Michael Jackson look-alike...lol

A performer named Michael claims he danced with Michael Jackson and plans to do a
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Next, please.
Okay, welcome, young man. How are you?
Fine.
Are you sure you're fine?
Yes.
What's your name?
Michael.
Hi, Michael. How are you?
Fine.
So what are you going to be doing for us today?
Michael Jackson dancing. Michael Jackson dancing.
Michael Jackson dancing?
Yes. Oh, okay, okay, okay. All right, so how do we begin?
First of all, before we start, I want us to stand up and give one minute silence to one of my colleagues that died some years back, just a few years back.
One of your colleagues Yes, to honor him.
May he so rest in peace.
Amen. Okay, thank you. So who is this your friend that we just honored?
It's in the person of Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson, your friend?
Yes.
Well, um, because there are a lot of people that—
there are a lot of, uh, Michael You know, which of the King of Pop that you know? Okay, was your own friend?
Yeah, we danced together.
You danced with Michael Jackson?
Yes, Big Mike, like I fondly call him.
Big Mike?
Yes, we danced together. We were just preparing for his concert before he gave up the ghost.
Unfortunately, there's no way to verify your story.
Just believe me.
Yes, of course.
He was a very vibrant young man.
For you guys, is the one you're saying young man? Yes.
Wow, okay. All right, let's see.
Sorry, before you continue, why do you have, uh, powder?
I think I'm performing Thriller Nights.
Three what?
Three Nights Thriller.
Michael Jackson's Thriller?
Yes.
That's what you want to perform?
Yes.
Okay, but the question is why do you— okay, that's why you have those, um, powder on your, on your face.
Yeah, okay, we're a bit confused, but then since he's your friend, I mean, he was your friend, I'd like to see, you know, since you claim, let's not—
you understand? Yeah, you have to be careful.
That's correct. All right, let's start.
Baby, baby, cool it down on me. Baby, baby, cool it down. Baby, baby, cool it down on me. Baby, baby, cool it down. Down, he say he's gonna treat her Speechless, I don't want to know. When I'm with you, I ain't no far away. I know this for real. When I'm with you, I lost the words.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Michael, remove the hair in your mouth first. Remove that hair. Yes. Why you swallow it now? What was that? This was what you were preparing for a show before he died?
If we all preparing back then, Ibadan, if care is not taken, I for—
sorry, back then, back then, well, in Ibadan, we're preparing for a show. For whose show?
Michael Jackson.
In Ibadan? Are you normal? This guy, are you okay? Are you okay?
No, you We were just, you know, want to do as they're doing their own show in America. We were just preparing something like a get-together with our friends.
Anybody? You were a fan of Michael Jackson, not his friend, all right? And now to see you do this on stage, no, I'm very disappointed. I'm sure wherever he is now, blessed memory, he will not be proud to see all of this. You will be happy to see it.
You'll be happy to see this today.
Listen, that's why you're where you are.
Listen.
You are arguing.
You don't have any talent, nothing. You are still arguing. Do you think this makes sense? You put dusty powder on your face, you are here saying, yeah, you are friends with Michael. Is this a joke? There are 1,000 people doing Michael Jackson dance today and they don't even do this. Look at the hair you have. It's not even new one. The hair is even scratching. Look at lies flying all over the stage because of that Dirty and damp hair.
You are—
look at, look at this young man from the one flying. The one is telling— the lies is telling. Okay, just










