Bryan Johnson argues that gifting extra virgin olive oil says more about you than wine does. He suggests drinking it straight, bathing in it, spreading it on someone's lips—ways to show you actually care.
Now some other ways you can think about extra virgin olive oil. It's common for people to give other people a bottle of wine when you're arriving as a guest to their party. Instead, you can take a bottle of extra virgin olive oil and they will know that you love them and you care for them much more than getting them drunk. You can also drink it like a drunken sailor. You can also bathe in it. You can also give it to those you love a lot. You know, just spread a little bit on the lips for both to enjoy. So many options. Extra virgin olive oil is delicious. It's versatile, it's loving. It's just everything we all want.
