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Is this a thing now on TikTok? This is stupid!🤪

Name: Is this a thing now on TikTok? This is stupid!🤪
Uploaded: 2023-02-22T03:25:24+00:00
Duration: 1 min 37 s
Channel: Bryan Ameigh
Description: In this YouTube monologue, the speaker reacts angrily and humorously to a TikTok‑style clip where someone pretends to cut hair on a screen. The rant is a…

22 Feb 2023 · 2 min

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In this YouTube monologue, the speaker reacts angrily and humorously to a TikTok‑style clip where someone pretends to cut hair on a screen. The rant is a rapid succession of protests (“Don’t touch me,” “Stop!”), exaggerated physical reactions (“Ow!”), and sarcastic commentary about the absurdity of “cutting” hair that isn’t real. The speaker repeatedly points out that the person is only brushing a screen, not actually touching hair, and uses profanity and hyperbole to emphasize frustration. The piece serves both as a critique of the viral fake‑haircut trend and as a comedic performance built on over‑the‑top exasperation.

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You need a little bit of a haircut. What? Is it okay if I just come in here and trim it up for you a little bit? No! Don't touch me. Thank you. I am gonna brush through it first. No, don't touch me. Why are you whispering? Ow! Ow! That is too rough! Do you have a comb? What are you doing with your hand over there? Why are you doing that? Then brush this side. Why are you whispering? And no, I didn't tell you to brush my hair. You're not even brushing my hair. You're brushing your screen. You're an idiot. So here are my scissors. Those aren't even real. Don't cut my hair. I mean, you're not even cutting my hair. It's not even real. Stop! Ow! That hurts. Shh! What? Speak up, I can't hear you, bitch. You're not even cutting anything. Stop. Why are you doing that? It don't make any sense. Are you wanting bangs or like side bangs? Side bangs. What do you do when you get— out! Get your fingers out of my face. Get your fingers out of my face! Get it off the screen! You're not even touching my hair! That's not even real! Stop! Why are you doing that? You're being weird. You're being weird. Stop! You're not even cutting hair. You're fake cutting. And then I'm gonna do this side. No, don't do that side. I mean, you're not even doing that side. Stop!