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Hello there. Hey, brother. Darlene's mom passed away today. Don't scratch me, okay? No, no, don't be biting me. No freaking cat. Okay, let's win this shit, Jacob. Pursuit of happiness. Sorry, what the hell? Did you do her makeup?

She did it on her own. She was just being funny.

I was like, did you do her makeup?

I look like I did, right?

I was like, wow, that's crazy how the storm didn't get me. Yeah, come to be dead when it's not you.

Yeah, I was running around trying to kill people and then they got fucking—

Jacob!

They're looking for a song.

You, uh, you invited him or he just Join.

I invited him. He was a solo. Jacob, did you fall asleep again? Jacob, did you fall asleep again? Last time you fell asleep. Jacob, are you ready?

Huh?

It's funny, when you got on that suit, he was all little. Is Sammy awake? Sammy, come here a second. Oh shit, it fits him now! The costume that Brianna got him, the pumpkin, remember?

Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, he probably looks adorable.

Hey, you should post that, uh, him.

You can't hear me? Oh, nice. I did fall. I went. I might have once. No, I have no idea what you're talking about.

You were, you were—

I have no idea what you're actually talking about.

I'm a pharmacist!

That doesn't sound like something I did, so don't even worry about it.

Oh, just use my excuse, be like, you can't prove anything.

So yeah, you can't prove anything.

Actually, I took a screenshot of you.

Oh, bullshit.

I'll send it to you on Instagram.

Uh, I need you to delete that. No, I'm just kidding. Why is my cam— my camera's not up for some reason.

Look, it's that group we were fighting. Look right here, that guy and that guy.

I can't see, I'm still downloading. Where are you? Oh, I don't— I can't, I can't, uh—

Oh, that was the group that killed you last. What's that?

Let me see.

Audio interrupted.

I don't even see you online.

Me? Oh yeah, no, I'm on YouTube. I'll go live on Twitch when I'm ready.

Oh, okay.

Audio— where's the video?

Yesterday we went to see Chris Tucker.

Oh nice, that's hilarious.

He was all right. He was— some of it was stupid. He kept talking about the freaking Will Smith slap.

Um, yeah, that was kind of funky. Oh, gotcha.

So long that everybody was thinking that it was him. That— so I don't know who called his mom to say, hey, your son just got slapped. He's like, who hit my son? Who hit my boy? And he made it so long. I was like, hey, move on.

Oh wow, yeah, he talked about the gorilla, that, that little black kid that— oh, Harambe. Yeah, why?

And like, he's like, oh, if it was a, if it was a white mom and their kid fell, the mom would be like, oh my God, oh my God, help my son, help my son. But since it was a black man, like, well, that's what he gets, that's what he gets.

Oh wow, they're like, that's— I told them to sit here and to me. That's what he did.

Listen, I was like, that's not even funny.

Oh, he's like, go say bye to your brother.

Oh, your brother.

That's it, we're going home.

Wow.

And then he's like, he was all showing off how much money he makes and how much freaking, um, on the vacations he's been and, uh, what kind of cars he has. Oh, thanks to you guys, thanks to you guys, I have all this money. Thanks to you guys that I go to Dubai. I've been to Italy and France and this and that, and I had this much and I had 2 houses.

Wow, that was my own neighbor.

Thanks to you guys, keep watching my shit. I'm like, you fucking asshole.

Yeah, that's kind of weird.

And then at the end, he was just doing impersonating of like Michael Jackson and, and, uh Donald Trump, Bill Clinton.

Uh, was that funny?

No. Oh, I was like, okay, change your material. And then he's like, all right everybody, good night. I'm like, boo. Hey, but the tickets were free, so I'm good. Oh, I can't— you scare me.

Why were they free?

I want him at the radio station. Stop!

Oh yeah, fucking foot. You told me that, I feel like.

Yeah, anybody want this, uh, suppress?

There we go, I got it all fixed. Just let me know when you guys want to go live, or if, I guess.

Yeah, fuck it.

Cool, let me, uh, boost it then. Because I have like an hour.

So how you doing today? Are you kind of tired or kind of, you know, like last time? Are you good?

No, I'm good, but maybe a little.

There's always the but.

There's always that but. But I might get a little weird.

Um, let's do this. Uh, well, we appreciate the honesty.

Uh-huh.

Oh, I want—

I need that pizza right here.

I love it when you call me señorita. All right, there you go.

Hey, who the fuck shot at me? Oh, somebody shot me.

Somebody—

oh, there he is.

