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Jacob Fuchs streams Far Cry gameplay as his team steals depleted uranium from a Spanish fort, sabotages a plantation, and destroys poison tanks. The characters speak Spanish and English, crack jokes, and swap backstories while Fuchs explains weapon crafting and armor modifications to chat.
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¿Y eso?
¿Cuál?
¿Ah?
¿Y eso?
¡Juan!
All right.
God, how do I get up this stuff? You know how to do this?
People are making comments on your shit.
Studio.
What do you mean? Uh, look. Oh, stream chat read only.
Okay, so Any majors?
No. Cool.
All right, we've got 28 viewers live. Which spot do we got?
Danny.
What did you make yet?
On top.
I attacked this archipelago with a man named Juan Cortez. He helped me build Libertad from the dirt. Juan's a spymaster from the pre-Castile days. Can build an ICBM from a goddamn ice cube tray. Pulled off ops for Espinosa, the KGB, then flipped to the CIA and Mossad for fun. Juan is my mentor. Isolt, get down to that village and bring me Cortez. I hope for your sake he's sober.
You're really going to let the Sundowns go here?
What's the problem, Julio?
Problem? I mean, you're not a charity.
As long as Danny helps us, Danny stays.
This isn't a handout, it's a two-way street.
But you don't even know her.
I'm not in a position to turn down help. We need fighters. Simple as that.
You really think this kid is a fighter?
We're about to find out. Danny, how's the earpiece? Can you hear me okay? Loud and clear. The spy shit works, Clara. I'll give you that.
Bien.
Keep your gun holstered if you want to stay out of trouble, especially in areas with a lot of soldados. Sí, I got it. A smart area picks their battles.
Suerte.
We make so much money, it's ridiculous how much money. Uh, billionaires almost, uh, just doing Fortnite. That's our only job.
Yep. Any more questions?
I have a message.
We're looking for a lady drunk for playing. Oh, that's a guy. He just saw you. Who are you looking for? Clara said she's probably drinking by the bar right there.
That looks like a Juan.
Is that racist? I think that that looks like a one or a one at.
Today we drink in the worst fucking cantina in Yara, or is it Colombia? Kirat, Chechnya. Leave the border. Does work for you.
De nada.
Guapo, you listen. Rule 16: a guerrillero's revolution never ends. Always another war, another cantina, another ugly bartender.
Juan Cortez?
What do you think gave it away, guapo?
Clara sent me to find you.
See, I learned long ago never to doubt her. You will quit. Hey, hey, I know you.
Don't think so.
Yeah, I know you. It's like I'm looking at a mirror, guapo.
What are you talking about?
Those eyes, querida. You got a taste. You convince yourself you're a hero, but you wake up a junkie. Just like Juan Cortés.
This is a fucking waste of time.
Can you whistle?
What?
Nah, you can't whistle.
You fucking rat.
You were more dead anyway.
What the fuck?
See, Guapo is in love with you, and I ruined the only copy of my book. Bueno, mis socios, vámonos. Once again. We have outstayed our welcome.
I guess we get now. Oh shit! Oh, time to fuck him up.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Bashir! Kill confirmed.
Okay, we're good. Let's get the hell out of here before the whole fucking army shows up. I'm drunk, but I'm not that drunk.
Right behind you, old man.
Guapo wants to be your friend, or maybe he just needs to take a dump.
Only one way to find out.
Papa, it's an amigo.
Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.
One block. Hope to learn more.
I can tell you have.
You?
What's, uh, let's see here. Let me just click and see if there's a video.
Oh, you got a whole cover.
Oh, amigos! Oh, we can get more. Oh, I think I just dismissed him for some reason.
One is talking. I can tell you handled the gun before.
You're welcome.
What's your name?
Danny.
Just deactivate it.
Stay strong.
I think go back in there and try and activate it.
What the fuck are you doing?
Let's go.
Watch him.
One is talking.
Danny. So Clara says you're a legend. Ex-KGB, ex-CIA.
I got more fucking exes than your porn search history. Some men, they break eggs for breakfast. But one— Hold up. New plan, Danny.
Vamos.
The plan is to go back to Clara's camp. Where the hell are we going now?
See that smoke? That means the watchtower just got a supply drop with some of the rarest materials you'll find in Yaga, and you are going to go get it.
Now you want me to steal shit for you?
