A short, humorous YouTube conversation (uploaded by Dr. Violet Howard) in which two speakers discuss Bitcoin and play a guessing game: for a list of names the hosts decide whether each is a cryptocurrency or the name of a birth control pill. The transcript shows multiple rounds (Enigma, Trinesa, Nebulas, Nexus, Elastos, SmartMesh, etc.) and back-and-forth guesses with corrections.
So did you guys ever heard of bitcoin?
Yeah.
Yes. Can you tell me about it?
I know nothing about it, though.
Isn't it like a little app where you, like, buy a stock and then you watch it or something?
I understand that you mine them, but I don't know how that works.
How do you know what it is?
Buy a few movies because they were using it to sell illegal narcotics. All I know is surf the Internet and check my email. That's about it.
Do you guys have bitcoin? No. I can't afford that shit. There's more than just bitcoin. There's like 1600 cryptocurrencies.
Kind of missed the boat there.
So I have a list here of some names, and I'm gonna read them to you, and you're gonna tell me if it's a cryptocurrency or the name of a birth control pill. So the first one is Enigma. Crypto coins. That's a birth control. It's crypto. It's Cryp. Prevfm. Prevafem.
Cryptocurrency.
Sounds like cryptocurrency. Birth control pill. Trinesa. That is definitely birth control. Yeah. Birth control. Nexus.
Oh, yeah. That's a birth control for sure.
Nope, it's cryptocurrency. A eternity.
A eternity. I'll go crypto.
You're right. To crypto.
Cha Ching.
The next one is Nebulas. Ne. What? Nebula. Nebula. Trinessa. Trivora. Elastos. Elastos.
That sounds like something to do with milk that you can't really drink. I'm going currency. I'm going currency.
Oh, that is tricky.
Birth control.
Birth control.
Birth control.
I'll say. It's, you know, crypto. Birth control.
Cryptocurrency.
Birth control. It's crypto. No, it's a birth control pill. The cryptocurrency.
I think it's because we watch a lot of Internet porn. Gay midget biker porn. We watch a lot of that. We do. Are you serious?
Yeah. What was the first one? Yeah. Birth control. Birth control. You got it. No, it's a cryptocurrency. All right, the next one is Nexus. Yasmin. Smart mesh. Smart mesh. Mononesa.
Definitely cryptocurrency. Oh, that's for sure. That's currency.
Earth control. Oh, definitely. That's crypto.
Crypto.
Nope. It's a birth control. Yeah, it's a cryptocurrency. All right. You got it. It's a cryptocurrency. Yeah, yeah. It's crypto, everyone. Same as birth. Yeah, it's crypto. It's birth control. Have you heard of cryptokitties? I have heard of cryptokitties. I hope you're doing better gambling than you are with this quiz.
Damn, I'm even. So we'll call it a win, right?
