A comedian performs as a self-proclaimed stepdad who brags about his temporary role in the household, showing up only during tax season and leaving when the biological father returns. The routine uses aggressive delivery and vulgar language to mock the idea of real parental responsibility.
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Ah yeah! I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see. Hey, yeah, yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I see the kids looking at me funny. I'm not your daddy, I'm just goosing your mommy. I won't be here long 'cause I ain't no dummy. And one last thing, don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ask Ask me for money. I see you built you a little fort. Fuck your fort, Lil Ray Ray. You ain't my son anyway. I don't care about that. Where the snacks at? I'm the stepdad. I stepped in 'cause your daddy stepped out. I'm the temporary man of this house. After I goose your mommy, I'm gonna get lost. I'm the stepdad. Are you my new daddy? You know I'm like your real daddy. Go! Go! Go! Go! I'm the stepdad, the temporary man of this house. Just here 'cause it's tax season, then I'mma get lost. I know I ain't shit, but she likes men like me. That's why I hit stepdad. He's our stepdad. Step, step. Step, step. He's our stepdad. We can't get it right.