King Bro and his panicked friend face an apocalypse with goblin-like demons attacking. Felipe shattered the window, and they need to board it up fast while Speaker A responds with sarcasm and confusion about what's happening.
Hello? I hear ya. I hear ya.
Oh, thank God, King Bro, you're home!
Felipe, you broke my window.
Don't look now, but the fucking apocalypse is upon us! Excuse me? We need to board this window up right now!
Now, Felipe, you tell me what's going on. Sorry. What the— what the heck was that?
Some kind of head goblin or head demon or something. Leave me alone! Another one! King bro, do something!
Now you run along home, you hear me? Go on, go on. How do they keep finding us?
I don't know, but they're really fucking good at pathfinding. Now pass me a goddamn pineapple!
