through. So you got all kind of shit that go on in there. Here and things that we can't really help. So you have, you have people who have coochies that collapse. You have women that—

coochie that what?

Yeah, like the insides, the, the— it just, it's a collapsed coochie. Like, collapse, it's like the roof falling.

What's that place where you buy the boards? What's that first place?

Number one?

IKEA.

IKEA.

Yeah.

So if they collapse coochies, or they may have fibroids, or they may have, um, inside the coochie. Yeah, or just from the vaginal, just from the birth, something could have been, you know, broken. Women's bones have been broken during birth, um, having like a baby. Yes, the, the bones could break. Um, you have women who their, um, the cervix is actually falling out. Um, so there's different things Exactly. Yeah, yeah, the cervix, the cervix. Yeah, the cervix is collapsing, so it's actually pretty much can fall, fall, is falling out, falling down and falling out like London Bridges.

Falling down, falling down, falling down. My fairly—

okay, but so, and I, and I guess so, you know, if you get with the woman who's had these issues or whatever, it's up to you if you want to still, but just do know that sometimes the issues could be from that. Um, sometimes they'll tell you ahead of time, sometimes they won't, but it can cause, you know, like pain.

One hold down, two left.

What the fuck is wrong with Richard, man?

That anal is for the birds. I don't know what is up with folks and anal. That is not a natural thing and it should not be done.

So you never going through the wrong door coming out of the store?

This my wife said, the wrong door Coming out of the store.

No, and maybe because I'm not—

I don't—

and I'm not— I don't— I heard that it could be really good, but I personally am just a fan of it.

Well, that was— it was a cultural thing at first.

What do you mean by that?

Huh?

Nigga, we here. No, no, I know what he mean.

Meat.

Is that a word?

Meat.

Shut up.

Uh, go ahead, say what you want to say.

Because like, when it comes to the anal thing, if you go back of years of porn, yeah, the white women was doing it in the '70s. Black women started doing it to the late '90s.

So, so you saying they got— when they got progressive Uh, the booty hole got progressive. Yeah, that's not my thing. I've tried a couple times. It's serious, it doesn't take too damn long.

Shit, like this.

And then it's like, like, okay, for me it's like, all right, there's a steak right here.

Right?

And then it's filet mignon is the coochie, and a T-bone below. But I'm sitting up here working on this T-bone and put it in, then less than an inch above is a nice filet mignon. So why I'm gonna sit here and be messing, you know, with this, this, with the lubrication and try to fit it in? No, give me the filet mignon. That's right there, which is the coochie cat. Like, ain't nothing more beautiful than the coochie cat.

But I know there's— but I have friends, I have— I know people, they say that's the only way that they can have an orgasm. And they're like, Anita, you gotta, you gotta do this, you gotta do that. And I'm like, that's too much. Even the finger, I'll be like, uh, So you in this game, guys.

But raise his hand though, it's a game, all right.

Yeah, I—

that's always just an alternative, cuz some women may say, well, it's, it's that time of the month, I don't mind, I don't mind the anal. It's like, okay, go in the side door. Get KY. Let's go. And the room goes silent.

It did, it did.

It went somewhere.

Uh, I mean, listen, people like what they like.

Yeah.

And I'm not—

everything is what?

Everything.

Boy, you're too low, you're too low.

Stop.

Move.

Oh, you know you're too low.

Speaking of KY, what's your favorite lube? Do you have a favorite move?

Spit is a great move and it's cheap. I've had women get mad though. I've had women get mad.

I mean, you hawking up.

No, I didn't know, like, but I've known women to literally get upset because, you know, and I'm like, fuck it. See, uh, I'm still in this shirt. Uh, but no, they, some women get upset because they're like, oh, you spit on me. Well Yeah, but I was slobbering anyway, so, because it get nice and, uh, you know, and all that stuff.

So, and what, what they don't understand too, and I agree with you with spit, when they giving us head, that's what they're using as the—

can we talk about this?

Yeah, we can.

Can we go here? Sometimes it's beautiful, sometimes it's like, look, no, that's too much.

But I don't, I don't want Now I have to be honest, some women are skilled enough to give great head without it being real wet. Some women are really skilled enough and they grate with the salt and pepper, they grab the— they do everything that you need them to do. They grab the dog, you know, I'm nasty. Smack me on that, I'm nasty. I just, you know, call me your bitch, I don't care if I like you. Fuck it, it is what it is. Call me as long as my dick in your mouth. But some— so why y'all treat me like that? Like, I feel like the room went silent. But some— I, I, I need— I don't need it dry. Some, some people get really, really dry head, and that shit just—

yes, I'm learning so much today.

Well, I know some women do dry head. Oh, you know what, give me—

so they not—

yeah, someone to do hair. What the fuck are you doing, man? I got you because you had lips. What the hell you doing?

Like, yeah, yeah, now again, everybody don't know what they doing, but they sell bananas at H-E-B, they sell them at Walmart. Practice, practice. Yeah, practice.

You change for me, you would change me.

I can be certified only once.

You can say you're only once.

Come on, get your shit together.

You're right.

Because the only woman want no drop.

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Since we're doing this, huh, and there's 3 men here, there's a woman here. What about when a man trying to get oral to a woman? Are there bad things that men think that we're doing right, and maybe you and your friends have talked about it yourself, where you'd be like, it's not a fucking record player.

That whole shining your aura and doing all this stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the DJ on the plate and all that stuff. So don't rewind, don't do that. Yes, that's not— but, but I seen a movie and a girl really enjoyed that. So I say everything is not for everybody because I'm looking at that like, that shit gotta hurt, but she looked like she enjoyed it. So I'm like, oh, okay. But you have to think about, just like men, some men are sensitive. And it's the same thing with women. Some women's clits are super sensitive. Put it out there, I don't like rough. You don't have to do all that rough and, and, and licking and your teeth, all that. So you don't have to do it. Yeah, so my thing is—

oh wait, no, you ain't skipping over that shit.

I like soft. I'm a soft, sensual woman. So if you're gonna do it, just, just, just be soft with it and you will get the job done.

But you just said all that extra, like, so you want a nigga to bite your stuff?

No, let me tell you, guys do that. They use their teeth, part of it, trying to—

on the clit?

Yes, trying to, um, kind of like massage the clit, but they're using their teeth, and that's worked for some women that they tried it on. They just doesn't work.

I don't see that working for anybody.

No. Yeah, that's what— yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, that's the thing, you're like, you would never do that, but men do that. And just so I had this guy who— and I hope you watch this shit— um, he called himself the, the, the pussy pleaser, something like that. Like, he just thought he was the bomb at giving girl. And I'm just like, no, boo-boo, you're not. You do too much. There's a thing—

did you tell them though?