Motherfucker. It's a bitch.

Oh, there they are.

It's some bitches.

They got to be bots. They're just missing.

Right here, right here.

Nice, nice.

Oh, you're full of money. Thank you, baby. Oh, I'll take that if you don't mind.

All right, I need to move some screens. Oh, I'm gonna hide in the bush. Oh, okay, hold on. I'm not gonna be able to hear you for a second. I gotta fix my computer. Oh, oh, all right. Where's the bush? Uh, perfect. All right, thanks.

Yeah, she thought— she thought I did your makeup.

No, I did it. I got bored, so I just messed it all up. Yeah, I really thought your father did it. No, my dad's not that cool. He seems all right cool, I guess. A little bit cool. Okay, I messed it up on purpose. But also, baddie slay. Look, Veronica, you should let me be your makeup artist. I'm so good at it, right? Oh yeah. You want a sticky grenade or twin mag or this suppress? You want any of that?

I'll take the, uh, yeah, that one.

I'll take the spray instead of the medkit. Oh, there's 2 medkits right here. Yes, can I help you?

Oh, all right, I'm back. Where do I need to run? Oh, did you find me on YouTube?

Oh no.

I can hear an echo. Uh, I hear an echo from somewhere.

Not us, we're not in the same room.

Hmm, wonder why.

Oh, I took everything. Oh, cat, you scare me! I want one, baby. I got them for you. Yeah, bitches! Get out of here! You coming, Jay?

Yeah, can you hear me, bitches? Can you hear me yet?

Yes, we can.

Oh, there it is.

We killed a bunch of bitches here.

Sweet. Sweetness.

Other legendary slurps. Legendary. Oh, don't mind if I do, motherfuckers.

Is this— oh Jesus, Ryan.

That's my Ryan. That's my Ryan. 31, 32, 62. It should be down. No way. It's like, I'm going down, baby.

Oh, nice.

World's upside down, please believe me, since you've been gone. Yes.

Huh?

Oh, everything's going wrong, baby. My whole world's upside down. Sleep don't come easy. Going down. Going down.

Awesome.

What was my other song, baby?

Are you guys ready? Oh, I was gonna boost it.

Every good girl needs a little thug. Every black boy needs a little love.

Go ahead and wait. What are we gonna call this? Ah, it doesn't matter actually. I'll just go with my general title.

Yeah.

All right.

Late night with the bestie.

Let's see here. Exit that.

A bunch of bullets. I'm already full. Okay.

And we'll come in. It'll be good if we're just about to win right when we go live. So.

Okay, so wait.

All right, well, I mean, if as much as we can.

Here, drink this right here. What it is?

I ate my spacebar. That was that person's name.

Nice.

Every good girl needs a little love, dog. Every black boy needs a little love.

I gotta get out of here. They're gonna rape me.

Let me put it down. I'm gonna pick it up.

Uh, Simtastic, come here. Oh baby, I got a big splutter right here. Look.

All right, come on.

I got a fishy right here.

Wait, wait, wait, where's he at?

Hurry baby, hurry! He is 350 meters away.

Oh shit, it's okay, let's go. Okay, I'm gonna do it.

What the hell?

Oh shoot, snipe me!

They hit me in midair.

Oh shit, don't worry, Brisby, our Veronica and Jacob are on their way.

Yes! Okay, come here, Jacob, so I can splash you with this magical—

oh, oh, okay, I opened that, uh, drop and it was Oh nice! Oh, somebody's yeah, somebody's swimming.

They went out the thing.

Where are they?

Right there in the bush.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lightsaber.

Oh boy! Let's.

Oh, Ryan, don't go live yet.

Oh, I'm not.

Fuck.

Oh shit, what the fuck? Oh, there was 2 of them. All right, that's fine. Let me buy— how many people do we want to see us? I can kind of control how many. Do we want like 300? So I buy 1,000 and that'll get us about 300, but we have to play good because people will know it's fake.

Okay.

I'm gonna have it ask me a bunch of generic questions about pharmacy, so just ignore those, and that's just to fill up the chat. Okay, so boost till... I'll show you all this. Are you still gonna work for me?

Ow!

I wasn't that fucked up. Let's see, I need your cell phone number.

909—

Hold on, hold on, hold on, before we go. 909-683—

what?

368-6231. 6231. I'm calling you just so it's saved. That's my phone number.

Yeah.

All right, let's see what we got.

Hey baby, I got to see this TikTok. Yesterday I went to Walmart, I bought some things, went to the cashier, she told— he told me my total was $145.27, so I put that shit back in the car, took my ass to South check-in, the total was $34.72.

