Alex shares his Masters of the Universe Toys

Alex ranks his 26 Masters of the Universe action figures from worst to best, covering visual appeal, play features like glow-in-the-dark effects, and condition. His top five are Battle-Armor He-Man, Clamp Champ, Many-Faces, Skeletor at number two, and He-Man at number one.
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Hello, so today we'll be reviewing all these figures, which are 26 figures. We'll be going from bottom to top, and, and there are 26 of these in all, and 2 of them are vintage figures like this guy right here. That's why it looks a little different from the rest of them. Anyway, number 27, Evil Lynn. Evil Lynn's an overall good figure. But however, she did not stand very well like this. See what I'm talking about? So anyway, I would not recommend it if you want figures that stand, but, but she is still pretty good. But you might just need some clay under her feet to keep her standing on material like this. But anyway, that's number 27— I mean, 20 26, sorry. Hey, next up is Orko. Orko, I gotta say, is pretty cool, but he needs a stand. And I'm not sure if this is the Eternian ground or not, but the rest of the figure is pretty cool. That's number 26. Orko is number 26, but he is still pretty cool. Number— I mean, number 25. That was 25, sorry. All right, this is number 24. 24 is Merman. This figure is pretty cool overall. I like the Stinkor version more because look at that mask. Look at— but these aren't all the figures Hopefully I should do another review, but, but this is— but for right now, this is number 24. It might get a review or a worse review if I get more figures soon. Anyway, that's number 24, Merman. Now number 23 is going to be, um, Stratos. Stratos is number 23 because, I mean, look at that vest. And also, this is actually a 2022 figure, so it was just released this year. I recommend— I would recommend it for people who can't find a normal Stratos, but not my favorite. But I bet I could find a gray one. But anyway, that's number 23. All right, number 20. 2 is going to be the Eternian Guard. This guy is basically Man-at-Arms, which is, uh, that guy right there, right there next to him. Skeletor. I'll review him later, but this guy is pretty cool overall, but he does have kind of a loose head and a weird suit. And besides, this is basically the same thing, like I already said. But okay, that's number 22. Number 21 is going to be Teela. Now I know that I already reviewed a girl figure. This, like Evil-Lyn, she does fall a lot, but she did come with a vest that I forgot to put on her. But maybe next review I'll remember to put it on her. But Who knows, I might not make a second review. But anyway, I recommend it. I would recommend it. Not the best, but good. I am hoping to get She-Ra soon, but I'll review her when I get her. Anyway, number 20 is going to be— it's actually going to be Prince Adam. Prince Adam is pretty cool overall, but he is pretty cool anyway. But he does come with this cool pink sword. And why didn't it come with the He-Man sword? Because in the original show he didn't have the pink sword, so where did it come from? But this figure is pretty cool overall. In fact, look at that, look at the resemblance, because he's actually the same person. But anyway, that's number 20. Number 19 is going to be Mosquito. Mosquito is pretty cool, did just recently get him along with the 2022 Stratos over there, like he's pointing out. But yeah, this figure is pretty cool overall. I would recommend it because if you pump his chest with the button back here, it'll pump like this red water. I think it's supposed to be like blood or something, but it is still pretty cool overall. So that's number 18. Number 17, or is it 18? Well, I think number 17 is going to be Panthor. Panthor is pretty cool overall. Did just recently get him along with the guy back there, if you can see him. See that guy with the like green? Oh, I'll reveal him in a few minutes. But anyway, this guy is number, uh, 17. He is pretty cool overall, but I would have liked it more if they put a helmet on this thing. But it is basically the same thing as him, that big cat over there. He'll be one of the best ones, but maybe not. But this guy is pretty cool overall, would recommend it. It is a lot of money though. It is about $30 or so, but I got for $16. But anyway, that's number 17. All right, number 16 is going to be Fisto, or it might be 17. But Fisto, he is pretty cool. He's not the greatest because, I mean, you can take his suit off, but I'll talk about that in another time. But his feet are— but he does have a cool metal fist. He can actually punch the screen. Sorry