There's a— and I didn't. So again, I'm at a point in my life now, I will tell you what the fuck you're doing. But back in the day, no. Just like how you said, you go at your leave or whatever, you may not say, well damn, that shit was horrible, stuff like that. And the same thing with us. We're not— back in the day, we're— I'm not saying like damn, your shit was horrible. Now I'm like, nigga, get the fuck up.

So, so, so do we talk about it?

Pineapples.

But I'm saying, do we talk about it afterwards? Do you fake it? That's nothing.

Do you know what was— it's a point where I'm like, no, no, just stop, just stop. I've had that where I had to be— you down there, like, I get you guys who want to be down there for hours. I don't want you down there for hours.

You're down there for hours, you're not doing something right. Can't be going somewhere.

I get sleepy.

Some women like it. Some women like that though. I mean, for a long ass time, you, you know. But if I, I could tell in the beginning if you know what you're doing or you know what works for me. Because if you're picking up my vibes, are you picking up how—

but are you lying?

Are you judging?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I'm saying, I'm saying, because it's a non-communication communication. Communication. But so if you were able to pick up my vibes and how I'm reacting— so yes, okay, yes. I mean, of course, back in the day, you know, we— I used to lie. I used to be like, oh, okay, oh, you're doing good, all right, go ahead, do what you're doing. Now I don't have time for that. I'm a grown-ass woman. If you don't know what the fuck you're doing, get the fuck up. We might as well go to step 2. It's not your ass down there for fucking hours and you're not doing what the fuck you gotta do. That's step 1. Now, nigga, get the fuck up. And if step 2 don't work, get the fuck out.

But does it differ when it's just a head session and then different between getting, getting or receiving head in the middle of a full sex session?

Oh, good question.

So getting head in the middle of a—

it switches, don't it?

It does.

Because if you're gonna come and give me Hey, I just want to please you. Now I'm expecting certain things because that's what it is, but if we're in the middle of— I'm like, turn over.

I mean, I mean, listen, when I joined church, I didn't know it was a bunch of rules and regulations. Truth of the matter is I was having a bad fucking day. Like, think about it. Nobody ever joins church having a good day. Think about that shit, ain't you? Like, either your parents made you go, you just lost your wife, you got cancer. Let me give my life to the Lord.

Nobody hits the lottery and said, you know what, like, turn over, let me get it from the back. And before you turn all the way over, you start slobbing. That's different head than you coming just giving me a straight dome head.

Like, that is— yeah, that's nice.

Richard, like you're in deep thought.

I'm just mentally—

no, wait, no, no, because I think, I think because a lot of guys, you know, they talk a lot of shit. And they don't talk to their woman. And I think just like with anything else, communication.

Yeah.

And you got, you gotta be able to swallow your pride.

Yeah.

Because what worked with Keisha might not work with Lisa, you know what I'm saying? But that just means you have to adjust your game.

Yeah.

Because, yeah, I'm— you might have been a head doctor, you know, head master, whatever you said, with somebody else, but your body's totally different, you know. And, you know, I think, I think it has a lot also to do with just Am I here for myself? Because to me, I've always, I've always believed that sex is supposed to be a competitive thing. Like, my job is to please you, your job is to please me. I'm gonna try my best. And that's just relationships, one-on-one, you know. If I'm trying to love on you, I think my level of love should outdo your level of love. And then if you get me, I'm like, okay, I'm gonna get your ass back next week.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because you really did something this week to make my week make me smile all week. So now I need to think of something to make you, you know what I'm saying? So that's not just sex, that's relationships. But a lot of times, especially if you're just leaving the club or you're just having a one-night stand or whatever, which I don't know why I call it a one-night stand, nobody really stands up. But, um, sometimes, well, yeah, that's, that's a good question. Why do women want to be picked up? The fuck is up with that shit? Like, I always wonder, why do y'all want to get picked up? My back hurt. Like, you know, I'm a little thick.

I don't really expect you to pick me up. And if you can, sometimes it's awkward because that— I get like, okay, now I gotta balance and shit like that. So I'm good with all that. You don't have to do it. But some people who want to get—

if some women don't want to get picked up, that's just, you know, like shorter women. I've learned that they like You carry to the door. Bitch, we ain't get married. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, carry across threshold and shit. Everybody doing that.

No, but I want to find somebody that's strong enough, and I had him when I was a little slimmer, that can pick me up.

And you feel secure in that?

He can now eat my milkshake while he has me picked up.

That scene from Baby Boy?

Oh gosh, yeah.

Oh, I'm getting the caffeine.

So if he does that, can he still be sensual with it? If he got you like this, yeah, he can. Now he going to be like a rock roller in his boat.

Go ahead and sit.

I, I, I think that's, that's, that's because like I said, I think communication is everything. And be honest. Yeah, be honest. Because, because there, there are some women that, um, they just naturally feel good inside of them. Like, when you're inside of them, they naturally feel good. But then there are some women that you have to work up to it, you know what I'm saying? Because they're not—

is that the connection you mean? Like, you don't—

it might be the connection, but some women don't naturally get as wet as others.

It's true. Some, some of them do that. Yeah.

My doctor told me, it was like, you know, at a certain age you need to make sure that you're using lube when you are having sex. And I was like, Okay, because as women we're like, no, we can get wet. Fuck this shit, you don't have to use no lube. But after, you know, 4 or 5 rounds, you might have to add a little oil to it.

Rounds of what?

Golf?

Hole in one?

Dominoes? Yeah, you might have to go 20 lives.

Yeah, of all this dirt.

You better hurry up, Miss Mouth. I ain't drunk a lot of water now. You know when I cramp at the bottom of the foot? That's that chicken thing.

Oh, can we go here? I'm sorry, we just—

I had a charlie horse. We all— you all know why I'm right.

Have you ever had a charlie horse?

Stop.

Yes, I never had a charlie horse.

Oh, I've had a charlie horse.

I've never had a charlie horse. You stretch people in Texas out there.

I even had— I've had a charlie horse.

I got a charlie horse in my pinky toe without the nail on it. And I'm like, what the fuck? How the hell did you get a charlie horse But, but okay, so yeah, what's your questions? Because I know I've been kind of override—

I mean, you know, but mine came when I said the different types of head with, uh, does the position of the head make it better?

Yeah, because sometimes—

big time.

Okay, what do you mean?

Because me personally, I can't notify you blowing me standing up. If I'm standing up, I won't. When she's on her knees, yeah, I can't.

Yeah, uh, what's your favorite position?

What do you mean, when she give me head?

That just period. What is your favorite? Do you like doggy style? You like missionary? Like, she grinds you?

Doggy style's always the shit. Doggy style always shit.

And that matters with the size though too. So men with smaller penises can't really do doggy style?