Gunpowder and supremo bomb, the cerveza and chaser and resolver. I'm gonna teach you to make.
You coming with me?
Oh yeah.
I guess this could be useful.
A thousand souls wait for me.
What the hell are you going to do with this one?
Yara has one future and one president to lead us to paradise.
This is more like it. Oh shit, for Juan!
Found all your shit, Juan. Good work, Dani.
Now hurry up already, we need to get back to Clara's camp. That's what I've been saying.
Okay, we got more than enough. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Out of here.
So what's with all this junk? You building something?
Patience, Sandy. Rule number eight: a guerrilla knows how to wait like a spider. Mysteriously. So how did you get to this godforsaken?
I was on a refugee ship. We didn't get far.
Yeah, yeah.
I came here in a chopper. Our baby invasion, Takwari, shot straight out of the goddamn sky. No, I mean, what's your story?
Orphanage in Esperanza and the military. I'm no guerrilla, just helping Clara out until she gets me off this island.
Rule twenty: once a guerrilla, always.
Enough with that shit.
Too late. The horse is out of the barn, and now the fucking cocaine is all over the kids. There is no other option.
America is my option.
Of course.
And you think Americans want your yarran blood? The American dream is for Americans.
You don't quit, do you?
Nope. Guapo hates you.
Coño, if you two are so close, why is he following me?
Guapo goes to those who need him most, like those therapy dogs in your precious America. You can trust Guapo with your life.
Yeah, not sure I'm there yet.
You got that?
You said your chopper was shot down in the invasion. Can you fix it so I can fly you to the Yannick?
No.
It's grounded, but I'm working on it. Patience, Dani. Now it's time for Juan Cortez to show you how to make something out of nothing. Did I ever tell you rule number 9, Dani?
You just did.
Always use the right tool for the right job. Words to live by, Dani.
Okay.
How many others?
The legend returns.
The legend needs to piss, heifer.
Who's she? She was a journalist who dared call Anton fascista. Now she's an outcast, a slave for his paradise, and she's not the only one, Danny.
Time you learn about resolver, Danny.
I was six when I rigged my first bike with a chainsaw motor. The blockade means I have to resolver every day, Juan.
Ah, that's survival. For a guerrilla, resolver isn't just making do with what you have; it's inflicting chaos with everything we've got.
Keep talking.
A guerrilla's best weapon is the workbench. Go ahead, Danny. Get— let's take a crack at those weapons. No offense, but your battle rifle is a little basic. Let's fix that. Rule number 9: always use the right tool for the right— sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself— one. Excellent, Danny. Now you can pop enemy flesh like a ripe watermelon. Okay, let's look at your other rifle. Let's say your target release rounds fly straight and true. Nice! Now you got your own supply of high-velocity war crimes. Let's look at your attachments. Time to make your very first suppressor. This will turn a bang into a— See how easy that was? Now you can silently headshot your enemies like a real asshole. The workbench is your friend, Dani. A friend with benefits.
Cozy with it.
Down.
Be careful around that workbench. You can build a new Yara. Danny, want to steal something? Danny, easy as smoking a cigar on Sunday.
Vamos.
Das ist der Kurs für uns.
Shit! I made a mistake, I made a mistake! Yeah, yeah, go, go! Danny, some tyranny 101.
Checkpoints lock down the movement of people across Yara and will shred your tires with goddamn road spikes. Well, unless you got a horse.
See, I've been through enough of them in Esperanza.
Clear the checkpoints, destroy the billboards, then watch Libertad rise from the ashes.
I like how horses are a key part of this. Watch out for road spikes. Driving fast through checkpoints will blow up.
Juan, I found the tower.
Don't stop now, Dani. Find the guerrilla path and follow it to my contact.
Sí, I'm on my way.
Oh, maybe you have to go over to the orange first.
Yeah. Let's go.
Ah, see? You're okay. Easy.
Come on, come on.
Great. Uh, so this you click it in like that. Uh, what are you trying to do here? You got a piece up though. Is this gonna work? This doesn't look like it's gonna work. I was like, shit, I don't think that that's a thing. Um, just go across. You just hop down, can't you?
Just keep going down.
Oh, that one doesn't go across very good. Shit.
It's all right, there you go.
That's a ladder on that side. Don't go back on that side, that would be dumb. There you go, that side. Who's that? Those guys are good guys.
