A comedian argues America's greatness comes down to air conditioning and ice. He jokes the national anthem should mention AC, and recalls seeing a man put ice in his milk at a café.
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I have found out why America is so great, and it is one thing and one thing only: air conditioning. It is the greatest thing I have ever experienced. It is hotter than Satan's butt crack out here, but what makes it bearable is the air conditioning. I believe you need to add a verse to your national anthem that talks about air conditioning. Americans are only scared of one thing, and that is being hot. But I love it. I love it. Is it something you have against being hot? Because the air conditioning, the ice in everything. Hello. Something that I figured out while being here is that ice makes everything better. Better. I am convinced Americans put ice in every drink. The other day I was out for breakfast and I was at a café. I look over and a man had ice in his milk.