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Shower Nightmare - From Luxurious Rainforest to Sh*tty Water Hose #standupcomedy

Name: Shower Nightmare - From Luxurious Rainforest to Sh*tty Water Hose #standupcomedy
Uploaded: 2023-12-20T13:01:59+00:00
Duration: 7 s
Channel: Stacey Lauren
Description: A short stand-up comedy anecdote by Stacey Lauren describing a hotel shower that looked like a luxurious rainforest but, due to confusing controls…

20 Dec 2023 · 0 min

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A short stand-up comedy anecdote by Stacey Lauren describing a hotel shower that looked like a luxurious rainforest but, due to confusing controls, delivered only a weak stream like a "shitty water hose." The bit contrasts expectation (ceiling showerheads, rainforest imagery) with the comic letdown (only one usable control, scalding on the left, weak spigot on the right).

So, you know, I touched the button, five minutes later Paolo shows up with a glass of wine.
So then I wanted to also tell you guys about my shower in my hotel room. Oh my gosh, it was the coolest shower. It had these like shower heads from the ceiling. Have you guys ever seen those? It was so cool. It looked like this like luxurious rainforest. Just kind of like beaming. I'm imagining the water just like all over me from the ceiling. And so I go to use the shower and those freaking buttons, there's so many, I couldn't figure out how to use it. Well, the one on the far left, I know that's scalding.
But the one on the far right was the only one I could use. So it was basically I'm curdled over in the corner like with this little spigot of water. So instead of luxurious rainforest, I had shitty water hose.