All right.
Careful with all that hardware.
Wait, look at where the orange is at. Just keep going towards that. You just gotta climb somehow. Oh, you found it. Up to the top of the peak now.
Slow piano.
Juan described you pretty well.
Square.
My name is Raisa, and I'm going to be helping you steal shit from Castillo today.
Are you going to tell me what I'm stealing?
Depleted uranium.
Perdón, I thought you just said uranium.
You heard me. Look, all I know is I burned my last contact in the army tracking it down for Juan.
You ex-military?
Isn't everybody?
Okay. Just show me where it is.
First, you take this parachute. Trust me, it can save your life. Now I'll take you to the old Spanish fort. They've got it locked up inside.
I think Far Cry 5 or 4 did.
Conscript or volunteer?
Conscript. My number came up, so I did my time.
You volunteer? All I wanted to be was a soldier. You know, wear the uniform, serve my country. Found out the only kind of soldier Castillo wants is a blind fascist addicted to his effing work.
So now you're a traitor.
Yeah, and I'm not the only one. There's a guard posted at the watchtower ahead. He's going to let us use it to scout out the fort. He can also give us useful info.
What does he want from us?
One, not to get his ass shot, so keep your gun holstered or he'll open fire. Two, a little bribe to these double agents will get us military intel.
Right, no weapons. Pesos ready.
Bribing double agents.
Cold spare. Close.
There he is. Hope he got some pesos on him.
Tell me what you know.
Okay, check this out.
Here's where you can find some weapons around here.
Appreciate it.
Sure.
Whatever you and Raisa are about to do, I don't want to be around for.
I see you murdered him now.
Everyone's going to die.
I see we make the worst choices for our character every single time. We make the The worst choice possible, like murder the person always.
Ooh.
Donnie, that's Mark.
That was it?
Use your phone to scout out enemy soldiers and see their weaknesses.
I bet Juan's are. Nothing.
They're giving you his right tool for the right job, Doc.
Doc.
There's the officer in charge.
Alvarez has the key to the armory. Careful, Danny. He's higher rank in Castillo's army. That means he's better trained, quicker with the trigger, and a tough motherfucker. This fort is the most protected base on the island. These soldiers have been issued with body armor and helmets. Nothing armor-piercing rounds can't handle. Use the workbench if you need to craft some, and then go snatch that uranium, Danny. That parachute That AK could come in handy.
Just don't drop into the middle of—
Which one do we do now? I don't know. How do we do armor-piercing rounds? Are you at the workbench?
Yeah.
I'll go to ammo. I think it's a round, so it's probably not the rifle.
Go back.
Is there one that looks like ammo? Secondary, primary. Oh, there you go. Ammo socket.
What's the bottom down there?
Armor piercing. Wasn't one of ours already armor piercing?
Ammo socket.
Maybe do the empty one. Click that, maybe? The ammo socket?
Maybe this one. Uh, oh yeah, there we go.
There you go. Oh, you can change it. There you go, mods. So switch it to the armor piercing. Nice, cool. All right, you're good to go. All right, got a parachute. Snipe though. Is he walking? Yeah.
Slime these fuckers.
Yeah, but that's not the armor piercing. Yeah, but I don't think we need it for this guy.
Yeah, I think you do.
This is very armor piercing.
Shit. I don't think he knows where you're at.
No.
He's just kind of getting hit. He's coming over though.
Is it hurting him though? Oh, they see you now. All right, just go parachute down. Coming in hot!
Oh shit.
Why is your gun on fire?
Ah!
Got him with the head.
Oh, that's fucked up. Watch out, they've called back their patrols.
Okay, you mean this wasn't everybody?
Oh, that can't be the—
oh, slice him, slice him!
I'm just going Rambo, bitches.
Oh, well, get the fucking knife out. Reverse, reverse.
Heal, heal.
Yeah, take the pills. No, yeah, let's get out. Let's do this again, boys.
Y'all love my gun?
Cool. Anything useful in here? Oh.
The key.
This should get me Juan's uranium. Lost them, lost them.
More armory to get inside the search area. Oh, you still gotta do something. Headshot.
Let's go!
Found the armory. Uranium is inside. The uranium. Got your fucking uranium, Juan.
Then get your ass back to me.
Next time they're better.
Juan.
Juan.
She's back, Tom? Come on.
Horse.
By Delta8Weed!