Well, they be wanting girls with big asses. Like, nigga, for what? Like, for what? Little dick? Little teeny teeny?

You already small.

You gonna make it look even smaller, little boy. Little toddler penis ass. Uh, but no, I— okay, it depends. If, if I love her Most of the time, her riding me is better because it's more sensual, because I can look at her. Um, I, you know, I still control, you know, the movements or whatever, and I can, I can look at it, make eye contact, whatever.

Yeah.

Um, that's normally sexier if I love you, if I'm a big time— I'm in a relationship with you, whatever. But if, if we are having, uh, just regular sex, doggy style is the shit. I don't give a fuck what nobody say, doggy style is the shit. And then don't do doggy style with your legs closed. Let's close them goddamn legs, arch that back, let me see that heart. And them legs closed, and that, that just that little, a nice little crease while you pop that hole in one. Man, that shit is sexy as fuck. I'm sorry, I just— yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know you really doing a real good doggy style is when her feet come up behind you.

It's like, what the hell?

And then she hit you with one of these.

Yeah, you gonna have to keep coming back here.

Okay, so do you know I've talked to some men who, um, who said that when they have sex with women They don't do missionary because missionary is too intimate for them. So they'll do more of doggy style, sides, stuff like that. But missionary, face to face, all that, they don't— they don't partake in that as much.

I, I guess each his own.

Yeah.

So now, see, if she was a booger wolf, then yeah.

But that—

or she just—

but no, I, I know a guy and just friend, and he was like, when he messed with women, he was like, unless I'm dating you or whatever, missionary is— he said missionary is too intimate for me, too personal. And I feel that for kissing. Like, I don't kiss. I'm not a kisser. And guys will come, you know, if I go out or whatever, and I'm definitely gonna kiss everybody. It's not that I don't like kissing, but I think kissing is really intimate. I'll give you head before I give you a kiss. That's how— and how much I know I'm not— oh, all right. Where you going with it, right? So I, I don't kiss. I'm not— especially first hanging out with you.

What you doing?

What you—

I know you like me. Don't you put your— besides head, it's so nice you kiss me on my cheek, but I don't kiss.

Besides head, there's nothing more intimate and a turn-on for me is kissing. Like, if we can't kiss, I probably don't want to fuck you no more because that is just— it's intimate. Like, I don't know, it's the touching, it's the No, no, no, because believe it or not, you're not uncommon. You're not uncommon. There's a lot of women, especially in today's climate, they don't kiss because they like, nah, I don't know where your mouth been at, which is crazy because you don't know where my dick been at either. But I mean, everybody's different. Everybody's different. Um, positions. Richard, on the side.

On the side where her knees curled to her chest because it gives you the perfect angle. She's laying on her side.

On the side with her knees to her chest.

She's laying on the side. Her knees can be somewhat like this.

In the fetal position.

In the fetal position. And then you have to angle yourself in a certain way because where's the G-spot? Yeah, because if you have a length, not pencil thick, not ballpark, you can always angle. You can always angle towards the G-spot if you know how to aim, shoot, aim, shoot, communicate, move on out.

This nigga use a military.

Bruce, uh, it's between getting rolled. That's my top one.

Say it one more time.

Getting rolled is my top.

Oh, rolled. Yeah.

Okay, I've been drinking, but like, uh, for me to finish, I got to be on top. I got to be in missionary.

Okay, what, what is this missionary y'all I'm talking about. It's missionary.

This—

you ever try to crab?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Turn her back and you—

because maybe, maybe I misunderstand the missionary. Missionary, just you on top, right?

Yeah.

But there's several different positions while you on top.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

You got the frog and you got the, you know, put the knees on the forehead. You know, I love that when you, you know, you grab, grab the ankle.

Not all women that flexible.

You grab the ankles like that, you push the head. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Put it to the back of the headboard and they— their feet touching the headboard and you got the ankles together and you laying that shit. Man, that shit—

she said missionary.

That's still missionary, right?

That's my thing.

Now she got a poop.

What?

He talking about can't breathe. I said, bitch, you got a poop. Nigga, I'm turning the party the fuck up.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Yeah, I've had my air almost cut off during sex. That's how good it was.

You ever fart during sex?

Hm?

You ever fart during sex?

Yes.

That shit is funny to me.

I have.

And they try to act like it ain't.

Or with Queef, where the coochie— where I'm like, the coochie parts. Yeah, that's funny too.

You got to push on the stomach and get all there, cuz it makes everything expand on the inside.

All right, y'all turn, man. I've been, I've been kind of— what, what I've been—

okay, do you remember when you were sexually awakened? Do you remember that one person where you were like— oh, person, it could have been a person or just a situation, whatever, where you were sexually awakened?

Like, I was watching HBO back in the day, Through the Squidward Lions, Devil Mrs. Jones, and then I found—

y'all missed what he said. He said Through the Squidward Lions, that mean he didn't have a channel. That mean he didn't have that channel.

That's what you— I had a channel.

That's what it was, Paragon.

Wow.

He said Paragon Cable, Channel 99.

Oh shit, you went back, you went back. All right, uh, Vanessa Del Rio. Okay, who want to go?

Oh yeah, she was big.

Oh yeah, that's— okay, look, look, look, look, let's— I, I got to go here. Richard.

Yes, sir.

Do you know when— remember the time you were sexually awakened?

It, it was like when you were younger, what you were just having sex or whatever, you were just doing—

but you was like, um, you're goofing, as they call it.

I just learned that term when I was here. We didn't say that shit in Chicago. You're goofing? What the fuck is that? But anyway, um, yeah, yeah. So when you were— when you were young, you goofed. So when you actually like had the sex, the orgasm, the— like everything was like, now this shit is off the chain when you really enjoy sex, I guess. Want me to go first? Yeah, yeah, cuz you look like you anxious.

I did. Uh, yes, the first squirter. Oh my God, oh my God. I did not— I first of all, I thought she peed on me. I was like, what the fuck? I did. No, I got, I got mad. I was like— but it was so— I was like I'm like, what the fuck? And I looked down and I saw shit hitting my stomach. I'm like, what the fuck? And I'm, I'm, I'm like I said, I hit the knees.

Yeah, it was.

And that shit shot to my chest. And I said, what the fuck? And I said, wait a minute. I stopped and she was shaking. I said, do that shit again. And then when I, when I made you feel like—

yes.

And then I went from this til I parted it and it was just like, oh shit. I said, oh my, I've heard stories, I've read, I think I've read like books and shit, you know what I'm saying, with what's up with Eric, um, the little novel writer guy.

Like, I was like, oh, Eric Noor, something like that.

