We are BOWYERS! 🏹😂 Of course we are... #shorts

Of course, we're bowyers. A lot of people know what exotic woods smell like. We also know what they taste like.

Of course, we're bowyers. We're constantly pulling fiberglass splinters, Even out of places you wouldn't want fiberglass splinters.

Of course, we're bowyers. We build the perfect hunting bow for ourselves and then we sell it. Of course, we're bowyers. We're constantly fixing broken machinery. Of course we're Bowyers. If we analyze people like we analyze bows, wouldn't have any friends. Of course, we're birds.

We save all of our exotic wood scraps and we'll never use it.

Of course, we're bowers. We glue random spiders to the wall to see a glue.