about that. You're fine, right? Hopefully. But anyway, this guy is still pretty cool overall. He does have a pretty big sword, and it's way big. It's pretty big, and I did not really like the long sword because, I mean, look how big it is. But this is still pretty cool. So that's number 16. Number 15 is going to be Kronus. Kronus is actually another character from Masters of the Universe, and he's on the bad side, as you should know. And check out the back, those are pretty cool. But anyway, this is still pretty cool overall, and he kind of looks like the guy back there, but you can't see him very well because Keldor's blocking him. But This is Cronus. Doesn't he have a weird face, right? So he does have a cool helmet too. This one's 15 because I would have liked it more if they didn't like put these here, and I would have liked it if they did it just in black here at the robot arms. And gave it less robotic stuff. So that's number 15. All right, number 14 is going to be Duncan, or as I should say, Man-At-Arms. Remember that guy I was talking about a few minutes ago? Yeah, this is basically the same mold, but he is still pretty cool overall and They finally added a mustache when they made the Origins one, so that's pretty nice. But anyway, that's number 14. Also, I am having a quite big pile over here, as you can see. You can see other things. Anyway, right there, right, number 13. Is going to be Beastman. Beastman is pretty cool overall. I would have liked it if they like made his whip cooler, or at least longer, because it isn't very long. Well, maybe it's tall as a figure, I don't know. But I would have liked it if they didn't put these horns on top of him. I've never seen them before. But overall, this is a pretty good figure. Also, I would have liked if they made furry feet. Samos Dracos. Anyway, that's number 13. We're getting down to the best ones, so we're getting close. All right, number 12 is going to be Cyclone. Cyclone is pretty cool. He's one of the vintage figures. You can actually spin back here, spin it back here with this thing there. But an easier way is to just do it like that. Also, I did get it with a stand so it can stand because these old figures don't stand up pretty very well. So this is number 12. Oh, I'm not going to throw him there because he's vintage. Just gonna leave him there. Anyway, number 11 is going to be— whoops, sorry about that— it's going to be Keldor, like I was talking about earlier. And now you hopefully see Trap Jaw back there. But anyway, Keldor is Skeletor before he got that like skull face. But he does have some pretty cool armor. That's why I didn't rate him one of the least ones. But this guy is pretty cool anyway, even though I lost his cape. And never mind about that, but this figure is pretty cool. Would have liked if they made some toe things there, but this thing is still pretty cool. Anyway, that's number 11. All right, we are down to the top 10. But I'm going to check real quick. Okay, there's actually 11 left, so that was number 12. It's still 26. So now down to number 11, which is going to be Scare Glow. Scare Glow is pretty cool. He can glow in the dark. You might want to see it real quick. Hang on a sec. See? But he kind of creeps me out sometimes. I would have ran at least number, but that would be kind of cruel to him. Besides, if I kept him in my room, then I— he might give me nightmares. Also, he does fear feed on fear, but that doesn't happen in real life, thankfully. Okay, that guy maybe should have been the first one I was reviewing. So yeah, not my favorite. Oh, this, this is his, so that's kind of creepy. Um, anyway, number 10, we're down to the top 10. So number 10 is going to be Battle Cat. Battle Cat is pretty cool. You can take that— uh, don't mind that, I need that to keep the helmet on. But here's what he looks like without his helmet, kind of same with the paint, right? But this is him is pretty much cringer mode. You can take the saddle off too, but I'm not taking it off. So that's number 10. Whoops. Number 9 is going to be Faker. Faker is pretty cool. He's basically a copy of He-Man made by him, but this guy is still pretty cool. You can tell because— hang on a sec, I'll show you in a second. He's a robot. See, also I did take his suit off, so that's why you can see it like that. Anyway, that's number 9. Number 8 is going to be Trap Jaw. Number— he's number 8 because he is, um Pretty cool overall. He's one of the best. Also, check this out. Pretty cool, right? But it isn't as scary as like Scare Glow. I'm not mentioning him anymore, okay? So next review, I might just not put him in. I might put him in for a short amount of