Yeah, whatever. And I'm like, oh, do it again, do it again. And I was like like, that was like the first time that I realized, okay, maybe I'm a little closed-minded. Because y'all gotta understand, I was back— I was backsliding in ministry, uh, I was thinking about— I started preaching at 24, so that's right in my, like, yeah, you know what I'm saying?

So, so you had to go on like priest mode where you preach, where you can't do nothing because you're trying to be—

I was trying to, but I always fuck up. I ain't lot. When I was preaching, I always fuck like Baptist women got the best coochie. Like, ain't nothing like some baptized coochie. You ain't never had no baptized coochie? Hallelujah! I mean, that, that's that, that's that coochie where you just be like, something good has got to come out of this.

Better.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Put your arms around somebody.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But he like, oh my God, my, my pastor go watch this. Um, uh, Bruce, when you sexually awakened, we going to come back back to Richard later on because, uh, yeah, he's still scared to talk.

It was about 9. Pause.

Yeah, what I—

it's possible.

My— wow, my cousin, homegirl, you know, it was, uh, family reunion cousin was about 16, 17. So thought we were sleeping, so I'm— and I seen her playing with herself, and me watching her play with herself, and then she bust one, I was done.

You was watching? You, you was like, like pretend like you sleep?

They were all in the room, huh? They were all in the room.

We was on the floor And then, you know, they was in the bed.

So why y'all was in the room? They was fucking.

No, she was playing with herself.

Yeah, she was playing with herself, getting jiggy with it. So it was one thing seeing it on a video, I'm seeing it in real life.

So she bust one, he bust one. Almost.

It was close.

I'm not Bruce Lee in the bed.

Ain't no peace. Ain't no peace.

And then funny was the next day after we breakfast and we all about to go out and do the next day of the primary union. You seen me, didn't you? I said, yes, I sure did. And that's what kind of kickstarted like all of it. So now I say 90% of the porn I watch now is just Black women masturbating.

Okay, I think I told y'all I was blasted. I was putting Black women masturbation, I couldn't see Black women menstruation like crime scene. I said this is— I was turned on. I don't know if I want to see this. Nice, man.

Uh, Sarge.

Oh, we coming back to you, girl. It's your question, Sarge.

Her name was Wendy. It was in summer camp. Oh, at band camp. She put it in her mouth.

Oh.

I was, I was 13. Oh, I was up against the wall, like, nearly home. And then we finished in the treehouse by the lake. Yeah, I didn't know what I was doing.

You goosed in the treehouse?

In the treehouse. Had to go up there to goose and climb back down. Damn near broke my neck because my knees was, they weak.

So that was your first time?

Yeah.

Wait, your first time to bat, you had a blowout?

Yeah.

Oh, you lucky. She wouldn't let me see her titties. She was like, just here, here, you know what I'm saying? Here, just don't look, don't look. I want to look. No, don't look, don't look at me. Like, man, I want to see, you know, you know.

My mama found out. Oh, how she find out?

Cuz we were watching Purple Rain, you know, when she came out of the water. Mama paused the VCR.

She said, nigga, remember Lake, Lake, Lake Like, like, Mama talking.

She said, Richie, Richie, you lose your virginity? Yeah, Mom.

Nigga, what?

I went from Richie to nigga. What has happened? Summer camp in the Poconos? I sent your ass up there to—

I ain't got to be—

You know what she did?

She called my grandma, then she called my aunt. All my aunts knew.

So next family reunion, come here, baby, you a man now. You got, you got your little thing wet.

Did you just hit me on my pee pee? No, she didn't.

Yes, she did.

That's funny. I used to change it.

I can hit you on the pee pee.

That's, that's funny as fuck.

Now I like that sometimes.

Uh, I got to come back to you cuz it was your question.

This going to be good.

Oh, so the question was when we first lost it.

No, no, no, when you first got your— okay, got your first sexual awakening. So let's go to my girl.

Is it Tuesday or Thursday?

So I, I mentioned this before, like, I didn't like sex for majority of my life, so I would do it, but it was just to do it. I—

first of all, the fact that you said do it, I was just doing it because that's exactly I was just doing it.

I was just like, whatever. I had a boyfriend at 13 and 14. We were doing it or whatever, and I just— it was just like, whatever. I would make noises and move and all that stuff. Most of the time I didn't think it was in.

Did you hum?

So I don't think it was in. So that's like, yeah, there were times where he was— I remember he was doing stuff and it wasn't even in. In, but that's a whole nother story. So anyway, so we— so as I got older, as I got older, as I got older, there was— I left Chicago, I moved to California.

Texas, Texas nigga.

23 years old. Or whatever, I met this guy and he was, he was cool, cool guy. And we started hanging out or whatever. And I told y'all, it was like that scene from, um, it was with Robin Givens and that, um, what's his name, I forgot what the movie was. And they were having sex and he stopped and he was like, and she was just like, whatever. And then he stopped and he was like, baby, what you want? What makes you feel good? Or whatever. And then when they actually fucked, and even though she wasn't attracted to him or anything, he made—

wait a minute, huh? Yeah, so you remember that thing?

Yeah, so right. And so then like he was just humping her or whatever, and so then he got his talent, and she looked at— he looked at her and was she not enjoying this. But he talked to her and said, what makes you happy? What makes you feel good? And I had a guy who— that same scene kind of happened with us. And when we talked, and when I told him like, I've never really had an orgasm unless I give it to myself, um, and he stopped and he kind of then focused on me, it was a And I was in his bushes. Yeah, I was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Made me want to be in the bushes. But yeah, he, um, oh yeah, it was nice. It was, it was so, so—

but that was your first sexually awakened?

Because before I would just, you know, I'll just have sex, whatever. But he kind of made love to me. Me. And that was my first time somebody making love to me, and it was amazing. It was different. It was different. It is different. It is mentally and physically. It was different. And I thought that it was all the same because guys that had been with before, it was just all the same, even if it was different guys.

So you really wasn't enjoying sex then?

No.

So, so with that question, and I'm, I'm gonna come back to you, we gonna stay with you just for a second. I feel like I'm doing an interview, uh, just for a second. What is the difference between making love and, and fucking?

I think fucking, you kind of for yourself.

Making love, you kind of, you are kind of there to please the other person because there's some things you do fucking that you got to talk to yourself, the other person about that.

What do you mean, Richard?

Like, uh, the choking, for one. I've never thought about choking a Black woman during sex. Never.

Hold up, pause it. But you thought about just choking them?

Never.

Oh, shut up. That's a sexual spirit. Yeah, and that's true. And even in relationships, marriages and things like that. And you know, I've been in relationships relationships. And so of course you want to, um, you know, make love and have sex. But sometimes I want to be treated like that bitch off the street.

Yeah, you want to knock it out.

I want you to knock my motherfucking insides out.

Now give me my theme music.

She turned around and said, nigga, you don't love me, fuck me.