Jesus, were you like watching her and didn't trust her or something?

No, it was a TikTok somebody posted that.

Oh Jesus, that's hilarious. You should act like that was you.

No, uh, Ryan's the AP, he's a loss prevention, he watches for that.

Oh wow.

Yeah, that's how I got my eye on her.

I started, you know, you got it. All right, her assets.

No, he told me that before he even started talking to me. He started taking pictures of my breasts through the cashier, through the self-checkout.

All right, I'm going to lobby.

And then my Halloween skin.

Nice. Which one should we wear? We should be something that's attractive because I think it shows a screen on, uh, PlayStation when you're above 1,000 viewers. Um, let's see.

I'm gonna be this fluffy guy.

Oh, this is the wrong place.

I don't like the back wings on that though.

All right, we're just gonna have 2,000 and I'm just gonna let it kind of go wild. It's only like $60 and 120 minutes.

I put no backlink. Oh, look at that, I went wild. Hey, that's the customs. There's going to be something extravagant. Listen, yeah, this is extravagant. That could be a Transformer too. That'll be a Transformer. Look at that Transformer shake that ass.

Ew!

Just kidding. Oh, there you go. Oh baby.

No, I already noticed that you don't love me as much as I love you.

Oh wow.

Look at my bodyscape.

Um, ooh, I like the Transformers. I don't— let me see if I have one.

That's so dumb. Nasty.

I'll be right back.

Uh-oh, I hear the yawning.

I just paid for 2 hours. We're going for 2 hours.

Oh, let's see what we can handle. We worked all night.

Oh, I did it. Oh yeah, I can do it without you guys if you guys need to go to bed. It's already slurring. You can't tell anybody I'm drinking.

No, of course not.

That's our little secret.

I know. Oh, Ryan just found out a secret of mine today. He probably— he's not gonna say anything.

Oh, I'm gonna pry that secret out during the, the show.

It's, it's personal.

And it's weed. I'm just gonna be honest with you. And my Delta-8. I'm a complicated man, Vanessa.

Vanessa? What the fuck?

What?

Veronica.

Veronica. Fuck me. I just hired somebody named Vanessa. Veronica. It's already taking effect. Hey, why am I echoing? Is somebody, uh, watching, uh, and the sound's coming from their TV? No, I got to see which one of us it is. Let's see.

Yeah, cuz we're not on the same TV. Um, baby, are you watching his live? No, no, not yet.

Oh, can we add Yeet to the mix?

You could add whoever you want.

Oh, you guys, you want a fucking all-star? Oh no, I just sent an invite to the wrong person.

Oh shit.

Oh yeah, Vanessa, I wrote that in there. That's why I fucking said that. I accidentally wrote it into your name as a nickname. How do I change it?

Vero, like my white brother-in-law called me Vero instead of Vero. Vero.

I was fucked up when I did that. No, you weren't.

No, never.

I have— we're not live yet. Veronica. Okay, Yeet is probably the best player out there. Um, did I now? Oh God, I just sent an invite to the wrong person again.

Again?

I'm not great. Oh, he just got off, but I'll send him the invite. We'll do trios first. No, Phil. Yeah, probably make me the party leader.

No, you're on the computer.

Hello?

Hello?

It's my mic. Why is it echoing? I wonder if the stream's echoing.

I don't know.

I don't know either.

Well, just go and then we'll see.

Uh, let me see if this mic's better, okay?

Oh, I gotta buy more makeup. I'm running out. Like, I'm literally like taking out all the makeup out of my makeup. Oh, I'm gonna buy some makeup. I cut it, the tube. I put in my brush in there so I could do my makeup. But it's $15 for the little tube of freaking makeup. How much discount would you get for, for paying something for $15?

Um, I'm not sure, but like, like a dollar or two, huh? Yeah, something like that.

That's still down 10%. Let's just go to Target.

Fuck it. I have this damn login where it tells me how much I've saved throughout the year. Last year I saved $1,000, like $1,800 something.

Oh, through the year. Using your discount card?

Yeah. Out of all that, like a dollar something was what you saved. Huh? A dollar something is what you saved.

A dollar what?

What was it? A dollar and 13 cents?

A dollar and 19 cents.

Oh yeah, there you go.

Fucking asshole. I'm like, I'll give you $1.19. Like, it's not about the money. Then what the fuck is it about? Like, I can pay for my own shit. It's just— it's, oh, you can't shop here. I'm like, no, I'm gonna shop here.

