A YouTube Poop remix of Star Wars dialogue where Speaker B obsessively claims to be Obi-Wan Kenobi while expressing jealousy and violent fantasies about killing him. Speaker A repeatedly calls out Anakin in a looping parody that uses rapid repetition and dark humor to satirize the original material.
I brought you something. Are you hungry?
No. Life seems so much simpler when you're Obi-Wan. I'm good at Obi-Wan. Always Obi-Wan.
Anakin.
But I could Obi-Wan. Why'd she have to shift? Why couldn't I save Obi-Wan? Why couldn't I save the men, the women, and the children too?
Sometimes there's no one. Sometimes they're powerful. Anakin, you're not Obi-Wan.
Someday I will be. I will be the most powerful man. But the women and the children too.
Anakin, you're not Obi-Wan.
I promise you. I will even learn to stop Obi-Wan.
Anakin.
It's all Obi-Wan's shit. He's jealous! He's holding me back, me back, me back, me back!
What's wrong, Annie?
I— I killed Obi-Wan. I killed Obi-Wan. They're dead. Every single one of them. And not just Obi-Wan, but Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them.
To be angry is to be Obi-Wan.
I'm Obi-Wan. I know I'm Obi-Wan.
