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Once you—

when you—

well, okay, do it. It doesn't actually—

when you put it in there, ain't it warm? Yeah, somebody want no cold coochie. Yeah, yeah, you, you goosing zombies, dog.

What old lady? I do. I like, I like the old man.

Even old people got—

oh, they give you worms. I mean, I mean, you know, they don't get—

thing about being the Trailblazer, you gonna smell like smoke.

Going city to city, we turning corners. When you with Trailblazers smelling like smoke, pay attention to the jokes.

Success tried to warn us.

Motivation conversation captivating the coach. Performing arts, it's the heart, so we gotta watch the votes. All my dreams out of mind, out of sight. They standing on my left 'cause they can't get right. You know what make 'em wonder every time I turn the corner.

Welcome to a special episode of Turning Corners, Man Cave Edition. Got some, these motherfuckers ain't shit. They ain't shit. I gave this great speech. Yeah, I gave this great speech. Everybody here said, everybody, everybody here said, cool, not a problem, anything else you need, buddy? Yeah, I said, always Richard. This great speech, man, I wrote it down. This great speech.

Oh, excuse us.

These motherfuckers said, fuck it.

Well, you said turn the corner, so you know, down south.

You were there. Right.

This your show. You supposed to turn with us. He went left.

I forgot one. I forgot one. So we got to my left. DJ Oh Yeah, motherfucker Ken Collins, and that motherfucker Richard. Um, y'all just took the air out of introducing— nigga, when I tell you it was practiced in the car about 3 times. I had memorized it as if I was in the movie script, and all 3 of y'all, some of my biscuits Uh, I didn't want to start with this right here, man. How y'all doing? How your mental health, bro? How you been?

For just waking up, I'm fine.

That's right, you was the late motherfucker, huh?

Yeah, I was.

Yeah, I appreciate it.

Sorry out there.

Well, you know, I told you, construction.

Say, I actually put on there— what I put on there? I'm around.

He said, he said, what corner?

We don't know which corner was around, but I was around.

I didn't even respond. No, first you said I'm on the way. And I didn't even respond. I just looked at her. I said, okay. And I kept on talking.

Oh.

And then I told Richard, I said, how much you want to bet which one is late? I'll bet you a beer. He said, which one? I said, I bet it's Ken ass, right? He said, no, no. He said, I said, I bet it is. I said, okay. He said, what? I said, oh, your bill. Because I know you work at, you know, I ain't going to put your business out there. Yeah, yeah. And I said, remember, he just getting off. But then I forgot you worked at that spot too. But that wasn't even the case, shit.

Well, it really was. It was, you know, when I get off, I go take a nap, you know, like folks say. That's old man shit. I am old.

He did say, oh, I take a nap, nigga.

I take me a nap. You sip the Jerry Tolls, pull through a straw.

Uh, it's the way you said you take a nap. That was funny to me.

Yeah, I don't know. You got a little attention.

You got a robe too, don't you? You got a rope?

No, I don't have a rope.

Yeah, old niggas have ropes.

I got super sexy, man.

That's too much fucking bullshit. How y'all doing, man? Ken, how you doing, man?

Man, all is well, man. Just glad to be in the land of the living, baby.

Land of the living.

See, that's how you know you're getting old, nigga. That's some old people shit to say.

Hey man, I'm old, bro.

No, that's some old people shit. That's like, ah yeah, I'm just living between the earth and the sky.

That's right, baby.

No, no, what is funny is I said to myself, I say, wait till I get over there, I'm gonna tell them niggas. I tore that road up.

What the fuck that mean? Everybody's like, a left? Yeah, straight down, straight down.

I seen that red, man. I know that red one. I was like, oh no, I never get that. I'll still be on the road right now trying to get off 35.

Well, I appreciate you coming, man, for real. Um, other old nigga, how you doing over there, man?

Getting gray by the day.

Damn.

Yeah, yeah, you just said fuck the salt and pepper, just go salt.

It's child support.

We having that party coming in about a—

about—

he didn't forget, you forgot about the party, the child support party getting off Monday. Yeah, yours off too in May.

What'd I tell him? What'd I just say, Ken? It was their idea to do the show, and Richard said, for real? I said, nigga, you and Kevin, and he said he co-signed for it.

CRS, can't remember shit. Maybe that shit, that's old people shit too. You see, see, I didn't even say nothing. I ain't gonna say nothing because to all the people out there that's old, you know, they looking at us right now. I told Ray, I was like, did I eat today?

So, so listen, listen, motherfuckers, because you know the show already started. Oh, okay. Recording and everything, we're just talking shit, you know.

But I don't know where to put my hands.

It was a test, test. Put around your cup, fucker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not moving.

Stop drinking like that, like it's hot cocoa.

Probably see a nigga at the club drinking like that. I think I might just die on the weekend.

Saturday, Friday, whatever one, whatever one I'mma do. Whenever you walk out, no, no, you would not do that on Friday, no Saturday, no another day.

You always trying to do it Friday with Ken singing, keep running, keep running. I know you be looking for me, cuz that's my part right there.

You know I look for you too. I ain't going to lie, I ain't going to lie, one day Ken and them sung that song, you know, the arms and everything came into play because to me.

I just want to put that out there in the streets.

The bullshit, boy. Are you a pimp or Temptation?

Oh, uh, pimp temp.

Gotta have both of them in.

So let me ask y'all some questions, man. We just talking, right? We just— if I've asked y'all this before, forgive me, but this is some, some real shit. I'm sorry, don't, don't, don't do that. Did you do— um, did you already— so my question to you is Fuck your intro, nigga. It's over.

I thought you had something all planned out.

I'm sorry, I did, but y'all start driving shit, turn the corners, turn the corners. I'm like, what the fuck? That's why I had no sound effects this time, Richard. Trying to be serious.

What up?

Oh, can I ask the question? Yes, sir. I'm sorry, why you You supposed to sit right here, nigga.

When I first came in, you said, Ken, sit right there.

So, oh, we were doing the lights. We was trying to do shit, bro. Richard was going for the jacket. Can I ask a question? The show already started. I ain't editing this shit out.

Yes, sir.

I'm letting y'all know, okay? They on this part, you know, I do the analytics of the show. This part of the show when everything drops and then you're gonna go back up, they're gonna like, the motherfucker's crazy. Listen, man, here's a real question. All right, for anybody. Mancave. Who taught you manhood? See, that's why I don't give you questions ahead of time. Yeah, that's me thinking.

Yeah, man, I don't want to think. I told you, treat me like a star. I am a star somewhere.

But, uh, you know, somebody— comment.

My uncle, Haley's uncle, my grandpa, my grandma, uh, Big Mama, her Taught you manhood? And my daddy, I gotta put my daddy in there, he was there.

But what about it? Like, what made you say, well, this is what manhood looks like?

Well, first of all, he took care of the house, he took care of the yard, he got me out there, you know, doing the yards, understanding why you keep your yard clean, stuff to that, you know, man stuff, manly stuff. Even though, like, you know how most people say we were raised by my mama, I really wasn't. I was, but I wasn't because I had those gentlemen around me, you know what I'm saying?

So you had influences?

I had influence, very big influences. Rich, um, growing up, Mom, Mom always told me, it's like, you see how he doing? That's not the way you want to do when you come, man, when you get older. You need to take care of this, that, and the other.

But you don't rely on nobody to help you to take care of this, that, and the other.

Do it yourself. Show me how to, uh, sew holes— sew the holes in my socks, hem my pants, hem a jacket.

That way, uh, when I had kids, I can pass that knowledge on down to the kids. So because I'm stupid, he said the grass, you said sewing.

I was thinking the same thing. I wish I knew how to sew.

But what you're saying is real shit because my big mama, nigga, I know how to sew on a machine. Yeah, I know you be stepping on that motherfucker.

Auntie had that green machine, man, you know that green.

But I'm just stupid because I was expecting him to say something about like— I thought you gonna say something like change the oil, you know, change the tire. I can sew a button like a motherfucker. That's just me being stupid.

Hand me down socks. Like, all right, all right, here's these socks. Um, take this New York thread. These socks ain't always been Nike. We made the Nike side.

Yes, sir.

All right, kid.

You had upside down swoop. Uh, always been upside down.

My mom, my mom was my biggest influence, like, at the end of the day. Like, um, I, I did have, you know, uh, my uncle My uncle is a quiet assassin. When I say assassin, he came around when, you know, my mom couldn't reach us. So he was the one that would actually, uh, kind of sit us down and say, "Hey, look, you need to try, you need to try this way, you need to try that way." And I think that, uh, that was the role model I got as far as manhood was concerned, but Rest of the stuff I got from my mom, man. Like, at the end of any day, man, my mom was, was everything. My mom was my mom and my dad at the same time.

Yep.

You know what I'm saying? And she taught, she taught me how to iron my own clothes, cook my own food, you know what I mean? Just those, just those, those manly traits, you know what I'm saying? So, but everything else I had to, you know, kind of, kind of learn on my own, you know what I mean? Really just had to learn on my own. It's trial and error, right? Just like parenthood is trial and error. Yeah, there's no blue—

there's no blueprint to none of this shit, you know, at the end of the day, you know.

So my mom was my— my mom was my, my, my, my coach. She was my mentor, uh, she was my teacher, cheerleader. She's my cheerleader, um, she was my rock. She's my everything, man. That was my girl, man.

So she watching over you too?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You already know. I guess the reason I ask, because women, I don't think they understand that they have a lot of examples. Just in society, there's always a strong grandma, normally some aunties, you know what I'm saying? Some women in the neighborhood, maybe Ray Sorrell. So always, they always have somebody. I'm not saying it's completely true, right? But for men, a lot of times we got to search for it. From a coach, you know what I'm saying? Maybe, uh, boot camp. Like, I didn't know how to shave. First time I shaved was in boot camp. And the guy was looking at me crazy. Everybody in the room know how to shave. I'm like, I don't know how to shave. What, Ty Ty?

That should have been easy for you because all you doing is shaving it all out.

But if you ain't never used a razor, the fuck? I want to know because I, you know, you don't know people like this, like this, you know.

You don't know, nigga. Did you go up or did you go down?

Actually, I didn't have nothing to shave. I really didn't have anything to shave, but in boot camp they make you shave anyway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I'm like, nigga, I ain't got shit.

You gotta go through the motions.

Yeah. And the motherfucker— and I didn't know they was doing that to teach us because I guess they understood a lot of us didn't have that example, right? Like the first time I tied a tie, you know, we was— nigga, we go to Wieners and get them clip-ons for Easter. That's it.

Love wieners, bro.

Make sure you do that thing. They don't know it's a clip-on, nigga. They know it's a clip-on. But I'm saying, I didn't, you know, I learned how to tie a tie in, you know, Army boot camp, you know, Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri.

I joined the military, I didn't have a driver's license. The worst place to learn how to drive?

Germany.

Yes.

Yeah, that's that real fast spot, right, where you can go kind of fast.

Ain't no speed limit.

It's— I guess I was just asking because how do you know if you're doing manhood right if no one's ever taught you? You know what I'm saying? And then the examples that they got today are largely based off of social media, but we didn't have social media.

No, right.