All right, can you guys hear me?

Yeah, I was like, he should have known not to give me the discount. He's, uh, I'm not trying to get him in trouble.

Hey, can you guys hear me?

Yes.

Fuck yeah. Okay, I figured it all out. Um, I don't need that, but I actually like it there. Um, now you guys need to tell me when the music is a little too loud, just real quick. So like background music? Um, and these are Twitch safe bangers. This little playlist, Twitch cheerful playlist.

Okay, what's some good shit?

Like what?

I don't know, something good.

Okay, I think you'll like this one then.

I want to be dancing and Singing that shit, something I know, so people, so people can see how talented I am.

Oh, something you know? This would all be stuff you didn't know. So let's do Twitch safe classics. There's way more playlists than that. This just has to be mine. All right, nope, dismiss. All right, switch to Twitch.

Bangers.

See what's in this one.

That's good, just keep that. It's fine.

No, it's fine.

I like that.

Touch save music.

Rock.

What do you want? Uh, copyright gaming music. There we go, that'll work. Everything's fine because we're going to be talking. Is the music too loud? No, no, no, no. Hell yeah, that's how it all sounded. That's strange.

It just sounds like background music.

Excellent. Well, we're going to be talking about love tonight. I'm sure, because that's what it sounds like. So, Vanessa, Veronica. Oh, my bad, it keeps saying it up top and I gotta change it.

Hold on. Oh, you changed it to summer versus winter.

Yeah, it just changed.

There we go.

Okay, all right. And, uh, Simtastic, what do you want me to call you?

Uh, whatever, Ryan. There it is.

What do you prefer? All right, boss lady, what are we calling him?

Ryan.

Ryan. Okay.

Oops, I accidentally typed in Ryan.

Ryan, R-Y-A-N. That's my brother's name. Nice. You start at 6 tomorrow, huh, Ryan?

Yeah.

What time is it where you guys are at?

Uh, 11:30.

12:30 already?

11:30.

11:30.

Good.

11:30.

All right, change nickname to Ryan. I've got it.

All right.

Oh my God, I hate PlayStation sometimes. All right, Dylan. Ryan the Ryan. All right, we got it. I'm not doing it again. I know that your name's Ryan, but I typed it in, Gryan's before it, so if I accidentally call you Gryan, just know that it wasn't on purpose the first time.

Oh, for sure.

And it is on purpose now. All right, let's— oh fuck, this cord. If I unplug it, it's gonna be bad, I have a feeling.

All right.

Alright, this cord stays like that. Pulls around a little. Excellent. Alright, that looks good. Probably don't need this anymore. Jesus fuck. Alright.

Excellent.

Sweet, I think we're ready to roll. All right, I'm gonna shut off this.

We're not on, uh, we're not on, um, Battle Royale.

Oh, public game. Uh, am I the promoted?

Yeah.

Okay, so, huh, I definitely stuck my camera in a bad spot. Is there a way to hide the camera while I play? That's my question. Turn off camera, move camera display. I guess I'll just move it. Move it for a sec.

All right.

Where is no builds? Jesus, I hate it when they organize the shit the way they fucking do. Bye, Epic. All right, trios. Unless— unless she— oh, it says he's online. Let's give him a sec. Uh, or we could do Rob. Anyway, failed to send party invite. We're doing Rob, if that's all right.

It's all right.

Uh, it'll take a second, so we'll do one trio and then he'll pop in and watch the end of it. He's trying to build his, his shit, so he always joins, I feel like. All right, Brian the Ryan. Are you gonna ready up?

Baby, ready up. He's on the phone. His brother called.

Okay, uh, I'm good to wait then if you are. I'm good to wait until he gets back. Uh, it's fine. Just tell him not to wait. I gotta do some shit.

Oh, 'cause he has to— this is his last game 'cause he has to get up early.

Oh, he does?

He said he's ready. Yeah, he said he's ready. He texted.

You ready? So he's only doing trios. Vanessa, you're the boss the rest of the night. Are you gonna go the full 2 hours?

Uh, I don't think I am.

I'll try just 1 hour.

Yeah, maybe.

Okay, so this will take like half an hour, 20, at least 20 minutes. Oh, exactly. So it'll be like two or three games.

Yeah.

Cool.

Veronica, Veronica.

You call me Bree or Veronica?

How about I call you V?

Yes.

I love it. It's just short. It's easy. I had. I called my marketing director E. But she's gonna help us blow this shit up and make a lot of money. I decided you're my only employee though.

