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Kurt and friends play a cooperative game with real-time voice chat, discussing weapons, movement, and strategy while troubleshooting audio issues and chatting about pets and parenting between rounds.
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What's up?
I think I put it so that talk—
wow, you play so loud.
I'm loud?
Yeah. There we go. Here, I'm gonna—
can you hear the music? Uh, it shouldn't anymore. I have headphones because I can barely hear you for some reason.
Because I turned my voice chat all the way down because it's so scratchy.
Okay, I have your voice chat in headphones now, so it shouldn't do that.
Okay, good.
It's a little better, but I still can't hear anything you're saying. But all right, I'll, uh, I'm just gonna start playing. I still can't hear you, but, uh, let's see. Oh, uh, it says trios too. I wonder if it's on my side. Let's see here. Audio balance. Let's see. Let me just show.
I think it's just so loud that you can't hear anything that I'm saying because it's so loud.
What is so loud? Because the music's off.
Now you can hear me, right?
Not very well. It's still all muffled. That's what I'm saying.
Oh.
Like I have my music nerfed so that I can hear sound usually. I, I have it louder when I'm playing, uh, solos, so—
Try changing your game chat and party chat volume.
Game chat— oh, I do, but it's locked. Oh, that's weird. Um, oh, I have it plugged into the wrong fucking thing.
I can't hear anything still. You're— I guess now, but your name's not even popping up, so I'm guessing you know that as well.
Yo, there it is.
Cool. Holy shit.
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, way too well.
It's like screaming in my ears again since last time I started. Hello? Okay. Yeah, I can hear you. I just have to turn you all the way down.
Oh, I'll sit here.
Is it just us? Peace forever.
Yo, you there?
Did you not load into the screen?
Anvil? Perfect.
Nice.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can.
Uh, I just had to put my headset on.
Oh, that usually does help.
Well, like, uh, different headset, I mean.
Oh nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's way better now.
Good.
The other one sounded like it was at a fucking EDM concert. Like everything was scratching and like it was just— it was terrible.
Yeah, something's wrong with it. Fuck, that sucks.
Sounded like you were getting electrocuted. Like it was— it was the most painful sound I've ever heard.
I know, you're like, it's too loud. I'm like, I can't even hear. I can hear you though. I'm like trying to like be quiet. I'm like— and I was like, because, uh, it's on my Spotify too that I was playing music. So once I shut that off, I was like, oh, something's really fucked up.
Yeah.
Perfect.
It was not just like a minor, like, oh, I can kind of whatever. It was like, oh, there is a fucking nuclear grenade going off over there.
Cool. Well, we got here.
Yeah, so much better. I like took off my headset and I was like, I was like, oh man, I gotta let my ears like recover.
It was like, yeah, yeah, it just fucking—
I wonder if it was like that on the stream. There was some soldiers sticking through. Uh, we got a couple of these over here if you want to do them.
Oh, we got somebody else coming. At least I heard footsteps. I thought I did not see footsteps though.
Huh.
Harv Dog, don't be a dick. Kelly's 4 hours away, so I don't think it's Kelly. Oh nice, I Got a keg. Probably save it.
I mean, you could throw it up on the flag. There's nothing.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I mean, it's gonna drop another one, I'm sure. Do it.
We'll die so we can get it. Hell yeah. I've kind of become a fan of the Red Eye over the DMR. It seems that I am just more accurate with it.
Yeah, I still like the DMR better.
I, I like looking down the DMR scope better, I would say, but like, I don't know, I did really well with it. It's just like ping ping. It's just like the softest little AR shot.
Oh nice, dude.
I had a great DMR switch to sniper finish-off headshot on, uh, the one that I got a crown win. It's like, fuck yeah, I need to clip that shit.
Yeah, the DMR or sniper to DMR is a good one.
Mhm.
I would say spray over smalls. Hmm, I know I just said I like the Redeye, but there's a green DMR and I have a blue Redeye. And oh, did you see that Spider-Man? Do you already have Spider-Man?
I don't, but you're good. I'm just looking for that car that was driving by. Looks like we're good.
Okay. Brent said he's gonna play it too.
I'll believe it when I see it.
That's kind of what I was thinking. Oh God, hopefully I don't bail as much as all of our other friends do. When I have a baby.
Oh yeah.
I, I want to be more like Josh. I know Josh still bails, but—
He didn't for the first year, but now he does. Always.
Always. Yeah. He stayed pretty strong.
Josh hasn't been to my house since— he's been to my house like in the, like one time in the last few years, I wanna say.
Really? Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Think about it, you've never even been with him at my house because it was only one time when you weren't here.
Yeah, you're right. Oh, there's his partner.
I don't see him.
I just heard him.
Okay, we gotta go from the storm.
Okay, um, I'll stay with you. I got Spider-Man, so I'm just gonna keep the pace. Oh, there he is. Oh, that's not even him. All right, let's roll.
Oh, another guy.
Yep.
Where is that?
Right there.
Oh, there he is. Is he in the bush?