You know what I'm saying? We might watch Shaft. Yeah, that's it. You know what I'm saying? But how did we know? Like, I remember looking at a girl's booty. That's just something my uncle and I used to do. So I was like, yeah, that's what you do. So I was picking up traits from my dad. I love him, but he wasn't around. My uncle, they wasn't fucking helping, you know what I'm saying? So I didn't really have a lot of examples. And the men that I did have, a lot of them, they was kind of, sorry, weak, 'cause their women ran everything. You know, I got some strong women in our family, Yeah, so I remember around 30, I'm, I'm married, she got 3 boys, I got my, uh, my kids, and I'm like, damn, am I doing this shit right? Like, yeah, I'm teaching them how to cut the grass and iron your clothes and shit, but it was shit I picked up along the way. And then I— now that I'm older, I ask myself, man, am I doing manhood right even today? And what the fuck does manhood look like?

What does it look like?

Honestly, bro, I don't know. Because I think, I think it— no, because I think it differs from person to person.

Yeah, yeah, it is. It does.

We're all different, period.

Because some women say, oh, because they often define manhood for us, which is some funny shit.

They try to, they try to.

Okay, okay.

If you let them.

But what always blows my mind is like, you say a man is supposed to pay 100% of the bills. Bitch, I don't want to pay your bills. Oh, I'm sorry, I ain't supposed to say— I ain't supposed— I don't want to pay my bills. I look like paying somebody else's bills.

But when you tell them what they're supposed to be doing, oh, it's an argument. Oh yeah, it's an argument. A man's supposed to do this, a man's supposed to do that, man's supposed— what are you supposed to do, right? What if I want—

oh, that does—

that doesn't sound right. Yeah, that don't sound right at all. You can't— now that's barely clean, right? That mom and— mom and back in the day pops— nah, it ain't that no more. Cause women are so— now they, they were strong back then, but now they think they strong. Some goddamn— I don't need no— I already been strong.

I mean, you got— but you got to realize that this is This was taken— the, the Black family unit was taken away right back in the '60s, correct? You know what I'm saying? The man was taken out of the house and the women were the ones that were actually, actually going out there and, you know, and providing for the family, right? So our dynamic, we're behind the power curve since the '60s, or, you know, early '60s.

It was about '70s, '60s, '70s, '70s. Yes, because that's when they took them families, like he said, took the man out the house.

Yeah, man. And so, and so we're already behind the power curve because, you know, our counterparts, they always had— they taking them, you know, they're taking them fishing. No, they're taking them hunting. You know, when the last time— when the last time somebody took you hunting or fishing?

Niggas.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Just—

I mean, it's real talk though.

That's real talk.

My pastor, the last person took me fishing.

Right, but I'm just saying, you all right?

Hold on, you all right? You like— did he touch you? No, no, like, you had a moment there.

I was sad because that's what it was. He was the last person. That was years. That was Pastor Doherty. Took us fishing. We all came home in one piece too. Yeah, man, just, just so you know, so you don't have to ask me that no more on live camera. Talk behind the curtain. Draw a circle where he touched you.

Wow, wow.

But I mean, y'all actually blessed not to have to go through something like that. I was blessed not to have to go through that.

But what, but what Ken is saying is, it's real shit. Like, some stuff we just never experienced.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Okay, here's one. Who taught us how to communicate? Had a conversation today with a co-worker. And she was saying some stuff and I said, you know, girl, men don't really communicate that well. Yeah. And so, yeah, Ray, I said, no, I got a degree in social work. That's how I learned how to, you know, say shit, paraphrase and rephrase. And so what you're saying is this, how does that make you feel? Like, that's some shit, you know, I learned.

But before that, I don't think you're supposed to say how you make you feel.

Nah, that's, that's, that's social work 101. Social work? Yeah. How does that make you feel? I see you talking about Pimp 101.

No, I used to work in lower rates. I used to do that shit.

That's for crazy people. She ain't crazy, man. That's the people that's going through psychological problems.

Yeah, but I see you understand. But everyone got a little bit of crazy in them.

And what do you want to do? And we like it. The crazier the woman, the better the sex.

I want to just express, uh, my oldest brother Joseph Fat Cat.

He did.

He was one of the biggest— I was one of his biggest followers.

So I'm sorry, you said what you mean, like as far as, uh, father figures and stuff like that? Oh, okay, okay, okay.

He want to show me that first behind. He like, oh, look at that.

I was like, this motherfucker went straight there. He just went there.

He went there.

I mean, did you expect anything else?

I was one— I just knew it was going to get— he the first one. Yeah, man, I, I go kiss her behind the building. Living in the Ritz, man. When I got that first kiss, it was over with.

So, but, but what Ken was saying, it was over. This shit just— I'm sorry, turning corners, turning corners, right? It wasn't really the corner I was talking about, but yeah, y'all know when I edit this later, I'm gonna cuss all y'all out. I just, I don't want y'all to— I might text y'all as I'm editing because that chick staying in. Fuck y'all.

I just—

hey man, why you editing? Because you know how to do it now, but you're just a pro now.

No, that took a long time, shit. But, but, but real talk though, so a lot of things that our counterparts talk to their kids about, we don't— we don't get this. Like, we have to talk about getting pulled over by police.

Yeah, our conversation is different. Yes, our conversation is totally different because at the end of the day, like I mean, like I said, we were behind the power curve at any, at any point, you know what I mean? Our conversation, like, they'll talk to their kids about finances. When the last time you talk about some doggone finances? Never, you know what I'm saying? Like, just, just be honest.

Yeah.

Hey, you go do this, even if you need this, this, and blah blah blah, this, that, third, you go to this person, blah blah blah, you know what I mean? But at the end of the day, like When was the last time men, or Black men, Black women, when was the last time y'all talked finances outside of school? Or economics?

Child support.

Or child support, you know what I'm saying?

That's cold.

No, no, that's, that's, that's real shit. That's fucked up, but it's real.

It's real now. You want your money, you don't have no baby till you get married. That's what I told my kids, all 4 of my boys. You want your money, and that bullshit is cheaper to keep her. Nah, so, so cheaper not to have one with her.

So would it be safe to say, and it's kind of rhetorical, as a Black man in America, our whole experience, even with women, are totally different?

Yeah, yeah.

So yeah, why does it seem like especially in San Antonio. It's— I'm sure it's like that in other cities too, right? We see another Black man, don't even speak. But we're going through the same issues, the same traumas, the same pain, the same frustrations. Not saying Black women don't go through shit, white men, everybody go through shit. That's just— we're human, right? But it seems like our, our experience is unique because we are the most hunted creatures. Yeah, on the planet.

Yep.

Not just in America, on the planet.

Yes.

But it seems like we have the most resistance in our community with our women. I've never heard any other race of people said, I don't need a man, I can do it by myself.

Yeah.

I don't know if women understand how that makes us feel. We might not say anything, but then when you do say you need us, it's always about the money, right? You don't want to— you don't want our leadership because they lead with that.

At the end of the day, they lead with what, what they need as far as, you know, I won't— I need, uh, I need this, I need, I need my nails done, I need my hair done, I need, you know, pay my bills, blah blah. But at the end of the day, shoot, what you, what you, what you got to offer me? What you got to offer me? You know, because at the end of the day, I need companionship. I need somebody that's gonna, that's gonna be in my corner. I need a ride or die. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's not about the money at the, at the end of the day. It's about, it's about like companionship, you know what I mean? When I wake up in the morning, I want to be able to roll over and say, you know what, hey baby, you know what I'm saying, how you doing? Yeah. Or, you know, just— or you just roll over, just a touch. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, get that free feeling, you know what I'm saying. That's without an argument, it's comfort. That's comfort. Yeah, that makes us get up in the morning and be able to go to work, you know what I'm saying.

Not an argument before we go to work. No, not getting cussed out on your way out the door, right? On the way out the door. You getting cussed out, man.

Just to— I mean, let me tell you something, man. The hardest and the coldest thing, and I'm just, I'm speaking in general, man, the hardest and coldest thing is to wake up to a cold bed by yourself.

Yeah, that's true.

Those are the same women that say they don't need nobody, but they got stock in C batteries, A batteries, double A's, triple A's, rubber.

Yeah, I get it, I get it. But the hardest, the hardest thing at the end of the day for a man is to wake up by yourself in your bed, you know what I'm saying?

Can I, can I, can I, can I throw a wrench in there?

Please.

Sometimes you can have somebody there and be lonely and be lonely too.

I get it.

Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's cold blood. I've been in relationships, I'm like, I don't like this nigga. And she don't like me, but we sharing, you know, the lease ain't up yet, or, you know, it's always something, you know what I'm saying?

The kids.

I, I don't want to be not be there because my daddy wasn't there, so I want to be in little man's life. But really, I can't stand his mama, right? This bitch breathing again. Goddamn it. Hey, she be sleeping, you got a mirror up on the nose like she's still— she's got Damn, she's still with us.

She's still with us.

She's still with us.

She's still with us. You roll over in the middle of the night, she's sitting there looking at you, she's like, nigga, I can't stand you. What did you have to dream about?

You.

What you looking at, Ray? I know you got something brewing. Listen, you may not even eat asparagus before you go to sleep and wake up like that.

What I'm saying is everyone has Everyone has a different experience, but something I, I want especially our women to know, we hurt just like y'all hurt.

Oh, exactly.

I'm not comparing traumas though. No, no, you know what I'm saying? Because watch this, the experience of Black people is, is this. We was talking about this at the shop the other day. Our gospel is based on somebody dying, suffering. Yeah, right. Yeah, our food is based on slavery, suffering. Yeah, nigga, we got a thing called the blues based on suffering, and now rhythm. Now we gotta still have some blues. Then we got hip-hop based off the streets, being hard. Everything we fucking do is based off of the trauma, the struggle, the struggle, struggle. Yeah, so then I gotta come home and struggle too?

Did I give enough? All right, right. What if I take his mouthpiece out?

So, so I remember one of the saddest church songs we sing in church. I used to hate when he used to sing the song. It says, I've learned to live holy, I've learned to suffer.

What?

You learn?

I didn't learn that. What is it?

I learned— I learned that.

But when I see Jesus, amen. Like, wait a minute, hold on. I gotta go through all this shit first.

I gotta go see Jesus.

I gotta go see— I can't even see.

I'm just, you know what I'm saying? You know, I fucked the words up. I said when I was doing the king, like, that's not right.

We know, we know where you were going with it.

But the song is about suffering. Even the song I Won't Complain, you complain before you say I won't complain.

I've had some good days.

No, we gotta complain. I've had some hills to climb. Nigga, you complaining on the cool. You complaining on the cool. You know, I've had some weary days.

I guess I get kind of tired.

And some sleepy nights. Nigga, that's complaining.

Yeah.

So what I'm saying is a lot of our stuff is based off of pain, trauma, and then they get mad at you because we're not walking around happy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, after a while you get tired. And then we have situations where as men we can't come together. One thing I'll say about women that I'm really jealous of they can be dead ass wrong and a woman's gonna find a way to say that that woman was right. Well, maybe gorilla, but maybe— well, I remember Will Smith found out that his wife was messing with, uh, her kid's, uh, boyfriend. You know what the women said online? Well, you don't know what Will did first. I said, the man was crying on the little red table. No, they said Well, he's an actor. How you know it was real? Goddamn, y'all, we can't have nothing.

