Dr. Jacob Fuchs, a pharmacist who streams Fortnite, plays with two others while repeatedly telling viewers not to use drugs. The stream mixes gaming commentary, improvised rap, and profanity-laced banter with a public health message buried under the chaos.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
How's it going, person out there? I'm about to start my stream. I know you probably, um, don't give a shit, but I'm Dr. Jacob Fuchs, and I have a lot more followers on Twitch than YouTube. Um, and I fucking rock at Fortnite. So welcome, person. Um, yeah. I'm talking to you if you are seeing this. Alright, that's, uh, Dr. Captain Fuchs.
And—
I'm organic, you're like processed ham. I give orgasms to different bitches, you like almond bread. Processed salmon on the pots and pans. In the kitchen, easy Mac. Keep on getting lots of cracks, cracks, cracks.
Don't do drugs, 'cause they're too much fun. And you're just one more hit gone. Don't do drugs, 'cause they're the best thing ever. And it's so fun, get fucked up. We don't do drugs, people love to be us. And damn it out there, everybody's lame. Drugs don't do drugs, but it's pretty bad.
And if you don't want Yep, yep, yep, by the phone. The Easter Pink Turtle Rock-a-Phone. I guess I didn't see them.
Balls!
What's up everyone, welcome back to The Pharma Problem. We'll do the intro song This is Dr. Jacob Fuchs, and this is a public service announcement. Please do not do drugs. They're bad for you.
The mollies, yeah, now I'm lost in France in a pony Yeah, I had to dodge a van. Forgot my map, had to stop a man. Excuse me, sir, what's the quickest route to Boston, Mass? He was speaking French, started talking fast. I started bleeding red, but my nostrils blanched. I can't keep depending on this dance, but I can't sleep without a mom and dad. Every day a different toxic plant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bought a bag of pills, was tossing back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Welcome. I'm organic. You like?
Don't do drugs because they're too much fun and you'll just want more when they're done. Don't do drugs because they're the best thing ever.
So And even though I don't condone it, you're at Dunkin' Donuts.
Damn it!
I put him in the cage!
I put him in the cage! God damn it.
You know, some people would say, just quit Fortnite 'cause you suck so bad. You know what I would say to those people? Fuck you, you're mean. I don't want to. That's what I would say to them.
Talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I wish I was strong enough to live that one by one. Hey, isn't this easy? This old town, haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down. Not better than that.
What you doing with a girl like that?
Ooh. I'm telling you. I'm telling you, I wish I was strong enough to be the one for you. Someday I'll be strong enough to be the one for you.
Oh, that's not good.
Fuck that guy.
Shit.
Bye-bye.
All right, let's figure this out this time. God fucking damn it, dude! Just getting wrecked right now! Why? Is the question. That I probably know the answer to, but that's all right. Rough day, bro. Didn't know who you were fucking with, homie. Sweaty as fuck though. Jesus. Oh, fuck me, fuck me.
Fuck me.
Me, dude. Fuck.
Boom, baby!
Let's go, people!
Victory, clan! Oh, thanks for the Firefly, dog!
Go to the far side, dog! I'll burn it all to the ground. All right, let's do this. Be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful. This is for a fucking crown, Lemmy.
Goddamn it! Nooooo!
Let's go murder some people, sir. I would like to hide. Oh, no armor, no armor.
Ha, weird.
That is weird. Oh, there's ammo. Fuck. Yeah, yeah.
No!
You fuck!
God!
