Sue Warnke plays a publicist giving absurd branding advice to a donkey named Mosley, covering everything from his website name to his sword-fighting skills and accent. It's a Squarespace ad about building an online presence, delivered as a comedic monologue.
Hey, this is big, Mosey. Big game commercial. Old Hollywood, eh, darling? You're gonna need a publicist, aren't you? A publicist and an agent. Have you got a website? Get you a website. I know the one. I know the one. Dunkey.da.actor. No, that could be any donkey. No, you're right. You know, you're right. Donmosley.com then. Ah. You like green, don't you? You like green, huh? I mean, kind of feels honest, you know, being where you're from and that. You know, they love my accent out there. Can you do accents? Okay, este excitement, boyo. This is where you lie. Uh, did you start with theater? I can't even say theater, actually. You know, I say theater and I— Yeah, let's put you theater. Theater. Theater. Sounds weird. You sword fight. Let's put sword fighting for now. Maybe we won't put that, actually. Great accents. You're good looking. Good looking donkey. Okay. You'll be working in no time. Okay, that's all right, that. Website. Yeah? Okay. Yeah, I think you're good. You're good. Get them away from you. Put you on a little diet. Another bit of muscle as well. All right, hold on. Oh, it's gone. Where'd that go?
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