time, but who knows, maybe not. You can tell I opened his mouth. Anyway, that's number 8. This is my second vintage figure. Sorry, He-Man. Anyway, this is my last vintage figure so far, and you can actually spray out water, but I have to refill it, so you won't be able to get to see him spray the water, but you might be able to see it soon. But anyway, he's a pretty good figure. Exactly like he's from the same decade this guy came from. So that's number 7, Magnum Bear. Just— oh, also he does come with a gun. Anyway, number 6 is going to be Ram Man. Hang on, I'm trying to stand them up. Anyway, Ram Man is pretty cool. Number 8, because he does— he cannot move his waist here, but check this out. I put down so, so you can click it up, and then— whoops, I'm sorry, um, I have a lot of explaining to do about Anyway, these figures' arms can come off, so you might want to be careful. Okay, I'm just going to leave it off. Anyway, if you push it back down, you can— he can— he jumps. So that's why he's number 8, but he's still a pretty good figure. I would rate him in the top 5, but not my favorite figure. Anyway, that's number 6. But now we are in the top 5 figures. Anyway, number 5 is Battle Armor He-Man. Battle Armor He-Man's one of the coolest ones. You would agree, right? Because check this out, click his chest twice and he's battle damaged. Click his chest once, he gets one scratch. So he's one of the coolest figures of them all. Anyway, This video is kind of getting long, so I'm going to try to hurry it up because this is actually my mom's phone, but I'm going to try to hurry up so I don't use all of her space. Anyway, I'm going to hurry up. Number 4 is going to be Clamp Champ. Clamp Champ is pretty cool. He comes with this because he can grab the enemies. I'm not sure if it'll work with this. Hang on, let me do it. Never mind. But I'm going to quickly do it to show you. I'm just going to do it with this vintage figure. Well, you couldn't see it because my hand was in the way, but it does do that. Anyway, Clamp Champ's one of the coolest figures and the most recent figures because he comes with that, and he also has different heads. I can't show you the R head because I'm kind of rushing. But I'm trying to finish up so we can have dessert and stuff. But that's number 4. All right, number 3 is Manny Faces. Number 3 because this guy— what are you doing? Hang on, what are you doing? Is that you, Mom or Dad? It's me. I wonder if you want some ice cream. Um, I'm almost done with the video. You want me to get you some? Um, I'll be done in a few minutes. Okay. Sorry about that interruption. Anyway, Many Faces was— is one of the coolest ones. He can change his face like that. Sorry, I'm supposed to do it up here, but I can barely do it because it's tight. But anyway, he comes with a gun, kind of the same mold as this guy. But anyway, that's Number 3. All right, we are down to the last 2, so I'm just going to move this guy. So Skeletor is my number 2 favorite. I would have rated him a different number and he would not be in the top 5 because, yeah, he has a loose head. Until last night, his loose head was very loose and didn't come off, but I did switch it. And actually, I like it better with the Keldor head. Hang on, let me get it off. Because I like it like this because he's way better with it. Sorry, I can't get it really on, but there it is. I like this more, but however, it does have a chip in its ball joint, so that's kind of sad. See? Yeah. Anyway, that's number 2. And number 1 is He-Man. This was the very first He-Man we actually ever got from the Origins line. In fact, Prince Adam was our first figure. He-Man and Skeletor were our third and second figures. So anyway, this figure is my favorite of all because he is very cool. I'm missing his power sword and I'm looking for it, but this guy is very cool. And well, I'm running out of time and it's just about to be 20 minutes, but these are my— this is my review of the figures. This guy does have a lot of movement too. Oh, 20 minutes, but he does move pretty well. He moves like all the other figures. Actually, because this is my favorite, I'm actually going to show you the movement. There's movement here at the neck. There's movement here at the arms. Okay, that hurt. That— he, he does move here too. Another part of his arm moves here too, and his hand does move. Same with the other arm. His torso moves like that, but doesn't line up and release like the original ones. And so this guy, you can do that too. Sorry about that. But anyway, this is my number 1 figure. So that is it for all right now. So goodbye.
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