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A group of friends play ranked Fortnite together while troubleshooting audio issues and riffing on everything from snacks to Elon Musk. They coordinate weapons and positioning, chase a crown win, and keep the banter going despite constant technical glitches.
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All right.
All right.
4 minutes. Oh, what were we eating last time? Those sour things. Those were so good.
Yeah, so good.
Elon Musk just reveals he bought an entire arsenal of assault rifles in California after they announced a ban on them.
That's awesome.
Well, that just went to 30 minutes, so I don't think we're gonna be able to do it.
Should we all play Fortnite?
Oh, fuck me.
Do you have any more of those sours?
No, I wish.
Oh, fuck.
Were they downstairs?
Were they?
Yeah.
That container is gone. Really?
What were those things?
Uh, they are, uh, Airheads sugar.
Do we run to the fucking gas station and get more?
Mhm.
Now it's at 44 minutes. It's going up.
I know, it's like opposite. Only one person now.
Yeah, all right, they changed it.
Changed Fortnite, at least how it looks. Rank drill belt.
Hmm.
Remember that one kid?
Oh yeah, so funny. I'm sure we'll get some people.
Oh, one you played with?
Oh yeah, what was his name? Something.
What? Harmon's playing.
Oh, look, Lucas and Dylan are playing.
Who?
Uh, his little nephews. Harmon's like so weird. He just doesn't even—
what is he?
He's just—
he's just weird now. Let's see.
He's just what?
Weird now?
His character?
No.
Like he— so, oh, there we go. Watch it, I'm still alive.
He what?
All right, I think we're live.
All right.
I think we got the advertisements going. Wow, force people to watch ads. Whoa, look at that Halloween.
All right. You gotta help me with strategy. What's our plan here?
I kind of am a piece of shit and suck right now.
So we gotta, we gotta think, use our brains to come up with a strategy as opposed to just sit back and expect my natural God-given talent to carry us.
Sure.
All right, this is ranked, so it's a little, it's a little sweaty. Oh yeah, we're both in it. Look at that, we got the sleep doctor, the drug doc. Oh, you fucker, I'm coming for you. All right. Oh, I love this gun. So one of the best skills to learn is the no-aim shotty. Because it's like that. Oh, this is my best. All right, we're looking all right. I only have, uh, long range though.
Keep them at a distance though.
Well, yeah, we'll see. Okay, first off, I cannot see any of my shit anymore, so I've actually got to move this over. And now let's look at it. I think it'll be fine. I think we're gonna be right next to each other, actually. Yeah, nice. I actually like that.
All right, okay.
Why is Andrew not even in here?
He was at the top.
No, he wasn't, was he? Oh, I can't. Oops.
Okay. Oops. That was my bad, guys. I meant to send you an invite, Harmon.
I didn't mean to join your party.
Jacob!
Sorry about that.
Wait, Jacob!
Jacob, get in!
Sorry, I'm live right now. You guys should hit me up after, but I'll get out. Sorry, guys.
I did that on purpose. Dude, Dylan's a stud, and it'll be hilarious with them.
All right, just a little shit and kids.
Dude, this will be fun with Harmon. Thank God.
Why?
Because Harmon's really good. I'll fucking blow. And then when you're playing, we'll— 3 is way easier.
Or 3, there's—
it's like Oh no, 3 is pretty competitive. 4 is way less competitive though, for whatever reason.
Like, the matchmaking gets all fucked up.
I haven't seen a single soul yet.
All right, let's see what this guy's got for sale. All right, nice.
I'm glad Harmon's playing tonight. Oh, fucking— I'm gonna play all night with him. Nice, got a key.
Why'd you send this weird—
oh.
What did I say? Harmon's weird?
Yeah.
Because he's, uh, ever since I had to— I don't know.
Had to what?
He just hasn't been meeting with me because he doesn't want to talk about business stuff because he's a little bitch.
Me, like, hanging out.
Oh, he's just stuck at—
that was close.
I don't know if I like that shotgun.
Pumpkin.
Some little kid told me SMG sign-offs. The best thing you can get. I don't believe him. It doesn't sound right. Wow, I don't know how to tell how many people are watching. Nobody's asked a question. Oh, You see that guy up there? Was I hallucinating?
I didn't see him.
All right, let's see here. Oh.
The fuck is this?
Full ammo.
I don't know. Oh, there's like all these Halloween things all around.
All right.
Gotta stay stealthy.
Dude, playing with that kid was hilarious.
Like, he's like, yeah. Did you use a sniper rifle? Oh, you see that guy flying in?
Think that's gonna hit him.
What if he just hopped up and got wiped out?
That would be fucking—
oh, that's what I needed.
He's fucked now. Where was he at?
Oh, I think he was actually over here.
He's gone, dude.
Oh, what? Oh, fuck, that's a guy. Where the fuck is he?
Right there.
Got him.
He did not know where that fucking came from.
What a fucking idiot. I don't think the rocket's my best tool now. I'm just gonna wait.
Storm. Yeah.
Oh, there's a guy down here. Where? Right in front of you. Right there.
Oh, that's, uh, it's like Jesus. Oh no, I don't need that.
Harmon, what's up, buddy?
Yo, what's up?
Nada, me and Kev are just hanging out.
What's up, Harm?
What up?
How are you?
Lucas might come over, I'm not sure.
Yeah, he just joined. What's up, buddy? How are you, Lucas?
No cussing, Kevin.
