Bryan Johnson opens a box of Crumbl pastries and reacts with outrage to their sugar content: 45 to 80 grams per pastry. He calls the box "death in a box" and argues such high sugar levels drive diabetes and cancer, blaming Crumbl as "the enemy."
Oh, my God. This is death in a box. I don't know how society got to this point where this is even possible. Hi, friends. So the team brought me a present today. Crumble. Let's see what's in here. That is crazy. This is caramel apple, chocolate chip, chocolate peanut butter pie, and tres leches cake. Chocolate chip has 45 grams of sugar. Chocolate peanut butter pie, 40 grams of sugar. And the tres leches, 80 grams of sugar. That is diabetes. That is cancer progression. Like, this is the worst thing you can do for your body and your health. Friends, I'm not going to suggest that you or I are at fault for this. I'm going to suggest Crumble is at fault for this. They are the enemy. They should not be allowed to exist. And the fact that they do this to you is awful.
