Wine w Wyan: The One with JP Sears

Oh, well, who knew? Who knew? Chris. See?

Money.

Can you do me a favor and. And get. Yeah. Angle. Angle that guy. Or we can all just get really tight here. Okay, so first of all, we gotta. Before we begin, because we haven't begun yet. No one can see us. No one on the Internet watching. We need to decide what we're gonna. I think we need to start with. What open bottle of wine do we want to start with here?

I think.

Do you have one made out of grapes?

I do. I got you covered. All right, cool. Hold on. Wait. We good? Steam money. Almost. I'm gonna pretend like we're prepared. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wine with Wyan. This is the one with JP Sears.

What's up, dude?

Cheers. Why is your. Our glasses empty? This is a terrible, horrible way to begin. We're also joined with the Good doctor. D smd Clement. Juan.

All right, so today we've got. We have a challenge that we're gonna solve. I mean, you're the only person who can help us solve it. The good doctor and I can solve it. All right. Will you hand me that unopened, expensive bottle of wine right here?

Yeah.

Okay, folks, we've been challenged on Wine with Wyan. And this is a supposedly expensive bottle of white wine that's supposed to be good. You know what they say about good white wine?

It doesn't exist. It's an oxymoron, man.

I'm on that train, by the way.

So today's challenge is, can an expensive bottle of wine be better than a week old bottle of two Buck Chuck? We're gonna find out. All right. What? What? It wouldn't be Wine with Lion if we didn't have. If we did not have seven bottles of week old opened red wine here and a bottle of unopened white wine.

So do you have a problem, Ryan? I think I do. Should we do the intervention with Ryan?

Is that what this is about?

We.

We're here because we care.

Do you care that I can't finish one bottle of wine before opening four?

It's like, what? Now I'm rethinking my care. I was scared because you have so many open bottles of undrank wine. But the fact that they're unfinished makes me feel not as terrified about your existence as when I.

It's. You're probably. You're probably more concerned about my addiction of. I gotta open this bottle of wine. Open this bottle of wine. So would you. Would you. I want to introduce you to our.

Yeah, this is. This is the winner from last week's Wine With Lion. Here. This. This is the winner. The one with. The one with. We lost the cork is what happened.

So.

The funny thing is, this looks like a paper towel. It's not. Use your imagination.

So this is. This is our favorite. We don't know what it's like a week old. So we're gonna. We're gonna find out here together. We're gonna start with the winner here, JP this won the challenge.

You know, I'm sure it's still.

There we go.

You get the bottom of the bottle on that one, jp. Meanwhile, the good doctor over here is gonna get the bottom of the bottle of his favorite D7 from Costco. And you remember that story in the Bible about turning water into wine? And the king is like, oh, you saved all the good wine for the end. Usually you save the cheap wine for the end. Do you have any idea what the.

Hell I'm talking about? No, I've never heard of. What's the book you're talking about?

It's the Biblia.

Biblia. No, I don't speak Spanish.

Okay, well, there goes my joke. Never mind. I was gonna make a joke about the cheap wine coming at the beginning.

You drinking the rest of the.

Yeah, well, I think. No, I gotta save the. The Two Buck Chuck for. For y'.

All.

I'm gonna go with the La Crema here, though. This is a very underrated wine, this La Crema. All right.

Especially when it's in an open for.

For a week. Yeah, it's super, super underrated when it's been. Hey, cheers, boys. Good to see you, women.

And it begins.

J.P. wasted. Wasted. Sexier intro.

You want the guests to the honors?

You ever use one of these? I have.

Do you know how this works?

What? I'm actually scared of being on camera, and these aren't on yet, are they?

They're not, but they are 3D cameras.

Okay, that's fine. Just let me know when they're on, and I'll get scared. This is when JP Gives us the clap. This.

This is Wine with Wine. Take one. Don't screw this. Take up.

Brian, it's time for Wine with Wyan. We're drinking Two Buck Chuck and some supposedly good white wine. If that's not an oxymoron, let's get sloppy.

Mmm.

J.P. welcome to Wine with Lion. What is it like to be married, Man?

For four days now, I've been married, and I have had.

That's a successful relationship in this age.

I was gonna say I feel fully Qualified to give very soapboxed marriage advice to people. Because in the four days that Amber and I have been married, we haven't had one fight. So I think I know everything there is to know about having a successful marriage. So with that said, and I think everything I just said is very accurate, including that sentence about the previous sentence being very accurate. And this is still the same sentence because I didn't say period, comma, it is wonderful being married. And it like, on the real, though, as I heard his hit people say once, it was a rite of passage to get married to my lady. You know, when I came in here, Ryan asked me, jp, how do you feel being married? I'm like, it, actually. Yeah, it feels different. Like the. The commitment, the rite of passage, I think it was also is a deeper step into my manhood. I think a deeper step into my sovereignty as well, of me being my own person, my own true self. So on the hero's journey, just because, like, Joseph Campbell is someone who I like to quote often, even though I'm not going to quote him here, I'm just talking about him, but I still hope to get street credit for using Joseph Campbell's name by all the scholars out there. Forgot what I was going to say about Joseph Campbell. But on the hero's journey, as Joseph Campbell might say, you know, leaving home, metaphorically speaking, I think I took another step away from home. The home of who I was, the home of where so I can step deeper into who I might become.

You have never had a fight in your entire marriage.

What would you say is the secret to a long and happy fightless marriage for four days?

Distraction. Yeah, sheer distraction. I mean, we moved into our new house two days ago, so there's so much to do there that we don't have time to pay attention to each other. I think the wedding itself is a big distraction from each other. So, yeah, I think the way to get really close and intimate with your beloved is to be distracted from them so you never really notice and therefore can't fight with them and therefore can't have a bad marriage.

You know, I once was at the grocery store, which in Cleveland is called Giant Eagle. And at Giant Eagle, there was a man stocking the shelves, and he was there a lot. And I said, hey, man, you're here a lot. And he goes, it's how I stay married.

That's good. But Giant Eagle is the funniest thing that you said.

That was the takeaway right there.

Being from Ohio, too, I'm not proud that I know what giant eagle is.

Do you really know giant eagle?

Oh, yeah. Where are you from, really? Happy in Ohio. Born and raised in Bowling Green, Ohio.

Okay.

But I've spent a fair bit of time in Columbus, Ohio, which is where the giant eagle is, which is the state attraction in Ohio, based on J.P. morgan.

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They're coming in too quick to keep up. And that's when I gave up on life.

Speaking of life, Ryan. Yeah. It's been such a hot day here in Austin. Over 100 degrees. My wine evaporated.

I got you. I got you. This is differently cold wine. Don't you worry, jp. I got you covered.

Whoa.

Look at that. We have slightly warm pizza.

Oh, yeah.

Who is this pizza by? All right, so there is a story. There's a story here. Hey, hey, hey. Tyler, would you do me a favor? Go into the trash.

He's speaking. He's speaking in metaphors.

Pull out that box right over there. Yeah. All right, so this is. This is.

Take that toilet paper off. Yeah.

Something. Something I wanted to try. This is. This is a you laughing because it literally was in the trash. Yeah.

And I'm. I'm laughing at you and how you are and who you are. That's mostly what I'm laughing at.

I understand. All right, so this is a brand I'm fascinated by. Cauliflower foods. Claims to be able to make cauliflower pizza crust. That's actually good. We're gonna find out. Found out about them on Mind Pump Meato. What's up? Sal Di Stefano. Good to see you, dude. So we're gonna try it on wine with lion. So what we have here is we have barbecue chicken pizza that I made, and I've got sausage pizza that I made on a cauliflower crust. You were reading the ingredients earlier. What was in there?

Cauliflower, believe it or not.

Nailed it.

Mozzarella cheese, garlic, and basil. I think that was it.

Ever made a cauliflower pizza crust before, jp?

I haven't. I'm concerned about the cauliflower industrial complex. And here you are, Ryan, serving pizza to clement and I. Dr. Clements, Dr. Clement and Dr. Me. That's made from cauliflower. Buy a company that's invested in cauliflower. I think you have completely. You've got the. The pharmaceutical industries, then you've got the cauliflower industries. And here you are feeding us what you said this is made out of.

Pharmaceuticals and cauliflower that's made out of Monsanto cauliflower.

Joseph Campbell once said, I will eat teasing out that name.

It's now there. Monsanto's going away.

Really? Yes, man. I, I. That's like a being a serial killer. You move to a new town, and everyone's like, don't go to Jeffrey Dahmer's house. He's like, not a problem. I'll change my name. He's like, it's like, cool. Now I'm a good guy because I'm not named the same name I was when I am still evil.

I'm pretty sure that's what Joseph Campbell said.

And now, Ryan, Daniel Moran has said that. Joseph Campbell said that, which makes it true. Wine's evaporating too.

All right, shall we try this? I think you were about to make a point. I don't remember this cauliflower wine is so good.

All right, I'm going with this sausage pizza to begin here. This cauliflower foods. Hey. To the makers of cauliflower foods. You're welcome for featuring on Wine with Wyan. You can look back on this as your big break of when you were featured on Wine with Wine.

And thank you for not being Monsanto. Unless you are Monsanto. Then, like, screw you for trying to deceive us. But mostly thank you. Because you're probably not.

And thankfully, someone put a paper towel that looks like it was crumpled up and used in a wine bottle right in front of me. That's actually damn good. It is very good.

Could someone give me a piece of trash to wipe my mouth with?

Oh, yeah. Funny.

That was really good.

That's actually damn good.

Like, it's like the real thing.

A real cauliflower.

Yeah. I had a phenomenal cauliflower avocado pizza from a place in Encinitas, California, recently called Eve of Encinitas. That was the first time I've ever had a cauliflower crust. Phenomenal pizza. And I'd say, man, I'm. I'm on this bandwagon. I'm ready to.

Man, you're ready to what? I'm ready. I've arrived because of this pizza.

Just wait. So what was the avocado part of the pizza?

Just had the avocado on it. Oh. And like, a bunch of other stuff, but.

See? Money. What are you doing back there? You look like you're walking on glass.

Just. Just come on through.

Oh, thank you. I was talking about wiping my mouth with trash just because I thought it'd be amusing to say, but thank you for taking us to this.

Hey, if you're watching on YouTube, do me a favor. Say hey in the comments.

All.

All two of you. That was a joke. There's at least four. Say hi. Say hi in the comments. If you're watching on YouTube, we want to see you.

How are you doing? YouTube. YouTube. I like the fact that you're on YouTube. You're much friendlier for creators. Did you see the recent video I made about Facebook algorithms? I did.

Tell us all about it, actually. Could you recite it from memory, please?

Yeah, I. I remember that. I can't remember it from memory, but, yeah, you know, I identify as a creator, which I know is super pretentious of me.

That's very Godlike of you.

That was so good, Ryan. But I'll own it. Yeah, that is godlike. I mean, so, you know, when I make videos, it's coming from, like, purity as a creator. Like, I just want the people who want to see my videos to see my videos. Like, I don't. Like, please don't show my videos to people that don't want to see them. But so YouTube is, I think, relatively pure along those lines. And then with Facebook, like, the. Just the ever changing thing with algorithms, like, it just makes it so hard for people who want to see a creator's video. To see them. I think Facebook is very much a marketing platform, and that is phenomenal if you're a marketer. Like, no offense, Mr. Communist, but.

But like, for me, that was Joseph Campbell as a creator. As Joseph Campbell once said, as a creator, I get a little frustrated at the Facebook algorithms because the people who want to see my video are sometimes challenged to see my videos. So, you know, rants over. Anyway, I made a clever video about it. Was the moral of that story, according to Ryan, according to me, according to.

Well, the creator says it was a creator. Creative video. But he also claims to be godlike.

My strained relationship with Facebook algorithms.

Look it up. Hey, Dr. Clement, while we're on the topic of YouTube and Facebook, how many lives did you save in open heart surgery this week?

Exactly None.

You're a terrible doctor.

How many open heart surgeries did you do?

No. Oh, so 100.

At least he didn't kill people.

So 100% the good doctor.

Yeah.

All right. Hey.

I have forgot to get out of the habit of talking with my mouthful on wine with lion. It's probably not going to happen for.

A while right now.

You're absolutely right. Look, I haven't made it through that part of my hero's journey yet. Listen, if you're watching live right now.

Spoiler alert. I know we joke about this. Clement, Juan actually is a doctor. So I want you to guess in the comments, what kind of a doctor is Clement? Wan. And first person to get it right wins a hundred bucks. 100 bucks. The first person who guesses what kind of doctor is Clement. Juan, go ahead and put it in the comments.

I don't even think I know this.

That would probably be the right answer because I like $100.

I would guess a cat proctologist.

Oh, that's actually a great guess. Someone guessed. A doctor who someone guessed on OB, GYN, dentistry.

Podiatrist. You're a doctor of love. PhD in communication, optometrist, criminology, political science. A lot of votes for dentists. General friendly practice. Vascular surgeon. Nailed it.

