I Went To The Most Extreme Anti-Aging Clinic In Texas!

3, 2, 1. All right, I'm here at Austin Regenerative Therapy. I've got a pretty exciting few days here. I'm getting a liter of my plasma removed today and then I'm getting an IV to replenish some of the nutrients. And then tomorrow I get two liters of young human plasma, not to be confused with liquid hot magma infused into my body. I'm doing red light PMF hydroheal, which is hydrogen inhalation nanov. I'm doing a regen facelift. They're doing some blood measurements, blood draws, true age, balance test, neuro testing in body testing. And then I'm getting very small embryonic like stem cells. Then finally they're going to town on the genitals with the whole peach shot protocol. So it's gonna be an interesting next. Hi back. Welcome back.

How you doing?

Good to see you.

Good. Awesome. It's gonna be fun.

So ready?

I'm ready. My wife is in the other room. I don't know if she wants this on camera, but I'm gonna say it anyway. She just, she's doing the whole like sexual rejuvenation protocol. The facial treatments, the salmon sperm, the hair. So this is like a full anti aging protocol where these things are full of what are called extracellular vesicles which allow for mitochondrial rej brain rejuvenation. It has multi organ system effects across a wide variety of pathways. A huge study came out in 2024. We have to extrapolate this to humans because these are rodent models. But there's pretty much nothing that beat it in terms of its effects on longevity. How far up you want to go?

It feels like you can.

It's like my everything in the kitchen backpack. How am I doing? Do they stay hydrated enough?

Yeah, you're good.

Okay.

It's just a smaller vein. It's going slow, but I'm. We'll be patient.

Get my heart to pump.

We're giving you some fluids too. We're going to give you some fluids to hydrate you also because flying always dehydrates you.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Everything is still kosher and good to.

Go, but I'm allowed to have my snack now.

Yes.

Yay.

That's why I wanted to get this done for you.

Thank you. Yes. So this is how biohackers roll when we're going to go to a clinic and you know, just be sitting around. But anyways, I am surprised by how strong of a stim that it does for these little pads. You just control the Whole thing through your phone. So you're, like, on an airplane or. This is electrical muscle stimulation. Very cool. And who makes this skin power Dot? I like to spread out these pads so they're far enough away where you get good muscle coverage. There we go. About like that. Good. So that's what it looks like when they're on. That. So that one's now pulling out the blood to pull out, like, the liter of plasma. That's what's going on. All right. One later. This is one of those things where, like, you're able to tell kind of, like, how healthy somebody is based on how their blood looks. Or is that just.

That's. Yeah, that's not really a real thing. Everybody's blood looks the same coming out. Of course, it's venous blood, so it's always dark like that.

Wonder if I turn these on if I bleed faster.

You know what? I bet it would. Probably because you're compressing, you know, forcing blood back to the heart.

So am I. Am I allowed to watch tv?

Yes.

Yeah, I mean, I might actually do that.

Should I ask Jessa if she has rating limits for you or.

Hey, just what happens in this room stays in. I don't think aura has one yet. Ultra Human does. Do they? They must have just launched it or recently. Yeah, this one's level. Yeah, that one. It's gone.

You wiggle on it, you're just gonna.

Have to stand there the whole time, so helpless. I'm just sitting here with the remote, you know, just. I'm just scrolling through Netflix. Yeah.

What'd you have for dinner last night?

The chicken. The chicken. We need some Thai lettuce wraps. I don't do a lot of cheese. I mean, like, I will. I'll. I'll have, like, a fatty ribeye or whatever, but. Yeah, I'm not. I don't feel good eating super fat.

We're gonna do the second round of young plasma change, right?

So I've got a one liter of plasma. Old plasma. Super old plasma coming out of me right now.

Right, Right.

And then.

And then we're gonna put in two liters. Last one.

So you pull two liters of my old stuff. You put in two liters of fresh, young, even plasma.

Replace. Yeah, Replace the old stuff with the good stuff. And then this time, we're going to collect blood for that special personalized peptide program that we talk about.

What's it called?

Neo7 Bioscience.

Cool.

So we will. We'll talk about more later.

Okay.

But that's part of the Program. And then we're going to do the whole total skin rejuvenation.

Cool.

Sexual optimization.

I'm ready.

Using all the regenerative products. Young plasma, exosomes, B cell, stem cell.

Yeah. I love it. You guys have all the toys here. Yeah. It's amazing.

Yeah.

Cool.

Awesome. I'm gonna have fun.

Cool. I'm excited. What do we have here? This is salt. I travel everywhere. Really good Celtic salt. Here at Austin Regen, they ordered me steak and eggs for breakfast while I, you know, watch TV and just sit here because I'm helpless. I like the big chunks of salt, so I actually take the little grinder lid off. Yummy.

