The host gets drunk and tears around GTA V doing 360 spins off Mount Chiliad, blowing up cars with C4, and crashing into everything. He's looking for open areas without trees, his wheel keeps breaking, and he keeps plugging his Twitter and phone number between stunts.
Oh, that's a nice car. Wait, that's one of the guys with the boosters. Bats! I think it does at least. I've seen it in one car. Oh, boosters! This looks exactly familiar. Damn, wish I had a fancy car. Ah, drunk driving, am I right? Where am I? Where am I? Anyways, welcome guys back to my channel. Welcome guys, welcome to my new YouTube video about managing to fly with a car. So this is Chris, how you doing? So first you need to go uphill, not like this one because then you run into a tree, which is not my game. British. Now first, now first, you got to find a good spot to go. I recommend a spot that doesn't have a lot of trees, cuz you can keep running into it, just like this. And also, the trees are one of your worst enemies. You can immediately die from one. Also, also, I think that there should be no oxygen in the future, AKA Fuck trees! Anyways guys, welcome back to today's new hit YouTube video where I'm going to be drunk driving. Where am I going? I don't know. Watch out for the trees, son! Woohoo! Full 360, baby! Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this! Uh-huh. I'm gonna go up to Mount Chiliac and I'm gonna do 360 sixties off the mountain. Yeehaw! The hell? How'd he do that? He's so hot. Oh hell yeah, I'm hot. Ladies, get my number, it's 617-499-6666. 7771. And guys, don't call that actual phone number, it's my phone number. Only the real ladies can get my phone number. Also guys, one of my wheels seems to be popped since I can't be driving this thing straight. Just steal someone else's car. No, that sounds stupid. I'm going to go down the mountain with a broken wheel. Are you trying to like Ow! That hurt! Um, trailer is my house! I'm just trying to get your car to like light up on fire. What do you think I'm trying to do? Or just jump from the top, just jump. Hit some people. I'm gonna try and hit some people. After my last Charger video, I accidentally blew up a car with C4. That wasn't my bad, guys. I didn't realize you guys were gonna get that hateful, but I am also on Twitter, and so, I mean, like, it makes sense. I mean, like— I'm also on Twitter! I mean, like, where am I even— what am I trying to do? Oh, right. Damn, this is pretty interesting. Oh, how are you fine? I am fine. He's vibing, y'all. I always am fine. Valechova State of America. The bitches motivate him. He needs to live another day to see beer and— Beer and GTA 6 is coming out. My wife and my other wife came out finally. Man, GTA 6, please come back. Drive up a mountain and do a stunt. I'm gonna try and go up the mountain. And keep going 360 since this car is literally about to explode. How is this car still working? Well, anyways guys, guess what I'm going to say with the end off of this video. Stay strong, fellas! Woohoo! You're wanted.