It'd be very alarming if I ever did surgery.

What do you mean?

Just, like, I just wouldn't cut straight.

So would you. Are you in your experience as a doctor, are most surgeons incompetent?

That's kind of like, do I still hit my wife? And the answer is, did you.

Did you not use that phrase last week? Yes, you did use that phrase last week.

Who are you?

Joseph Campbell?

This is video shaming, and I just want to say I will not stand for this, Ryan, quit shaming the good doctor.

You're right. Never shame doctors. Just a crust. I'm really impressed with this crust.

And speaking of your impression with that crust, Clement, what does make a good surgeon? Like, the ability to save lives. Save lives. But like, what increases the ability to save lives for a surgeon is. Is it like cutting straight and not cutting what you don't want to cut and sewing up? I have no idea. Oh, he's just being humble. He's the surgeon who pretends he's not a surgeon.

He is the humble doctor. The good, humble doctor, Clement Wong.

Next thing you know, like, you'll be acting like you can't bench press £500.

Pretty much.

I. I just want you to know I see you.

I see you. Excuse me, Ryan. I. I see you.

We're all in this together.

I feel affirmed. Yeah.

Thank you. Yeah.

Are we just gonna. So you feel affirmed and do you feel awkward? Not yet. Give it a few seconds.

Right.

Ryan's hand's now on my leg.

Trying to transfer the awkwardness. Your arm.

It's working. It's working now. Yeah, I can feel it. I'm gonna drink wine now.

I think we had a breakthrough, like.

All three of us. I'm gonna cry.

This is like a men's camp.

For little kids dressed up in adult suits.

Drinking week old wine. Get the kids drunk. Let's do some therapy.

That would be effective. You know, that's why Esther is such.

A good kid, because she's the wine. Not drinking wine.

No. I have some great photos of her holding. Holding bottles of wine. Better just say, mommy, I want to try your wine. All right.

She had that flask.

The flask. So is my water bottle. And so she likes to drink out of it. Is it. Is it over there?

It should be.

It usually lives over there. She thinks. She thinks that's my water bottle. So she likes to drink out of daddy's water bottle, which is a flask.

That's cute.

So I'm not a perfect parent.

And for the purposes of child protective services watching this video, I will just say that everything in this video is for creative purposes only. It's not based on a true story.

And that's coming from the creator. The self proclaimed creator.

Thank you for proclaiming.

Hey, if you have questions about life, marriage, because.

Somebody on the stage has experience with that business.

What? Dentistry, open heart surgery, podiatry, gynecology, veterinarian sciences. Is that it? Veteran veterinarian in sciences.

Veteranologist.

Pet things. Yeah, go ahead and put them in the comments.

He's basically a dog groomer.

And if you want to. What's the protocol for. For. For drunk dials? They should shoot us a direct message with their number. All right, cool. So if you would. If you want to be live on Wine with wine, shoot us a direct message. Shoot us a message at RyanDaniel Moran. Someone will see it. And if you're not a crazy person. Actually, if you are a crazy person, that would be great. Like, the weirder the question, the better. All right, business, life, politics, fitness.

And podiatry. Those are our top. Those are our topics for today.

Do you have Catherine Laverley on your speed dial this time?

Where the hell is Catherine Labory. Hey, Diedrich asks if you're single. Who is she asking?

Just says Ryan.

Single was not really addressed at me. It'd be interesting to hear. What. What are you giggling about over there? Who's giggling? You're giggling at someone's textual giggle. Yeah, someone wrote giggle, and you're giggling about it. And speaking about. You just. Did you just giggle in the fourth person?

Wow, I didn't know that was possible.

There are four people here right now.

True.

But, yeah, that. That'd be like. Instead of, like, me laughing at your joke, I would just. I would literally spell laugh.

It would be as touching.

Jp, I actually have a serious question for you about life. Yeah. You posted a video before, years ago, when you used to do a lot of.

That was impressive.

Thank you. All four grandparents are alcoholic.

Well.

You, sir, have graduated. You have. You've graduated your way up. You have polished off the.

Last week's champion.

Yeah.

You polished off our stalwart La Crema. You have graduated onto the two buck Chuck, my friend.

I have low self esteem. So when there's wine that's not good anymore that people don't want to drink because they're better than that. Like, I'll drink it.

Hey, Dr. Clement. What are you, a nutritionist now? You're barely touching your wine.

Hurry up.

Go ahead. How do.

How do they drink wine in. In North Korea or wherever you're from?

They don't, because they're starving. Thank you for claiming that as a message.

Not anymore. Donald Trump's making North Korea great again.

And Dennis Rodman, may we remember.

Oh, my goodness. Thank the creator for Dennis Rodman.

Let me tell you, I remember back in the day, Dennis Rodman on the Detroit Pistons. The Bad boys, as they were called.

He was on the Detroit Pistons. Come on now, Dennis Rodman.

You're offending me.

Hold on. I remember him on The. He was on the Rockets, was he not?

Rockets.

He was on the Magic for a.

While before he died.

But yeah, let me.

Let me visit him at Grant Hill.

You are. Did you even grow up in Ohio in the 80s, Ryan?

Not in the 80s, no.

I'm actually a little older than you. Yeah. So before Dennis Rodman went to the Bulls, he was on the Detroit Pistons with Isaiah Thomas, Bill Lambert, Joe Dumars. Joe Dumar, I think his name was. I can't believe I'm remembering these names. And then he went to the Bulls, won championships with Michael Jordan. Then I think he went to the Lakers. Was it sounds right.

Oh, he's on the spurs for a while too.

Yeah, like once things went down, the Bobcats, I think, like all the Wildcats and roided out Panthers. But yeah.

He played for the pistons from 86 to 93.

Yeah.

Oh, wow. He was on there for like seven seconds. JP's a little older than we realized.

I feel like you.

That was such a. I guess JP's older than we all realize.

I'm 63. I eat a lot of collagen. Come on. But I feel like you owe me an apology, Ryan.

Or what?

Dennis Rodman thinking that I was wrong in thinking that Dennis Rodman was on the Detroit page.

Pistons.

I find it charming when people grab my arm when I'm trying to eat.

I really like this cauliflower pizza crust.

You develop a speech and speech impediment when you're trying to eat cauliflower.

Well, you know what? That's a little bit offensive of you. Okay, I'm gonna keep mentioning the cauliflower. What is the brand called? Where'd that piece of trash go? Well, our live video interrupted what just happened?

Cauliflower House.

Hold on. Why are we. What happened? And we're back. I'm gonna keep.

Because the box hit the table.

That was it. I'm gonna keep mentioning cauliflower foods because they're gonna think they sponsored us and maybe accidentally send us a bunch of peaches, which would be great in checks. Amen to that. So, jp, before you did comedy videos, you did a lot of.

More introspective videos, and you had one that I thought was really interesting several years ago about.

Health challenges or. Or.

Like addictions and like food. Like problems with food being connected to emotional issues. And you're making the connection between stress and cortisol and fat gain. And I was hoping you could summarize that because I thought that was really interesting.

Yeah, you know, I. I personally think that our emotional state dramatically influences the health of our body and, and therefore our fitness for the better or worse. And a lot of us think like, well, you know, my emotions are, in my psychology, they don't really make me fat or ripped. They're just very different. But to quote a person named John Fee, who's the founder of Touch for.

Health System, that's the organization founded by Joseph Campbell.

Right.

Probably according to this information coming from Ryan right now. He once said everything affects everything. So with that said, when, when we're stuck in an emotion, like, let's just say we have repressed anger, repressed repression, fear, repressed shame, which is only everybody, like, that's all that. I think there's, there, there's two kinds of people in life.

Those which drinker wine. Dr.

In. That's an order. Yeah, there's two types of people in this world. Those who have repressed emotional pain and then those who are in denial of repressed emotional pain. And I think the, the people in.

Denial don't have repress.

They definitely don't, according to them. Okay, but the, the thing is with emotional pain, I think what we don't know about it is what hurts us. But when we're actually feeling emotion, even if it doesn't feel good, according to my delusional point of view, it's actually healthy because we're feeling it, we're processing it. It's like the emotions going through our psychological digestive system. So getting to the, the point here, when we have the emotional pain that's repressed, suppressed wherever it is within our mind, body complex, that emotional pain is stress, and all stress will increase our cortisol levels to one degree or another a little bit chronically or medium or a lot chronically. And when we elevate our cortisol levels chronically, that's what really starts affecting our health. That's what really starts affecting our, our fitness. So cortisol, when it's elevated due to any reason, in this case, because we have stress, which is repressed emotions, emotional pain that we're not dealing with. Cortisol is a fat storing hormone and muscle burning hormone. So when we have elevated cortisol because we have emotions we're not dealing with, we're literally eating our muscle tissue, hormonally speaking. And muscle is a fat burning tissue in our body. And so we're actually eating the tissue that burns our fat while simultaneously, from a different angle, programming our body, hormonally speaking, to store more body fat because of our stress hormone cortisol. So probably the moral of that story, if there ever was one, vitamin V. Vulnerability is one of the greatest nutrients, in my opinion that can help us at all levels. And in this case, I think it's like a hidden gem. Like if we're health or fitness minded, if we realize the more vulnerable we can become emotionally, that doesn't just help us emotionally, that hormonally helps our bodies, which hormonally helps our fitness and our health.

You knows all about vitamin V. Brene Brown, the good doctor.

I wanna vitamin D. You're saying vulnerability will reduce stress?

Yeah.

I think.

Oh, yeah. More pizza just showed up to me.

I didn't hear what else you a real verdict on the taste here. All right, well, let me address the good doctor's inquiry. In my delusional opinion, will vulnerability reduce stress? In my opinion, yes. It's the same way pooping will reduce constipation.

But I'm curious, as we process this, what's your perspective?

I just wonder if, like, some people who are chronically vulnerable just are naturally stressed. Well, here's my thought on that. When people are chronically vulnerable, to me, that's not vulnerability, at least what I call vulnerability. That's being out of balance on the other side, where they're victimizing themselves. The person who gets on the phone and cries to a friend every day, I don't think that's real vulnerability. I think that's victimization, which is incredibly stressful.

Okay, what do you think about that.

Psychologist, Juan?

You have to process it. Just like constipation. You sounded Canadian just then when you said process it. Yes, like that. Because I am. I like that you're coming out of the closet revealing you're Canadian. Yes. In front of the biggest Donald Trump supporter hater that I know named Ryan Daniel Moran.

Only half of that's true.

Kerry Diedrich. Joshua.

While we're on. While we're on the topic, how do.

You almost marry someone? Like, were you at the altar and then like, you. You slipped into ACL or.

No, like, I had the date picked out in which I was going to propose you, you dirty D bag.

Well, you took that too literally.

She was playing hard to get. Yeah. Ryan, tell. Oh, my good. I'm sorry, I miss. I misread the signals.

Yeah.

I mean, I will never understand women.

Yeah. It's like they. When they break up with you, they never mean that. They're just speaking in metaphors. It's like when be your true self. I don't like it when you're acting like someone else. Which is who you think you are, but you're not that.

So you should show up at my house at 3:00am yeah, man.

That's when you know they really care.

I misunderstood that one, jp. Woo. I'll tell you what, she dodged a bullet.

She definitely did. Lucky lady.

She dodged a bullet. Because you know what else? You know what? You know what she'd be putting up with right now? We'd be doing wine with wine at her house. And she'd be upstairs going to. My husband is sitting there drinking wine again on Wednesday.

And she'd be seen like. And he. He put the bull skull in the living room.

She was vegetarian.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He has a bull skull with big horns in the living room, which he probably can't see via these camera feeds. YouTube.

YouTube can.

So he has the bull skull and then he has the nerve to put it above the tv.

Yeah.

Like, he's some kind of, like, yeah, savage barbarian, warrior cowboy that has someone else kill the bull, mount it, and, like, cleanse it of all the bull germs.

Like, a guy made it in plastic.

I think that's which. Then she would say he's not even a real man because he has a plastic bull.

Like, you're not being consistent with your argument.

I feel like I'm trying to, like, make a point. And then when you, like, show me how my point's actually not valid, that I can then pivot to still make the same point valid if I just.

Change, just like the Democrats do.

Yeah. The inconsistency is the key to always being right. Wow, that is so true that we just all learned that right now.

And that's when I almost got married.

Wow.

Everybody poops like.

Wow, that's true too.

I want to set it. I want to come back to this topic of vulnerability, but a question was proposed. The good doctor. It was. As anesthesiologist. Do redheads need more medicine?

Well, I think it comes back to the fact they don't have souls. So I think you need to consider, like.

This is awkward.

Yeah.

Why?

Could I. Could I interject Clement. Okay, well, I agree. We don't have souls. We do have nervous systems. Systems that can feel pain. So my experience with anesthesia as a soulless ginger. Like, seriously, redheads don't have souls. Like, not even close. But we have nervous systems, Afrin, and efferent nerve. So whenever I've been to the hospital in pain, like, I've dislocated my shoulder four times, which is so trippy to see your shoulder sitting right there.