Hey, I was telling one of my friends that does Spark that I work with, they—

everybody I've told about it says they'll do it for free and just the affiliate, and I'm like, okay. So I don't think we need to pay anybody except for you.

Okay, well, this guy, he's the Uh, have a smoke shop.

Oh, perfect. Like, what do you do?

He used to, but he says he could run shit around like he can.

Oh, he could? In what way do you mean? Just in California?

Distribute shit. Yeah, I don't know, but he said—

I mean, I have distribution warehouses all across the United States at this point, so— Because Ryan was telling me about, you know, and I own my own hemp farm. Farm.

Oh, okay. So, cuz you know how I do shopping for customers, he was telling me, oh, you can do deliveries for weed. I'm like, you can?

He goes, yeah. Oh shit, okay. Yeah, maybe we should talk to him. I agree. I like it. Does he play Fortnite?

Nah. Damn, he's a 47-year-old.

This is a business meeting. All right. Whoa, whoa! Do we like it so I can't see the map? I actually don't like that. I think the center is the. No, I'm just. I'm on YouTube still. There's only one viewer, so I don't really give a shit.

Okay, you're not okay.

And then I stream it onto a different platform so I can advertise and make money. Remember, I turned this into a business. Now, so I, uh, yeah. All right, we're ready to roll. I love it. W.A. Weed's in the right spot and everything looks great. Are y'all ready to go live, crew?

Oh yeah, I'm glad you brought that up, uh, babe. Yeah, like there's a lot of shops. Is there shops out there, like weed dispensaries and stuff?

Um, So the company I'm selling my farm to for $1 million is 45 minutes from me and is in Ontario, and my farm's in Utah, but there's a lot of places in Oregon that have it.

So yeah, because there's a lot of dispensaries.

Oh, you're in Oregon? All right.

No, no, no, I'm just 45 minutes from it. I live in Boise, Idaho, where it's super illegal. I just love breaking the law. I'm just kidding. I hate the government, and I'm definitely gonna overthrow them with my hundreds of millions of dollars I've made in the last fucking month.

But yeah, you know what I mean? Like, that, that wouldn't be a bad idea to open a little shop out here, and you could, you know, you're expanding.

I'll run your shop.

Yeah, we could put a—

Oh yeah, find me a goddamn building. I'm down. Uh, if you could do that, we'll sell Delta 8 there too, and I can, uh, just run it through that business easy.

Yeah, you know what I mean? That way, you know, we—

I love it.

I'm down.

Okay, well, yeah, I mean, do you guys— so do you guys have Udemy? Watch business and accounting shit over the next week is all you have to do. And then I'll, uh, throw you guys the keys of where—

Hey, what's your name on YouTube?

Oh, whenever you guys get done with your MBA on Udemy, don't care how short the course is, you just have to be done and completed at 100%, we'll roll. All you have to do is, uh, send me a, a picture on Vanessa's phone. Oh, fuck. Dude, it says Brizzmaker up there now, so my whole trick did not work. V. V's phone. They both start with V.

Jay, what's your Facebook?

Uh, Dr. Fuchs, I think, or something.

YouTube.

Yeah, you got to connect all the blood. Oh, You need my Twitch login. I can tell you, but I'll probably just text it to you cuz I'll run it tonight, but I'll teach you how to run it.

Oh no, cuz I want to watch you on YouTube.

Oh, smart. Yeah, just go to YouTube and type in The Pharma Problem. I think we'll pull it up, uh, under live though. All right. So studio's all set up and we're gonna go. So basically the way it works, Vy, is it goes from my com— uh, it goes from, uh, the PlayStation to YouTube, and then YouTube I watch it on my screen and then stream it on a different platform called Streamlabs that I'll give you access to. Streamlabs is the one you need. Twitch, you, you'll need. You'll need them all. I'm gonna— I'm just gonna be honest with you, Vy. I need to do some drugs right now, so I'm gonna, um, because I'm a lot better, I'm a lot funnier when I'm on drugs, and I have it right here.

Wait, you're not live already and saying that?

I'm on YouTube, but I'll just— unless you're watching it live, I don't put any videos out To the public to keep.

Okay, yeah, because I don't want you to be putting stuff like that and then they report you.

