In this YouTube segment, Bryan Johnson, a billionaire known for his extreme anti‑aging experiments, reads a series of harsh, anonymous tweets aimed at his appearance, lifestyle, and public persona. He responds with a blend of humor, self‑awareness, and candid discussion of his longevity work—mentioning plasma harvesting from his son, his goal to reverse aging at the organ level, and his willingness to look like a "ghost" or "lizard person" to achieve it. Johnson acknowledges the emotional sting of the comments but frames them as part of his broader mission, inviting viewers to submit more mean tweets for future episodes. The video serves both as entertainment and a window into his personal philosophy on aging, resilience, and public scrutiny.
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He literally looks like a lizard person. That's the goal. Like, that's what I've been trying to do. So thank you. We are going to read mean tweets. You probably know if you've been following me. I get a lot of meanness directed towards me for all kinds of reasons from every corner. Most people, when they read mean tweets, they probably have a little bit of them that's apprehensive to do these things because it probably really does hurt their feelings. They're putting on a brave face. I'm excited. This really makes me happy. So let's go. Okay, first one. I would guess that fewer women are attracted to you than before. Honestly, I get more females sliding into my DM than I have my entire life. Respectfully, there is someone in the Balkans right now smoking a Lucky Strike cigarette, drinking Turkish coffee, betting half of his monthly income on a soccer game, and eating bread dipped in lamb fat drippings who will outlive you, sir. Well done. I'm tired of this old looking man. Yeah, tired. Being tired is a source of aging. Brian Johnson. Just tried your olive oil. Tastes like shit. What kind of shit are you eating, man? You okay, bro? Honestly? Probably not, you know, like, probably not. Who would want to be a loser forever? Wait, is this me? Like, yeah, actually, yeah, me. I would want to be forever a loser. Is this the dude that's obsessed with his son? Yes, so far. Yes. And something to do with blood? Yes. My son's in a cage 10 by 10. He gets out in the yard 15 minutes a day. I harvest his plasma. One good reason to have kids. You definitely have this sort of vibe. This is like Jared Leto Wolverine kind. Okay, cool. You know what? Actually, I'm with you. Yes. Thank you. I'm 45, comma, a billionaire, comma, okay? And instead of using my money to help mankind, I'm blowing it all trying to look like one of those canned pallid, whole roast chickens and jelly. Okay. Really exceeded my expectations. I didn't think that was going to deliver. Pretty good job. Your bathroom looks like a laboratory laffy face. That's true. You're. You're so ugly. Okay, you're in pain. Tell me what's on your mind. I want to hear it. We're cool. It's fine. Just tell me what's up. You look like a star filled NPC bro. I. I wish I knew what a Starfield NPC was to understand this. Sadly, I don't. So sorry. Literally looks like a ghost boo. Almost the same color as his white iPhone. Yeah. You know what? I always wanted to be Casper the Friendly Ghost. I always thought he was such an epic character when I was growing up. Now that I resemble him, I'm pretty excited about it. Is it healthy to never get sunlight and to be that pasty looking? Yes, actually, yes. Skin cancer is a bit. Don't get it. Okay. How to be men. Okay, this is good. Yeah. Probably my favorite one. Good job. I can't wait until this guy carps it. But the thing is, you're not going to be around to see it, so like, damn, that sucks. Okay. You gotta be the only man alive to look photoshopped in real life. It only got like one. Like, this is totally undervalued. This, you know, that's a high quality. Okay. Ew. Yep. Thank you. I'm sorry. Much better at this than him. Brian, can I fix you? But what Better at me at what? I just need context. Okay. Yes. I, you know, like, my life is about being fixed. So please come fix me. I'll pay $2.50 and a packet of Monster Munch to whoever can hack his penis. Jackpot. And make it fly around the room while he's wearing it. Honestly, that's spectacular. Good job. Stop showing us this weird thing is this looks like to the ether like universe. Stop showing us this weird vampire freak. He looks a bit like handsome squid. Watch who's Squidward? I need now I need to find out. But handsome. I get called ugly a lot. But handsome. Thank you. He looks like an old man desperately trying to look young. I mean, that's actually true. I work very hard. No one in the history of the human race has tried to take every organ of their body and try to slow the speed of aging and reverse it. Never been done by anyone ever. The first time ever. And you know what? It's really, really hard. So if that's what it looks like, I'm okay with it. If you look at the explorers in times past, they too have their challenges. So you know what? I'll take it. And that's just part of the journey. That's it. That's all. I wish we had more. Can you tweet mean things at me? So we have material to do this, you know, like set your mind to it and give me some zingers and we'll do this again. Thanks for joining me today.