I didn't know that that was a problem with redheads.

Yeah, athletic trauma. But they would have to dope me up with significant amounts of morphine compared to the average person. But was that because your grandparents were alcoholics?

I don't know. Well, the question begs to be asked. Am I redhead? Because my grandparents were my grandparents who were also alcoholics.

So, yes, Speaking of alcoholics, Dr. Juan.

He just keeps bringing himself.

Get at it. Do we have our first caller? It's the part of the show where the wine is finally kicked in. And we have one very unlucky person on the call. Who we got.

We have Mr. Aiden. Al question specific to Clement.

We got. That's where we got to be quiet and just make fun of people on the live stream.

Hello, Aiden?

Well, not anymore. But what do you have to ask, Tyler?

Oh, wait, am I talking to Chris?

Close enough. Clement.

Aiden, ask your damn question. You're live online with Wyan.

Yes, I'm live here. It's Aiden. Hi, JP Wyman Kleinman, Dr. Kleinman, DDS.

Yes. What you got? Aiden, Good to have you again.

Great. Well, today it's actually an actual doctor's birthday. Happy birthday, Dr. Travis Zegler.

Not. It is his birthday. I think all of us feel touched about that.

Happy birthday, Travis.

Aiden, ask your question.

Ask your damn question, Aiden.

Yes. So if we were to get Dr. Kuim Nuan on the Bachelor, what's the best way? Or how should we monitor him?

Ah.

That'S a good one.

So.

Is the question.

How can we get Dr. Clement on the Bachelor? Or how would we find the right match for Dr. Clement once he was on the Bachelor?

I guess we can take some baby steps first. How do we get him on the Bachelor?

That's a great question, Dr. Clement. Do you think the world's ready for that?

I don't think so.

No.

Why not? Well.

Well.

Yeah.

I have some advice for you, Clemen. I think this is a very practical question. So if you were, could you quit? Like, I'll give you the Heimlich if you need it, or are you just trying to get attention? Ryan. Okay.

Go on with your advice.

You're acting like a white wine drinker.

Oh, that's low. Oh, man.

Dude, this went there. If you were on the Bachelor, Clement, I think the key to success on the show is to treat all the women based on their level of self worth. That's how you. That's how they fall not in love with you. They'll never love you if you do that. But that's how they fall infatuated with you, which is the key to the game of the Bachelor. I think it's the show that I've never watched, but.

So if a woman thinks highly of herself, you have to treat her like she's very classy, but if she thinks really low of herself, you actually have to treat her low in order for you to, like, match the energy, the emotions, the behavior that she treats herself with, which is probably nothing other than a replication of the familiarity of her childhood and how her family treated her. So I think you'd have to be the chameleon reading, essentially, what color, metaphorically speaking, not racially, is the woman. And let me become that color. I'm glad about that. You really outline the fact you were talking metaphorically, racially.

Yeah.

So paranoid about. Yes. Like, the Roseanne. I'm so glad. Well.

As a relationship expert, that. That was helpful. Four days. Yeah.

Yeah.

Not just anybody can get married.

Come on. Do you think that will help you pick a woman on the Bachelor?

Well, yeah. Like.

You can never use too many friends or have too many friends and use friends. Let's own that. I want you to own it. Like, you love to use your friends. Yes. And it's okay.

Yeah. This is.

I am speaking from a point of vulnerability. Yeah. And your friends. Your friends resent that. You use them all the time. And, like, you can even love that. Yeah.

Yeah.

What. What is the date that you're on the Bachelor again?

This is a good question.

Yes. What I heard you say is July 23rd is clement season. That sounds. Yeah, that sounds.

We could do it on Capitalism dot com. Yeah, that would be funny in so many different ways.

Yeah. I think Clement. You just seem so into this. Yes, yes, yes. I think you should set that up.

I'll have my product director reach out to you.

Wow. I'm sure they're listening right now. This has been such a breakthrough. I just want to. I want to thank all the. As Peter Griffin would say. I want to thank all the mythical children's creatures. Like, I mean, Jesus. I want to thank the Buddha. I. I want to thank jaw.

I want jaw.

J. H. That's the word for God in, like, Rastafarian culture.

In what Rastafarian roster?

Ross.

Ross.

I would also, like.

I'd like to thank the God of Fire. Like, I want to thank Hercules. Like, what are. Like, Athena. Like, I want to thank Athena for this breakthrough Clement.

Like, we.

Wow.

Would you date Athena?

Yeah. That's what you're talking about.

Follow your heart. She seems very masculine. You're in your head. You're in your head. Oh. I want you to follow your heart. Yeah, I. Maybe, you know, like, she. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, it's it.

Hey, thanks for your question, man. This was. This brought us all closer together.

Thank you, Ryan. I feel some camaraderie and comments here.

All right, man. We'll talk to you soon.

Thank you. Bye.

Aiden's a good kid.

He knew exactly where we were gonna go with that.

I think that's gonna help a lot of people. Yeah, it really is. Tyler, who we got? I'm so excited about this one. Who we got? Hey. All right, they're not gonna tell us who's on Wine with Wyan, but whoever's listening, right now, you're live on Wine with Ryan.

Hey, Ryan. This is Ryan. I think you were recently talking about my.

Oh, hell.

We're on the phone with Ryan Diedig, everybody. Oh, hey, Ryan.

Hey. How's it going?

I'm a little on the spot. How's it going with you?

Hey, can we open another bottle of wine? I'm gonna need it for this one.

Hey, you know, I was just. I was. I was just talking about Graham and Pop. How the hell are they doing?

Graham and Pop are actually doing great. My. My kids are actually. They're visiting them right now, so they're having a great time.

Would you please tell Graham that I still think about her Zeus bread and. And send them my best.

Absolutely.

Thank you very much.

No problem doing that.

All right, Ryan, what can we do you for? Hey.

So I had. I had a real estate related question. I have a couple units in Texas. Since I've been there for work, and my. My business recently moved me to Maine, which.

What. What part of Maine? Portland. Old orchard.

Lubeck.

Where in Maine are you?

I have no idea. Where the hell? Bengal?

North.

Have you ever been to Lubeck, Maine? They filmed one of my favorite shows that no one watched called Murder in Small Town X, which was on Fox in 2005.

No, I have not.

Well, it's a beautiful. It's a beautiful place.

All right, we'll enjoy. All right, go ahead.

So my question to you in the real estate end was, any recommendations for good tips on jumping right into a new real estate market?

Dr. Clement, how would you penetrate a new real estate market?

Being as the bachelor expert and the relationship expert, how would you two penetrate a new real estate market?

Yeah, I got something to say on that.

I mean, you want to buy when prices are at the highest, right before a crash, because that's when, like, Everybody would say like don't buy there, but that's the worst advice because everybody's following that advice. You want to buy low, you want.

To go against the grain.

You're right.

Yeah. You want to buy low?

Yeah.

You want to buy high in foreclose low, I think is what Joseph Campbell always said.

I have a little bit of a different opinion, Ryan. So.

In Maine specifically, what is, what's the, what's the demographic of the area that you're in? Are these high income earners, low income earners? Are people buying second homes? Are they first time home buyers? Tell me about the demographic. Tiny homes, tiny homes. Homeless.

There is a little bit of homeless. You can start there, I guess.

There's a lot of students.

There's university, approximately 15 minutes north. So you get a lot of the student population.

And what would you say is your demographic in terms of like who's your target customer? As a realtor.

As a realtor.

Oh, as an investor. Okay, perfect. Well then this, this is easy then. So are you going for rental income or are you going for, for flips?

Okay, dude. The best rental income.

If you look at all of the different rental strategies, the income to price ratios are highest in two areas, special needs and student housing. Those are the two highest rent to price ratios. So if I'm you and there is a university, would you say 15 minutes from where you are or 1500 people?

No, 15 minutes, perfect.

But it's 15 minutes converts to 1500 people away. It's actually a unit of measurement, man.

Ask a marriage guy, a guy who's married a marriage. I'm drunk. Alright, so 50 minutes away there's a university. If it were me, I'd be buying up all of the real estate within walking distance of the university and renting it out on a per room basis to the students because you'll get more cash flow. Renting it out on a per unit basis or a per room basis and that will have. I believe it's the second highest rent to price ratio. The only one that's higher is special needs. If you go special needs students, that's probably it too.

They don't like to be called that. They like to be called unspecial at this point.

Well, that's what political correctness will get you. Have you ever looked into student doing student housing, Ryan.

When trying to find a place to rent? There was lots of very, very expensive student housing. So that correlates very well with what you're saying.

Yeah, I mean, for example, I went to a university of about 3,000. Ask your sister. She would know.

And.

Is that who you were gonna engage?

Yes, that's who we're talking to right now.

Oh, wow.

Wow. You guys are late to the joke on this one, bro.

Come on now.

What's that, Ryan?

12 minutes late? Yeah. What is that? Guys.

People.

12 minutes is like 1200 people away.

And, you know, it's funny. You guys were 12 minutes to the joke. 12 minutes late to the joke. I was 12 days late in asking her to marry me.

Yeah, man.

You. If only you were earlier, the girl that broke up with you would have married you, and then.

I would have been a different person 12 days earlier. So, Ryan, you know, I went to Indiana Wesleyan University. I. I lived in a house that cost the equivalent of the price of a VCR. And I totally total. And this is like 2009, our total rents were $1600among those of us who lived in the house. And the house could not have been more than a 35 or $40,000 house.

From a 4% rule. That's crazy.

Yeah, that's a great house.

Like, that's, that's like. That's an absolutely absurd return. And when you look at, you know, leverage and the amount of, like, down payment that'll take, like, your returns are just absolutely absurd.

600 return.

Yeah, sure.

Have you ever rented to anyone? Out of curiosity.

I like this question. Have you. Have you ever owned a rental company? I am. Have you ever owned a rental property?

Okay. Okay. As long as you're, like, okay with pain in the ass tenants. We can be pain in the asses.

Like the fact that you have all your places full, no issues, and then the second you move to Maine, three people leave early on their lease.

Yeah, that sounds stressful. That sounds stressful. Well, right, Ryan, that. That would be my advice. Go all in on student housing. The challenge that you're going to have is the leases are going to be a little bit more complex, but there's templates all over this thing called the Internet. Use the Google machines to find them. And you're renting out per room rather than per unit. So if one of them moves out or gets kicked out, you're still subsidized by the other people in the. In the. In the house. And the rents are absurd. So that would be my recommendation.

Well, I appreciate your advice. I'll have to look into getting on that right away.

Hey, give my best to Sarah and Adam. It's good to hear from you.

Dude, could you tell Ryan I want to give him some Advice.

Well, this is even more awkward, Ben. Oh, JP Says he'd like to give you some advice.

Yeah, Ryan on the phone. I want to give some corrections based on what Ryan Daniel Moran just said. First off, you want to do two things. Never call students. Students, they like to be called career impaired people.

And then second off, you're not going to want to rent out, like, one room at a time. You're going to want to rent out one room. Room on an hourly basis. This is the Motel 6 prostitution model, bro.

You feeling me? Come on.

Yep. I'll have to look into this. The monetary benefit.

Let me.

Let me bring it home. Let me. How much money do you have right now? What's your net worth?

Probably something in the negative.

All right, well, here's the deal. Here's what I want to, you know, here's what I want to tell you.

I'm.

I'm just feeling this in my heart. I spoke at a conference in New York, Martial Arts Business Summit. I was on stage right before the great Grant Cardone. Ladies and gentlemen, pour out a little liquor for this man. What he told the audience, what he told the audience really touched me. And I want to tell it to you right now, Ryan. If you're not a millionaire, you should be ashamed of yourself. You literally don't. But the funniest thing was when he told the audience that was he wasn't joking. Like, that's literally the dimension this guy's at. Like, you should be ashamed of yourself. You're not a millionaire. So I want you to really think about this business model we're talking about.

And that's our advice, Ryan.

Thank you. I'm going to drive 15 minutes into town and buy some more beer.

1500 people away.

You're a good man, Ryan Diedig. Thanks for calling.

No problem.

All right, you too. I got a question in the comments for JP all right, we got a question for JP Employment should answer this. This is kind of tasteless, so I apologize in advance. You wrote a book, JP Called Ultra Spiritual. What type of revenue did or does that bring in By Ben Murphy?

Man, I'm going to tell you right now.

Ben Murphy, the finest realtor in Ohio. Oh, here. There we go.

You know. You know, Ryan is a good friend when he's got a copy of your book sitting right on his bookshelf.

So with that said.

Everybody. Yeah, I love the question. What was that? What type of revenue did it bring in? Yeah, not. Not much, to be honest with you. The. I think in the. It's been published For a little over a year, I don't know what's been sold, somewhere between 11 and 14,000 copies. So it hasn't been a big money maker for me yet. The book has been a tremendous success for me because to me, and I'm like, now I'm answering a question you didn't ask, but the question you've asked has already been answered. Just so you know.