Yeah, there's a computer though too, so be careful. Oh, he's throwing.
Oh no, that was me. I was just— I didn't make it up there. I was trying to throw it into the bush so he had to run out. Oh, there he is! He's behind the bush, or behind the rock.
Got him. Nice.
Jeez, I have 3, uh, keys and I didn't even get, uh, Keymaster. People are dropping them.
All right.
You want to go to that key spot?
Mhm. Yeah, might as well, might as well get some upgrades.
There's a guy.
Oh, do you have snipe? Oh, somebody's shooting at us over here too. I can't see him though. Oh, there he is. He figured out real quick that he was not hitting us and we were gonna hit him. He just bolted. I could chase him.
You want to meet up with his partner?
Yeah, I, uh, I could chase him with Spider-Man, but I'm Not going to because I'm an adult now and I stay with the group. Oh! Got somebody here. Somebody— I just saw gunshots. I'm not sure from what direction.
This way.
This way? Okay. Oh, yep, there he is. There he is. Anything good over there?
Oh no, no.
Blue combat. I'll fucking take it. Another fucking key too. Uh, I might go into this storm. I have spray, just see what there is. Oh, there's more spray right here.
Oh, Spider-Man by me.
Purple DMR. Okay, and purple shotty and purple Coming your way.
Some team. We're gonna see you Spider-Manning in, so don't get too close to me.
Where they at?
Above me.
Oh, above you.
Okay, and they're shooting somebody over that way now, it sounds like. But there's some above me this way.
Okay, I'm right behind you.
All right, we gotta get going.
Okay.
We go into the gunfire. Let's hit that rift.
Yep.
Are we going up top?
Uh, if you want. Nope, there's people. Yeah, there's lots of people. Let's go this way.
Sure.
Oh, there's people too. Team going up there too. Do you see them? Spider-Man?
Yeah, I'm just coming down to wherever you go.
Yeah, I'm down on this lower ledge just under them. Yeah, perfect. Oh, behind us! Oh, Spider-Man's— Fucking clip them out of the air and they're fucking donezo. When I see a Spider-Man now, I'm like, fuck yes.
Where are these fuckers?
There he is, coming to us. Oh ho ho!
Yeah, man, running.
I don't see him. Is he?
He just kept running.
Grab that loot.
Ooh, there's a sniper down there. Yeah, I think he went on this side. He had to have.
All right, let's just go to the circle, get some high ground.
Oh, got somebody floating in.
Yeah, it's the guys over here.
Oh, there he is. He went deep. All right, let's roll.
We're gonna get shot from over here, so be careful.
I thought that the Spider-Man guy was the guy that was up in this.
Should we— I don't know. We have— they have 30 seconds to leave there, so yeah, we'll see him pop out.
Yeah, we got high ground from it too.
Um, that's gonna be in the storm in just a sec, so we'll see them all pop out.
Yeah, we want— oh, behind us! Gosh, headshot! Oh, good job, Harmon. Damn, fucking hate that. Just no defense.
That's tough. Just good positioning is all you can do.
Well, I would— yeah, we were, we were keeping it tight. It was just competitive.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go grab a Red Bull while it loads.
Let me put that— All right, I'm back. Cool.
Wow, Harv dog was being a little— I call it Prince because he's a, he's a male dog rather than Princess, but he, uh, wasn't wanting to go outside.
He's actually the king.
He thinks he's the king.
No, he— but he is.
He does control— he does have more control over me than probably anybody else, but—
Even yourself.
Yeah, even myself. That's a good point. I don't know the last time I got out of bed to go pee, but I definitely get him to go— have to take him out to go pee all the time. I'm like, I can hold it. All right. Oh, mushroom. Oh shit, yeah.
Drop top. Let's go. Yep, drop top. What is it? You got your stuff? So what do you hit this shit for?
Yeah, I like the mansion as a drop spot. Especially if we start— if we want to do any ranked. I feel like it's a good spot. We'll probably get one other group.
Depends on the line of the bus.
I also like— I heard some project called it Mini Bastion. The place that we go to. He calls it Mini Bastion. I like it. So Mini Bastion's good. The, um, the Lonely Labs is good, just depending on the angle.
Oh, I just call it my run since I invented it.
The Mansion run?
No, the one that I—
oh, the, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I agree. Yeah, that's what I was saying. They call it mini Bastion, but yeah. Oh, uh, do you got smalls? Oh, fuck. Oh, what the fuck is this guy?
Oh.
Nice. Oh, eat that fish. Where the fuck? I decided I'm building a fort using these blocks. Are we in the circle? Good.
Oh.
Got some sniper towers.
Here's a red eye.
Ooh, yeah, I got one. Thanks. Oh, I did Not have a gray assault rifle though. I am a very rounded person with weapons. I feel like I, I use them all pretty equally for their certain purposes. I used to like stay away from submachine guns and weird stuff, but even like the Havocs I use now, I feel like Better. Seems like everybody that's good uses like the Havoc assault rifle and the Havoc shotgun.
