
Brendan Kane riffs on which brands will survive a thousand years. Apple becomes neural implants, Coca-Cola persists forever, Disney expands to lunar resorts, and McDonald's ice cream machine stays broken.

Brendan Kane riffs on which brands will survive a thousand years. Apple becomes neural implants, Coca-Cola persists forever, Disney expands to lunar resorts, and McDonald's ice cream machine stays broken.
Will these brands still be around a thousand years from now? So Apple? Probably not as iPhones, but some chip in your head or dystopian robot future. Coca Cola? Definitely. Or Christmas is going to be ruined. Disney. Disney will outlast us all. They'll probably have resorts on the moon at some point. Nike. Nike will last. Humans, aliens or AI. Everybody needs cool kicks to wear Lego. Yes, we'll be stepping on holographic bricks in the year 3025 guaranteed. McDonald's? Oh, 100%. But I bet their ice cream machine will still be broken.