Here'S what I want to do. Say the book has been incredibly successful for me because of the artistic satisfaction I have writing it, as well as promoting it, Going on a book tour that really fulfilled me for me from day one. I didn't write this book to make a single dollar. I thought if I make money, which I've made money on the book, it's just not like, you know, it probably comes out to, like, 14 cents an hour. If you look at all the. Maybe less than that.

You could buy some student housing for.

That in Maine at one of your slumlord places.

That's right.

That you. You own so much.

Hey, seller be sold, baby, 10x.

It's all about the escrow, baby.

So escrow hard, escrow deep.

So for me, the purpose of why I got into the book was the creative pursuit, so it was very successful. Now, I would say if you're thinking about writing a book for the purpose of profit in terms of money, then. Then, like, I would definitely, like, really think about that. And, like, how are you positioning the book in your overall plan? Like, how is that upon in your chess game? And if it's just like, well, the book. The book itself is like the checkmate, I would really, like, say, like, probably don't write a book. But if. If making money from a book is just the cherry on top for you, then I'd say, like, man, maybe think about that. Two things. Something's wrong with your.

Podcast. Yeah. Instagram Live will just shut off after a while.

That's terrible for creators.

Yeah. Carly wrote us to tell us.

Oh, hey, Carly.

Ocd. And y' all should clean off the dirty plates.

Why here? I'll just do this. Out of sight, out of mind for Carly. Okay. You know, Carly is the one who got into saging the place that I live. Yes. And do you Sage your. Your place?

Well, I don't. Amber does that. And. And if she didn't, I would.

You.

You. Ryan, let me. Let me say something.

Yeah.

You're pulling stuff out of the trash that we're basically, like, wiping our mouths with, and then you're just, like, putting dirty plates under Your chairs. I just want to say I really like your style.

Thanks, man. Yeah, Work really hard at it.

See?

Money. Can I bug you for three clean wine glasses in there? We're gonna smell white wine. We're gonna run into the experiment of the show. All right, so I'm gonna take some questions from the. From the text box here. My favorite of the night was. I'm just tuning in. Are they gonna eat that green, green plant?

We don't eat plants.

That's right. They got anti nutrients in them. So Helen says, buy a place that needs a new roof, new water heater, new AC unit next year so you can go even more into debt. That's great.

Real estate and a new foundation.

That is some great advice right there. Thank you. Seamoney.

Yeah. Oh, look at that.

Somebody asked. Diedrich asks. That's why they. Oh, no, wait, hold on. That. The questions are moving too quickly. Here we go. Vicki asks. Hold up. I'm so confused.

After these many glasses of wine, not only do the comments move fast, but they, like. They oscillate.

That's it. I'm a mess. Hey, Emily. Brett. Good to see you. I actually lost the question I was gonna say. Well, I'm just embarrassed now.

My intuition tells me we should go right here.

Oh, what is your intuition? What's your intuition? Find.

Martha Rhodes says, gonna get that book. Hopefully she's.

Which book is she talking about, JP?

How to be ultra spiritual. 12 and a half steps to Spiritual Superiority.

Also available on Audible.

Boom. Look at that, man.

Yes.

Doing an audiobook, that was one of the hardest things I've ever done. And I did it in Boulder, Colorado, so, like the altitude oxygen. But, man, it was like 18 hours in the recording studio of me. I'm a good reader when I'm reading silently, but I'm. When I'm reading out loud, I sound like a student who's not good at studing at literacy, as the late Bill Hicks might say.

How did you spend 18 hours in a studio without taking a pee break?

That's a good question.

Because I listened to it, and there was not a single time when you said, wait.

I have to go pee.

Yeah, they. They just. They edited that out.

Oh, it's disappointing. I kept waiting for a better story. I kept waiting for it. No, wait. I was like, at any point, he's gonna have to be.

I almost parted ways for. With the publisher because I'm like, I want. Not only me saying I have to pee. Hold on. Not only did I want that in the audiobook, but I Wanted the pee splashing into the toilet.

I agree.

That's right. That's vitamin V.

Vitamin V stands for authenticity.

You. You're just a bad person.

Tom Twombly, my hero from the week, who sent us this bottle of supposedly expensive white wine that we're about to try. Says JP Check the friendship strength by looking for creases on the spine. Was it. I'm gonna skip that.

No, no, that is. Thank you.

Okay, look, I have multiple copies. This is a book. This is. This is Esther's ver.

This is Esther's version book, like you and I are.

I downloaded the audiobook.

I am breaking up. Just like your ex fiance. I am breaking up with you, Ryan Daniel Moran. I am breaking up with. With you. And I knew it.

Wait a minute.

You broke my heart, Fredo.

Is it over? Is it over? My spiritual beliefs, just like her. Just like her reason.

Oh, it's out of your lack of give a crap about my spiritual beliefs.

That's fair. That's fair. It was the same with me.

Cooler. It's like you were against me, by the way. You're like, yo, that's a good reason to break up with me. Like, that's so, like, unsatisfying. You always want to fight when you break up. You shouldn't back up with me. Look at that picture. I forgot this picture's in this book. Y' all see that, Ryan, Given that you've never looked at my book that you own.

Look at that picture.

And I spelled intelligent wrong on purpose. That's how intelligent I am.

That's cute.

Look at that.

I don't know how to pivot out here. Clement, say something smart.

Well, you can.

Damn it.

To let this book tonight. Before you get a bed, should pour some of this wine.

All right, cool. And so quick story from the week.

Tom Twamley, fan of the show, apparently.

Was so offended by the wine that we've been drinking.

Right? He. Well, hold on. You're not offended by. You don't show wine superiority by sending white wine. Let's be real.

What he said.

Like winning an arm wrestling competition through artistic expression.

So this is a bottle of white wine that I've been told is a good wine. What in the world. That is very, very white wine.

That's like winning an arm wrestling competition through artistic expression while wearing a Speedo O.

And that doesn't happen. All right, so we've been told that certain demographic. What did you just say, Dr. Clement?

I said that would definitely appeal to a certain demographic. Yeah, wouldn't it though.

What demographic would that be?

Yeah, I'm. I'm ready to be offended already.

Clement.

People. Yeah. Yeah. You're just gonna label them people? Yeah. So people is not a very specific demographic, Clement.

So.

So here's the question, ladies and gentlemen. Can an expensive bottle of reserve white wine be as good as a bottle of week old opened two buck Chuck? Let's find out.

Ketones and tannins.

That'S my health philosophy.

Oh, it smells like horse pee.

Is that horse pee? It smells like females. Wow.

Very sweet. Here you go.

Lovely.

Well then you should be. You can double. What is wrong with you? Did you just say that sweet? The wine. That the way wine should be?

Yes.

Who I like. I don't even know you.

Would you like a wine cooler?

I'm sure boxed wine.

Would you like a boxed wine cooler? That is.

It's so sweet. It tastes like, like.

That is very sweet.

It's tasted like you dipped a horse in sugar, asked it to pee in a cup and then you drank it. That's what it tastes.

I'm not going to lie.

Delicious.

I'm not going to lie to you, Ryan. Now what I'm about to say might end our friendship for the second time tonight. Like, yes, the sweet. Yes. Let me start that sentence over.

Yes, that's sweet. But I kind of like it. That is really good. Absolutely. I mean, it's not mandatory. You have no taste.

I will take my week old bottle of opened two buck Chuck over this.

I would too, because it's red. Two buck chuck. Unopened, fermented, bacteria ridden, Using a lot.

Of big words right now. JP that would have been fine for an hour ago, but not now. Wait, is it time for a Q and A?

Time for Q and A.

Who we got on the phone? We have Anthony all the way from Australia. Anthony, Australia. Welcome to Wine with Wyan, right by Maine.

Hey, my name is Anthony.

I've got a gaming company and I'm just wondering what the best way to make it more attention to.

You have a gaming company and you want to make it attractive to investors, is that right?

Yeah.

What are your sales?

So.

We get downloads, it's free download and we make money off of people buying in game purchases and, and watching videos and my advertisements.

And how much revenue have you done in the last 12 months?

So we started about two, about three, four weeks ago and we made about a dollar a day so far.

All right, so let me ask you this. If you were to raise $50,000, what would you do with the money.

You'Ll.

Go more into advertising and overall development of the game to upgrade what's already there to then further people's interest into the game and get more downloads.

All right, so you, you're claiming to have a gaming business, but what you actually have is a gaming streaming channel, is that right? And you're making about a dollar a day.

Pretty much downloaded.

Game.

Got it.

We can make anywhere up to a dollar a day right now.

All right, so look, from what you're saying, you don't have anything that I can step on the gas and make happen faster. So if you want to raise money from investors, whether you're making money or not making money yet, you've got to come to the table with two year investors of here's how the money is going to be deployed, this is how, this is going to create return, and here's how your money allows me to step on the gas faster. And whether that is, my suggestion would be that whatever money you want to raise, it goes directly into distribution, but that has to have a distribution model. What audience are you partnering with? What opportunity are you seeing sitting in front of that? The only thing standing in your way is lack of capital. And I'm not hearing you say that right now.

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, pretty much. We need more capital to advertise the game out there so people can get more downloads and then get a boost.

Yeah, so. So if you want to raise money from investors, you need to bring a proposal to the table of how you're going to advertise in a predictable way that is going to create roi. And if you want to, if you genuinely want investors, which I would be skeptical of telling you to do right now, I would be skeptical of telling you to get investors until you have that per dollar into $2, you can't turn $50,000 into $500,000. So you need to take every ounce of revenue that's coming in and roll it back into advertising so that you have a predictable model that you can take to investors so that you can show them, when you give me money, I'm going to step on the gas in this way. My advice for you would be connecting with every twitch channel, every YouTube streamer that is in your space, and be building relationships as aggressively as possible. Be depositing checks into the relationship bank accounts, partnering with as many influencers as possible, leverage as much free advertising as you can, wait until you have an audience, spend every dollar back into advertising, and then go to investors.

Thank you for that.

You bet.

I'd like to say to jp. I love his video on the vegan Best meat.

Thank you, brother. I appreciate that, man. I love you. Loving my videos.

Yeah, I love quite a few of your videos. That's really great.

What part of Australia are you in?

Maine.

I'm in Adelaide. I'm based in Adelaide, but I think if I was to move anywhere, I think Queensland is, like, the best place.

Cool. Yeah, I've spent a lot of time in Queensland. I've yet to get to Adelaide, even though I've been to Australia many times. But do you want me to give you better advice than what Ryan just gave you?

Oh, yeah, of course. Of course.

What you want to do in order to raise money from investors is tell them that you'll lose all their money. That'll trigger a defiant reflex inside of them. It's just kind of like if someone tells a child, like, don't look in the closet. The child's always going to look in the closet. So tell them, like, I'll either lose all your money or just like, I don't want your money. They'll just be cramming money down your throat.

Yeah, exactly.

And then I think Clement wants you to understand that investing in cat surgery is the best way to spend the capital that you raise from investors who don't want to give you your. The money that you don't want in the first place.

Doctor's orders.

Like, cat surgery is truly the wave of the future. Like, people are going to be live streaming cat surgery the way they live stream. Video game planning.

Yeah. There could be a video game on getting in and doing cat surgery that you live stream at the same time with augmented reality.

Like, you just imagine this and. And, like, don't. Not yet. Like, just imagine that you're imagining this.

All right, I'll imagine it.

That through augmented reality in your video game console, you're literally controlling the hands of a surgeon who's doing surgery, because that's what surgeons do on a cat. Like, imagine like, you are doing that.

It's a game I want to play right there.

Yeah. How much money do you want from Ryan right now? Because I think I got him for you.

How many billions.

He'S willing to invest? No less than 50 million.

Okay, that's a deal. Ryan PM me personally.

You can. You can expect a PM from me immediately, from Manychat.

He'll just PayPal you 50 million, but friends and family, so that you don't have to pay 3%.

Thanks, Anthony.

Thank you, brother.

Hey, Eddie Tate just joined the live stream. What's Up Eddie Tate to see you.

Isn't that the space between the two places?

Close. I'm sure he's never gotten that. I'm sure he's never gotten that. Just like I've never gotten Ryan Moron in the past.

Eddie, I just want to say, like. Hey, sorry, sorry.

This got weird. We have somebody on the line, don't we? Well, I got a question from John Hoff here. The John Hoff. The John Hoff would like to know who are the most important people in your life and why have you put them in your inner circle? Dr. Clement, why have you put the most important people in your life into your inner circle?

They're most important. Yeah, that's.

I will punt that one for now and think about that.

Drink your damn wine.

And drink wine.

I've got something to say.

By definition, because they are most important. But why are they most important? Because they challenge me the most. To be, I would say, say the best steward to my truth, even if my truth scares me the most. So said in slightly different but equally abstract words, the people who are most willing to call me out on honoring my heart. So I have a natural tendency, like, I want to do what I want, which isn't necessarily in my highest good, so that people like my personal coach, my fiance, the people.

You have a fiance? Whoa.