Yeah, I don't really like them that much.
Yeah, me either, but—
If I have an SMG, then I'll do it.
I like the gold— oh nice, I need that. The gold Havoc as a— rather than a submachine gun. That's the only time I really use it. The assault rifle Havoc.
I'm just heavy hitter, fast hitter, distance hitter.
Yep.
As long as I have all 3 of those, that's all that I need.
Yep. And then specialty is kind of what I keep too, right? Movement or sniper depending on how I'm feeling, and then meds.
All right, should we go to Frenzy or go to— let's go to this house.
Okay.
Frenzy's gonna get swallowed up here in a sec.
Yeah.
Is there anybody at Frenzy is the question. Um, Frenzy is very quiet. Oh, nice. Hmm, it's like we got this edge covered almost.
I don't see anybody. Yeah, see a big pot there. That seems kind of weird.
I, uh, I would take a big pot. Oh, there it is. And a rift with an AR. Yeah. Is it a trap? Oh, there's 2 bigs over here too. Fuck yeah.
You ready?
Yep, I got one more spot for a, uh, big—
Stay left.
Yeah, I'm not making it to pink.
I know.
Okay, I don't know if I didn't hit my glider quick enough.
No, we're gonna try to make it on top of this hill.
Okay, I think I can make that one.
That has some stuff broken out, but I don't see any action in it. That has some loot.
Yeah, what is that?
Oh, Thundersticks.
Got 20 seconds to get to that before we have to cut right.
Yeah, I don't know if there's even anything in there really. Oh, except that big fuck. And I will take you.
I— yep, okay.
Well, I guess we're moving over to a red-eye.
Uh, did you get a perp?
Oh, gold, huh?
Nice. Which one hits harder, the Gold Havoc or the Mythic Havoc?
You gotta go, um, I don't know, probably Mythic. Oh boy, I think we should stay left, but I I don't know for sure.
Um, yeah, let's stay left. We got island over there, so it's gonna attract a lot of people. Dude, I like our spot up here though. We can hit these jellyfish and jump off, you know?
Yeah, so what's that? Oh, we need to go way left of that.
The jellyfish hit you. Oh shit, you ate 2 of them. Now there's only one left. That was awesome. Ooh, another sniper.
My name is Kurt. My score was 5.
25 people left. 23 people. All right, there shouldn't be anyone to our left again, so they should all be coming from our right or right in front of us.
Okay.
And then in 1 minute, we'll see if we can win this game or if we're gonna have to travel somewhere.
Yep.
Because if the circle comes around us, we're winning. If we have to go way over there or something, that's gonna suck.
Especially since we don't have any movement.
Oh, there's a guy right there. Oh no, is he just We got a little bit of ways to move.
There we go.
There's a guy— there's guys on the back side of that hill. The guy that ran ran up across this to the back side of that.
Huh.
So should we try and just go around this way then, you think?
I think we should just go straight ahead.
Okay.
I just wanted to get to the other side of that. There might be Yeah, some peeps, somebody looking up at us, or I don't know if there's like a zipline over there, or. And then of course this is gonna get we're gonna get hit from there maybe. So be comfortable with this spot right here. This is gonna save your life if you get sniped.
Are you talking about the rock?
Or no?
Yep, right here.
Okay.
So if you get sniped, you just go back behind there. So if you— you can stand up here and shoot them. You can be like, oh look, there's guys here, but then boom, you just drop back here and then you're safe again.
Okay.
The storm's gonna close right on this back, so yeah, the next minute we'll be looking behind there, but then after that we'll be good. Oh, and somebody just got that chest.
Does that mean there's somebody hiding? They gotta pop out somewhere.
I swear there was a chest sitting right on top of that log.
On top of it, but there's no chest now, so maybe it's clipping out, or maybe it was that one. You were looking at— 12 people left, huh?
Oh boy, we gotta get going.
Oh shit.
Yeah, we can't even really stay right.
I think we got to come down this side. Do you have glider or anything?
Uh-uh, neither do I. That should have marked everybody. I don't see anybody up here, dude.
If we take the top, our— oh, the castle's not even in there. Oh, that one is.
There's somebody up there. Okay, we gotta just go across the river and get safe. Okay.
All right, let's fucking finish. I've been finishing lately. Let's fucking get it.
Oh, nice.
Oh, another one. Yep, there he is. The fuck is he? Got him.
Oh.
All right, gotta hide. Oh, from our other side too.
Coming up.
Oh, where did my fucking Do you have an AR?
Yeah, I mean, can you—
I just— I don't have one and this guy's about to fucking kill me. Fuck, where did I fucking put it? Goddamn it.
Fuck.
God, that's so annoying. I fucking pick up a fucking goddamn med kit rather than a goddamn AR. God, that guy sucked too. 7 health, just needed fucking an AR. One shot. God, that drives me nuts. We kind of got pinched there.
Yeah, we were in a bad spot. We had to move and everyone else had high ground, so










