Two comedians improvise about a grandson's phone content, discovering toe-sucking and other behavior. They parody religious anointing rituals, wielding Hennessy, lemon juice, and made-up "Jolly Green Juice" as comedic weapons to rebuke his misdeeds in an irreverent, absurd riff.
Baby, I was going through my grandson's phone.
Oh, nosy self.
Oh my God, he nasty, he nasty, baby. He got skills though, he got skills.
Yeah, yeah, pimping at its finest. Those bank accounts next, in between them toes. Ah, ah, ah, mm. Sisters don't know about that yet.
Is he gay? I mean, does he like sucking on penile things? And then she ain't even Black. I don't even think that's her sister. Oh Lord, I gotta anoint this baby. I got some oil right here, baby. I got some oil. Oh, that anointing is not going to be strong enough. I'm gonna anoint you with some Hennessy, and I'm gonna anoint you with some lemon juice. And you know what, baby? You know what? This island work, it's gonna work too. I'mma use, you know what? You know, I heard this out, I know this is for later. This is, I'mma use this for later. You know what? In situations like this, you gotta bring out the big guns, baby. I'mma have some of that, I'mma dump it in the back, I'mma dump it in the back, I'mma dump it in the back. Now you coming on the Honda. Baby, you're not gonna get me today, devil. I'm bringing out the big guns. Green bean juice. You like sucking on jolly white toes? Maybe I'll get you some Jolly Green Juice. That's what we do today, baby. We gonna rebuke them toes right down in the name of Jesus.