I told you I married. After this many glasses of wine, I forgot. I married my wife. I even had a wife.

Amber, call me quickly. He has a fiance.

Are you gonna propose to my wife while I propose to my fiance? Look, everybody knows my wife will turn you down.

Look, everybody knows when I propose, women run.

And then their brothers call in.

So because they're not yes men, they are you be true to your heart, even if you don't like what I'm about to say to you, jp, even if you don't like me because of what I'm about to say to you. So people who challenge me to standard my sovereignty are in my inner circle. You're it.

Oh. I only hang out with people who have larger Instagram followers than me, so they gotta have at least 59 followers.

All y' all in my Instagram life. Oh, come on now.

As soon as I'm about to get four new followers.

JP's Instagram feed dies.

I really didn't. Two Instagram guys, I think we're just.

And you know.

But hey, all you followers of Ryan, like, if you don't follow Ryan, what.

The hell are you doing? Brianna Thomas says I want to call, but I was on last week and it's only fair that someone else should have a turn. Someone tell Aiden. All right. Christine would like says I would ask a question, but I can't figure out where to access the pm. Hmm, that's interesting. Maybe it should be a step by step guide.

How do you access the Prime Minister?

That's. You just. You call Trump, you say, hey, will you tweet this to Trudeau? That's what that's like.

I already tweeted it. What happened with it? That was very slurred speech. Can I have another piece of that lobster? What? So what happened to Malani Trust?

Trump.

Melanie Trump.

Melania.

Melania Trump.

What about her people?

Like, I saw a Yahoo News headline. Like, she's been seen for a month.

Just like the wife of the leader of Scientology.

No kidding. Who's that?

David Miscavige is the leader of Scientology.

So he's a creepy guy. I watched Going Clear on Netflix.

Yeah.

So freaked me out. Like, totally gross. All y' all Scientologists, like, I think are.

I actually have clear. Quite a following in Scientology.

What's up, y'? All?

Good to have you here tonight.

You know. Hey, time. Cruz. Cheers. To Tom Cruz.

To Grant Cardone.

John Travolta.

Don't forget Grant Cardone. Cardone.

Come on now. Elron Hubard and whatnot.

Huh? So this got weird.

What did I ask before?

We got missing wives. Missing wives? Yeah. Why haven't we seen. I haven't seen Amber since you've been married. That's right.

She's doing good, though. Take my word. So Melanie. Melanie Trump.

Nailed it. Yeah.

Why. Why is she in the headlines? Do you all know? I think she has some surgery or something.

Also, her. Her husband's the prison. That's why she's in the news, Melania. Her husband is the leader of the free world, and that's why she's in the news.

She's married to Putin.

Close. Putin's boyfriend.

Donnie the Donald, the don.

For some reason that you. You calling him the Donnie made me want to do an Obama impression for some reason. So let me be clear. Who do we have going in? Who do we have going in on wi. With lion right now? Let me be clear. I'd like to know and I'd like to address them directly.

Who do we have?

Who do we have right now on wine with Wine?

You have my. All the way from Buffalo, New York.

From Brooklyn, New York. What's going on?

From Buffalo, New York?

From Buffalo, New York. Are you a Bills? Are you a Bills fan?

I should Be.

Are you a Buffalo Bisons fan?

I am not a sports fan.

Are you a Niagara Falls fan?

I am a fan of anything Buffalo.

Apparently not, but go ahead. What can we do you for?

Well, I felt like there was too much masculinity here on the show.

Okay, great.

Go ahead.

Oh, so I wanted to ask.

If you're expert opinion. I know that you're an Amazon expert. I would like to self publish a book on Amazon and I have no idea how I've been looking at here so now but I have not.

Well, I can't help you out with that unless you give me money. And I'm very, very disappointed that you've been eyeing my courses and have not bought them to be fully honest. To be honest. I can, I can help you with marketing and promotion but my stuff is about building physical products, brands more than it is about self publishing. I mean you have, you have what, you have one author in the room right now.

Of a book that I have read. So Dr. Clement, how would you recommend that one self publish a book on Amazon?

I have no idea.

All right. J.P. would you know anything about publishing a book?

I have something to say about this. There is.

There is no money to be made on Amazon.

On.

I don't, I don't understand how people are so like all Amazon attracted and nobody is making money on Amazon. I think Amazon's like still in debt from what I understand.

It's a big scam is what it is. They're buying up grocery stores now. I mean who would do that unless you were going under.

What you want to do is self publish through a local independent bookstore store.

Myra, what do you want? What do you want to write about?

Hardback.

So I am Puerto Rican and for some reason our food has a bad rep. That's unhealthy. And I want to show people that you can totally make Puerto Rican food in a healthy way. And I actually have a about it, but I look like actual book with all the details of why the ingredients that I'm choosing are healthy and how you can get this food in a healthy way.

So is your question how do you do it or is your question how do you make it profitable?

How do you make it profitable?

You're going to have a hard time in that market because that is ultra, super, super small and you're trying to create, you're trying to create a market that doesn't currently exist.

So. So that is going to be hard to monetize unless you have some sort of a back end business that the book leads into. So whether that is you have Puerto Rican restaurants or you lead Puerto Rican tours or you sell Puerto Rican foods, there has to be some sort of back end business to that if you're going to turn that into a legit business. Otherwise I would choose a different market. Unless it's just a passion project for you, which is totally cool.

Yeah, I am, I am a household.

And I tell people with their nutrition.

Perfect people. Yeah, perfect. So this is a way for you to get new leads and customers into that funnel and that is how you're going to make it profitable. As JP Said famously while quoting Joseph Campbell, there's not a lot of money to be made in writing books, but books can be a great way to open up the exposure to the business that you have, which in your case is your nutrition coaching. So that the two have to be correlated in my opinion.

Jp, let me tell you this Melania. They same they say that Puerto Rico is a new India. So Ryan's thought of like Puerto Rico isn't like a big enough market. They're saying that Puerto Rico is actually going to be the next billion person population place. Like nobody sees it coming. Therefore nobody's like positioning and leveraging and other Gary Vaynerchuk words like into strategic alliances to capitalize on the next billion person India market in Puerto Rico. Not only do you want to write self published books published through locally independent books stores published on Amazon.com.

You also want to open cafes. Cat cafes is where cat cafes, that's.

Where the money is.

Horse trough drinking stations. Because think about it. There's not enough cars in Puerto Rico to transport billions of people. People are going to be resorting to horses. Where are the horses going to drink? If they don't drink, they'll die of dehydration. How will people get lung. The infrastructure collapses.

You're going to need some more buggy whip manufacturers too.

The horse buggies. Well, yes, all in the horse truck drinking water stations which.

Why aren't you drinking your wine Doctor?

You have me.

What's that hand me is red wine?

No, no, he. I'm holding him accountable. I have more red wine for you.

Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Think about horses drinking Evian water at a premium.79 a gallon. These horses, they have no concept of how much the water they're drinking costs.

And what they'll do then.

Is this not obvious?

Well what's, what's beautiful? The back end of that is once they pee, you can put it into expensive Bottles of reserved glass and you can ship it out as white wine.

Gift from Tom.

I'm hoping. Well, Tom said sent me some red wine too, so we're hoping. We're hoping that's it's gonna be better. This is not wood, so it doesn't count.

It's definitely not.

Yeah.

It'S. It's zinc.

Zinc.

Well, Myra, I hope you found some value out of that one.

Definitely. That was great.

All right, thanks for calling. Wine with lion.

Thank you.

She apparent? I think that's what I read. I wasn't paying attention. I don't really care.

But I think you don't care about other people having surgery. You're the most. Least empathetic doctor.

You probably did her surgery and you don't even care.

Drink your wine.

I am.

Hold on, wait. Let's go. Let's go to the comment. Let's go to the comments here.

We should start, like, getting angry at them. Wonderful people who are generous enough to watch because I think entitlement is the new appreciation. Yeah, I know. Just thought of that.

Vicki has a great point. I wish they'd take a call from someone who'd like to discuss the meaning of life or Cats riding uniform. Unicorns. I can't even say unicorns.

Which, because they're not unicorns, aren't even uniforms. That's why you can't even say uniform. Right.

That is a scientific fact.

Janitors wear unicorns.

That's disturbing.

It reminds me of that episode of Bob Burgers.

Never watched that.

Really? Oh, J.P. we're gonna have some Bob Burgers marathons. Remember the one with the. With the old dudes that dressed up as the ponies?

All right, that was Chris's answer. I love spots.

What we have got. We got some famous people on the call. We have Tony Grabmeier. We have Kurt Molly, Tom Troblin. I can't even say his name, Tom, because I drank too much of his red wine.

Moving there.

Or white. White wine. Can't even say red. Can't. Can't even talk. We have C. Money on the call. Who knew?

Come on now.

That's right. Look, there's some dude named Ryan Moran on the call.

I don't think he didn't do that. Oh, hi, Heidi.

Hey, Heidi Gutierrez. What's up?

All right, we have somebody on the. On the line. Correct. We're working on that. I gotta. I got a hot question here. We have a hot question. What's up, C. Money? Brittany Meese asks, what's the hardest or scariest thing you've ever done.

That's very different. Hard versus scary.

Comment. What's the hardest thing you've ever done?

Getting accepted to the Bachelor.

That.

Yeah, that was. That was hard.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's awkward now.

Even more awkward.

Is it weird to have a man touch you?

Well, depends on the man.

And, yes. It's not good all around. Feel that?

Yeah.

I want you to. I want you to feel the awkwardness, Clement. It's. I'm taking my V pill.

Yeah.

Keep taking it. Yeah. I want you to take enough V pills until you choke on it and die of awkward asphyxiation. Metaphorically.

It's happening. Still touching you. Right.

So what was the hardest thing you've ever done? Pretending we're all friends here. We're getting you through this together.

Like, I know. So touching. Like.

Have we done this really hard or scared?

Apparently. Drink wine.

Yes.

You've ever had to do that is difficult.

The old wine phobia. Yes. Although this, I will say this white wine is much better.

Well, you can have as much of it as you want. I feel like Dr. Clement is not being very vulnerable with us tonight, JP.

Yeah, he's definitely got a fear of red wine, that's for sure.

Yeah, he's not saying much. He's not drinking much. Yeah, he's kind of keeping to himself.

Over here, being, quote, unquote, like, responsible.

What is this? What is that about?

I don't know the meaning of that word. I don't speak French.

Is there something you need to talk to us about? Like, come on, we're all friends here.

Yeah. Yeah. I want you to say it.

Get it off your chest.

This is hard. Disqualifies. Yeah.

Being vulnerable is the hardest thing Dr. Clement has ever had to do.

Yeah.

Here.

That.

That actually might be true. Dr. Clement, how many times in your life have you cried?

There have been a handful. When was the last time you cried?

Better question we talked about.

That was part of the 36 questions.

I want you to be present. There's been no 36 questions in this present moment. Come on.

36 questions. Like, one more than 35.

Okay.

Last time I cried was.

I can't remember if it was, like, after a breakup or in Uganda.

You were in Uganda like, 12 years ago.

I know it was a while ago. I think you need to cry. I want you to cry right now.

Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry.

Peer pressure.

I will say this I think doesn't mean it's true. It just means I think, and it definitely is true that I think that this is true that we as humans should cry as much as we laugh.

Period. That would be.

That would be hard. Yes.

He's friends with me.

I cry often with Ryan. He's never made me laugh once. For sure.

That's gonna make me cry. Which apparently is healthy.

Yes, it is. Thank you for reading my uncreased book, Ryan.

I have it on audible. I see money. Who we got on the phone? We have a very important question from a mystery caller here. A mystery caller from a 408 number. If it's that mystery, I'm just going to read your phone number out loud on Wyan. What do we got?

How you guys doing?

Great.

I've been watching for the last hour straight.

Awesome. I'm so stoked about your excitement. What can we do you for? And do you have a name?

I'm a three. Just threw up.

This is Cena calling from Los Angeles. I know it's not a 408 number, but I'm currently in LA.

What's up? Cena in LA.

So I got a physical product business and I want to ask you guys a question. I know jp, by the way, I'm a huge fan. I know you keep saying everybody poop. Yeah, that's how it does into my.

It's a big market. Big market.

Yeah. Awesome. Cena. Love it.

So you've got a. You've got a big market of people who poop. And what was your question?

I'm asking if any of you guys have ever used a bidet before.

A bidet?

I never have, actually. I've always. I'll tell you this, my biggest barrier to using a bidet. Never used it. Is the intimidation factor. If you can solve that pain point. You've got me washing my butt on a debate.

Duvet.

What's the best way to fight that barrier? Essentially to get people to try the product.

Kind of thing going on here that is hard to overcome.

I got something to say about that. I think most people.

Have like a barrier with anything touching their anus. Like, especially like warm things that are coming from not themselves or a loved one. So I think like solving that, like, if you. I just, I really, I feel my heart right now. I just really want you to capitalize and get people to love warm and even sometimes room temperature water, like seemingly involuntarily hitting their anus and like just being okay with it being wet afterwards. Like, come on. It's like when we were kids, we wet the bed and we want like mom to change his sheets right away. But if you can get people to be the kids wanting to have a wet bedded anus, like you've got like trillions to make, like you'll be selling like people just want to have debays in their car.