Correct, it jeopardizes my company, but I've actually, uh, built a board and stuff so it doesn't now. But I still don't like to have that image because even though I own a Delta-8 farm, you know, it's, uh— I agree, but I'm gonna be honest with you, so I'm gonna tell you what I'm doing. So That you know, and you can watch it live now. Babe, get over here. I like to start the show right about now, and then we'll have about 1,000 people or close to it, uh, with the bot stuff. Anything above 1,000 is real. That's how you know. Okay, Vy, are you there? I'm here.

Okay.

I see. Okay, we gotta stick together then. Heal up right here with this.

All right. Oh, fuck me.

Ready?

Yeah, hold on. I just gotta set it up again.

Why am I twitching?

You're lagging.

Oh, there we go. Can you guys hear me?

Yes. That's because you're not—

Hey, you want this?

Yes, I want that.

You already had it. Stop it.

There's never enough for me.

I know. Ah, I threw you.

Fuck, I'm returning this goddamn mic tomorrow. Holy shit, can you guys hear me? Yes or no?

Yeah.

Okay, good.

I need that PlayStation too then.

What did you say?

I said I'm gonna need that PlayStation so I can play better.

Uh, PS5, I agree.

I've been practicing on Ryan's, like practicing on his so I can—

So you can actually play good on it? All right, I'm down.

I'll send you my address.

V, I like to go live around 30.

Okay, 30?

So we just gotta stay alive. No, no, 30 people left.

Oh, okay. I was like, wait, it's 44.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

I want a lightsaber for end of game. I decided I like to get a little strategy going too. So, uh, I really like end of game, like maybe right here. So let's go post up there and just cover it after I do some looting. Uh, I'll kind of run I'll run the show tonight, V, but I'll want you running it after, if that's all right. Let's see, how do I do the kill?

When you start slurring.

When I start slurring? Honestly, do you just want to do it? Because I'm already feeling the slurr coming on.

Yeah.

Okay, sweet. I'll take over when you decide to leave, but I have a feeling that this is gonna be a Fun show tonight.

So hey, how's the little one doing?

Oh, so great. And my wife's all in on this idea of me playing Fortnite, so I love it. It's the only time I am allowed to do drugs, so I'm gonna be here.

If you were— if you, if you, um, well, look, I, I, I gave you my phone number, so you know that means I trust I trust you.

Yeah, yeah, I'll text you too. I trust you too. I'll give you all the bank account info so you can start buying shit. Uh, probably in a week, uh, it'll all be set up. Okay, what the— but you guys got to get those shows watched. I just need to know, make sure you guys know how to manage money, right? You Before I hand it over because it's just important. I know that you might have some background, but it's probably good. Uh, I'll reimburse you for the Udemy, uh, if you both want to work for me. I'll reimburse you, uh, the Udemy, um, after you watch it.

Reimburse us for what?

Uh, you get— the courses cost like $50. And you just gotta find one that you like and wanna do. It doesn't matter if it's 1 hour, it doesn't matter if it's 3 hours, but you gotta complete the entire course. I prefer the ones that take 2 hours because all the same information is consolidated into that. But you need to kinda just familiarize yourself with, uh, to the level of MBA. Do you already have an MBA though?

What is that?

Shut up. You have an MBA, right? Didn't you say you had an MBA?

What the fuck is that? I'm asking.

Are you being for— like, uh, Master of Business Administration is what it stands for. It's a business degree. It's the highest level of business degree, but you can learn all the same information about a 2-hour window if you find the right video on YouTube. But if you want to do a course on— you just have to complete it and then send me a picture of you completing it, okay? And then I'll give you the bank account. I do business weird, but I do it called— it's very effective business. I've read a lot of books about it. So if you want explanations on why I do things, just ask. Um, ask during the show though, I think.

I don't want to sound like a dumbass either. What's an MBA?

I don't, I don't care. Uh, no, no, ask any question, V. I, uh, I just— I thought you were joking around with me right there because you told me that you had one, so I thought you were joking.

No, I mean, I graduated from college.

No, what degree did you graduate with? Was it a business degree?

No, medical administrative assistant.

Oh, perfect. That's— yeah, you got 90% of it, trust me. Just watch, uh, just go to the website Udemy and find the shortest, uh, course for the MBA, and it'll be like a 2-hour course. It'll probably be free, but if you want one of the ones that cost money, and it's 2 hours because it might cost money, just do that one. But I need 2 hours of your time before I hand over the, uh, keys to the money, if that makes sense, so you can, uh, set up your payroll and shit. I just don't have time to do it or I would do it myself, so you guys need to learn how to do it anyways. That's all right. First thing to do is set up your payroll. It's what I promised you. Um, you're gonna need to figure that out via video-wise, and when you guys are ready, just let me know. All right, let's stop talking business and probably start streaming. I think we're at 45. Hold on, hold on, I gotta do something first. Are you watching the video?