Can't do—

can't—

hey, man, can't have— man, we can't even get an inch.

I think at the end of the day, man, like, they want us to be— they want us to be strong to where you are, are Superman, that everything's supposed to bounce off of you. At the end of any day, like, they don't— they don't see they don't see the struggle we go through as being Black men in America, you know what I mean?

They—

our struggle is totally different from a Black woman's struggle, definitely different from a, you know, a white man's struggle.

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Latino, you know, I struggled, and that's the reason why, you know, as far as the stuff that's going on today. I'm, you know what, I'm glad we sitting out. All right. At the end of the day, I'm glad we truly, truly, I'm glad we sitting out because this is not a fight. Because I want, I need somebody else to feel the 400 years of struggle we've been through. Just a fraction.

Don't be like this.

Just a fraction.

Yes.

And they voted for that.

And, and, and you voted for it twice.

'Cause we got COVID the first time, right?

That's the only thing that stopped you.

But you, I mean, y'all voted for it twice, and you know, you had them, you had them, you had the people down in Miami, you know, the Latinos down there, you know, we will vote for Donald Trump.

We will vote for Donald Trump.

You know what I'm saying? Salsa and everything. But then you was, but then you, but then you cried wolf There you go. When your loved one is— when it hits your family immediately, and this one—

now you want to change your tune.

Then you want to change too. Ah, my husband, uh, I need you to help me, and blah blah blah, this, that, third. They were taking our kids for years.

Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.

They've been having babies with our kids for years.

They've been taking us for years, but y'all gotta come to our rescue.

He didn't march with us.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

So, so, okay, we're going to talk about this later, but since we're here, I just want y'all opinion. One thing about Black people, I believe one of the things that hurts us is that Black people, we come from a peaceful culture. A lot of others, I call them K people, they come from war cultures. That's just the truth. You're not gonna hear of a tribe of certain ethnic groups, and we seem to care more about them than they care about us. Case in point, right, a couple of weeks ago, the guy was in Minnesota. Nigga this, nigga that, nigga this, nigga lover. I'm here to make sure all the other stuff— they on his ass.

I didn't see that. Oh, they was on his ass, like, and it was about to die kicking his ass.

It wasn't us, it was them. And then what happened? Us came to his rescue, right? Got between them and him. Hey, it's gonna be all right. Shielding them with their own body.

Wow.

Next day, he on the news. Nigga this, nigga that. Not the news, he's on the podcast. Nigga that, nigga that. And you know, ain't all niggas. And yeah, he should have helped. While he was helping me, he's trying to pick my pockets.

Wow.

So I think sometimes Our compassion hurts us because we don't have the same compassion towards one another. A Black man step on our shoe, we shut down Horizons.

Shut it down. Smooth down.

But a white boy do it, hey man, it's all right buddy, it's cool.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, sir. Now we dancing, you know what I'm saying?

Was that the Stephen A shuffle?

Wow. I'm just, I'm trying to understand what, what is it going to take for us? And I'm not talking about Stephen A. I'm not even talking about women right now. I'm not talking about white men, white women, Black men. What is it going to take for us to say we need to come together? Because when we come together, the women have to get in line because that's their natural, that's their natural order. They, they fall in line 'Cause let's be real, some of us ain't shit. Not saying here, but some niggas that ain't shit.

That's just the truth.

A lot of them.

But a lot of them was raised to be ain't shit, right? Because the women, they have these superheroes in their head when they never dated nobody like that. Matter of fact, all the niggas that squirted in them ain't like that.

I was one of those at the time. I was just squirting. Oh well, I was. I really didn't, you know, when it came to that, I just didn't give a damn, man. Well, I did. I didn't even squirt. I didn't want no baby neither.

So you didn't mean to squirt, nigga?

I, I, I meant to squirt, but not make no baby squirt. I don't want that squirt ever again, ever again in life. I don't want that squirt. Yeah, man, you too old, man. I'm too old. You got that right. But Niggas at 16.

But you being real though.

Yeah, but you know, we was told marriage first before you had kids and before you have sex and stuff like that, you know. But getting back to the subject, you're right. What will it take for us as men to come together as one? Man, I don't see it ever happening, brother. We too busy hating on each other. We're too busy. And you know, that's the crazy part. I just don't see it. I could— I, I have a feeling it can happen, but seeing it like, like—

well, the Million Man March proved it can happen with the right leadership, man.

They just out there, man. When they went to the Million Man March, it wasn't— it wasn't you, man.

I disagree, bro. They went though.

They went. Yeah, why, why not go? There's gonna be a whole bunch of women after the Million Man March. This shit, it's gonna be— it's about to be a million women. Looking for their baby daddy, looking for a baby daddy, a baby daddy, or their baby daddy. They might have about 4 or 5 baby daddies. But the Million Man March, I'm not going to take nothing away from it.

Yeah, yeah.

But I am, because it really— it's Million Man March. Did you feel a million?

It was actually over a million.

Yeah, no, I said, do you feel a million though? Like, do you feel like different since the Million Man March?

I didn't go, but the only thing I'm saying is we tried. We proved that it can happen.

We try every day. We try this Martin Luther King March, but we talking about men. Men, I'm talking about men.

But we don't— Martin Luther King March about everybody.

Yeah, but a lot of men. But if the men follow, the women shall— it was cold outside. I mean, if the men go, the women shall follow, right? So it's still Martin Luther King. We celebrating this man. So while as men we don't go celebrate, at least we did something for him. We kicked it for him, you know. We didn't go to the march literally.

I don't think he died for us to kick it.

I understand that, but we did something for him. We really— we came together.

So what you saying, we came together?

We came together in our heart. And I, as I know you, man, when you called me and said, man, I want to get outside, I was like, bet. Then you said the beautiful word, I know you don't like— I was like, matter. I'm going to DJ at Horizons after all this. We gonna go to Midtown, we're gonna go— we celebrated with other folks. We can't— I— it was beautiful to see both, you know, of them in there. But as me, I knew your heart was right, Coach. You want to go kick it and celebrate with everybody.

But what I'm saying, Kevin, as far as us as men coming together, that's the reason— the reason I brought up the Million Man March is because I feel like That was an example of us coming together and at least trying. We're not saying that it's going to be something that's going to be easy because it wasn't like— it's like somebody that's 50 pounds overweight, you didn't get that overnight, right? And how we are right now isn't a one-time event where our mind's gonna change because we got a whole lot of unlearning to do. You know what I'm saying? A lot of generational traumas that we got to go through, whether it be going to church, whether it be going to counseling, whatever, you know what I'm saying? And then as we're doing that, as we're trying to fix that, trauma's gonna come. Because let's be real, you can see 3 Asian people on the corner, police pass right on by. 3 white guys on the corner, police— get 2 of them on the corner, just like slavery, they're gonna pull us over and let me check your ID. So they fear us coming together. Matter of fact, there was a memo from, uh, the dude that was the little gay dude that was in charge of the FBI. He said one of the biggest threats to America is Black unity.

Not, not even Black unity. I actually, man, I was talking to somebody, I forgot who it was, but if these youngsters wants to really come together Well, the White House be scared.

Well, that's what happened during the Civil Rights Movement. If we tell the truth about it, it was, it was the Freedom Riders. It was a lot of white people. We don't talk about that, but it's real. It's a lot of white people they call liberals and nigger lovers that was on them buses going down south, and they was trying to help out. That's just, that's, that's real.

But that's, but that's the only way, that's the only way we're really going to actually see change. Because that's why I say what I say as far as we, we stand on the sidelines. This is not—

this really—

this is not our— this is not our fight. Yeah, because at the end of the day, like, we've, we've done that. We've done, we've done over our share, you know what I mean? We've done over our share. So it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna have to take the, the petty— that's the name, the pretty the young man that just got killed.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah. And then the lady, and then the lady.

Yeah, it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna have to take those sacrifices for the country to be like, you know what, hey, it ain't just us now. They got, they gotta change. They look, they have to look at it and change their moral compass.

It ain't just us now.

Because, because if, if it was Ray Sorrell in Minnesota.

Yeah, that's just, you know what I'm saying, don't worry about him.

They don't get good coverage. Yeah, but on Tuesday, the only, the only reason why, the only reason why Ray Sorrell be so significant is because somebody was filming. But what if nobody was filming you? Nobody was sitting there doing like this over the officer or the ICE agent's, uh, shoulder.

What was the guy they got, they was filming and they had his knee on his neck. George was George Floyd, right?

And that's the only one—

that guy actually went to jail.

He's still in prison. He's been at appeal, appeal.

But I'm saying, if he wasn't filmed, oh, he probably would have got off.

But that's what they said earlier today. You know, when I, when I'm at work, I listen to the CNN, the Republicans going back and forth with the Democrats or whatever. And they said, man, just imagine if They did not have cameras.

Yeah, you do.

You not know how much of this would go untold and nobody worried about it. Thank God for cameras.

So go ahead.

Even now with cameras, his people will listen to everything that he says and take it as the gospel. Yeah, it doesn't matter how wrong it looks on the internet, social media. It's like, well, that's not how it happened. You see with your own two eyes, right? You see with your own four eyes, you see yours, and you still denying what your eyes are telling you. You're still going to listen to what he says. I call those people closet racists. Yeah, those are very racist. The door used to be cracked, now that shit wide the hell open. If I pull out my phone and go back to what I was watching, I was watching CNN and they was talking— I forgot the bald-headed dude name. I'll really be on top of is, but I'm not a good names person. But the white boy, he was actually saying that Trump was— they was right. But they jumped— remember when they just jumped the boat? So I'm talking about he's, he's, uh, he was coming down there to kill everybody. The little doctor, the little CNN, the nurse, the nurse. Yeah, they thought about— he came down there to kill everybody with, with 24 bullets. He had extra clips on him. Look at the video.

What does it show you?

It's simple.

It's simple.

He was trying to save somebody that was getting pepper sprayed. He was filming and he had— he's a gun holder. He can't hold a gun and film. He wouldn't know he had a gun on him until they took it off of him because he never reached for it. He never act like he was going to do something. Exactly. He was protecting a lady that just got pepper sprayed. That's what he was doing. Why they jumped on him, they still aren't able to explain it. Get some of that out. They still aren't able to explain it.

Just like they said, good, she was getting ready to run over the ICE agent. No, no, she wasn't.

She was trying to leave, and the ICE agent wasn't in front of the car.

Uh-huh.

Gracias.

You want some, uh, Juice? Uh, no, I'm good. I'm good right now. Okay, so, so you want some of this? Yeah, I'm going get a little bit of ice.

So I'm just amazed at how— no, when they— how people can just turn a blind eye. That's exactly what they doing. I've always said this in the past, the most uneducated person is a racist because they don't do their research.

Are they?

Well, cuz Black people, they, they're lazy, they don't want to work. But you live in a trailer park, right? You get a snack, you get welfare checks off our money. Do you not know people— some people in the ghetto working full-time jobs, sometimes 2 or 3 jobs to stay off of SNAP and welfare, right? And once they say— what is the demographic that uses SNAP the most? You see, that's why they had to put it back in. 'Cause of the white folks, they wasn't eating. So we're gonna put this back in. It's a lady on Instagram, this white lady, she ain't got no uppers, no uppers. And the ones on the bottom look like they ready to escape. As soon as she coughs, they're gonna be gone.

