La First Jap
Vlad rants about inflation hitting everyday purchases: five dollars won't fill a gas tank anymore, cigarette packs cost more, and milk now comes in tiny 1/4-quart containers at premium prices. Raw, unedited monologue on how consumer goods keep shrinking while prices climb.
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Hello, my name is Vlad Perry, and I said I wasn't gonna make no fucking YouTube videos, but lately it's just been really some shit out there that's just been really, really, really, really, really blowing the shit out of me. Yeah, so what? I'm just so blown right now. Let's start with gas prices. I remember back in the day we used to be like, man, so I'm gonna throw you $5, you would take me to Woo Woo. They could be like, yeah fam, I got $5. $5 was a come up, yo. $5. Now $5 won't even take a nigga to the mailbox, fam. They can't even go to the end of the block off $5, yo. Whoever is coming up with this shit, making shit high as hell, I smack shit out you right now. Second topic, cigarettes. So cigarettes is like $8 a pack, then we trying to put out this loose square law where they can't sell loose squares. I know niggas out here right now that's just zapping niggas. A cigarette cool the nigga down. Huh, I'm blown. Think I'mma smoke a cigarette. A less lot killing, not so much killing, but if nigga ain't got no square, nigga just go crazy. But that's not why I made this video, because I'm pretty sure y'all aware of that. The reason I made this video is because, you know what, I'm not even gonna tell y'all, I'm gonna just show y'all. What y'all finna see right now is real live footage. Ain't nothing made off of YouTube, nothing like that, off Photoshop, nothing fake, no video effects, no nothing. This is real life. What? The fuck is this right here? This little ass milk? Yeah, what are niggas supposed to do with this little ass milk? They can't make cereal off this little ass milk. Nigga can't make coffee off this little ass milk. They can't make no meal off this little ass milk. Whoever came up with this little ass milk, I will smack the shit out you making this little ass milk. So I'm blown. Whoever's out there making gas high as hell, making cigarettes high as hell, making motherfucking milk so high that you can't even buy a half gallon, gotta buy that little ass half of milk, the goddamn 1/4 quart of milk. What is that about? Little ass milk. Next they gonna come up with some I don't know, I can't even think right now. I'm just so blown off that little ass milk right now. Yeah, little ass milk. Hell no, little ass milk. Don't put nothing else out, stupid. Yo, I paid like $4 for that little ass milk. I seen that milk in any goddamn grocery store was like swear, that little ass milk. But like I said, hopefully I won't have to make no more YouTube videos because I wasn't gonna make this one. But like I said, lately shit just been blowing the fuck out of me. So hopefully I won't have to make another YouTube video, but I probably will. So this message has been brought to you by me, Alai Perry. But until then, peace.