A live event opens with the host joking about Chuck Norris while introducing John Morris, CEO of Nowhere. The host keeps circling back to the Chuck Norris bit, saying he'd "take Chuck anytime" before Morris takes the stage.
I am happy to invite our next guest to the stage to get us started this morning. I've been practicing his name since I got here, which wasn't that long ago, but still, 'cause I keep wanting to say Chuck Norris, but it's not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not here, everyone, but we have something just as exciting for you. So welcome to the stage, John Morris, CEO of Nowhere. I'll take Chuck anytime. Yah! Okay, I'll take Chuck Norris anytime, y'all, anytime. [MUSIC] [MUSIC]