We're still on the debate, huh?

What do you, how do you call it?

Toboggan.

Debate.

Oh, that's what we're talking about. I thought we're talking about some, something else.

I love what you do, man. It's crazy.

All right, so what exactly is your business besides poop?

I don't know if I should name it or not, but I, I, I'm.

Sure a bunch of people are gonna steal your product idea at this point if you don't talk, talk about your idea. I'll sign an NDA for you.

Yeah.

So it's an attachment that attaches to your toilet and it gives it bidet functionality.

Got it. All right.

It helps your toilet paper consumption by over 80.

Oh my goodness. There's actually a market for this expensive to buy.

I have like there is somebody gastroenterologist who was saying like.

That it's better for you like, because you don't.

Because you don't what?

You don't.

No risk of tearing.

No risk of tearing.

Yeah. Anal tearing. You don't want that, right?

As, as a doctor, Dr. Clement, would you tell us more about the market for having warm heart. Other people's warm things near your anus that might cause tearing.

It definitely appeals to certain demographics more than others.

Okay.

Well.

I sadly do have some advice on this market which I'm embarrassed about.

Do you know there's, there's an entire zero waste community. There's an entire community that only uses organic and or recyclable toilet paper.

And that market is probably your early adopters. They're probably your early adopters to this.

And if you can copy what the squatty potty did, the squatty potty show. I cannot believe I'm giving advice on a bidet adapter.

Is now selling a bidet attachment similar to ours.

All right, so you would copy their marketing. But, but look, their, their marketing was brilliant on this because they, they focused on a problem. How, how exactly do you turn a piece of plastic that you put around your toilet into a multi million dollar business? You center it around a problem. Their problem was bloating, constipation. Problems that happen when you're, when you're sitting on the, on the toilet. So you, you have to find the problem that you can address that's fixed by Warm things going near your anus.

They also made a video about a uniform that went super viral.

Indeed. That was a. That was a uniform.

I. I give him that, like, any day.

So you've got. You've got to find the problem that your product solves, and if you represent that well, I actually think your product would sell.

I swear. Believe me. There's a whole bunch of demographics from around the world. Like, you've got your Japanese, your European.

Your Korean, Middle Eastern.

These people use these products regularly. But what I want to do is introduce it to your average American. Sure. That there's other ways you could reduce your toilet paper consumption and actually have a better experience cleaning.

All right, so listen, listen, don't go there. That's not your hook. Your hook is going to be something around health. Why is it better. Why is it better to wash it with your adapter than to use toilet paper? You need to put that into a video, run it as a Facebook ad to the early adopters, which are your zero waste people, your health enthusiasts, and they will take it to the rest of the world. Got it?

Yes. I need your help, you guys. This is not the easiest battle.

Well, we. Well, we just gave it to you, jp. What did you want to say?

Yeah.

There'S something called Facebook. Ever hear of it?

Cool. So on Facebook, what you're gonna want to do is run targeted ads to women who have armpit hair.

That's pretty much the fair demographic.

Yeah, so just like, line that up. Is that like a checkbox?

Line that up. And open several more bank accounts, because you're gonna need to have those accounts to hold the cash. Because as a wise man once said, if you're not a millionaire, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Sell, baby, sell 10x.

Just a random shout out to Grant. I ran into him in a grocery store in LA one time randomly.

I love. He buys his own grocery store.

And he looks at me, and I go up to him, I'm like, is that you? He looks at me. Yes.

Do you like Grant Cardone?

Honestly, before that, he came off too aggressive to me on his videos. But then when I met him, he was like, you know, a real genuine looking guy.

So do you like. Do you like Grant Cardone? Do you like Grant Cardone?

No, I look at him from a positive perspective.

We hung up on him. No Grant Cardone fans allowed here.

You should be ashamed of yourself because you're not a trillionaire, Ryan.

Thank you for the question. On B days, seriously, run Facebook ads addressing the problem. And then here's here's. This would be your tagline, actually. You could say.

Put warm water where Grant Cardone belongs.

In your dirty anus.

Checkmate. Yeah.

Shots fired. Grant Cardone, your move.

Come on. I want you to. I want you to get aggressive right now.

Right?

I want you to really own.

Look, I tone it down because he's in his early thousands.

I want you to drink some more feminine wine and just really get masculine here.

That doesn't make sense.

It does.

That makes so much sense as 10x baby seller be sold. Look at my socks.

Come on. Now.

Christine Roeder says you have to have a good quality bidet with good warm water.

Because otherwise it's terribly disconcerting.

Here's an idea on bidet industry. If you focus on the idea, like our bidets use non recycled sewage water. Therefore we don't waste clean water. Like, that will totally capitalize on a new age market. Women with armpit hair. Men with armpit hair. Children with armpit hair because they have like, hormonal poisoning from the raw sewage water washing their ink.

So basically, if. If our mutual friend Kyle Cease were to tweet it out, it would be to the ideal audience.

He doesn't tweet much.

And I lost track of who. Our ideal audience.

The armpit people.

People with armpit hair. Love Kyle.

That's right. What's up, Tim Tierney. Good to see you, dude. Do we have somebody on the line?

I got another one.

What do we got, C Money. I got a special question from Nancy Van Loan here. The Nancy Van Loam question for each of y'. All. What's your favorite Austin restaurant if you were taking someone on a date and why? I have never been on a date in Austin, so.

This is a hard one for me. We should ask the person who's on the Bachelor. Dr. Clement. Wan. Every time I try to go on a date, they break up with me and their brother calls in. It's weird. That's Dr. Conan. What do you think?

I think my favorite is Sway.

For a date?

Sure, why not? It's kind of dark. It's kind of good food. Fantastic food. I know you like odd duck.

I do like odd duck. Not for a date, though.

Why not?

So this is. I. I don't feel like I want to give out my number one dating tip because a tactic known as a tactic blown. This hurt me. This could hurt me if I ever go on a date in the next 10 years.

Let's just pretend you're ethical and don't date your followers.

Yeah.

Catholic priest.

What would be the tactic.

I like to go to a place where you can share plates because otherwise she's having her meal, you're having your meal. And he could be like, hello, how is. How is your food union?

Not separation.

Don't. Don't talk to us about unions, man.

Yeah, yeah.

Political dog fight about to happen in here. But if you're sharing foods like a place like odd duck.

Sway is communal.

You're the first word you used to describe sway was dark.

It's like evil.

It's a dark, spicy place.

Where they have slave labor bringing the food. It's my favorite.

It's my favorite place. They hate you while they serve it. Resent that you're giving them business.

Do you have a fair place in Austin so far to take your fiance's man?

I would say I'm incredibly. What you say.

Your fiance's and your wives.

My fiance and my wife. They love to go together. All of us. All three of us. They. You know, it's funny. My fiance's a vegan and I'm like, I eat everything.

Like, what about your wife?

My.

I didn't even mean to say f.

Damn it. My wife's a vegan. So about that no argument record. Well, I'm not home yet. Amber, I love you.

You know, that actually brings up something.

I'm really beautiful. Just so amazing.

Hey, Brianna says polyamory for the win. Oh, my. Hello, Brianna. What are you up to later?

Hey.

So that actually reminds me of something I went through. Through. I had a tough week. My girlfriend found out that I had been messing around with some other chick.

Yeah.

So she called my wife.

That's almost unethical of your girlfriend to do what she like a control freak. And it's like she's acting like she's not a Mormon.

It was awful. It was a really scary time. Cause I came home and all three of them were there and my girlfriend is like. I told her everything.

And I was like, don't listen to the things she says. She's a liar.

Because last week she told me she.

Wasn'T gonna tell you anything. All right, who we got on the.

Line, I wouldn't trust her.

It's good we're talking about relationships because we have a relationship question.

All right, let's. This is good. Let's have a relationship talk. Who we got?

Hey, Ryan, my name is Josh. I have a question for jp.

Alright, Josh, lay it on us.

So I'm trying to build a personal brand, kind of be a little bit of a public figure. Not as big as jt. But I know JT is recently married. My wife doesn't really want to be in the public sphere at all. She doesn't want to be seen. And it's difficult getting her around the idea of I want to be in the public. And she does it. She's kind of afraid I'm going to drag her into it. How should I handle this?

Yeah, we're just going to ask.

Anyone up here has more than 59 Instagram followers.

Remind me your name.

Josh.

Josh. Thank you, brother. Thank you for touching my hand, Ryan. That made a difference.

I'm very aroused. Yeah.

You know, I. I think first and foremost, it's important within yourself to be true to. Like, if you're building a personal brand, like, just rely on the miracle that is the person of you. Like, you don't really need anything outside of you. You don't need your wife in order to, like, be interesting enough. So I would just get clear within you, like, you getting yourself more into the public. I like, you are enough to do that. And then honestly, I would just clearly communicate that with her. That, like, honestly, you're not intending to bring her into your public. Figuring any more than she's interested in and like, zero is fine with you. So I think clear communication wins out here, personally. Does that make sense?

Do you think I'm ugly? Do you think these jeans make my butt look big? Like my big butt? Does it look big when I wear these jeans, Josh?

Yes.

Thank you. I appreciate that. I have the glutes.

So, Josh, is it causing conflict between the two of you?

Yeah, here and there.

Because she's afraid of being pulled into the personal brand or because you want to involve her?

Because she's kind of a bit of both, honestly. Because I'd like. I personally like her to be involved because it's a very intellectual thing, and my wife's a very intellectual person, but she just. She's very introverted. Where I'm not.

Okay.

I say move forward and do it on your own. And then eventually. And when you have a following, if she feels like she can be of value and wants to be involved, then let her. But her involvement doesn't determine whether or not your brand is going to be successful. So do your thing, Josh.

All right. All right. Thank you. I appreciate it. All right, can you move the plan?

Absolutely not. Why is everyone so obsessed with the plant tonight? I actually got a request for more plants coming in. What's the issue with the plant, Josh? Why does no one like my plant.

In the Way of what? You want to stare at my chest?

I think a lot more people want to see it.

Looks like you're getting ready to eat. Kind of does.

I kind of want you to take a bite of that plant.

I actually think it might be a fake plant. Is this one of the ones you bought? Some real. You bought it from Costco?

I accidentally tore this leaf off earlier. I didn't mean to.

Plants feel pain, too. If you read the. The book called Secret Life of Plants, Not Pants, but Plants by Tompkins and Birds, you realize, like, plants actually feel pain just because they don't have a musculoskeletal system to move away from pain or a voice in order to admit express audibly pain. Plants feel pain, and I just cause this plant pain. And I like. Josh, I just want you to know that your bidet business. That was the last caller.

Is good. Like, I. I want your wife to go into the bidet business with you. And if she. And if she doesn't want to, I think just like, warm, soapy water shot at her voluntarily by you, involuntarily received by her is probably the thing to do.

And if she doesn't want to do that, she obviously doesn't support him.

Yeah. And, like, why would she be so selfish?

You heard it here first, Josh.

Yeah, Josh. From an expert on marriage, no less.

That's true. Josh, do your thing, man. And if your wife wants to participate later, let her. But let's.

Your.

Your success in this doesn't depend on her. That's a really fuzzy plan.

Oh, 100. I agree with Ryan. 100, too. I love the questions you asked him.

Well, this. This worked out well, Josh.

Yeah, Thanks.

I appreciate it.

All right, man. Thanks for calling.

Do you.

I'm rooting for Josh. I'm on Team Josh.

Do you date all the wives of your followers, Ryan?

I only dated a few dozen.

So not many.

Not all. Yes, all.

But you have well over 5,900 Instagram followers, so if you've only been a few dozen.

5,900. Yeah.

That's probably not even 1%, based on the math that I don't know how to do, so.

Not a lot. Not a lot.

It's. I was. I went to Manor school.

GD.

Cheapy.

What is that? Great Britain?

It's England, Clement.

That's. That's where that is.

England.

Dr. Clement, you're. Look, you're embarrassing me. I'm drinking white. Then drink, man. Faster.

Ryan Daniel Moran. I thought you said you were gonna order more. By order, I mean, Open more red wine.

More ale? More ale.

Or should I try to steal Clemens, I'm so glad that we finished.

Yeah, we really. We cleared off the counter. Are you handing J.P. your wine? Oh, my goodness.

Your lipstick is still on the.

Feel free to pour it into yours. I wouldn't dare. I want the cat surgery germs that you carry on your un. Latex gloved fingers. Yeah, that's how you build resistance.

So I. I'm actually browsing the comments, looking. Looking for questions. And y' all are mostly arguing about plants, which is great. I'm. I'm glad to see. But if there's.

It's also the basis of capitalism.

Plants. Yeah, actually, there's some truth.

Are you gonna have capitalism if you don't have.

Yeah, you don't have natural resources.