No, I can't find you.

Okay, good. I was gonna make it private anyways because you're right.

Yeah, okay, here's shooting over there. Let's, let's go so we could be at 30.

There are 2 people watching me. I don't know if they can hear me right now. But I have the screen off. Are you guys protecting me?

No, we just walked away from you.

Can you protect me real quick? And then we'll— I mean, go do whatever you're doing. I have a, uh, I posted up next to the robot so it'll shoot if anybody gets near, and I'm in the circle, so Yeah, I just wanted to, uh— Hey, do the powers— do you have to get trained like the Jedi stuff before?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Okay, I'm gonna go get that green one if you guys haven't, but one of you guys should go grab that green one.

Wait, I gotta go get Ryan.

No, there's 3 of them. Don't. I wouldn't do it.

I don't care.

And if you do get a gun—

Baby, I would die for you.

I love it. I can't wait.

The distance and the time between us.

Okay, so what you guys have to understand is you can't have the TV on, okay? Uh, you can't watch the show, uh, unless it's muted or it'll double up and fuck everything up. Yeah, so if you're gonna watch it on your laptop, just put the headphones on and then you can just put them on if you want to watch is what I do.

So, uh, he'll reboot him right there where you're at.

Oh, me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we gotta go. All right, I'll reboot him.

Reboot, reboot. I'm on my way.

Yeah. All right, you guys ready?

Yes. Hurry, hurry, hurry.

I'm doing it. Oh shit, no, I'm not doing it. Oh no, I got knocked! It's alright, it's alright. We'll just start from the beginning. We'll just start from the beginning unless you win somehow. I just don't think it's gonna happen until you get a PlayStation 5. People like to see real people fighting, and these guys just probably wiped the entire map before they got to us. Um, alright.

I'm gonna reset.

We're just gonna start live this time because we're running out of time. Honestly, just oh you guys went back. Always ready up. Okay, because we want the show to just always go fast. Okay, okay.

I feel like it goes faster when we go to lobby.

I agree, and if we decide it's going faster, just bring that up. But ready up by I timed them, so used to be better like. 10 months ago it was better. So, uh, not ready, ready, uh, Ryan.

Ryan. Last one, baby, last one.

Yeah, this will be my last one.

Okay, this is your last one? No worries, we're gonna play with, uh, do other duos. Okay, Vanessa, for the show.

Sure, Travis.

Oh, if Travis— is Travis on?

No, but you call me Vanessa.

Oh, again? V, V, V. Oh, V, V, V, V, V. Okay, I thought I called you Veronica and I kind of freaked out because you're messing with my brain because I know Vanessa is the right name now. All right, so let's see if Robbery wants to fill out, uh, just so he knows that, uh Uh, PlayStation friends. Hey, what's my name, bitch? Uh, close friends, send Vanessa. V!

Fucking nasty. I'mma call you Travis.

Okay, V, I'm ready. You guys can't see my shit, right?

No.

Okay, good.

Fuck.

What's my name, bitch?

That shit is funny.

What's that mean?

I'll, uh, start when we are ready to start, okay, V? I like to get posted up in the house and then we'll start, okay? So I can do the intro, unless you want to do the intro.

Nah.

Okay, but you're going to do the monitoring after, if that's Cool, cuz I'm fucked up already, so I already feel it. Unfortunately, weed's a lot quicker than alcohol, and I don't drink alcohol actually, so I just do THC in my Delta-8 that I own. So that's, uh, a little bit of a truth there for you. What, uh, where are we going, guys?

Same place. Oh, you're gonna go to the racetrack?

Frenzy, just mark it.

Let's go, Frenzy. Let's go, Frenzy.

Yeah, can you guide it until, uh, the show starts, V?

Yeah.

Okay, thanks. All right, let's do this, crew. Hey, fuck yeah! Do you want to work, uh, Ryan? Do you want to work for me?

Yeah, he does.

Do you want to play video games and instead of fucking deliver shit for a while and then build your own fucking company like what you just pitched to me. All you have to do is say yes.

Yeah.

Hell yeah? All right, so you work for me now? All right, V, I'm serious. I'll, uh, make all your dreams come true. Okay, I know I'm high again. But, uh, I'm serious, okay? You guys ready to roll? Soon? After we take over this spot, we'll go live. Oh shit, somebody lit it on fire! Holy fuck! Did you guys set this up? Okay, I'm gonna— oh fuck.

