My haters can be really creative!

What was the rudest thing someone said? I actually made a list. My team and I went around the Internet and we found the sharpest insults. And some of these, you could tell people put a lot of effort into constructing the most hurtful possible thing. And I put a list together and I shared all of them. I'm trying to think of some good ones. There were some pretty good zingers. I mean, a lot of people, they'll comment on my parents saying I look like a vampire or recently an elf from the Lord of the Rings. I need to think. I need to go through the list. There were some pretty good zingers in there.