Corn commoditization. Micropolle omnivores.

Dedrick needs to get kicked off. She said go Warriors. No good on that. Although I think the warriors are probably gonna.

Apparently the twins are really good. Definitely.

Get out of my house right now.

You don't.

No, you sit down right now, Dr. Cullen. You get out of here.

We.

He is kicked out. Kick. I know exactly what he's about to do.

I can't believe you would bring this voodoo into my house.

So I got the best gift.

This is not the best gift for Esther.

You're talking about his child. He likes some respect.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hey, Dr. Clement. Don't look. Don't look. Gut down. Look at Mr. JP's ears. Who is on this right now?

Max Kepler.

Damn it. I thought he was going to forget cuz he doesn't know a damn thing about sports.

I have not opened this, but.

Well, no, you keep it in there right now. You bring that Buddha into my house. You bring a player from a com. A rival team. What is wrong with you?

Who are the Twins rivals of? There are Indians. There are.

Rival of the Indians.

Oh, just cross. Cross some political lines there. They don't. The Cleveland Indians don't like to be called the Indians. They like to be called the Cleveland Indians.

The guy's got like a pituitary disorder with how large his head is relative to his body. But the bubbles, it's like. Bro, do you even know not to have hyperactive pituitary stimulation?

All I know is Esther is gonna.

No, she's not. You know what she's gonna love to do is take her crayons and put it all over his face. I'll tell her that it's a.

Great toy to poop on.

Okay, Clement, I have a question for Ryan. Do I have your permission to ask Ryan?

Absolutely. Thank you for that permission. Ryan, do I have your permission to ask you the question that Clement just gave me permission to ask you?

Permission granted.

So I was listening to your podcast today with Aubrey Marcus. You know you were on the Aubrey Marcus podcast.

Praise the Lord.

He's awesome podcast. Love Aubrey Marcus. And.

On it. On it.

Wow.

Full circle. That's Aubrey Marcus's company. Anyway, on it on the podcast, like.

Hallucinating people perfectly aligned or something.

Should we like not pay this point as much like it didn't go to.

We'Re docking this plant's pay.

But nonetheless, on Aubrey's podcast, and you've said it other places, places like capitalism is the number one solution to the world's problems. I might be paraphrasing in a nutshell. Einstein once said. Joseph Campbell once said that Einstein once said, if you can't explain something simply, then you're a freaking idiot. So.

And Grant Cardone said.

If you're not a millionaire, capitalism, what the hell is wrong with you?

And you should be ashamed of yourself. 10x baby according to Joseph Campbell. So in, in like a sentence or two or three, simply stated, why is capitalism the number one solution to the world's problems, in your opinion?

Because it's the only solution that incentivizes the best solutions and naturally allows the ones that don't belong to die off.

So why is it important, in your opinion, for people to be incentivized at a mass scale?

So incentives matter and they create sustainability and incentives drive people into the marketplace to create new solutions. So when there are dollar signs, when there's opportunity, people enter the marketplace place to create solutions because they're incentivized to do so. Whereas when you have government involved, you eliminate the incentives and you keep bad solutions in the marketplace and prevent the best solutions from coming about. Yeah, and that's why we have longer lifespans than ever. It's why real incomes are higher than ever. It's why we complain about that doesn't matter anymore because we have to literally find problems. We don't. We don't even have a food problem anymore. We have an overabundance of food problem. We have, we have, we have so many solutions to problems, we have to make up new problems to solve.

That's a big problem.

Dr. Clement, agree or disagree?

I agree, but I think you need to further define like, governments create incentives too. So what makes it different? Like, what do you mean by incentives?

Yeah, yeah, the incentive is based on demand or it's based on force. When the government creates that incentive, it's based on someone else choosing the winner ahead of time. And so that's basically a mild form of force. Whereas if in a free market, you have choice, and so you have consumer demand making that choice.

Yeah.

Yeah, I like that. The white wine was better than this moldy red wine was not. And based on what you just said, what I heard you say, Ryan Daniel Moran, is incentive like chosen incentive, not like mandated incentive.

David Banish, you're wrong. Real income has not been declining since the 1960s. We have higher standard of living today than we've ever had in history.

I don't think mandatory incentive is real incentive. I think that's more like. That's like a different word. But I think what I heard you say is real incentive gives people a sense of meaning through contribution, through creativity, maybe even through a sense of significance. So when people have incentive, what that really means is their. Their primal human needs are spoken to. They get a sense of meaning, contribution, maybe significance.

I. I would agree with that.

I would agree that you agree. Do you disagree, Clement? I do not disagree. Welcome to your show. Ryan.

You were gonna say I have. I have no idea. We have somebody on the line, Seymour. We do not. Okay.

That would have been better if we had someone on the line.

Mark Keller says government cannot. Mark, he's disappearing. Government cannot create anything. It can only redistribute money from the private sector and move it into the control of the few. Amen to that.

I don't know what that means.

David Banna says you literally have no idea what you are talking about economically. You sound like a YouTube commenter.

Economically. Anytime someone ends a sentence with a word that ends in ly, it means the sentence. Sentence had zero substance. Like, that's not an indictment on you personally, was it, David?

It was, David.

Not an indictment on you personally, David. I do that plenty myself. Like, I'll end a sentence like, you know, you don't have any idea what you're talking about spiritually. It's like you, You. You pretend like you're saying so much while saying so little by ending the sentence with a word that ends in ly. I feel scientific.

I like to add snarky Facebook comments like, please go educate yourself.

Boom.

That always works.

Man, that just put me in my place.

Just go educate yourself, J.P. man, I.

Feel crappy about myself. Like, I should have never been born.

That's bold. We love you.

I should have went to Harvard I went to Harvard's and May.

And you should, should be ashamed of yourself if you're not a millionaire.

Millionaire speaking.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Millionaire.

I like Ben. I think this is the question of the night right here. Ben Wilkins. So beer and follow politics is a bad thing. But the UK governed spent more than 2 comma, 1 million a year on alcohol subs.

Was that even English? I think that sums.

I think that sums it up.

So beer A, N, F politics.

Yep.

Let's just pretend alcohol. So beer and politics a bad thing. But the only ones drinking who said beer and politics is a bad thing.

Pretty sure they naturally go together.

Like, how would politicians have ever been born if their parents weren't alcoholics? Like, how can we give birth to this despicable, crappy human being.

Named Hillary Clinton.

If we're not drunk, willing to have sex to like incarnate this horrible murderer? The pretense. She's not a murderer.

Go on, dude.

Let me tell you this. Let me tell you this. When you order the killing of a person, you are the murderer. Even if you're not the hitman that does the murder.

Who are we referring to? Hillary. Hillary Clinton.

Who's the. Who's the murdered?

Yes. Oh, I don't know names. Like, I am definitely not educated enough to have like a solid argument on this.

Just educate yourself. Just a hollow, opinionated argument that's based on several half sentences that I remember other people saying. So.

So you got murdered.

So.

You guys like Hillary Clinton?

No, but I was just curious. Dude, I'm a fan of Bill Clinton, but not Hillary Clinton. You know, for all the wrong. Dr. Clement.

Dr. Clement and I got into a debate about Bill Clinton today.

Do you tell.

Or a few days ago. I don't remember. They all blend together when I've had four glasses of wine. I. I think it. He was a successful president. Dr. Clement believes he was not a successful president. President. But he's Canadian.

I'll tell you this. I don't give a crap about Bill Clinton's presidency. I think he as a person is just cool. Like, he's so chill.

He is chill.

He got like, blow job in the old. Dude, who wouldn't want a blow job in the old. I would take Amber into the Oval Office and get a blow job any day. Or wanting, let alone getting a blowjob in the Oval Office makes you not a good president. Then here's the deal.

I don't want to be president.

Exactly.

Keep that in the edits.

Here's the deal. Not wanting a blow job in the Oval Office makes you a crappy president.

Am I right? Come on, America.

And that's why Hillary Clinton can't be president.

Exactly.

She's too busy killing people instead of getting oral sex. As what?

Where are you going?

Let me ask you this.

Whoa, whoa. Where are you going with this?

She could just as easily get oral pleasures in the Oval Office. Now, who are you to reference? Just about to ask that. And I think I disagree. Based on that statement. What I was going to ask is the level of oral sex that was lined up to be imparted on Bill Clinton. What fraction of that would be lined up to be given to Hillary Clinton? Now, you think.

You think just as many people would want to give Hillary Clinton oral sex as they wanted to give. I wasn't making that. Oh, the wine made me think Clinton was making that argument. He wasn't at all. I just look like an ass, and that's because I'm an ass, ladies and gentlemen. You doing okay?

You're on.

I'm just. I can't get the visual out of.

My head of the Hillary oral. Yeah.

Yeah.

It's not good.

That's fine.

Okay.

Yeah.

I don't know why.

I think. I guess I've imagined that since, like, 19. 1996.

Yeah, me too. So many times. I was 15, I started imagining that. Yes. Like, well, man, I'd like to be that guy getting it in the.

In the oral office, man.

Creating a whole new generation of aspiring.

They're like, I did it.

They're gonna impeach this guy for doing the thing that I desire most. And now we have.

And now we have Donald Trump.

What do you think he does in the Oval Office?

I don't think he's there much.

He's like, what's on tv? There's no TV in here.

He's in Trump Tower a lot. That's. That's what I think. So we. We disagree on the success of the. We're actually disagreeing on who gets credit for the. The economic expansion under Clinton's presidency. Incumbent says Congress. Isaac.

I paid zero.

All right.

Attention to his presidency. I just think, like, the way he. He was, like, on Stephen Colbert the other night. He just shows up, like, all chill. Like, I don't even know if he has enough brain cells functioning to give a crap about anything. I think he's just, like, all cool. He's a, like, chill dude.

He's like 300 years old now. He.

That looks double his age.

Ever since he went Vegan.

That is he vegan.

He went vegan, got super old, and then he went paleo, and now it looks like he's getting young again. What a conf make president's young again.

He's got a dietary identity issue. If he went vegan, then he went paleo, then he just got old from the whole thing.

That's it.

Bill, I want you to be. You don't worry. Identifying as a vegan, paleo, carnivore, keto. Bill, I want you to be the president of these United States who wants nothing more than blow jobs in the Oval Office from people who are not your despicable wife.

Who do we got? See Money.

All right, we got Mr. DeAndre Coven real estate advice right here.

Boom. DeAndre Coven.

What's on going.

What's going on, dude?

What's going on?

Yo, DeAndre.

Ryan Wyatt. J.P. man, it's awesome.

We like you too. What can we do you for?

Well, I guess I got a question about business. So my wife and I, we actually started real estate and Amazon and we've been trying to really get out of our 9 to 5 job. My last day is Thursday.

Yeah. And I, we, we got our, we got our first product sampled and ready to make our large quantity order. So I guess the question I was, I wanted to ask was sob like, what's the best process and how do I really. How do I really negotiate the price with some of these, some of these Alibaba people? Because they seem kind of tough to talk to sometimes.

I've literally never gone through this process.

So.

Dr. Kleinman, you're up.

I think it really depends on kind of your market space, but I think.

I think it takes time to kind of understand what the costs are of making the product because the objective that you will have is to try to pay for the cost of making that product, not the value of the product. And so trying to break down the cost of components to their raw form, it's really difficult if you're not. You haven't been in the business. And I think like, then it becomes comes down to negotiating and finding different potential suppliers. Alibaba is not the only place out there you can consider using some of the other websites. Off the top of my head, I don't recall.

It's not the only one. It's just the only one I know of.

Yeah.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna answer this a little bit differently. My advice for you is when you are first starting out, you choose on quality, quality and speed. So get a couple Orders from a few suppliers, choose on quality and lead time, who can do the best job in the fastest time. Then you can go to other suppliers and think about price. But when you're starting out, you don't have the economies of scale, you don't have the purchasing power to worry about price out of the gate. If you're trying to trim a dollar here and a dollar there, you will lose. The name of the game at the beginning is speed and product quality. And I would almost overemphasize speed on this. Your ability to go to market and take sales quickly. Then you can go to other suppliers and you can compete on price and get them to beat the quality and the price of the current product. But your job at the beginning is to take that product to market as fast as possible.

And when it comes to quality, I would also suggest looking at like other Amazon reviews, looking to see the negative comments. Quality is not like to tell people that you want a quality product means nothing at all.

Yep.

You need to be able to define what quality means.

And that's in basically form fitness function. And it comes down to things like being able to measure exactly in very objective terms what passes and does not pass quality control and of course ensuring that you do get some type of inspection before it ships.

Speed and quality, then worry about price. Deandre.

Got it. Got it. Well, I definitely appreciate that. I guess, I guess the last question that I had is what would happen next? What would you say the next best.

Steps are once you have product chosen?

Yes.

Go in front of audiences, whether it's building it yourself or going where the audience is. Getting your product ready to take an order from day one is your next objective.

Got it. So build an email list. If I want to stay online, kind of get that going, Would you suggest building like a Facebook page and like an Instagram for the product?