She was talking about, they turned off my SNAP, how am I supposed— I need somebody to help me feed these kids.

I can't get no job, I don't want no job.

So let me ask y'all this then. Still on the same arena, same, same. Um, one of the, the words we use a lot is culture, especially hip-hop. Yeah, we're talking about culture, right? And people forget that's a, that's an agricultural word. It comes from the Latin word 'cultura,' which means to plant, to harvest. And they plant seeds in certain grounds to get a certain harvest. You You do this, you're gonna get some corn. You do this, you're gonna get this, but some wheat or whatever. You said wheat? Wheat, nigga.

Oh yeah, you get weed too though.

Not weed, nigga.

I got a perfect knot.

So, so with that, they planted seeds for us to be where we are. Yes. Project means project, right? It was a project because it was a project. Right, so by them removing everything, right, the history, changing slavery to, uh, they call it woke.

Slavery was woke.

Well, it's another word they use, indentured servants. It was a choice. That's what Kanye said, it was a choice. Yeah, by them. Yeah.

Oh, that nigga.

What I'm saying is by them doing that, they're basically telling because they look— they playing chess. 50 years from now, 100 years from now, they gonna see us being, you know, barbaric like them, fighting each other, talking about each other. Black man not liking his wife and vice versa, not knowing that's not who we naturally were. But that's the crop that they got. So my question is, what do y'all think is stronger, DNA or environment?

Oh.

That's a good one.

It depends on the person in the environment. No, because you have some— you can have the DNA, people in the environment.

Okay, go ahead, go ahead.

Yeah, it is. You can have people in the environment who have a DNA. Which one's stronger, to rise up or those to stay exactly where they at with no intention of going nowhere but staying right where they at, generation after generation? And the ones that want to get out will use that DNA to sit where they at or to get up out, whatever they was taught, huh? Yes, this is what we taught. That's crazy. That was a good question. There is no deluxe apartment on the east side, right? It ain't— it's sexy. Well, now it is actually.

It is different now.

The real east side ain't the east side no more.

I mean, I mean, but hold on, because you know he kept interrupting you, the rude shit.

I'm sorry, looking like—

but I mean, do you, do you feel like, do you feel like which one you lean towards? Because I think it's a little bit of both, but do you lean more towards Kevin DNA or you lean towards environment?

I would say DNA. And I'm real quick, my daddy, we was talking the other day and he told me about where he learned to wash, keep his car clean. My grandpa, he said my grandpa used to drive through the dirt in the country, go wash his car and come back out. I don't know how he did it when he came back out from the country, but he goes to the country and kept his car clean. That's no lie. My daddy told me that's where he learned why keep a nice car.

How does that— you talking about environment?

No, the environment, like, like my environment, if we say we're gonna use— you say we're gonna use DNA, right? So keeping a nice car, that means you had to have a nice job. Okay, you know what I mean? So what the DNA of this— the part, because it's mostly, you know, but the DNA keeps you— keeps, you know, if you're going to stay down at the bottom or you're going to come up to the top, which one you gonna do? What do your DNA have in So my DNA was all right because I was at the time when I was going through with the child support and all that, looking at $10 on my check, you know what I'm saying? It was that bad. So my DNA didn't keep me there.

Okay, I got it.

You know what I mean? So usually I did, but it was a project of that outside, you know, what was the other word?

Say he turned the corner a little bit.

A little bit, a little bit. But you came back though. California.

No, you came back, you came back. I was asking for it, but I guess my thing is, you know, to stay on topic. Yeah, because all over the place. Yeah, yeah, we want people to keep— we want, we want people to keep watching. They're gonna be like, them motherfuckers crazy, peeing on everybody else's toilet.

You're not even hitting the middle.

Goddamn.

You know, my explanation ain't like y'all.

No, no, no, no, because you brought it back right. You brought it back right. I gotta give you that. But, but my question, my question is, Ken, do you lean more towards DNA or environment that shapes a person or makes a person move the way that they move?

I think it's, I think it's a little bit of both because, you know, what we, what we're taught at home, you know what I mean? When we had Big Mama, we had You know, Paul Paul, we had the DNA that gave us structure, right? You know, uh, and I don't mean to go biblical, but it says you train up a child the way he should go, when he gets old he won't depart from it. You know what I mean? And that's where that— and I think that's where that prodigal son kind of, uh, kicks in, because once they leave, they wilding, you know what I'm saying? And, you know, they, they're out there, you know, in the world. Then when they return back broke and humbled back to their parents' house, the dad greets them with a robe, and I think with a, with a ring, you know what I'm saying? But it's, it's all about, really, it's all about starts at home, start with the DNA. So, you know, if, if your people not, if your people's not teaching you or you're not teaching your kids you know, structure at the house, when they get out there—

but that's the environment. That's the environment.

But, but, but it's— but it starts at home. Yeah, it has to start at home.

But at home is environment, of course. I love it.

I think it's both.

I think it's both.

I think it's both.

It's both. But, but you gotta realize that where we came from You know what I'm saying, right?

Right.

There won't— there would never be a culture without us, right? The word woke won't— would never be surfaced without us.

Very true.

Civilization would not be what it is without us.

United States would not be what it is without us.

The world. So my thing is, my thing is, at the end of the day, like Um, it's, it's, it's in our DNA. And that's when I'm gonna circle back with something what you're talking about. I think when you was talking about, you know, the, the Black guy that, that, um, oh, say though, that covered the, the white racist dude, right? We in, in, in our, in our, in our DNA, we, we are taught compassion.

We are.

I don't think nobody else—

it's, it's in our strain, and it's natural, actually. It's natural. Why would we want to see somebody suffer like we have? Like we have, you know what I'm saying? So for me, that's the reason why that Black man did what he did. Now, whether it was right or whether it was wrong, or whether It was, it was something that in his DNA, that said, you know what, y'all, you know, hey, that's enough. Wait a minute.

Yeah, because what they don't talk about, Ken, is that we don't know if he knew if the guy was racist or not. No, he just saw somebody in need. But the question I asked with that, why don't we do that for ourselves or each other? You know what, I'm not saying we don't, but it doesn't seem like it's not—

it's not consistent. It's not— it's not portrayed as in the news that it's something positive, right? Because let's, let's, let's reverse back to the Black Panther Party. Black Panther Party, they had programs that white people didn't have. They had programs for, for poor Black folks, food programs, educational programs.

What started with It was all of that. And was it, was it Nixon?

He got nervous, like, no, we think we gotta destroy that.

We gotta destroy that.

Just like, uh, um, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Detroit, Rosewood, Detroit, Detroit, Rosewood.

You're right, you're also kind of Rosewood.

Yeah, what they're realizing is that you can keep throwing shit on us We're gonna make roses out of it. Yeah, we're always gonna make roses out of it.

And okay, that's the biggest fear. And, and that's what I'm saying. My, my thing is just 4 men talking from different backgrounds, whether walks of life, you know what I'm saying. Do we even try to talk to these youngsters and try to maybe educate them on the history of, hey man, we don't come from that? Or have we got to a point— because I remember it was a time where old school cats, man, would pull you to the side. Yeah, they were like you said, your uncle now, whatever. But if you don't know, I get the opportunity because I'm a barber. So in the barber shop, we, we're constantly giving them stuff. Plus you're sitting in my chair, I got 30 minutes of your time, and I'm, I'm encouraging. Hey man, I'm proud of you, young man. I'm just, you know, stuff like that.

And sometimes they look at me like, all right, school, well I say, yeah, you got to talk to them. Whoever you can reach, reach. Always.

Because some of the young cats now, because some of them don't have nobody to talk to.

Yeah, they really don't. They got somebody to talk to, but not saying it's going to be the right thing.

There we go.

Okay, you're right, you're right. So, but like, I, I take, for instance, on the patio, I got my little nephew now. I got a whole bunch of nephews now, and they listen. And you know, they had an incident one time, and I talked to him, and he— they really like, listen, my bad, you know, I don't want that for nothing. I was like, damn, this nigga could really just say F me, and you ain't my real uncle.

You know what, watch this, y'all, watch this. I think they hungry. I think they hungry. I remember years ago, man, this young cat, man, I think— I think he passed away now, but we were living in Camelot too. That's when Camelot too was kind of bad with the gangs and stuff like that.

No matter what we do, love will, love will see us through.

That's the way it is.

We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one.

We are one. And my little brother, you know, I'm watching him with this guy and I said, Trey, what did he just say to you? Because the guy— my mom was like, Trey, come on, it's time to go inside. He was playing basketball. I said, it's time to come inside. And the guy said, the young cat, he said, I wish I had somebody to tell me it's time to come inside. Because he didn't have that. And just like earlier we was talking, Kevin, before you got here, this man cave thing is good because sometimes you think you out here by yourself.

Yeah, no doubt, no doubt.

And I'm sure some of them young cats wish they had somebody to talk to, because don't nobody want to wake up alone. Don't nobody want to be in this world alone. And then they believe in what they see on TV because they think it's real. But us having, you know, been around here a couple of moons, we realize that's bullshit.

I got nephews whose mom single parent raising them. They come to the house and I see them on Facebook playing basketball.

I say, come here, nigga.

He's like, what's up?

I want you to know I'm proud of you.

And the smile is so big, it looks like it's gonna get ready to cut their head. I was like, my coach didn't even tell me that. He's like, uh-huh. And he sit down and we sit down and we chop it up. And I tell him, I was like, you keep doing what you're doing. It's easy to do the wrong thing, right? But it's hard to do the right thing.

But when you do the right thing often enough, it'll pay off for you. So, so here's the question: how do you approach a young cat? Like, like, what's your— do you have a strategy when you see some young cats? You'd be like, man, I need to tell them that they fucking up right now.

Well, you know what, it's, it's, it's knowing your surroundings first of all. Like, you, you know so many people, right, from the barbershop, and you done seen so many people you actually seen this young cat. You don't remember seeing them, but they, they actually come up to you. Even the YNs will come up to you and just say, what's up, man? You, you cut my, uh, what's up, Unc?

Yeah, they do, they do that.

Yeah. And you don't even know, like, who's your Unc? That's your first word.

Who y'all?

And they'll say, oh, okay, okay. Then that's when you can holler at them.

They open up the door.

They open— once they, they open up doors, they It's like they say, they be opening up so many doors, there's nobody come in there, you know, help them, you know, walk through there, anything. Looking around, however.

Yeah, however.

You like, okay, man, all right, I'll holla at you. You going on, but you see how the little dude looking, man, got his pants sagging. Come on, little dude, man, let me holla at you. Oh, what's up? What's going on with you, man? I don't know. No, he gonna tell you. He gonna really— he gonna really spill the beans, you know, because that's how them youngsters did, man. I just talked to my uncle. My youngsters over there, that young man told me he wanted to do rap. My little nephew, I let him do it, get on the mic. I say, now, if you're gonna have to learn how to do R&B too, you know, you ain't just gonna be one side of hype all day. You see how they doing over here? I just tell them, you had to show them. I had to show them better than I could tell them, you know. And I showed them the other name, my other little nephew, man, he was like, wow.

