Two speakers describe a absurd corporate operation where employees physically crumple massive stacks of cash, from $250,000 to $5 million, using a machine that sucks and blows the bills. They joke about Slack updates and a deadline for their colleague Jimmy in this satirical take on making money literally larger than life.
My favorite thing about working here is money, money.
Money, money. We use real money because everything we do is real.
$250,000, $500,000, $1 million, $5 million of real money.
Most people can't comprehend how much money $500,000 is. So what we do is we crumple it.
We have specific people paid to crumple money for hours upon hours. So we crumble money because we need to make it larger than life. Slack is the only way we can keep communication up because everything is lightning fast. We got a slack coming in. Looks like Jimmy's going to need $5 million crumpled. Oh, dang. He's in 48 hours. But I think we can accomplish it. So this right here is going to be the money crumpling machine that both sucks and blows. Lower it in. It will be a little loud. I'm going to have to really call in some reinforce. Thanks.