Yeah, yeah. And when a girl tells you to fuck them, that means you— that whole make Oh shit, you need to, you need to— it becomes a full-on overdrive. Go ahead and change that gear and get to going because what you're doing is cool, but she needs you on a little bit.

You want a gun scene at that?

I want you, I want you to put it in my, my chest. That's what I want. I want you to fuck it till you put it in my chest. Ain't for my motherfucking bro nigga from my coochie. That's what you need to do.

And yeah, she need the Michael Jackson, come on, come on.

So yeah, it's all good, you know, the making love and all that stuff, but sometimes we want to be treated like a bitch off the street too.

So how, how do we know that? Like, how do we know?

That's communication. That's communication. And that's if you start showing each other, or her just saying, she gonna tell you. I So yeah, I'm gonna tell you what I want. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you now. Of course, you know, I want that time where I want to just be making love to and stuff like that.

But yeah, okay, so one night stand, hookups. Uh, Bruce, is, is there a difference? Do you make love to somebody you just came home— like, like on one episode you said you was a lumberjack. That's all. That was just your thing.

You just—

yeah, hold on, hold on, I want y'all to do it again. Do it again. They said lumberjack. No, I need y'all to do this.

When you say the word, every time you say the word lumberjack— we've been doing that for 4 episodes back.

Yeah, yeah, I saw it. I'm like, I didn't catch it because I'm over here. I'm like, what the fuck?

That's what Bruce said. He walked up to his wife and she put it on his shoulder.

Shoulder.

And we just go ever since then.

She's like, girl, let me call you back, something's in my ear.

Women, that's a pain You make that when it's in your ears?

But as a lumberjack, do you make love?

Do you—

have you ever made— do you make love as a lumberjack, or do you just straight fuck?

Oh no, you getting straight drilled if you can take it.

Yeah, you got potato salad.

That's it. Like ain't no, uh, sensualness, no none of that, ain't nothing romantic about it. Straight gonzo film, that's it.

Straight what?

Gonzo.

Fuck is gonzo? You come up with all these different names. What's gonzo?

That's the type of porn that, uh, it's the rough, hard, ain't no Is it straight banging?

Hey Google, hey Google, gonzo. It's a gonzo thing, you know, we been around each other.

I never heard no gonzo.

Heard no gonzo before.

You wear clown shoes and a red nose.

That's what, that's what they call it. It's just straight, straight banging, rough, like, yeah, so ratchet.

Ratchet, rough.

So, so let me ask y'all this here. So, so let me ask this: the first time your partner turned into a different person, y'all remember that? Like the, the sex where they went from nice and— because you don't start off with that, right, Gonzo or whatever, you know, you never start off with that, right? But then the first time your partner said Nigga, just fuck me tonight.

Yeah, yeah.

What was that experience like?

For me, it was a turn-on. For me, it's always a turn-on. You can't talk to me like that.

You know what you asking? I'm learning a lot about you.

When you doubt— when you that direct with me, as far as words in the spectrum of sex, it's—

it's—

don't talk— and I come like Like, it's what you asked for. I don't want to hear nothing about what you about to get now.

I'm always worried about hurting her.

I ain't worried about that. You asked for it.

She says like, hard, fuck me harder, fuck me harder.

Like, okay, one hand on that hip, one on the hip.

Like We gonna sleep good tonight.

Yeah.

And afterwards, like, turn that ceiling fan on, I can't breathe.

Okay, great. Bottle water. I had a guy, he had the bottle of water, the rag, everything ready, and it was perfect. I was in love because he had it like just A lot of squirting happen when it's like that too.

Yeah, a lot of women don't know that they can squirt. They don't know, and they've been told it's nasty, it's this, this. But the right man can pull it out. And I, and I, and I, I think the right— as a man and a woman, the right partner can take you to different levels.

Yeah, big time.

You know what I'm saying?

Because I've heard heard—

let me say this too— I've heard brothers say, 'The reason I date other races, because Black women don't go there.' And my response to them always is, 'No, you haven't taken them there.' Because I think if a woman trusts you, if a woman is comfortable with you, there's no level that she won't go to. Yeah, for the most part. Yeah, for the most part. Some women are, uh, religious, uh, they're or, you know, they guarded. They, they've had sexual problems in the past, like something that you were saying earlier, uh, or they've just been told, I can't go there. Uh, one thing I gotta ask, Bonita, is why do women— or have you heard of men— women say, I don't want to come yet? Yeah, like, wait, I'm holding my cum. Like, yeah, you're not a man, let it go. I, I've never understood that, why women will say, I don't want to come yet, or, or I just wanted to wait till it build up. You know, you can— because women can have multiple orgasms back to back to back.

Yeah.

And a man, you know, a lot of times we're gonna give me a couple minutes, you know, we're gonna change position, something. But I, I've learned that a lot of women try to hold it because— and we talked about this at, uh, what's thing because they don't want the man to have that much control over them.

That's one thing.

I go around this block twice.

You ain't ready, I'll leave you.

But I come to find out too that they don't want to bust yet because once they do, they done. So let's say y'all into it and she right there, she like like, no, not yet. I say you do it anyways, and she busts when she done. Now you like, okay, let me get into this. Now she ain't gonna be able to take you getting back in there because it's two senses. She's done and she can't take no more.

Sometimes women's orgasms are stronger than men's orgasms, so of course. So if it builds up and if it's a pump, and you know there's different types of orgasms. You know how you have that orgasm where you're like, uh, I could have done without that? Like, it drained me more than it even pleasured me. Have you had one of those? Like, it drains you more than it really pleasures you. And, um, but if it's so strong and so intense, it is harder for us to rebound back so that we can get back into it. And it's depending on that, that, that one that has built up, built up and then released. Now, of course, yeah, we have— can have multiple just regular orgasms, but that one builds up and release, it's hard for us. Like, we shaking, we can't— we can't think, we don't want you to touch us sometimes. Like, if I have orgasm and shit that strong, don't fucking touch me. Oh yeah, don't fucking touch me.

Okay, because y'all body can still lay there and we can bang. With us, once we release, it's a wrap.

Not all men.

Well, I'm gonna say this, uh, I gotta be— yeah, Tito's. Uh, I, I just, I just— the myth has always been that once he get it, I need a couple of minutes to rebound for another round because round 2 is always— it's like the hookah. I don't care what nobody say, the second bowl of a hookah is always better than the first, right? So, but a lot of times I realized that women, they don't even want a second sitting around sometimes because they like, nah, I'm through, I'm, I'm, yeah, I'm sleepy, I'm this. And you'd be like, wait, hold on, hold on, we, we haven't finished yet, you know what I'm saying?

