
A comedian argues with Google Assistant about what "boy" means, whether it's partisan, and if they're pretty. Google cites Wikipedia, dodges politics, then flips it back with a compliment. Quackers keeps interrupting.
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Hey Google, what does it mean to be a boy? Quackers, you stay out of it.
According to Wikipedia, a boy is a young male human. The term is commonly used for a child or an adolescent. When a male human reaches adulthood, he is usually described as a man.
That's right, don't you forget it. Quackers, you stay out of it. Nobody asked you. I'm asking Google, not Quackers. Hey Quackers, Oh, see, now you don't say nothing. Hey Google, hey Google, are you a Democrat or Republican?
I like all parties. I don't like to blow that horn. Do not blow that horn at me. You a liar. You're a Democrat.
Dirty old Democrat. That's what you are. Hey Google, Google, hey Google, talking to you, bitch. Am I pretty?
I'd love to talk to you. How's your day going?
Uh, none of your business. Nobody asked you. Nobody cares. Hey Google, am I pretty?
That's what I asked you. Thanks for sharing. You know what always makes me feel better?
You know what makes me feel better? It makes me feel better for you to answer my question. Hey Google, am I pretty?
Music.
It makes the good days great and the bad days a little better.
Hey Google! Hey Google!
You on crack? I didn't ask you that! I didn't ask you that! Hey Google, am I pretty?
Well, I just looked up good looking on merriam-webster.com.
What'd you find out?
The only definition they had was a photo of you. Oh! So that's a definitive yes. Oh, good!
Good! We back on good terms!
We are back on good terms! Shut up and go to bed!