Yeah. On steak, the big chunk the best.

Oh, yeah. Big chunks are the best. Yeah. There we go. Digest your bitters.

All right, it's in the basket.

All right. What's the experience? Oh, I just sit around, watch TV while my blood gets taken out. So so far, I worked hard at all, and I have not gotten any of the good stuff yet. Right now it's just prepping the body, but they make it easy. Tv, good food. Steak and eggs for breakfast. I'll survive.

Other types of lasers will thin the skin so much. Maybe in your whole life, you can do it once or twice.

Just. You can do it multiple times.

If you want me to do the back of your neck, if you want to do elbows, anything like that.

Maybe you hook up the IV while he's doing it. Just to make the most of time. Sweet. Thanks. Time to get laser Max here.

I'll let you feel it. So you have an idea what what we're doing?

I mean, can you really make him prettier, Brian?

I don't think so. I don't know.

It's gonna be tough.

We'll see. What's it called again?

It's called the nubaderm. It's a 1927 Thuleum, which the attraction of the chromophore is water, hemoglobin, and also dyschromia, or pigment. And so we have the ability to do like. Melasma is very difficult skin condition to treat. We can turn it down very low. Treat melasma, we can do anything in the middle. Then we can go to a subablative mode, which is what we'll do for you today. Keep your stratum corneum 100% intact. So your natural bandage is there.

Sweet.

You are 90% anabolic. This entire treatment, you may have a little bit of redness.

Cool. I don't mind a little bit of redness. As Long as it's not bleeding.

You're not like a real.

Most people are pretty used to me looking like I've done some kind of procedure, so you don't have to worry that much.

Just for. Just for regulation's sake, I'm. Put these on your eyes, if you don't mind.

Sorry. Do it, do it. There we go. Literally push them in. There we go.

That will start. I'm going to give you just a shot in the side here so you see how we're feeling. No problem, right?

Oh, no, it's not Fine.

So we're going to go forehead. Get that out of the way, and we'll go from there. All right, so I'm going to grab. I'm going to go ahead and tighten the skin here by your ear.

Okay.

We're going to do this. So you hear the crackling and things?

Yeah.

So that's picking up the chromophore of the water, so it means you're nice and hydrated.

Good. So good job.

Pinch and a burn. Man, your skin is amazing. There's no scar tissue at all.

Oh, my God.

Might feel a little burning again as I'm injected.

What is that exosome?

This is ex.

So I'm back at Austin regen, day two. Had a liter of plasma removed yesterday and an I.V. and now we're getting plasma put back in young human donor plasma. It's exciting. All right. I feel like I'm getting some good vascularity in that left arm at least. Yeah. Cool. All right, sweet. Sounds good. All right. Oh, yeah. Feeling like a Viking now. Am I allowed to do PMF while I'm doing this? Now I'm all hooked up and everything. Sweet, sweet. So I can do like the PMF and the light and the hole?

Yeah.

All right. Ben, always stacking the biohacking therapies, huh? Combining pmf. Oh, yeah. I'm sitting in a PMF chair. Yeah, yeah. Love this thing. Get a little cell membrane action while I'm getting my human plasma. So, yeah. Nice. It's great. All right, so I'm here on day three, awesome regenerative therapy. I'm getting my eighth bag of young human plasma in, which is like a different than oil change for the body, which is like a plasma exchange. This is a young plasma replacement. So I've done that so far. I've done light and music, activated V cells. We're gonna do the P shot today, which is the sexual rejuvenation protocol. We've done a battery of different blood and longevity tests. And then Some facial treatments and laser treatments and so kind of doing the full three day medical tourism thing and I feel great. Last time I did the plasma, the results really started to kick in after about one or two weeks as far as muscle gain and energy and sleep. So yeah, looking forward to, looking forward to round two.

You don't have to stay right.

He's watching to make sure.

Coming to the right.

Yep, you're good. You're good. Gymnast.

I gained more muscle after doing this plasma procedure than I did.

I'm going to draw blood after the.

Fall of set in therapy.

Yeah.

So yes, I have put on some.

Muscle because I can tell the difference.

But it started, honestly after we did. When did we do this last time?

So like we did it September.

September. Yeah. I started gaining muscle pretty soon after I did the plasma and I feel like that was the only thing I changed.

Yeah.

Was doing that.

So the plasma for young people, it doesn't matter the lifestyle, which is surprise really. Like, you know, you, you get young plasma from people that's very healthy lifestyle or not, the quality of the plasma is still good. So I. That I. Yeah.

So this is our calcium chloride that we mix in with the PRP before we inject. For the P shot, we're doing Botox, which helps to relax the smooth muscle of the vessel to allow more blood flow into the penis for a firmer, longer lasting erection. And then we have young plasma and then the PRP plasma from the patient.