It's, it's like, it's that amount of energy. Like I said, some orgasms, like, it, it takes the energy like from the feet on up. It takes, it like drains the body compared to just regular orgasms. Then yeah, you're easy to rebound back. But if you get that one, that built-up one, that when he is hitting the spot orally or, uh, sexually And it— he does it to the point where it's a slow release too. It's not like an orgasm.

So is it us or is it you?

That's— it's depending on what you're doing, because women control the orgasms.

We assist.

You all did too. That's true, that's true. So it's depending on how we were assisting. Okay, okay, okay.

Um, Who got a question?

Yeah, I'm about to turn the corner.

Like, who got a question before I turn the corner? Because, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, yeah, I don't want to go.

I was just gonna ask, um, what's your definition of a fuckboy or a fuckgirl? When you hear that definition, I know it's more of a younger definition, but it can be older people too.

I don't know what a fuckgirl is. I've never heard that before.

You have a fuckboy? Yeah.

Which—

so is it the same thing?

I heard it before, but I don't really know the—

yeah, so what's your definition? Maybe, yeah, because maybe I'm thinking something and I just don't understand the question.

Why he's just there for sex, no friends.

I always thought, okay, okay, I think he's just for sex.

Like everything about him is just sexual, like not really a friendship, not really, uh, I mean, but to me that's a compliment then.

But it's a lot because I've heard women say he a fuckboy, and I always like saying he's, he's a piece of shit.

You know what I'm saying? That I, I thought—

like somebody called me a fuckboy, basically said I'm only for sex. That's a compliment. Oh shit, cool.

See, I didn't hear about that.

They called it, uh, what?

Oh boy, Splackavelli.

A what?

You said a what?

Splackavelli. Y'all don't remember the song?

No.

Oh, He ain't your husband, he ain't your man, it's a nigga you can call in the middle of the night. Oh, that song goes so hard.

Oh, okay. No, I don't remember that one.

And the term was like a belly.

The term was called smack a belly.

Yeah.

Okay, okay. So I think the new term is fuckboy.

Okay, okay.

Like I said, it's definitely a younger— like younger people use that term, but it's pretty much someone who's there just for sex. Like you're not really trying to have a friendship with them. Or anything like that. And they— plus, is this what they are?

Your kids sleep here?

Can I—

can I—

I don't want to— y'all go ahead. I'm asking a lot of questions.

No, I got a question. Okay, we ain't said the old school— well, I ain't got nothing to drink. The drink work.

What's—

oh, Ariel. Ariel, you can go into a whole nother show. We don't—

yeah, what about Ariel?

Don't worry about it. It's— we used to do it on my other podcast, and Richard turned Corner as usual.

Y'all don't like Ariola?

Okay, okay.

So what we used to do on the other show is— and this was, it was all video, I was in Dallas— and every time I would say Ariola, you had to take a shot. And so in the middle of whatever we're doing, I'll just say Ariola forever.

Oh shit!

And you gotta take a shot.

Like, that's the new season.

All right, so we'll be doing it again. Okay, so y'all That means we gotta have our drinks here too. Oh yeah. So, so who haven't asked the question? Who haven't asked the question yet? Okay, okay.

Uh, she got a list.

Have anybody ever had sex with kids in the room? I'm talking about like either your baby is a baby, so they like in the crib crib, or I'm gonna say for me, they came in the room and we just froze like we weren't doing nothing. Oh, so you've been caught before?

Yeah, yeah, like, I thought you locked the door. Fuck, fuck, get the fuck out! Like, yeah, I've been caught.

I've had sex with babies in the bed, like 5, 6 years old, and she patting the bed, you know what I'm saying? Like trying to take him.

I don't like that. I don't like that.

He took an euphoric pat.

She patting, I'm like, she patting.

No, why would you?

Cuz I'm horny and we in a small apartment. Like, shit, you would like— No, I ain't got no money back then. Oh, never, never.

Motherfucker's in a couch up front. No, put him in the bathtub.

She said in the bathtub. Hey, I'm—

Let me tell you, losing our Listen, put a blanket, a pillow, and lay in the bathtub. My mom was drunk one time. I woke up, they had a blanket and a pillow. I was in the bathtub and I slept good that day. So shit, kids can too.

Okay, let's go here then since y'all don't have a question. I got one. CPS, what's, what's, what's your top 10? And I'm not gonna say just in case it might not be with y'all partner. That way nobody gets in trouble. Uh, what is a top 10 place that you've had sex before where it was just like, oh my God, I have it and I really want to?

I've never had sex in a car. I've never had sex on the beach. I've never had sex where, like, at drive-in movies or anything like that. I want to do all of But yeah, not the car, nothing like places where people have—

like, you never gave a head drop?

Oh yeah, I've done that.

But that's not considered sex, you mean banging?

Yeah, my legs are too long.

That red Cadillac. Okay, so what's the top 10 spot, just one.

I was, uh, I worked at a movie theater in Germany, and I was supposed to be working. I had already set the movie. Nobody was in there, it was just me and her. She was sitting on my lap. I was Black Santa Claus. She was working for a present.

She got Top 10 spot.

You remember the Apple County Fair? You lying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a long time ago too.

Yeah, look, look, Bonita has this real look on her face like, okay, which one? And I, and I said top 10 cuz you don't, you know, just case it's not with the person you're with right now. I don't want to get nobody in trouble.

That was high school days.

Top 10 spot, uh, in Belize in the pool with multiple people watching. Oh shit, it was amazing.

So they were looking at the—

yeah, they were watching. Who gonna clean the pool afterwards? Yeah. And I think the audience made it even better. It was amazing.

Okay, so was it one— was it one of the, uh, like events that you go to, or it was just— yeah, it was like, fuck it, I don't care.

It was a thing we were at, and it was a rooftop pool, so—

oh wow.

Um, only the elite people actually was able to go up there, and I was able to go. Uh, yeah, me and a friend, we was like started, whatever. All I know, remember, cuz I was out of it though too, but I remember the next day people was like, damn, Bonita. I was like, really? I'm pretty sure it was—

what does that mean? Hold on, she skipped a whole bunch.

I'm pretty sure it was that, like, why would it not be? I don't understand.

Was it more turned on because people was watching?

Yes, yes. And I hate to admit that, I'm like, oh my goodness, but I like the audience. I like the audience. I don't like audiences, but having an audience made it even more sexual and turned fun and exciting and just great.

Would it have bothered you if somebody tried to join in?

Um, yeah, because it's not something I do, and because I did it, it was, it was good. So it's not, it's not a thing for me. Like, I'm not into having audiences and people. You ain't about to tag in on me, just to get that clear. I'm not a tag-in type chick. But I mean, there's multiple people that are like that, and God bless you, but I'm not one of those. Um, I kind of have to have a conversation with somebody I'm hanging with.