But you're building relationships.

Yeah. Yeah.

And I think, I think that's important because if we be honest, sometimes, like, even Richard's son, you know what I'm saying? He knows he speaks more now. Yes. You know what I'm saying? But when he first started coming to the barbershop, he was like, man, who this nigga right here? And I would make him shake my hand. Like, nah, put some grip on the young man. Like, look me in the face. You scared of me? I ain't scared of you. All right, look me in the eye. You know what I'm saying? And that was just, that's just one of those things. And I think we all got opportunities where we can be a mentor to somebody, right? You know, and somebody— this is what I learned through Facebook. I ain't learned nothing else. Somebody watching you all the time. Yeah, somebody's watching you for good and for bad.

Oh man, you just learning.

I'm, I'm—

somebody's always— I didn't know. I'm just saying, I didn't realize I had Facebook. But before we even had Facebook, it was happening. Yeah, sit down in that corner. Say, I bet you you go there right now, you right there. Yeah, come on, man, they've been doing that shit before. So what's better, be called Unc or Old School?

I like Unc.

I like Unc too.

To me, Unc is more personal.

Yeah, and it's more— every time I hear Unc, my pockets start itching, my wallet start itching.

His pockets started, right?

Hey, Unc, you know what, man, most of these youngsters that, uh, they call me Unc, they don't ask for nothing. They come show Unc love, man. They make me want to do something for them, you know what I'm saying? So when I, when I put that mic in that young man's hand, man, I didn't know that. I just found out, man. He'd be at the barbershop talking about it. Yeah, my Uncle Kevin, man, he'd be living, man.

I was like, okay, okay. And that's what I'm saying, we don't know the influences we have on people, right? I mean, I mean, I saw dude, I ain't seen him at the gym the other day. What's up, King? You right?

What's up, dog? What's up?

You know, OG from Justin, matter of fact. He said, yeah, I be watching you. I said, you don't ever comment nothing. Yeah, I still be watching you. Keep doing what you're doing. And walked off. He didn't know I was having a bad day. That shit meant everything to me. Cook, uh, Al Cook.

I know.

And I was like, damn, nigga, I used to look up to you because, you know, you're the pretty boy back in the day, like that.

You don't know. Yeah.

So, so, okay, that's what he just said. Let's turn the corner just for a second.

What?

Let's turn the corner, nigga. That's, that's y'all motherfuckers. I hate y'all. I fucking hate y'all.

Add a little taste to the day.

You can just—

everybody that come on your show, they gotta turn that corner, man. You didn't come up with that.

I want to do this. Can't get right. I want to do this because I think this is fucking important. I do. I think every woman needs to know how important is respect to a Black man in a relationship? 100%. How important— let me start with Richard. Richard, how important is respect?

Respect will get you some from San Marcos, the outlet of the mall, the other end, the far end. Oh, the risk.

Well, you've never seen nobody down there. Oh, so you just gave me something. And what does it look like? Because maybe, maybe they think they are respecting you. No, I'm not. I'm just— we're just talking. Yeah, I ain't trying to get you divorced, nigga.

I'm not worried about that.

Your wife already don't like me. I'm not worried about that. Me neither.

Respect and appreciation will not only get your hair done, your nails done, your wig straightened, with all the edges burnt off like strings on a shirt, on a wig. It'll get all that shit.

What's wrong with you?

It'll make that nigga turn into Trick Daddy. Respect.

Okay, but watch this though. What does it look like?

I can't even look like— saying like, it could be a text in the middle of the day like, hey, I'm thinking about you. And that's coming from— that's coming from—

is that respect and consideration? I want to dig into this, man, because, because See, they get in a habit.

You know, women get in the habit of— they know what you like, so they want something. Hey, how's your day?

Okay, hold on, hold on, listen, listen. What does it look like? And I want to be specific because I was listening to a conversation today at the shop and I was like, oh, that's a good question. Because she said something, I'm like, you know, you're not respecting him. Yeah, I am. Yeah, that's not how respect looks. So then she said, but what does it look like? And I was— I thought about it. I said, well, you know, it looks different to every person.

It does.

Respect.

So, Ken, let me ask you then, what does— is how important respect to you in a relationship, and what does it look like?

Um, and I can only speak for myself, right, right, right, right.

Now, fuck that, you speak for every Black man.

I'm just fucking So, um, respect is, is life, you know what I mean? At the end of the day, it's, it's, it's, it's life. Because at the end of any day, a man wants to be, um, a man wants to have that woman say, hey, You're supposed to lead me, I'm supposed to be led. And a man, for me, respect looks like this. You as a woman, if you— and I'm speaking for me— when I come home I should be able to see your face when I walk through the door. That's respect. Before you go do all your little chores you want to do, get all that shit done out the way before I make it home. When I get home, hey, you know I've been working all day, and if you've been working all day, cool, I get it. But hey, hey baby, there's, you know, Even if you say there's a— there's some pot pies already, I put them in the oven, all you got to do is just take them out and, you know what I mean, that's respect. Yeah, that's for me.

Yeah, I think that's why I said I think it's different.

It's, it's, it's different because you got to realize, like, so, and I'm— like I said, I'm just speaking for me. So if I don't see your face for a couple of days, like, and it may not be the same for those that may be in a relationship or something like that or have wives, but for me, man, just being, like I said, being considerate and say, you know what, baby, there's some food on the table. Yeah. You know what I mean? When you get home. I won't be there, but I, I thought, I thought enough of you, you know what I'm saying?

Your well-being, your well-being.

Is that every day though?

It don't have to be every day because, because, because things— but I'm just saying, but, but, but if, but if you, but if you cook me some spaghetti and you know for a Black family spaghetti 3 or 4 days.

Yeah, not 4, not 4. You went too far.

But I'm just saying, but it all depends on what, you know, but at the end of the day, that there for me is respect, you know what I'm saying? I need to see your— I need to see your face at least once, once a day. I need to see your face at least once a day. That's respect for me.

FaceTime. But hold on, hold on, hold on. No, so I'mma ask— she's right here. What does it look like for you?

Oh man, respect.

But first of all, how important is it? I think it was two parts, right? How important is respect to you in a relationship?

Respect at all times, it goes for women and men.

Ain't no women here, nigga.

Oh no, just saying, for both, man. You know, it's very important because I'm gonna give the same respect back, you know what I'm saying?

So So you're not just asking her to give something?

I'm not. Now, you know, you got to give back, Coach. You know, it just can't— I'm in a different situation, but I try to make it work. So, you know, it's, it's different, but I appreciate how she's handling it, you know what I'm saying? So those things, those type of things. So at that point, it's what you do outside And you know, when you come around, how you, you know, loving on, you know, you got love on me, so to make me feel like, yeah, okay, well, it's worth still being here, right? You know what I'm saying?

So because that, that for me, that touches the motherfucker.

That touches the motherfucker.

Yeah, that touches the motherfucker.

So yeah, man, and it helps, it helps the situation. See, once you start going against the grain, uh, that's where the problem comes in. That means there's no, no respect. So it only takes one thing to—

so it looks like a touch from time to time, affection. Yeah, I'm assuming that's what you think.

What you said, what it looked like, it looked like you care, she care.

So let me, let me, let me go for me. Respect is listening. It doesn't, it doesn't mean, um, it doesn't mean that my way is the right way. But listen to me, you chose me because obviously I got something up here, right? Don't try to overtalk me every time we talk. Don't try to listen to respond, but listen to listen.

Yeah, just listen.

Just— I just—

I just hear me out. To me, that's big for me because I, you know, we live in a society and I'm just sorry, I only date Black women, but I'm thinking about changing. Oh, I'm sick of this shit. But to me, passport, brother, it's fake.

Say I got one.

No, we edit this shit out. Fuck you. That nigga looks at you like there's a camera. Nigga, the camera right there. See the red light? No red light.

Oh, I stopped. Whatever that shit is, man, that's some crazy ass stuff. Can I finish? Oh yeah, I'm sorry.

Respect is finishing your sentence. Turn the corner. Hate y'all motherfuckers. Really?

That's what y'all— I went your way.

Did y'all practice that shit? No, no, I hate black people, man.

We just decided to make some left turns because somebody made a left turn.

But real talk, to me, just listen to me because I'm gonna listen to you. And one of the things about me is I listen too well.

Right, you get in detail.

Not because I'm listening. Yeah. And then next week if you say something like, well, baby, that's not what you said on Tuesday, right?

Don't get mad.

Tuesday you said— well, that's not what I meant, but I was going off of what you told me. I was dealing with the information you gave me, right? And I'm learning that sometimes people don't know what they want. Thanks, men and women.

Yeah.

So it just ain't, you know, me trying to jump on the women.

Sometimes it's us.

Who?

Speak for yourself.

No, it's me sometimes. Yeah, it's all right.

No, no, no, sometimes, sometimes you don't know, kid don't know, we don't know sometimes. You're not perfect, man.

Look, kid said something earlier about that bed, right? That cold bed, right?

And you right until she get on your nerves, and I be like, all right, man, I You know what, and I get it though, but at the end of the day, man, ain't nothing like— a man should not be alone. That's just me.

Okay, like, because at the end of the day, man, is that why you say, just because? Yeah, yeah, she raised a little saying.

We're gonna get y'all—

might be tired, lady.

Y'all got to pay $22.50 for this.

Trying to understand doesn't mean What? You done something wrong.

Yes, because—

oh yeah, if you want to go, it's up to you.

I'm telling y'all, go.

Be quiet.

But I tell you right now, my whole world is going to be misty blue. But I'm begging you, please, please, please, please. Please, please stay.

Come on, y'all, y'all got this. Just because. Why that? Why that? Now y'all say it.

Why?

I love, I love you.

Take it to church. Take it to church.

Oh, I love you.

What else? Come on now.

Can I do or say?

We supposed to do the backup part.

Honey, can you hear me? Honey, I love, I love you. Oh, I love you, I love you, I love only you.

49.50, baby. 49.50.

What would it take?

Come on now, let him finish up.

To make you want to stay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nigga. I want to hear that shit Friday. If you don't sing that song Friday, I'll be so mad at you, nigga.

And he will be performing this Friday.

This video ain't gonna be out before Friday. Oh, every first and third Friday at Horizons and more. Okay, how about that? That's good. It'll be out one between first and the third.

Y'all miss a good one. We ready too now.

Nigga got me ready, nigga. Nah, because, because, listen, because, yeah, just because. You shut the fuck up, the nigga was telling you just because.

Yes, sir.

I raised a little fan. Yeah, it doesn't mean— yeah, just a titchy watchy. I don't think that's a word, but this is titchy watchy. What's the titchy watchy?

I'm sorry, I'm just gonna say that. Kind of want to—

nigga, the mic is on.

This motherfucker, why are you whispering?

Why are you whispering?

The mic is on.

We doing a live podcast.

That'll be live.

You know what, you know it's live. This shit picks up. Hold on, let me tell you, we did a mic check earlier.

Richard was—

he is on the chair, Richard talking. I said, nigga, it's gonna be close.

Oh shit, well, it ain't nothing bad. Listen, this man, just because All right, he's saying a little something.