Oh shit, he's almost dead right here.

It's fine. I think— Ah, bitch! All right, I'm gonna talk some strategy, V, just make sure I don't get too fucking wild and say that I'm high, okay? Please? And I have a delay to like block the sound, okay? But I'll have to move fast, cuz I didn't set it up, okay?

I'm hearing these bitches fight over here.

It only lasts 10 minutes, I feel like. Uh, so go back to normal. In 10 minutes, okay? So just say stop. Or actually, let's have a secret word. Uh, just say, um, we need to focus, okay? And then I'll come out of it in 2 minutes, okay? You guys ready? I know it sounds weird, but you both work for me. And let's fucking make some money tonight, okay?

Yeah, let's stay focused.

Alright, let's stay focused. That's what you're gonna say if I need to not smoke, and I'm gonna put it away so you know what I mean, okay?

Yeah.

Alright, um, yeah, alright, uh, I know I'm dead. V, if you can make this round work, We need to be safe. Okay, I'm gonna mute for just a second. I have to set up more stuff. All right, but I'm almost done and we can go live as soon as you want. Okay?

Okay, I'll let you know when I'm ready.

All right, all right. Honestly, I like us going live and you saving the day. Honestly, I think I would just wait till they leave and then we'll go live. How about that, V? Yes, yes. Okay, good.

Going to be like, wait, that bush wasn't here. Oh, they're raising the flag right here. Oh, them bitches. I'm not gonna save the day. Oh, freaking bitches.

We gotta focus.

Ready up.

All right, ready up. And you can— we're doing our first test right now. Did anybody go? All right, I'm ready to run it. Honestly, Vy, I didn't get too high, so, uh, let me run it. I'll make sure we get where we need to, and then I'll, uh, actually do live too. Let me just be the harborer of everything, and you guys can see what my vision is. And then, Vy, once we die, you're gonna take over, okay? Because I need you to, okay?

Okay.

You ready?

Yes.

You guys all work for me now. Just remember that. And if you want to quit at any time, all you have to do is just say, hey, we need to talk, and I'll pause it. And then if you quit, that's fine. Okay?

No worries.

You're just, uh, our first guest, and that's fine if it gets too intense. Are you guys ready?

Yeah.

I practiced everything that we're doing. So don't worry, but it's gonna be very visually stimulating. So if you guys need to quit, just fucking quit, okay?

Okay.

I know this all sounds weird. It'll make sense in a sec, okay?

Okay.

Um, once we go live, what I've created is an advertising funnel, and what I'm doing is testing the price and what is actually How much viewership we can actually create with about $100 worth of investment. And I'm doing some research, okay? So, uh, now that you're the employees, do what I said. Learn what I said. After, if you still want to work for me, okay? All right, you guys ready to roll? Just say yes, please.

Yeah.

Yes. Alright, let's fucking do this and just listen to everything I say. And if you want to quit, just say quit and then drop out, and then we'll talk about it after, okay? My 10 minutes is about to happen, so let's, uh, let's post up and take over a place, please, and then I'll, uh, go live after, okay? It's got to be controlled to the full extent. That's why I'm doing everything. I don't need any comments back unless you need a comment back. It's very important for the viewers, okay? So let me say everything. You'll see what I mean, I promise, okay? You guys have to post up. Ben takes 10 minutes. V, let me just talk, and then when you Uh, oh fuck. I know I manage in a weird way, but it's very effective. If you need to quit, just say it, but, uh, just do a timeout, and all you have to just say is timeout, and then you can speak, okay? But it's very important that you do what I say and you just listen, and then you say timeout, okay? Um, my buzzer is beeping for my daughter, and I have to feed her before Before we actually go live now. So this is a practice run. If you guys need to go to bed, just fucking go to bed, okay? But if you guys are locked in and quit, remember you work for me now. I will give you a paycheck by the end of the day. Um, uh, say timeout, remember that rule. Uh, if you need it, uh, I'm gonna have to just quit this game and Come back in 10 minutes, okay? Um, if you guys need to practice to get good, it's very important that we win, okay? Um, V, what do you need to say?

Nothing.

Nothing? Okay, I will be back, okay? Uh, please handle everything, V. You're the boss now. Um, I need a captain and you're the captain. Please say yes if This works for you?

Yes.

Okay, cool. We'll talk shortly. I promise everything will be back to normal when we talk, and then we'll go live. Okay, thanks guys. I'll talk to you later.