I'm the worst. Yeah. Why am I echoing?
Am I on like a speaker?
Yeah, you are. Are you echoing?
Yeah, it's full.
Yeah, I hear it. Yep, me too.
Oh, we can turn it down a little.
TV volume.
Why, Kevin, why aren't you playing?
Uh, the, uh, Switch has 34 minutes. Uh, the Xbox is downstairs, but the Switch is upstairs, so— but he will be joining us shortly.
I think it'll take less than 34 minutes to grab the Xbox. Just food for thought.
Wait, what do we say?
I love that thought, actually. I'll do it next. I'll just bring it upstairs.
Dylan wants to leave his friend.
Oh my!
So Kevin can join us and it'll make us a foursome. But hey guys, Kevin's really, really, really bad.
Really bad.
So should I accept Dylan's request then?
Oh.
Uh, I thought I accepted it.
Uh, it doesn't look like he— Should I let him in?
Should I let Dylan in?
Sure.
All right, cool, I'll let him in.
I got Dylan. What's going on, man?
Wait.
Wait, wait, Dylan, did you tell your friends why you left? Yep.
Okay, we got 345 on right now, so you guys ready to get some dubs?
Heck yeah!
Just got my crown win.
Yeah, we just got off of one.
Nice.
This is my first game of the day, so Nice.
Two, baby.
Two.
Weak.
Yeah.
Is this the skin I should be wearing? Should I wear this or Batman?
Uh, either one.
I'm coming for.
I'm gonna beat him.
That's like Aaron Jones but white.
Bad guys somewhere in here.
I don't know what happened to the baseball game.
Oh, cross away.
Oh yeah, rocket launcher, don't you think?
Yeah.
Oh, oh.
I gotta go pee.
BRB.
Got him!
Oh, that was deep.
What happened?
What was that laugh, bro?
I don't know who did that.
That was probably me.
All right, well, we should.
All right, with soaring jump and— oh, is that a broomstick's back?
Heck yeah, broomsticks are back.
Yep, they are.
I think I'm in a pretty prime position here. 9 people left.
I can coach you once I'm done picking out my combo.
Okay, I got 9 people left, 4 kills. It's my first game back in a sec.
I'll take it.
What'd you get? Oh, he's still in it.
Nice.
Um, I'll be right back.
Oh, I can hear everything that goes through the mic.
Oh, I just killed myself.
Oh my God.
How did that— I didn't— I fell off the zipline and I died. I didn't think you could do that.
Um, yeah, you can.
Well, I'm coming back. Uh, so I will do, uh, we can do headphones.
It doesn't matter. I just maybe turn us down a little bit.
Yeah, I will do that.
Or turn your own mute, like turn your volume that like Because you're pretty loud too.
Oh, we are?
Are you on the boom mic?
Yeah, I'm on the big mic.
That's why.
Yeah, so just move it to like away from the speaker, like maybe behind you or something.
Oh, I— that's a good idea.
Or maybe throw it like in this seat.
Yeah, I got a little cushion too.
Yeah.
And then we're gonna go down on mic. Hello? Oh yeah, that is high.
Yeah, that's worse.
Hello? Way better. Hello?
Not echoing as bad. Uh, yeah, it's still pretty bad.
Okay, still pretty bad.
And then just keep— yeah, I mean, I can hear you very, very loud, so just turn it to like the second to the lot, like just almost mute.
Almost.
Why can't I emote?
I wonder if it's this thing, don't you think?
Because I can hear you way over the music, and I have my thing set to mainly game, less chat.
It's just me so low on the thing. Hello?
Wow, is that worse? No, it's about the same right now. Uh, I'm a little quieter, but you're the same. You're still really loud.
Um, I know how to fix it and it's very quick.
Oh boy.
Usually when you say that, it's not very quick, and it's and it's definitely not better. And then you get mad at me for telling you that it's not better, and that I don't know what I'm talking about because you fixed it.
Well, I think.
That's how these conversations usually go.
Try—
just try doing the PlayStation button and then go over to the sound and then go down to game chat and then move your balance over.
Okay.
Or the microphone, sorry, mic, and then adjust mic level and And then push that way low.
I'm also pretty sure Jacob has to return to the lobby.
That's right. We'll get this fixed.
Okay, we'll figure it out.
I was echoing in my own head, so I was like, what the heck? So PlayStation button, microphone next to the controller, adjust level. Left, left, left, left, left. That should fix it. I can't hear you if you did something else, and I can't hear myself, which means the mic's probably muted.
Jacob, you almost done?
He's getting there. He's doing something quote unquote really quick.
So did he die?
Yeah, he died.
Ah.
Whatever it is, there's no audio, but it's definitely the sound is coming through. Now it's vibrating, vibrating, vibrating louder, vibrating louder. No sound though. My brain vibrating. Okay, now it's getting turned down again. So he can hear us because he's responding to what I'm saying, which is good, but we still can't hear him. So we'll have to wait for him for a minute to plug in whatever he's— he's got a lot of computers and PlayStations and speakers and TV.
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and plug in my headphones.
Oh shit.
What? I'm sorry.
Okay, now put this in and put the headset on. Right here is where it needs to be.
Uh, oh, there they are. Can you guys hear me?
Doesn't sound like it, but you guys hear me? Give up eventually and do what I said.
Can you guys hear me?
I mean, you already, you already heard exactly what I— what's gonna happen. Happens quite regularly.
I just don't even know what's happening.