So, so can we just turn the corner just for a minute? Just, I just want to turn the corner just for a second. All right, squirters.

Oh shit, I'm out. They peeing on you, dog. Squirters, what you talking about? They peeing on y'all, man. Y'all, they peeing on you. You know, you squirting, you getting squirted on. I don't squirt.

I hope you squirt.

I got my shit old as soul, nigga. Oh, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet. What did they just say? Did that nigga say skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet? The wet spot is always reserved for the woman.

Yes, sir.

Oh, yeah.

Man, that's piss, man.

Hold on, man.

Let's talk. Can we talk?

Can we talk, nigga? Let's talk real talk. Can we talk? Listen, nigga, we here. We went through the sad shit. We done been through some shit. Y'all know I had to turn the corner for a minute.

Let's go.

Is squirt pee? And if it is, do you care?

Hell yeah, you pissing on me. Yeah, you got that right.

Come on, R. Kelly.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. R. Kelly did it, y'all got mad. Now y'all, now y'all letting them do it to y'all. Now what are we supposed to do? See what I'm saying, man? It's the environment.

So you think it's pee?

It's pee. That— say, ain't none of that shit happen when we was in high school, man. Ain't none of that squirting like that. No, it wasn't. Y'all, y'all got squirted on in high school? I ain't know what was squirted in high school.

I ain't get no coochie in high school, nigga. I was a Jehovah's Witness. Oh yeah, my body was purr. Oh, I was AC Green. Damn, I had a whole baby in high school, nigga. You know I'm lying like a motherfucker.

What do y'all think?

What do y'all think?

I think it's piss. Uh, that was the question. Do you think it's okay? Yes or no, is it piss?

Go ahead, Richard. Go ahead, Richard.

What reaction would it happen? I don't care what it is. I can do that. What R. Kelly did, you didn't see the video, but you don't act like R. Kelly when she squirted. No, when he pissed on that girl, he's like, oh no, that was, that was Colt .45 he just put all over. Oh man, man.

So, so Richard Yes, we heard this shit.

Uh-huh, everybody heard it when he whispered.

For real, what you learn to whisper in a helicopter?

That was a good one.

We doing high five? That's gay, shit. We don't do no high— I'm a grown-ass man. They don't high five at this age. Not this close. You can't do high five this close. You got to do high five from a distance.

It's the environment. See, we old, nigga, man. We both do our 5.

Do not applause, DNA. Do not applause. Say I'm quick on my feet, I'm quick on my feet, I'm quick on my feet, cuz just because. Uh, but Richard, Richard, you said something. Hard reaction.

Get that leg, get the shaking. I ain't saying it wasn't nothing.

No, I'm just, I'm not, I'm just saying I I, uh, what you think? Because, you know, I'm gonna keep going, keep going, keep going. I want to see what you guys say.

You ever squirted and had a Charlie horse at the same time?

You ain't supposed to squirt, you skeet, remember? Yeah, Kevin said you skeet.

Well, I had to—

it was first thing in the morning.

I know, I know the difference between this. They got down, they got down. Squirt ain't coming out hot like my shit come out hot. It comes out the same way.

You got some cold— you got some— it come from their body, nigga.

It's hot, it's hot.

It's supposed to be hot. Their body's hot.

When they come, it ain't hot, nigga. Why it ain't hot? Who you fucking?

Fucking zombies.

Cold blooded, nigga.

Walking Dead.

I don't know. Shit, fuck it.

You, you know about—

cuz I'm killing them. Nah, don't.

Pretty good.

I ain't gonna lie, I'm pretty good. You turn the corners, Ken, we gonna get to you eventually.

Yes, sir.

Come on, cold cum in a— oh, cold, that's what he said.

Warm piss, I'm talking about warm piss.

It's the temperature of their body, dog.

You fucking in a hearse.

So it's the temp, nigga. Your body's like, what, 98.7, somewhere like that?

You telling me— so let me, let me just get this right.

Oh shit, I forgot you was out.

Yeah, yeah. So, so when they come, it's the same as when they piss, what you telling me? Yeah, they same, same body, same body temperature.

Yes. Okay, come from the body though.

I don't care, everything come from your body. But it ain't the same temperature. My lower level ain't gonna be the same as my head. What? I need you to put his subtitles back on. Yo, you got warm-ups on right here. So you think—

give me that, give me that right here. No, no, yeah, that— no, the liquor, what you got in the cup, nigga.

I need to put some of that in there.

Okay, Kevin, but there's a difference. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

There is a difference.

This is good content. Because this motherfucker serious.

I'm serious. I'm dead serious.

Kevin, your body has a certain temperature.

I understand that, but it doesn't go for everything. That— because my head right now is not the same as my legs right now because I have on warm-ups under here.

But when they check your temperature, it's, it's your—

they gonna tell you, they're gonna take the temperature of the head, yeah, right? They're not gonna take the temperature of the leg. It's supposed to be the same.

It is the same. It's an organism.

So you telling me, so my hot-ass leg right now is, is, is more— is the same as my head right now?

Yeah.

No, it's not. It's not.

Okay, you, you— do I be a nerd?

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, you got somebody that owns a funeral home, so you know some more stuff than I know.

You talk to him. That's what I'm telling you.

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

I gotta deal with AI with y'all.

AI.

AI.

Allen Iverson.

Yeah, are you fucking in the freezer? Talk about practice.

But even then it's gonna come out warm.

I didn't say it was gonna come out— I said it's not gonna come out the same temperature as piss. That's all I'm saying.

Okay, I mean, this is gonna be hot as a motherfucker.

Not, not, not, not. No, it's not. If it was gonna be hot, it wouldn't come when she came on you. You be burning up. No, but once you—

when you—

well, okay, do it. It doesn't actually—

when you put it in there, ain't it warm? Yeah, somebody— nobody want no cold coochie. Yeah, yeah, you, you goosing zombies, dog.

What old lady? I do. I like, I like the old man.

Even old people got—

oh, they give you worms. I mean, I mean, you know, they don't give you worms, but I'm saying they got warm cootie cats.

They got—

they too warm. That's too warm.

That's lukewarm.

Hey man, I'm just going to pull this, the pins to the side.

Hey man, hey man, hey man, that was, you know, can I, can I go to Kent? Can I go to Kent? I'm sorry, can I go to Ken? Ken, you want some warm milk while you do it? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna put my beer down. Say, that's hard to be with Uncle, man, and not talk my piece, man.

Goddamn.

No, you good. We just talking my shit.

Oh, trust me, I'm gonna sit back and laugh the fuck out of this. I'm like, this nigga was serious or something. I'm a bitch.

But Ken, you gonna go try combat medic?

Yes, sir.

Do you care?

I don't care at all because I think at the end of the day, um, it's for pleasure and I love to please my woman. Okay, whatever, whatever, whatever reaction or emotion that comes out of that, okay, then I welcome it because I know in my heart of hearts that I've done what I, what I set out to do. And that's to please my woman.

I got a question.

Is—

but is it— is, is, is it piss or is it skeet?

It's piss, bro.

Okay, actually, actually, thank you. No, it's actually not. It is. It's not urine. It's fluid, but it's not urine.

And that is piss, though. What else they got up in there? Goddamn, you telling me something else a woman ain't got?

First of all, you do understand— see, y'all making me be a nerd. Yeah, you do understand that a woman has two valves down there. We only have one urethras. They have two.

Uh-huh.

One is just like they got, they got, they got— that's why they're two different ways of releasing. They got a vaginal and they got a urethra. Yeah, their, their body's totally different.

Yeah, that's when they come in. One of them come with a period. That's why you had a period, so it could clean their system.

That's something totally different.

But they still cleaning. But that's piss. It's piss, dog. It's piss.

So you think that period is piss?

No, that's blood. I don't even want that just coming up on me.

But, but the reason I asked the question—

oh my God—

is, is something King touched on. A lot of women are more open sexually than men are. Yeah, you know, we, we still, you know, we just jack off, right? But women got all kind of toys. We've talked about this the other day.

I know, I'm participating.

Look, they got all kind of roses and toys and boxes. Women, women will literally have a box full of shit to romance themselves. We just got an ashy nigga in the mirror in the bathroom, fucking the shit out of ourselves.

Hurry up, I gotta bleach the floor. Y'all some nasty niggas, man.

But I'm saying, I'm just— what I'm trying to say is, because we talk about man kids, man shit, right? Women are very open. A lot of women, especially women over 40. Oh, they are more open and they don't give a fuck. They'll do shit. No, I'm saying they'll do some shit and you'll be like, damn, like, whoa, whoa. Because God, God got some— I'm telling you, God is a master comic. Like, we've been—

no, let me tell you something. So comical.

What they are in their 40s is what we were in our 20s. And now we don't really give a fuck as much about sex as we did back then, for most of us. Right, I'm not speaking for everybody, but I'm saying you gotta have high blood pressure medicine and all that shit, man.

Hey, hey, hey, stay out of my drawer.

Stay out of my drawer.

Nigga don't wanna fuck no more, nigga. Nigga, this medicine fuck me up, man. I'm at the doctor's office, nigga, like, say, man, look, I need you to lower my dose or something. Son walked in my room, he's like, Dad, this Bluetooth, is it a mint? No, baby, get out of my doggone shit.

Get out of my shit. You know we recording, right? I ain't editing this shit out, nigga.

Oh, that nigga gave me some honey, I left home with it without it. I was like, damn, what's wrong with you?

I ain't editing this shit, I'm letting you know right now, Kevin. What the fuck is wrong with you, dog?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What's wrong with the honey being a diabetic?

Hold on, can we— Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna let me—

You know what, I'mma be your last thing.

What you got? I lost control. We sorry.

I lost control.

He always—

There ain't shit.

You get the honey and she be saying, he died on top of me.

So, so I have a question, I have a question, I have a question.

Wait, hold on, hold on. Can I fuck you, Kevin? I mean, uh, what? Can we—

there's a right and a wrong way.

Is at our age, at our age, is sex more important now than you were when you were younger?

Hell no, I just want to go to sleep.

I just want to bust a nut. I ain't lying, I ain't got time for all that other shit. I like, I like sex now, but I just think I don't like it like I used to.

Like, like, man, go 4 hours, you know, 4 hours, 4 hours, 4, 5 hours. Yeah, man, shit, that's like a shift.

Yeah, it was a part-time job. That was, that was a part-time job for me, man.

We all said 4 hours.

What I'm saying is, what I— at this point, man, I—

we were young, Ken.

Yeah, I get it, I get it. But it used to be where we, where we would do mar— what we call marathon, right? But now I don't, I don't, I don't have 4 hours.

No, no, hell no. I can lie to y'all if y'all want me to.

I don't know what he was doing. Yeah, but marathon for for, for a marathon, you know what I'm saying?

No, I don't have a lot of kicking. Uh-uh, a lot of kegels. What? A lot of kicking. Like them dogs, nigga.

But, but, but at the end of the day, like, like, yeah, you give me some.

I don't have, I don't have to prove nothing to nobody, right?

At this point, I don't have to prove nothing to nobody. Hold up, hold up. Just like Kevin say, you know, just like Kevin say, he said, you know, I just want to bust a nut and let me go home, go to bed.

