Bryan Johnson riffs on his pale skin, comparing himself to Casper the Friendly Ghost and joking that he looks photoshopped in real life. He wonders if avoiding sunlight is actually healthy and throws in a reference to handsome Squidward.
Literally looks like a ghost. Almost the same color as his white iPhone. Yeah. You know what? I always wanted to be Casper the Friendly Ghost. I always thought he was such an epic character when I was growing up. Now that I resemble him, I'm pretty excited about it. Is it healthy to never get sunlight and to be that pasty looking? Yes, actually, yes. Skin cancer is a. Don't get it. Okay. You gotta be the only man alive to look photoshopped in real life and only got, like, one. Like, this is totally undervalued. This, you know, that's a high quality. Okay. Ew. He looks a bit like handsome Squidward. Who's Squidward now? I need to find out.