I would. Go wherever your audience already is, get in front of them as fast as possible and drop your product as the bait in front of those, those buyers.

And it doesn't have to be your own audience. It can if you can borrow somebody.

Else'S, that's almost just as faster. It's better, probably cheaper. Like at the beginning, everything is down to speed. How fast can you take sales? You reiterate later.

Got it. Got it.

You're a good man, DeAndre.

I appreciate that. Thank you guys so much.

All right, thanks for calling.

Wait, DeAndre, I've got something to say. This is JP.

This is a plan.

Yeah, that is definitely likely a plan. DeAndre. Ryan, he emphasized a few times that he would overemphasize speed. I want you to know that that's also great advice for a sprinter.

I thought you were going to say a husband.

I didn't actually hear the last words you said.

Yeah, it's important, so I'll say it again. That's great advice for a sprinter also.

Well, I guess I'll be. Sprint to the finish line.

Yeah. And did you say you sell real estate on Amazon?

No. No, no, no, no. My wife and I also do real estate investing.

Oh, well, that's good, because I don't think you can sell real estate on Amazon. So it's. It's great that you don't do that.

Yeah.

I say so.

Yeah.

Well, I certainly appreciate everything.

I don't know.

My wife is looking at me like she may have a question. I'm happy I told him. I told him, go ahead, ask a question.

And he did it.

So I'm just happy about that.

Yeah. DeAndre. DeAndre, quit paying attention to your wife and pay attention to me for a second. This is still. JP. What are the top three? 37 things you learned from me during this conversation?

Well, what kind of not to do? I don't know if I could say 37. But you said I could be a sprinter.

And he said I couldn't sell real estate investing on Amazon. So those are very.

That's two great pieces of advice.

Yeah. That's 35 more to go. Yeah, that's two. Two. But the first one's not true. DeAndre, I think you should quit your businesses and become a sprinter.

Kind of thought about that until I pulled my hamstring a couple months ago.

Yeah. You gotta address your pelvic tilt. Stretch your psoas, and you won't pull your hamstrings as much.

And your piriformis.

Yeah. And your.

I also wanted to throw this in there. My wife is super into yoga. Impressional brand.

Boom.

Yeah, she definitely is.

Deandre. I'm laughing. I don't know why.

Well, now you gotta cry to even that out.

Do I need a cry?

As much as you want. You need a.

What's it called? Debay, bide tabay.

Debate.

The thing that puts warm things in your anus. DeAndre, you're a good man. We're rooting for you.

Yeah.

Yoga till the cows come home.

I want to get down to Austin, man, and I want to spend some time with you and pick your brain a little more sometimes. I'm right down in San Antonio, believe it or not.

All right. Never, ever, ever tell somebody you want to pick their brain ever again. And then I might consider it.

I'll never say it again.

All right. All right, deal. Thanks for calling.

Thanks a lot, guys.

All right, back. That.

That sounded harsh, but that is significantly good advice. Never tell someone.

Never, ever use that phrase ever. It's like. It's like, hey, man, I would love to get together and use you and. Yeah.

Yeah, that is repellent for me.

Hey, I have a request that a thousand people a day ask you.

And I'm guessing you'll say yes.

Hey, man, I know you have so much time on your hands. Could I have an unlimited amount of it?

And here's the upside for you. You can give the time.

You'll be exhausted at the end of it.

Yeah.

Whoo. Well.

And unpaid.

Well, gentlemen, I feel like we have time for one more piece of life advice. So before we get.

Our last caller on the phone, Dr. Clement, you've been really quiet.

Have I?

What's. Hold on. Let's pause for a second.

Those of you who are watching live, would you please put Y or an N? Yes or no? Is Dr. Clement being way too quiet? It's because online with wine, you are not drinking.

Drink your damn wine. I drink your wine for you. JP's drinking for you.

Is Dr. Clement being way too quiet? There's. Can we put a poll up in the comments? Is such a thing possible?

I don't think. Not yet. They say one day after we actually put a man on the moon, then we can put polls into the comments. Thank you, Jacob.

Yeah, Jacob is only saying that because you haven't said much. And he's like, oh, I'm not paying attention.

Now.

Even Max Kepler says you're being too quiet. Isn't that right, fake Max Kepler, wherever you are.

I don't even think that's a real name.

Amen. Amen.

Wait, so are the comments.

Apparently they're up top. I learned that about two hours in.

It resulted in a lot of confusion.

I've been doing Facebook lives for years, and I still think they're at the bottom, but I think you're right.

Somebody says, but you're being so smiley. Ever since we talked about warm things near anuses.

Take some B pills. What are you. I don't think most bidets are actually warm water. Just.

Oh, okay.

And that's. That's what makes them so terrible.

Cold water in your anus would be even worse than warm water in anus. And I don't like anything near my anus.

I Just don't get how you aim.

How you, how you aim the bidet.

Or like when the water shoots out. I don't think you aim well.

This has been fun. Who do we have on the line? C. Money. Well, we got, we got G Money, AKA Greg Beny has a question for us. G Beny, what's going on?

Hey, what's up?

You tell, you tell me. G Beny.

My question for Ryan is you were getting on this crypto conference and it's kind of wondering.

You're so anti crypto and now you're going to be on this conference. So trying to figure out what your thoughts are on it now that you're an expert.

Now that I'm an expert on cryptocurrency.

Yeah.

Yes, I am an expert on cryptocurrency. I have lost the least amount of money among all of my friends. So I, I am, I am officially an expert on cryptocurrency. I was asked to speak at this, this crypto summit as the founder of capitalism.com to talk about how it could affect capitalism. And I'm of the opinion that cryptocurrency.

I got mostly bearish on it. I think you probably shouldn't touch it. I am not a fan. I don't try to pick worthless coins to see which one is going to get more money. I think all the arguments for cryptocurrencies going up in value are full of hot air and the hot air is probably worth more than the coins themselves. But I think that blockchain itself itself could be a very interesting play for.

Individuals and for businesses moving forward. So I'm talking about how blockchain could bring more buyers online, particularly in third world countries. But I'm going to be very public about my bearishness on cryptocurrency, which I don't expect to go over well with that audience.

So basically shortening the supply chain until you think it could be of value to them.

You nailed it. That's exactly it. I think it could shorten the supply chain. I think it break down a lot of barriers of trade. But to try and pick cryptocurrencies as an investment I think is kind of ridiculous right now.

What is JP Sync?

What does who think JP think?

Yeah.

Jp, Are you buying Stellar man or are you buying Eos Man?

I think the fact that cryptocurrencies have nothing real behind them is what makes them the most valuable.

So it's just like money that has no gold behind it is most valuable. Valuable. I think that's what makes cryptocurrencies valuable? Because not only do they have nothing behind them, but they themselves are nothing. They're just digit. They're just ideas. Capital.

Capitalized.

I am.

They're just ideas captured through digital digitization.

But you know what? I did. This will really fascinate you guys. I think, on a serious note, I have approximately 21 million used squares of toilet paper. And because I installed a bidet adapter into my toilet, there will never, ever be more used toilet paper squares, which, because of that scarcity, makes them more valuable. And because there's going to be institutions, institutional money moving into used toilet paper squares at any minute now, because they haven't yet. So there's all this money sitting on the sidelines. It's only a matter of time that the value goes up exponentially.

I have something to say about that toilet paper analogy. I think if you think about, like, what if there was crypto food or crypto toilet paper?

And then that makes me think, like.

Cryptocurrencies, at a very direct level, are valueless to me because they themselves, like, they. They can't do anything for me. And I know I'm thinking very fundamentalist here, but I personally. I think there's many reasons why. But I personally haven't invested in cryptocurrencies, and that's because at a fundamental level, they don't offer direct value. Value into my life as far as, like, they themselves can't do anything beneficially.

For me, but they can make you rich, man.

Yeah. Other than.

But Bitcoin, though. Other than the moon.

Other than that, and other than me using them to buy me things.

In a Lambo.

That's true.

You just changed my mind.

Lambos. Lambos for all.

I love Lamborghini abbreviations.

Nailed it, G. Thanks so much, man.

What does a doctor think?

Oh, it's a good call.

As a doctor, I think crypto surgery. Crypto is a great uses, great technology. It's not an asset class. Boom.

Amen to that.

That is. I love. That was potent.

That's what happens when you go to medical school. All right. Hey, thanks for the call, man.

That was a lot of wisdom in a few words.

That was.

It is great technology, but not an asset class. Wow.

That. That is. I. Man, that was wise. I'm sure I stole it from somewhere, man. I'll steal it from you.

I swore I wasn't gonna end this Facebook lot. I swear I was gonna end this episode of Wine with wine until Dr. Clement finished his wine. But we'd go on for nine hours.

Yeah, we're gonna be here for nine hours. That's what's, that's what's gonna happen.

This is where I put it on 4x speed waiting for him to finish.

You know. Well, I will take a closing question, but I do like that somebody quoted JP here. Cryptocurrencies are just ideas captured through digital digitization.

JP Sears, come on now, that sounds so true.

Seller, seller, be sold, baby.

I most peed when I just leaned back. That's how full my bladder's been these past two and a half hours.

Yeah, I'm pretty, I gotta, I gotta pee pretty bad too. JP what is, what is the deepest life advice you could give in this state of wind out ness?

Do not aim for being who you want to be. Aim for being who you actually are. I think being who you want to be is a state of control. I think trying to be who you actually are is a state of surrender. And I think that's the language, that's the energy of the heart, not the ego. The mystery of who, who you are is where your meaning and fulfillment is. Not who you want to be nor who you think you are.

This is my turn. So I, I thought we were gonna get really deep into personal development. Tonight.

We talked about cryptocurrency.

Because I've been doing a lot, lot of self exploration lately of like tracing my, my childhood and my upbringing and finding the stories that made me who I am and why I do certain things that I do and the benefits and the challenges that have come out of a lot of different experiences. So I thought we were going to go there. And as I'm talking this I keep waiting for the some life advice to come out of me. But mostly I feel like at 30 I am still learning as much about myself as when I was growing up. And so my life advice would be stay curious, always be curious, always stay in learning mode. Because as soon as you stop learning and you think you have the answers, I think that's when you start to decline. I've been very public about my spiritual journey, about my exit from Christianity and my entry into I don't know what the hell. And.

I like the quote that I learned heard once which was.

Listen to the man who pursues truth and flee from he who claims to have found it.

And I plant drop.

And I think it was Bill Clinton who once said.

In the Oval Office, I might add, I wonder what this will be like.

And he stayed curious, that's for sure.

Curiosity got the cat off.

And then Dr. Clement performed open heart surgery on us. Dr. Clement, what life advice would you leave the wine with winers? All the whiners.

Wine.

All the winos. All the whiners. How would you like to be addressed Wine with wine community?

I think it's important to.

I like the curiosity piece.

I also, I think.

For many of us who don't really know where we're going, well, I think I have a somewhat good direction of that. But I think it's important to always create options and be open to possibilities because.

I think for many of us, I don't think we would have known where we were five years ago. Did you have any idea, like, where you would. Where you are today?

If you had just said, dad, I would have been like, that's not physically possible.

Yeah, five years.

Yeah, five years ago.

Yeah.

That was something I've never done.

Okay.

Yeah.

Like, be open to possibility.

Yeah.

I love that.

And if you cry more than once a decade, you're a namby pamby that you are.

And.

Asians don't cry, man.

Yeah, I don't think they like to be called that clan.

I like to be called Canadian.

You said Hawaiian, which made me think of the 1980s. Like businessmen in the New York Stock exchange who are all up on cocaine. Made me think of them. So what do you think it would have been like to be a cocaine addict on Wall street in the 1980s wearing, like, a white suit jacket?

Would have been a lot of fun.

Yeah. Yeah, right.

In the 1980s, I was still a sperm, so I was wearing a white jacket.

That's what it would have been like. Be like. You're being a sperm.

Fertilize the egg.

Well, folks.

This has been wine with Wyan. Special thanks to the good Dr. Clement, Juan and JP Sears, the relationship experts.

Dr. JP Sears, thank all of you.

For hanging out with us. We will see you soon. Thanks for joining us on Wine with Wine.

Good night.

Bye. Bye. YouTube.

I literally don't know how to end it. Live, I think you.

You die is how you end life. Life.

I don't want to kill people on YouTube.

What are. There was a YouTube shooter in. Who are you?

Hey, who we got Kamada, Christine. Brianna's still with us. Amanda, Aiden, Mark Keller, Jacqueline, Sanny. Still with us.

Hayden's here.

Tom, Tw. TR is still with us. Rachel. David is still with us. David got weird. David got weird tonight. David. David said a lot of things about politics, and then he said who we wanted us to fertilize. I feel like David feel like David. You are angry at us about our politics. We just want to be friends, man. Come on, dude.

I think we're.

Can't we all just get along?

Who else? Nicola.

Hey.

Good to see you. What?

Nicola?

Different Nicola. How do I end Facebook? How do I end YouTube live? Okay, bye.