What Bernie Mac say? Bust a nut, go to sleep.

Yeah, that's it.

2 minutes ain't enough. No, no, we ain't gonna do no 2 minutes because sometimes, sometimes it might happen like that. But what I'm saying is like, you know, it's different when you— you know, it's crazy, it's crazy Now you might have to edit this, but like back in like about, I don't know, like 7 years ago.

He trying to date his shit.

Nigga, if you, if you fuck like you explain shit, that's why it takes so long. You about to just start stuttering. I'm about to put 8, 9 years ago.

Gettysburg speech. 4 score and 7 years ago, our forefathers brought forth a new nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created— nigga, hurry up! Well, they made me do this. He did a Stevie Wonder speech at the Grammys and another Another day.

I can't see y'all, but I can't—

but, but, but, but to y'all point though, what's more important to me, what turns me on? Oh shit, a good conversation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A motherfucker that can hold their own and talk about some shit that's, you know—

that's a turn-on too.

Oh, that shit— oh, I like a motherfucker.

Turn on.

So I hit her, I hit her, I hit her dumb bitch one time. This motherfucker, I asked what she gonna do when she get her passport. Dumb bitch said I'm going to Miami. Bitch, fuck wrong with you? Miami? And she was serious, nigga. She was serious as hell, nigga. I said, I said I gotta go.

I gotta go.

I love what she said. You gonna squirt? You gonna squirt?

I ain't squirting, nigga. I ain't gonna tell y'all that.

Go ahead, Kim. But I got something because you said something there, boy. Okay, boy, you said something about the spitting. We got to go there.

All right.

All right, all right, Kevin.

Or lingerie?

I like that muumuu, especially when you walk right in front of the TV with no drawers on. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like the little boy short thing. I like the little boy short thing. Now you gotta, you gotta hold on, man.

You say that, you gotta say, man, you gotta say which one got the hook and the titties.

We say Antonio ain't no hooks.

Yeah, it is some hooks, man. Look, I see hooks all the time.

What do you mean?

What's a hook? The booty hook, you know, that little, that little question mark at the bottom. Oh, you're talking about the capital P booties? I don't, I don't, I guess so.

But so, so I don't have a problem with the move. I don't have a problem with the move, but I, I really do. Yeah, I like them boy short things they be wearing, little short shorts, you know what I'm saying? I like that shit.

I like that one piece. One piece, one piece. Yeah, the one-piece lingerie, the one-piece. It just— you can see, you can see through and titties, and you snap between the legs, you can see the areolas.

Look, areola, y'all.

Areola.

Who's the areola? Areola.

Yeah.

Oh Lord.

Yeah.

Have you ever, ever— will you ever Having sex and the dog walk in and just sitting there watching?

No, no.

And don't blink. And when you get ready to nut, he jump on your leg. Oh man, what kind of shit you doing, man? This nigga— I got to close the door. I gotta go smoke some weed on that one, nigga.

So, so, okay, okay, can we go here?

And the dog didn't blink.

Now can we go here? Because, you know, we, we turn the corners.

Are we going the other way? Which way we going? We're going to the right. I don't know.

No, no, this was going left. This is definitely—

my GPS said go right.

Some women don't swallow. Some women don't even let you finish. They move like it's acid. And I'd be like, bitch, you, you're a Betamax. Like, they still make women like you? Like, I had one, one rich woman. I hope she watching. Oh damn, she was a good woman. She said but she don't believe in oral sex. Oh, so could you be with a woman not that don't swallow? We get it. But she said she don't believe in giving or receiving oral sex. Could you rock with her? That's all I'm asking. Could you rock with her?

She can't even be a lesbian.

Oh damn.

That was supposed to stay inside here.

But I'm asking, could you be with a woman?

To the ladies in community, shout out, shout out.

She don't get it.

Like, you know what, could you be with a woman?

I'm— I—

me personally, I would have to— it's like a challenge to me now. Now it's a challenge. I'm gonna get her to get it. You know what I'm saying?

So you— what you gonna do, trip and put your dick in the mouth?

No, no, I'm gonna work. I'm gonna work my jelly, man. That's what— that's when the, uh, uh, uh, the DNA kick in. That DNA gonna kick in on her ass. I just—

I just— DNA did not ask. Yeah, so, so damn, damn. Good boy, you quick on your feet. Boy quick on his feet. Could you be with a kid? That's cool because we've all had the ones that was bad, but at least they tried.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you can never say if the coochie good, it don't fucking matter, nigga.

That's appetizer. No, no, that, that's a, that's a, that's, that is 100%. If you don't do, I, I can't fuck with you, period.

So, so, so I don't know what I'm saying.

I don't give a fuck how good the coochie is.

It's a coochie good, man. You don't need no head. The devil's a lie. You don't need no head. If that coochie work the way it's supposed to work 'Cause you know they got a lot of them working and someone got them platinum, platinum. But there is that one. Okay, so all we trying to do is what? Bust a nut.

Bust a nut and go to sleep.

That's it. If you make me bust a nut, nigga, that's however you want to do it.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

But it's gonna seem like a challenge to me. You don't want to suck no dick?

Okay. Don't, don't worry about it.

In my head, in my head I be saying don't worry about it, but oh yeah, you going—

so you going, you going, you going to wipe at least one time? You going to wipe up?

No, I ain't wiping shit. So, nigga, that's the question. Oh, what's the question? The question was, would you wipe?

Would you be— no, I ain't say wipe up.

I did. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to say, man, goddamn, man, I'm— man, if I was in court, I'd tear your ass up.

I mean, would y'all, would y'all— Richie, would you stay with her? Oh shit, I had something. Ah shit, Richard, my bad, my bad, my bad, Richard, because I know Richard, we're gonna edit, and I know where he's going with this, but go ahead, Richard.

I had something like that. I was like, uh-oh, I don't like the way it tastes. Well, I've been drinking pineapple juice all goddamn day. It tastes like bananas.

I don't like bananas. Okay, yeah, okay, you like sausage?

You don't get this meat. Yes, you don't get this meat.

I got a honey pack, I can put honey on it. I couldn't, I couldn't, I mean, I did it for 8 years.

I hate y'all, man.

Couldn't, baby.

All day I had this plan in my mind of the way the show was gonna go.

You was wrong for thinking like that. Yeah, I don't know what he was thinking about.

Okay, okay, last question.

He wanted She wants to be subdued. Yeah, she wants to be subdued.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that, uh, adjective. I'm just saying, subdued sound like she put you up against the wall, she cup checking, like, turn your head, cough, nigga. You good? So hold on, did you answer the question? So you say as long as the coochie's platinum?

As long—

hey man, we're in the bus or not, man, we ain't trying to do all this.

But you, you want to be held anyway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

But I want you to hold my dick in your mouth. I'm just being honest.

I don't know which way to take it. Are you spooning from the back or you getting spooned?

Damn, nigga, turn the corner.

Okay, no cuffing, spoon.

So that was turning everything.

Hold on, hold on, man, hold on, man.

That was turning everything.

Got new terms.

That was, that was left.

What is spoon from the back? She's cuffing you from the back.

She's holding you, like, you know, say you watching TV, she behind you. I don't like her stomach. I don't like the fupa on my booty.

I don't mind that. I like titties on me.

Well, that's what—

yeah, I like titties.

But what if she flat back? I mean, what if she ain't got no titties? Oh yeah, it's your back.

Get in the front.

It felt like a back scratcher. Oh, normally if the titties are flat, ain't got no titties, they got big booty. And normally if they got big titties, they ain't got no ass. If they got both, they got bad attitude. Oh yeah, that's kind of— that's how that works.

So you don't know Britney Grimes?

What is that? What is that? I learned something new every day. You learn something new every day. Yeah, I want to say out there —what them cameras, boy? If you talk to this fucking monitor, come on down. You learn something new every day. Goddamn it, I learned— goddamn it, this thing keep switching off, man. Goddamn it.

Okay, I got, I got one more. We going to get about of here.

She got pectorals.

I got one more. Pectorals. Damn, damn.

She got pectorals.

And her voice—

you know what, I didn't know that men had areolas till recently. What? Oh, you know we had areolas? Nigga, you do. It's a medical term, nigga. I ain't know.

It's a medical term. I didn't know we had nipples.

Combat medics, I didn't know that shit. I was like, I have a chest. Think about it. Yeah, erect our pillar muscles. I just wanted to say that. Yeah, I want to keep that in my brain because that ain't—

that ain't erect our pillar muscles.

That's the same word. That's the same thing as goosebumps. Yeah, we are smart motherfuckers.

Thank you, thank you, Ray. Thank you, VA, for that.

Thank you. Hold on, let's go here.

It was not supposed to—

hold on, hold on, hold on. This, this is a good one to end the show on. Yes, sir.

Mhm. I want to hit that one time too. What? No, I just want to hit— no, no, no, that right there. Yeah, I want to hit one of the butt, cuz you keep doing it. I just want—

okay, one is me and you, two is them two. Okay, good.

Did you get hard when you push the button? No, I don't have none, so I don't know.

And he talking, but the camera's on. Where is it at? Okay, okay, there you go. Let me, let me ask this question. Let's go. Let me ask this question because I think it's a good question. Yes, I think so too. Here recently, Tracy Morgan was out doing the interview. He was in the street. He was doing an interview with a bunch of people, and he looked— and you saw his whole facial expression change. I gotta say that in case you haven't seen it. And the guy said, you remember me? And Tracy said, yeah, I remember you, and I remember what you did too, nigga. So he said, yeah, but I'm homeless now, boy. So Tracy's like, what they gotta do with me?

Oh yeah, I heard about it. And he turned around.

Now all through social media, some people saying, damn Tracy, you're a millionaire, you could have gave him something. Other people were saying Obviously there was some beef between them and Tracy, because Tracy said, I remember what you did back in the day. So it's assumed that the guy was a bully to Tracy, right? So my question to y'all is, do you feel like you owe people something because now God has moved you to a different level? Okay, Richard, go ahead, finish from the Negro Bible.

Fuck that nigga, man. Right, I'm with you. Fuck that nigga. Fuck that. You gave me wedgies all through school, took my milk money. Damn. Chewed my Bubblicious and spit it back at me. Now I'm a millionaire. You want me to give you something? I got one thing for you. No, I got two things for you. Yeah.

Oh, they're going. That's all I got.

That's not like your football team.

That was a lot. I see. I told you. You said, you said, you said before the show was over. See, you before that, I owe this nigga 2 beers now. Before the show's over, you say he's going to sneak one in. So, so, so, so, Ken, so what, what's been getting me, what's been getting me is most of the comments I've been hearing is from people that say they're Christians, and they said you got to learn to forgive, you got— because God blessed you, Tracy Morgan, and least you could do is give that man some money. Because now you're rich. This is from some people that proclaimed— of course, you know, Facebook, TikTok. Do you feel like you owe people, man? Especially people who was bad to you. It wasn't like the guy was— because when— listen, you got to see the video. Tracy Morgan is surrounded by a bunch of people talking, and his whole face expression changed when he saw the guy. Man, you remember me? Yeah, I remember you. He said, I also remember what you did. Man, say, boy, I'm homeless now. Just like you said, boy, I'm homeless now. Tracy, what the guy do with me? I ain't did nothing to you, but you got it. Do you feel like you owe somebody? I'm asking Ken now.