Yeah.

Um, but I think the fact of the audience made it even more exciting, and I've had an audience more than once, and each time it was exciting.

So you learned something different about yourself then?

Yes.

So did it— was people like skating on their own watching y'all?

I, I, I don't know, but I do know like a couple say that they did let me know because of us it made them one morning, and so they didn't start doing their thing or whatever. Um, I'm a visual person, so say what you say, want to say whatever, but I'm a visual person. I love porn. I love watching people have a good time. And, um, I found that— and it's just things that I've learned— I like for people to watch me. Now It's not like my man or my boyfriend. Like, you know, we have to have a conversation if that's something that's going to happen. Okay, the guy that I was just kind of hanging out with at the time, whatever, that fuckboy, pretty much. And so, uh, and the opportunity presented itself where we kind of was like, fuck it, or whatever. And, you know, yeah, um, so usually in In the LS settings, um, for, um, like parties and things like that, if you are with a group of people, that's usually something that will happen. You'll have a lot of, uh, you'll have people watching or, you know, people kind of looking. Not too many extra people, you know, trying to tag in, but you will have like an audience. So, but it was exciting. It made it—

I think, I think some people are afraid to, uh, experience different things because of taboo. They feel like people are going to talk about them. They feel, uh, insecure, uh, what if it gets back to my church members, or— no, I mean, because, you know, that's, that's, that's two different things. That's your, that's your belief system, you know what I'm saying? But then some people, and I could be wrong, feel like if I do this, they're going to talk about me. Yeah, they're going to judge me.

And it's actually, that's a normal thing. That's kind of like how people think. Um, you have to get exposed to or introduced or want to be able to step outside of what you think is the box that it should be in. So once you experience, um, sex outside— sex, uh, uh, relationships, um, uh, whatever experiences, experiences outside of that box, you would be amazed at, um, what else can happen, what else would other experience you can have and how great it is. And you never know, the person next to you, you trying to be all shy about, probably doing the same thing. Yeah.

Richard, do you, do you think that taboos with sex, um, have caused one, relationships to go down? Because you know that people be married for a while, they be be like, oh, it was boring, it was the same old thing. So now she's cheating, he's cheating because she won't do certain things. And oh, what's wrong with you? You didn't change. Like, yeah, we've been having— like, I can have the same bacon and egg sandwich over only so long, you know what I'm saying? So do you think sometimes, and if so, how do you awaken that, that sexual person in your, in mate?

Well, it's just like 10 years of marriage, 15 to 20 years of marriage, all missionary.

I go crazy.

And then when they're both behind their closed doors, they're watching porn. Yeah, but too afraid to bring the subject up to their mate.

So how, how do you do it then? Cuz you've been married for a while. I'm, I'm curious to know.

Um, Somebody's got to step outside the comfort zone and mention. And some people, folks, are too afraid to step outside their comfort zone that they got used to, that they got comfortable in. And church folks, but they're the same church folks behind closed doors. Preach, Dorothy.

She's afraid.

Up in the baptism pool when they supposed to be straightening the pews. They up there fucking in the baptism.

Somebody got to step outside the box, out of their comfort zone, to ask questions or try something new. Trust me, because yeah, being married 8 years, just same old raggedy ass missionary with no— babe, are you gonna fucking move?

And then you get predictable. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Oh, you about to turn me When we say this, this is easier said than done because, um, of people having the same type of relationship for so long. The issue is, is that they don't have that communication where— or they think that that person is going to judge them or look at them different. Like, baby, I want to suck your dick on the 405 freeway, and she feels like, hey, he's probably gonna be like, why would you— I can't believe you want to do that, whatever.

So I'm going to wear them gray sweats, right? Shorts.

So yeah, all the women was like, I fuck a leader, we don't battle. And 18 Willie going to get a show.

And so like, for me, so if I'm open— so I'm talking how I talk, whatever— and I just started kind kind of being open about, you know, because I'm like, what the fuck now? But I've just got to this point. So when I find some friends and relatives or whatever, if I'm open about it, they're like, damn, like, okay, so now it's like, I know what Benita was doing, you know, whatever. But I feel like they sometimes also judge, but behind closed doors they want to experience it.

And some people might be jealous. Oh, because like, I wish I was— I've had that, you know what I'm saying? Because I know me, when I first started my journey, you know, with the, with the, you know, away from the church. Yeah, questions and stuff like that. You'd be surprised how many pastors inboxed me, was like, dude, I used to think the same thing. Thank you for giving me the courage to at least explore it and whatever, whatever. And I think that same thing would sex. Like, sometimes people are so insecure and they're so prudish, because there's been a lot of women that I've, you know, over the years that for whatever reason they was comfortable with me and they opened up because I made them comfortable, you know what I'm saying?

Look at him spreading. Oh, you— how comfortable are you?

No, I'm gonna say, because some people don't— some people don't— because some people, some people are uncomfortable, you know.

And like I tell people, man, like, you only grown-ass people too, and it's sad.

And you got one— well, we only get one round. One, like, once it's over.

Yeah.

And then here's the thing, we waste a lot of our sexual years not knowing what the fuck we're doing.

Yeah.

And then we get in our 30s, 40s, and that's when we be like, oh shit, like, it's that good?

Like, I've been wasting semen on, you know, raggedy broads, you know, in the shower and towels. Towels?

I heard that. I ain't talking about towels. I'm tearing that mirror up. I'm angry as shit. They come to my house, there's a big old bullseye. I be keeping score. Like, gotta wait 3 days to hit that target, you know.

If I do it, wait 2 weeks, write your name in curses on the bill.

That's nasty.

It's buildup, it's buildup.

Okay, okay, I know this is— I need another woman here to handle it with me, but men and their semen, and when they come— like, I love men who are like volcano, that— and men who just do that little— it just comes out the— irritates the fuck out of me.

You want the Peter North?

I like—

the what?

Peter North?

What the fuck is that?

Huh? What the—

Google Ruby.

Google who the fuck is Peter North.

Okay, what is that?

Bruce, help us out.

What is that?

Peter North was this white dude in the '70s, '80s who used to like, uh, he was one of the main porn stars.

And how you know?

Volcano.

And he would shoot, shoot. So that's how he got on that level of being that, because his pop shot was crazy.

So maybe you may not know, like, it's—

so now if you watch it, everybody be like, oh man, you Peter North.

So now, but the only thing that kind of— I don't know if I should say this orally. So now the oral thing kind of, it's like, uh, it could be. But just regular, like orgasm, or when he takes it out of the heart and he shoots it on your back.

See, that's what I mean when you hear me say—

but then if you had just a little trickle, you had a little trickle, kill yourself, kill yourself. That little trickle kill yourself.

