A short YouTube comedy segment titled "BAD JOKES | CRYPTOCURRENCY EDITION" (uploaded Jan 15, 2018) featuring two speakers trading rapid-fire, crypto-themed jokes and one-liners. The transcript centers on Bitcoin, ICOs, Ethereum, miners, exchanges (Mt. Gox), personalities (Jamie Dimon, Alexander Ivanov), and conference references (Cointelegraph, Block Show). The tone is jokey/irreverent and intentionally lowbrow.
All right, guys. The whole point of this is not to laugh. Who controls all the bitcoins in prison?
Your mother?
The chain gang?
Who is bitcoin's leave favorite rapper?
To James. How does bitcoin achieve an orgasm?
By looking at you. So what's the difference between bitcoin and NASA? Bitcoin's going to the moon.
What is the hardest thing for an ICO to sell?
The white paper. What's Satoshi's favorite brand of sneakers?
Nikes?
Asics?
If you have 0.1 Bitcoin, how much do you have?
A piece of paper that doesn't exist. Why doesn't the government embrace bitcoin?
Too transparent, right?
They hate the idea of proof of work.
How do you stop banks from screwing people out of money?
You hype it up.
Block them.
How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?
10.
1 million. You know why? Why? Want to do it at 999,000. 9,900. To verify that he did it.
Where will Jamie Dimon go to invest in Bitcoin in 2018?
Cointelegraph's own conference on the moon.
JP Morgan.
What's the difference between Mount Cox and marriage?
Nothing's immutable. There's no differ.
No, no, no, no, no. There's still hope for recovering some of your coins after Gox. You got it.
So what excites Alexander Ivanov more than anything? Waves.
Why won't the Islamic government embrace Bitcoin?
They don't know how to read.
Nah, they just don't trust anything they can't freeze.
If Ethereum fails, where will it go? It will fork into the ether.
How much does it cost to originally.
Wants to Doshi, who took Bitcoin's virgin virginity?
Ripple.
Bitcoin cash. Thanks, Cointelegraph.
Thank you.
Block Show. Crypto Friends, everybody. Mike, we'll see you at the crypto funds panel later. Yes.
Thank you, your honor.
It's your highness. Thank you, your highness.