In that capacity, no, I don't. Because at the end of the day, like, obviously Tracy had animosity once he seen Dude. He had animosity towards Dude. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It was, it wasn't squashed, so it made it— took him back to, to a situation, took him back to his pain, you know what I'm saying?

There we go. So I ain't thinking about that.

If, if that's the case, I owe you shit. I owe you, I owe you, I owe you the breath you breathing right now, because at the end of the day, shit, man, fuck you.

You living it up, you ain't got no rent, and you good. They got paid taxes over here. No damn clothes, nigga. You ain't got to wear it, nigga. You free, nigga. You right where you want to be, nigga. You a black hippie. Your DNA told you you were going there. No, it wasn't DNA, it was karma. No, that was DNA, nigga. You old school hobo. We all got karma.

Did he have an earring in his ear too?

Huh? Did he have an earring in his ear? I didn't go that far. But that nigga be checking in the sky.

And the reason I'm asking this question, because you know, these are men.

He got an earring. We're men. Did he have who? No, it wasn't. It was good. It was good. Yeah. Oh man, some titty stories today.

The reason I'm asking that is because all of us, God has been blessing. Yes. But all of us work. What's consistent about this room? Everybody got at least one, more than one job. Everybody here.

Boy, you tell me that about 2 years ago, you'd be like, you like—

but that's a lot of— that's nigga lying. Say, man, rehearsal. Freeman DJing, then going get up in the morning, you know what I'm saying, 9 to 5, and your extra. So now I'm busting my ass to get to you.

Yeah, and you ain't doing shit.

No, no, you're at— I think the attitude that what got me about the video, the guy said, say boy, I'm homeless. First of all, who the fuck you talking to, nigga? And you want me to give you— I ain't no kid no more. But the other thing is this right here. Takers don't have a limit. No, takers seem to feel like you owe them something. And I've realized in life, man, and that's not just for Tracy Morgan, I asked that question because we've all had family members that will remind you of what you used to be.

I used to be that family member. Oh, you was one of them niggas say, man, yo, remember I gave you that shit last week?

I hate the niggas. I hate niggas like that.

You know, real— let me, let me answer the question real quick. I feel, and this is just my feeling on, on that, and just say for instance, me and you, me, either one of you pick, either one of y'all. I feel like y'all always been in my corner as I've been with y'all. So if I was to able to make it to billions of dollars, I would give y'all Some millions, you know what I'm saying?

You just give me a job, let me make my own.

Nah, fuck that. Nah, fuck that.

Yeah, well, man, if I— if I hit the lottery tonight, nigga, I want my billions. No, no, no, millions.

Oh, I thought you said billions. No, I said if I'm a billionaire, I'm gonna give y'all millions. All right, Jay-Z, you know what I'm saying? Like, because that happened to Jay-Z, AK, Red Ice, all them niggas, I, I would give them— I make sure they good, you know what I'm saying? But that's just because they was there. Yeah, like this nigga they talking about on here, nah nigga, you ain't getting shit. I don't give a damn who, what pastor, what, what, what, what creator, or whoever the hell want to say something. And I, I, I, I hate when people really talk about on people's shit, man. Yeah, yeah, don't worry about nigga pocket, man. That nigga, man, who is he? Have y'all ever seen this nigga before? So now y'all have seen this nigga. Y'all gonna say, oh, you should give him— nigga, no, why don't y'all give him something? Let me see, let me go, let me make a post. I'm gonna take a picture of this nigga and see how many y'all niggas put money in this nigga's pocket. I won't see where this nigga live at by next week. I won't see, cause I'm taking— I don't— goddamn, what you call that shit? Them new phones, and then you can do that shit. Uh, what that shit called, man, when you take a picture on your phone?

Well, you got a flip phone, nigga.

Can they do it on flip phone? I don't know, I don't know.

They got a green screen?

No, well, you can take a picture of the screenshot. Yeah, I want to screenshot all these people talking all this shit and see how much money y'all putting in nigga bank.

Do I say anything about screenshot?

No, no, I said no, I want to see.

They've been doing that for a while, Kevin.

I know, I'm saying I want to take— I'll take a screenshot. I just couldn't remember what it was.

Oh, okay, because you said— because you said new on these phones.

I don't like this nigga giving me fucked up over his—

I think you got the iPhone 1.

See, he's acting all new. I, I think I got 16, something like that. The chisel one, 14. Oh yeah, I don't even like iPhone. I got kids, man. I always want to look at a nigga. But you know who does something without asking? Shaq. Yeah, Shaq will show up at Walmart, good nigga, man, and just start— come on, keep going.

San Antonio, he been doing it for a while.

Yeah, he been doing that.

I mean, real talk, even, even, uh At 4 Sam for the kids, something like that. He been doing shit for a while.

Tallest kid with the biggest feet. He's like, you look like you're 14.

So, so I got you. I'm trying to get y'all out of here. I mean, I ain't got— I'm at home already.

I mean, I'm in the studio. The studio? Yeah.

But so, so do you feel like, Ken, you didn't work hard? Worked 2 jobs, rehearsal. Uh, new set list, all this shit. Do you feel like you owe a nigga something?

I owe nobody nothing.

I don't owe anybody— I have no regrets about not owing anybody anything, right? Because when were you— when I had to get up in the morning at a certain time in the morning, or I had to be, you know, at the rehearsal till, you know, 11 o'clock at nighttime, and then I'd be at work at 4 o'clock in the morning. Where were you? Where were you when I— when my car went— was, was down and I had to, you know, either walk or take the bus or take an Uber to work? Where were you? You know what I'm saying? So I owe you— I owe you nothing.

He was laying up under that bridge. I don't—

I don't owe you anything.

That nigga up butt naked too, covering that fall. I just seen the fall today, man. I didn't know what the fall was, man. You ran into that old spaceship. I was wondering like, why they— why these homeless people got this ball? What they— what this ball paper is? They a roast? They got it on the tits and everything. And I ain't laughing about y'all being, you know, homeless, but that's a choice.

This is not a camera.

Oh, okay. I don't know what to do with my hands. I'm telling you, I don't know. The fall. I don't know. I'm live on camera.

I don't know. Say, say, Richie, he said the fall like they a to-go plate.

No, I seen fall today. I seen a bunch of fall. I was down there. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was down there by the, uh, the police station, man. I was like, goddamn, man, they got— it look like this around here. I mean, like Tense and everything, man.

I was like, shit. But is it heavy foil?

I don't know. I don't want to go to the butcher for— it's a barbecue foil. It was a shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny. Watch it, watch it. They might have pissed on it. There's two types of key. How warm was it? I don't know. That's why I won't go over there. One is loose, the other one's premium. Which one was it? Two types of people. See, he said it right. It's two types of people.

Say, let me just say this. One seeps, one drips. Oh my God. Let me say this to y'all. I appreciate y'all. I know all y'all got to get up earlier than me. Yeah, shit. All y'all got to get up earlier than me.

But I'm going right around the corner from the crib, so it took you 300 to get here.

So long to get here then, man. Leave that man alone.

No, I, I don't— I mean, I'm I'm telling you though, I set my alarm clock, said I'll take a nap. I was going to get a front end alignment. They say they backed up so I gotta go tomorrow. So I drove home like— let me put them on some alarm clocks taking that left turn around this shit man. I'm turning corners today. You supposed to make it right now?

Did you throw up a gang sign nigga? I got to edit that shit out nigga, I'm gonna get attacked!

Oh no, no, he's saying what to do with his hands! Did you do it again? I'm doing it. I don't know, I like keep going into it like, no, no, I was just— yeah, I don't know, RCG for life too. But, uh, uh, yeah, they, uh, wait a minute, nigga, wait a minute, that's R&B Court, nigga.

I was on the blue team, nigga.

That's cool. What up, cuz?

I got mad when Kid came in with the— that's why you got the red Kid came with the red pants.

I thought he was sexy. Don't worry about you, Cole. You got it with the blue Bulls, man. See, see how we come together? Yeah. And we— and say, hold on, this goes— look, that's crazy. That's crazy. Oh, that's crazy. See how, see how the red and blue can come together? If the red and blue can come together, a nigga, all y'all can come together as black folks. I'm talking to all the blacks out there. No disrespect to none of y'all others. Others, but one, one, once them black folks— just imagine if the black— he's talking about ICE, I think. No, no, I'm talking about the black folks coming as one. Million Man—

well, I said that earlier and you cussed me out about the Million Man March. Yeah, I mean, I never seen a nigga angry about the Million Man March. It was gonna be some hoes there.

It was about that.

That's the worst club to go to with a million niggas in it.

How long the bathroom is?

Bathroom is shit. Niggas pissing out. Hey man, excuse me, excuse me.

So y'all telling me, you know, a million niggas kicking with each other all for that whole weekend? They were trying to do something positive though. Yeah, they did something positive.

They didn't say nothing about a night.

Yeah, nigga, if I like flying, I would have went too.

It was a whole bunch of hookers that smoking.

Yeah, it was a bunch of hookahs. It was hookahs out there.

Hookahs? Yeah, nigga, hookah's been out since Bruce Lee. Damn, for real? Further than that. Yeah, for real.

From the beginning of time, my boy.

Yeah, I ain't— man, I ain't never seen—

you ain't heard of Peace Fight?

Midtown?

Not the old— not this— not the new Midtown. You talking about the Midtown when they had carpet on the wall?

Yeah, carpet on the wall. No, no, not No, not the Corbin. Now I'm talking about since Fernando. Now, oh, I ain't never seen a hookah, nigga, that— to that— to— I started working in Midtown, that's when I first saw my first hookah. I was like, what is that?

Smoke hookahs overseas, dog. Yeah, for real. Can I— can I let y'all go? Yeah, I ain't in a rush. I mean, we can still kick it, but goddamn, I'm trying to say bye. Listen, y'all, thank you. Thank y'all. Toodaloo, man. You say toodaloo? Hanging out. Yeah, DJ.

Oh yeah, here I go. Toodaloo, Dr.

Ken Collins of Experience. No more, man. Can I, can I, can I finish? Yeah, yeah, can I, can I finish? I'm trying to give Ken— Ken, he over there making faces and shit.

He looking at the wrong camera. You looking at the right one?

He see the red light, nigga.

Oh, he looking at—

You ain't seen the red lights Every night, all night on the—

I don't pay him no attention. I'm really— I'm right here with y'all.

Oh yeah, you just started real like— y'all follow me on, on— are you serious?

I'm following the shit. I'm saying they changed so fast.

Cigar reviews, I'm all here for you guys. The Experience Band always in the building. We holla at y'all Friday night.

This Friday night?

No, this is not gonna be edited by then, I promise you. That's 2 days.

You ain't, you ain't tell them tomorrow? This Friday Oh, so it was 3— it was 3 Fridays in this month. What? It was 3 Fridays, Richard, right?

Yes. Thank you, thank you, sir. You're the only nigga I haven't got to yet. I appreciate you. Always a brother, always a brother. Um, this has been fun. I'm your boy Ray Can't Get Right. I holla.