A short holiday-themed skit/advertisement featuring Derek Cole and a Santa Claus character promoting the 'Simmons One Hour Comfort Club' as a Christmas gift. The dialogue humorously contrasts giving humidifiers versus gifting the Comfort Club membership and expresses customer appreciation and holiday greetings.
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In the name of Kris Kringle. Why did you buy 20,000ft of gift wrapping paper? It's for all these humidifiers. They make wonderful Christmas gifts. You know, it's time to send you to the island of misfit toys. Look, Scott, here's your present. A Simmons One Hour Comfort Club membership. You're welcome, Derek. Our customers love us, but no one wants a humidifier for Christmas. But. And the Simmons One Hour Comfort Club isn't on Santa's wish list either. But our comfort club is the ultimate protection against system breakdowns, right? True. Well, that makes it the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. We just tell folks how much we appreciate them. Okay. Everyone here at Simmons One Hour owes another year of our success to you. You've graciously invited us into your home and trusted us with the comfort and safety of your family. We're so incredibly grateful for that. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Ho, ho, ho. Santa, I'm here to pick up those Simmons One Hour Comfort Club membership cards. Got em right here. They're on everyone's wish list this year.