But that's what I'm When you hear me say she getting glazed, yeah, that's, that's the—

okay, outside. And I'm pretty sure guys don't really think about that. Like, us women, we're just like, we—

well, some women don't like this orally because I've heard women get upset because too much came out. So before she come over, I'll, I'll pregame.

I'm like, these women you be dealing with, you know what I'm saying?

No, because, you know, sometimes you pregame Yeah, so therefore she don't get the full load, you know what I'm saying? And now I'm on round 2, you know what I'm saying?

And I believe that, I believe that. So of course some women don't, but then there's some women who likes it.

Yeah, sometimes the second round you shoot now more.

You gotta have a good diet, let's say that.

Drink a lot of water, pineapples. Yep, just pineapples. I, I don't know though, does pineapples really— I keep hearing about this whole pineapple apple fruit kind of changes the— I can't vouch for, I have no idea, but I heard it kind of does something with the—

it tastes very sweet than they normally do when you drink a beer.

But it does not— I, I believe the diet though does make a difference because— what help pH balance too, because you know, do y'all men know about the pH balanced.

I do now, only because I took a couple of anatomy and physiology class, because I at first I didn't understand.

I didn't realize that.

Yeah, women's—

and how certain men can throw off your pH, and no matter what they do, and it's not on them, it's just, it just does not connect, and you cannot— it takes, it takes a lot for the woman to continue to hang with you if you kind of throw it off. And as we mentioned before how some women actually do not know how to care for themselves. So that's the thing, I had to learn that, just figuring out cleaning yourselves, stuff that you should learn as a child growing up. A lot of women don't, they have to figure it out on their own. And so when the women have the odors and things like that, and they just— some women, they don't know what to do. And so they'll they'll just, you know, back off and they won't do it.

Some of them don't have an odor, they got an odor.

And it's true because— and look, and it's okay, and it's okay. It's just ways that you can treat that, but women don't know how to treat that. It's so like BV, um, um, then like I said, your pH balance is off, and, um, yeast infections, bacterial protections. All of that is, um, something that you can control, but you need to just figure out what works for you. There's some women who don't have to do anything. They shit whoever they with, like me. So like condoms, I don't do too well with condoms. I can't have— you can't, you can't fuck me with cheap-ass condoms. You can't. I like, like, I like the Skims condoms. I do well, I do well with Bruce got married. Well, condoms.

Yeah, that's why I got married.

But right, but so, but if you're dating, you need to wear condoms. And so with that, I was a free spirit then, old lumberjack.

So, so I love it.

They don't make no condom for this.

But me and you all have to— like, if you are—

fuck about it.

For us who are not married, who are, you know, maybe dating and hanging out or whatever, condoms are important. And men just need to know, for women, you can't just use any type of condom. You can't just use any type of lube. There's water-based lube, there's oil-based lube. There's a lot of that shit just does not work for certain people.

So let's go here, about to close out. Last one, who got it? Last question, who got it? Because, because we didn't discuss some shit, right? No, we discussed some shit.

We need to got one more.

Look, she already— look, last question.

I don't wanna, I don't wanna, you know, uh, that first question I asked Sex becomes better when—

okay, okay. Uh, can I go?

Yeah.

Sex becomes better when I love you. When I love you, the sex is going to be better, and she's going to know it. I'mma bang you out if you're just somebody I'm having sex with.

Yeah.

But if I love you, there's not going to be a limit to whatever you want done. Yeah, and y'all can interpret that however you want to, cuz I'm a nasty motherfucker.

You nasty. Oh my God.

Okay, but see, that came out like—

I'm just saying, if I love you— listen, man, if, if I love you, I, I am going to make sure that you are happy. And foreplay, I've learned, does not become beginning of the bedroom at all, you know what I'm saying? I mean, it's with the good morning texts, lunch calls, and I know you had lunch, just check on you, video chats. Like, it's all that right there before, huh? Still flirting, still, still fucking flirting. So sex for me is better when I love you and I'm not drunk. Because I'll be honest with you, I have drunk dick some people before, and I need to redo because I have— I was, I was buzzing. Dick got hard, but not as hard as you think. You know, like, oh, your dick now, baby. I didn't give you the full throttle because I was drunk, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

And Tito's third gear all night.

Yeah.

Okay, okay, okay. Who want to go You want to go? Okay, Bruce, sex is better when—

I agree with you on what you said, but I'mma add, when y'all are in tune with each other, knowing, uh, let's go, when you need a certain thing or she needs a certain thing. You that in tune to where the simple wrap of her ass is gonna be like, all right, meet me in the bedroom. Yeah, like when you let it tune, that chemistry. Yes, it's, it takes it to a whole nother—

yeah, that's what I was gonna say, chemistry.

No, no, we last. You know you last. We don't— we don't— I, I gotta go search.

Richard, it's along what Bruce said. When you all, you're in tune, where if you know her love language, you hit her with that all day. Hit her with that all day. When she come, come home, she stand at the door looking at you like, you know, you getting something tonight.

You getting a lot tonight.

Yeah, when you're that in tune Yeah, and what else?

Because you stole his shit. I mean, I know.

I'm just fucking with you.

Gio said something, um, last time she was here, but you gotta hug twice a day. At some point, where some people like you gotta smack her on the ass as you walk past her in the kitchen, me, I just walk past and run my hand across the side of her back. Or if I gotta get past her, rub my hand down one side, and I need to get past. Or when she's brushing her teeth, kiss on the back of the neck. Just certain things that you can do throughout the day.

And some of that still can be nasty too.

Yeah, you say what?

Some of them things can be nasty too.

Yeah, sometimes she bend over, you see a little bit of the crack, stick that finger in there, style boy style.

Yeah, like if she washing dishes, she got on like pajama pants and sweat, you come around, I just want to see how wet That it is.

I'm laughing, I'm laughing cuz y'all don't see Bonita's face right now.

Like, yes, volcano's about to erupt.

Bonita, you, you get closed eyes.

It's getting better. Um, sex becomes better when I feel safe, I feel that warmth inside, I I am not on defense. I'm not feeling that I have to do something that I don't want to do. I'm doing something that I want to do. When we have that chemistry— yeah, when we have that chemistry, when he— I keep saying, when he's able to read my body and he's there to please me and I'm there to please him. Him, and we just please each other. But overall, like I said, I feel safe, I feel warm, and I feel that we are on the same level and after the same mission of making each other just feel good. That's what I say.

Yeah, because you, you did it, Bruce. Now Bruce, look up to the heavens, to the sky. You did, you did it.

Like she's like, I seen it with her.

The Bible, Jesus speak to you like, yeah. Okay, well y'all look, uh, thank y'all for tuning in tonight. Uh, make sure y'all push that subscribe button. Um, goddamn it, tonight we had a chance to talk about sex.