Oh nice!
Delta8Weed.info, or info.
Let's go! Be nice, horse.
There are spawns Danny, you got the uranium?
See, still want to know what he's going to do with it.
Oh, you can call for your horse.
If I know Juan, you're about to get a flash of surprise.
Shit. Oh, see you back at camp.
Dude, they're killing your horse for sure.
Is it a badger?
Get back here, bitch.
Dani, watch out! They've called back their patrols.
Okay, you mean this wasn't everybody?
Nice, thanks for the follow.
Nice.
So I can get you food.
Oh yeah, it'd be—
what else am I gonna fund it from?
No, $7,820.
Go, go!
Oh, bad horse.
Whoa now. Good boy. Whoa, whoa. Why would we need?
Oh yeah, one.
Ha ha! This is the solver, Danny. Depleted uranium. Soviets left these sexy byproducts of nuclear enrichment behind in the '80s. Yankees use it for tank armor and bullets. Crazy assholes.
Sounds dangerous.
You'll be a fucking superhero, Danny.
Lita and I used to sneak these into the orphanage.
Essential reading while waiting to fuck up convoys in the mud. The guerrilla must be a sponge for inspiration.
Okay, what the hell is this?
This is a framework.
Looks like a rocket launcher.
See, she does that too. One more thing: I want you to meet Tostador. The two go together like fire and fury.
I like how you respond, Juan.
So do I. So do I. Supremos are like a Good lover or a great son?
Are you just hungry, Juan?
Yes, but I'm talking about later. Into the workbench and I'll show you. Supremos aren't just simple. Let's take a look at that Supremo, the special ingredient that makes this all happen. Pick a gadget, Danny.
This is a safe space.
There's no wrong answer here.
Baseballs. Install. Uh, they're already— no, you're supposed to install those 2. Excellent.
Now go talk to Clara. Time to give that Supremo a workout. Now go talk to Clara. Time to put that Supremo to use, Kevin.
Yes. You really think we get through that blockade?
A history book never stopped a bullet. Even if we get through this, there are 300,000 troops waiting for us on the other side.
Aaron, hit that slave camp hard.
Slave camp, huh?
I gave it to you.
Oh boy, that's your toaster. Hola guerrilla, time for a test drive of that Supremo. Now if things get too heavy with the tires, just pull the trigger. But one Tiny, tiny thing you should know.
Uh-huh.
The Supremos are in an experimental phase. They need time to breathe after you use them, you know, so they don't overload and kill you.
Could have told me before I strapped onto my back.
Just let that Supremo feed off the blood of your enemies.
What?
What? You'll get it, Danny. You'll get it. I don't know what that means.
Oh, fuck. L1, R1.
Okay.
You gotta kill someone to recharge it. Got it.
Let's see.
Oh yeah, there it is on the far right. I think you're just meeting Julio. Oh, I'm not murdering people?
No.
Watch what you're doing!
I'm not going to bullshit me. I wanted to do this alone, but Clara gave me an order.
Don't fuck around.
All right.
Shit! I'm down. Oh, what now?
I think I killed him. All right. Go ahead, talk to me.
I dare you. What's up?
So I can handle myself.
Don't give a shit. So could Lita. She should be here.
Are you an idiot?
Don't fuck with me, Rojas.
Okay, don't give a shit. So could Lita.
She should be here right now, but instead And I'm supposed to be in Miami, but instead my 2 best friends are dead and I'm stuck here with you. So, truce?
Enough talk. Step 1, we hit the tobacco. Step 2, we destroy their poison supply. Step 3, we get the fuck out of there and Castillo gets a nice pretty message from Libertad.
Got it.
Take this gear. It'll protect you from fire, and more importantly, Castillo's fucking poisons.
All right, abandoned Julio.
What?
I apparently abandoned Julio.
You did?
You gotta stick with Julio. Oh yeah.
What are you waiting for? Get that gear on.
I better suit up with gear. Oh, you gotta go to your inventory and put it on your wristband. So press the center of this thing and then go to inventory.
I don't know.
Arsenal, maybe. Maybe put Arsenal. It's gotta be an arsenal. It's gloves that protect you from his poison. So go Yeah, down below. Wow, that's creepy. And then wristbands, I remember, were a thing too. Or is it— maybe not. Yep, keep that. No, uh, change X. Yep, flame retarded. No, there you go.
