Transcript of a short, humorous YouTube video (March 29, 2018) in which speakers dramatize retail crypto enthusiasm and caution listeners about blind "hodling". The dialogue focuses on Binance Coin (BNB)—its utility (trading-fee discounts, planned role in a decentralized exchange) and contrasts speculative hype ("to the moon", teenage pumpers) with researching teams, white papers, and real use cases.
So your friend calls and asks if you'd like to meet him at some crappy bar for some crappy journey. And when you get there, he is shaking with excitement.
Hey man. So I heard Binance coin is going to the moon Mo.
Yeah, Todd, I've owned Binance for a while. My financial advisor told me to buy as much as I can.
Do you want to buy my car?
Who the hell is your financial advisor?
You haven't heard of him? His name is Crypto Body Inspector. Oh, take a look here. This is my Lamborghini. Bye bye bye.
Now buy them. Buy.
Buy. Buy.
Buy. Buy. Buy. Buy. Buy.
This is not financial advice. And all the research. Everything that you spend in here is your own responsibility. Oh, and this is my cat. And when I buy Binance coin, it meows Meow.
See, he may have. So buy Binance. Mooooo.
You hand the phone back to Todd and you sigh. He's 15 years old, Todd. Well, that genius 15 year old just told me to buy Binance coin. Because you know Lambo Moonsoon bro, and you own it. So who's a genius now? Well Todd, if you own BNB, you can use it to get a 50% discount on trading fees. I trade on Binance because they have a really good track record of open and honest discourse with their users and one of the few reasonable voices as their CEO.
Wait, you don't hodl?
Well yeah, some of it I do. Binance plans to eventually build a decentralized exchange where 100 million coins that they don't burn will be used as fuel to power this exchange.
Ah, the moon huddle gang. Bitch.
You stand up, you grab Todd and you shake them. Todd. If people only hodled everything that they bought, then the whole concept of cryptocurrency would be utterly damn pointless. They have use cases, Todd. It means use them. And stop listening to 15 year olds on the Internet. It rots your brain. Todd gives you a hurt look. He waits a moment and then asks.
So you don't want to buy my car?
Todd, cryptocurrency is not the lifeboat in the meaningless ocean of your life. It is a cruise ship with a bunch of fat rich people on it. And when they finally make it to Fiji, only the hard working staff on board are going to sail off into the sunset. Find the staff, find the teams that are working hard and research them. Read the white paper behind the products, find out what they're planned to be used for in the future and utilize their product. If you believe in it. Todd, now you're out of breath. You're angry. You turn to walk away, and as you do, you hear Todd call out from behind you.
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