What? Sniper.
Ooh yeah, what is that? Click that. Nice, cool.
Using the right protective gear in the right situation will keep you alive.
Yeah, right tool for the right job. I'm hearing that a lot lately.
If I, uh, get my PS4 from Harmon, we could both play at the same time.
Lita was like a sister to me.
I can't play on that screen. We need to play on that screen.
Died because of you.
No, I'm Don Castillo killed Lita. If I could change anything, it would be me dying on that beach. Lita was a better person than I could ever be. And if she loved you, well, that just says a lot about who you are.
Enough. Look, if you and I are going to do this, you need to know about the police.
You mean that shit they Spray on the leaves.
Its real name is PG-240, but we call it the poison because it fucks up your systems. Try not to breathe it or get it on your skin. It can make you go fucking crazy or sick, like deep down sick. And if that doesn't get you, the cancer that grows inside might do. So you're military?
Marksman?
Close assault? What's your thing?
I'm good with guns. We get along.
We'll start thinking. That gear I gave you was good for fire and poison, but guerrillas need gear that fits their style no matter the situation, or they get themselves killed. This is a good place to scout it.
Right behind you.
Let's see what we're up against. Up here, darling. See the Viviro tobacco and the yellow poison tanks?
See?
Punch holes in the tanks to let the poison out into the air. Fun fact: poison and fire make a hell of a mix. Big boom. Same idea with the fumigators. They're hard to kill, but they can't take the heat. You've got a flamethrower, you've got that Supremo. Time to fuck up all this Vampiro bullshit. You know, Lita and I had a ritual. Psych us up before battle. A song.
Hit me.
El movimiento de libertad. Oh, bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao.
Forlita.
Forlita. Let's make some chaos.
What am I supposed to do?
Fuck it up. I think you're supposed to destroy the crops.
Go, go, go!
This is the flamethrower.
What?
You can destroy the yellow poison tanks with this.
He's got like a backpack.
Shit.
Oh yeah, yeah, run, run. Open weapon mill pulls to select gadget. L1. Oh dude, you haven't even done the bonk yet.
The L1 R1.
Remember?
Remember what the whole mission's about? So do L1 R1.
That way.
Yeah, towards that.
Where are your music?
There you go.
Juan, the supremo is fucking perfecto.
See, and don't forget, she needs to know when you kill more soldados. She's fun like that.
Oh, heel, heel, heel, triangle.
Shit.
Oh, you see the red in the bottom right? You have to murder people and fill it up.
I think you gotta recover.
Oh, bitch! Only sabotage 25% of the fucking problem.
Yes, let me go.
Look at all that shit. Maybe light the top thing on fire above it.
Oh, it's catching.
All right, go over to that one.
Oh, there's a crop here. Destroy it all. You gotta find gas. Where's the tractor? This tractor. Juntos peleamos, solos morimos. Vela, chao, vela, chao, vela, chao, chao, chao. Quememos todo, haremos heridas y volveremos a empezar.
No, just yeah, let's run up to gas.
Try that tractor, stupid fuck.
If you can drive it. Easy drive. Yeah, do it. Like a fucking wreck, this shit.
Coffee sugar. Nice, bring it!
Oh, drive that shit into one!
Keep going!
You blow up cars? Fire. Oh, pretty close to that. Not now.
Oh, something's happening. Yeah, this douchebag won't get out of my way.
Get it all down!
Just start chopping that shit down.
You have grenades?
You have fire grenades, dude.
Going to destroy more shit.
Yes, how do we destroy it?
Here.
Let me try.
I think I can destroy it real quick. It's just fudgy.
Just drive over it like you were. Yeah, it was taking— you have 95. All you have to do is just destroy a little bit.
Where do you think I need to go?
Just wherever there's red drop. Right there. 97. Go back for a second round.
99.
Come on.
Got it.
Nice.
On my way.
Right.
Burning shit with the flamethrower.
Felt familiar. Dani.
Shit, you really can hold your own.
I don't want to say I told you so, but—
We should move. That was a hell of a light show, and they're going to see the smoke.
We work well together.
See, listen, if you were good with Lita, you're good with me. Gracias, Danny. Meet you back at camp.
Guess we're gonna fuck him now. At least if I have a choice in the matter. I wanna see what we're averaging. I think it's like 307. And I have this theory.
