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All night long, you might be my favorite song. Play it loud all night long.

So much for the romance, so much for the good nights we had. Why'd I believe all your promises?

So much for the snacks you sent that broke me in my back.

My God, I ain't kidding. Am I alive? Jacob?

Yo, what's up?

Yo.

Oh, just, uh, yeah, wouldn't let me join your party.

All good. Hunter's backing out, he'll be here in a sec.

Nice.

Oh, you should become party leader. I don't know if that works or not, do you know?

I think it does a little bit. Yeah, I'm gonna stream if that's all right. I need to sell some weed or hemp, so I'm gonna turn it live. Well, it's kind of live, but I'm gonna put it on Twitch. All right, let's see here.

Do you make money on Twitch?

All right, I think I'm live.

You want to go—

all right, all right, I think we're ready. Yeah, cool, thanks.

You wanna go trios or random?

Uh, it doesn't matter to me. Um, if we actually— if I promote Shadow, let's do trios because then I think it does do matchmaking.

Okay, so Hunter, he's gonna promote you to leader and go trios. And Oh, I want to drop an anvil. I got a couple, uh, weapons. Cool, that's cool.

Anvil's always fun.

Time to go up.

Oh, what's so funny?

What are you doing?

He's just dancing.

We got a quest, it's like find some basement. Do you know which one it is?

Yeah, I don't. I really don't do quests that much. I should because I need to do the ODM gear one.

Yeah, that one too.

You gotta beat the, the nape of the neck. Yeah, I've definitely not done that one yet.

So—

No, Hunter, such an ass. Hunter, I got 2 on me.

Everyone.

You playing on PS5?

Yeah, I play on PS5 and Xbox sometimes. I take my— you know, the Xbox S is, uh, like that small white one, is really good for traveling. I travel a lot for work.

Do you do?

I do, yeah.

What do you do?

I, I own a couple companies, like 9.

Really?

Yeah, big companies too. Big, big companies. Uh, one's called Premier Pharmaceuticals. Um, another one's called— one's another group of 11 pharmacies. One's a software company. Another one's a software company. Oh, oh nice, you popped the cake. I kind of nerd. Top shots, dude. I have like, well, I have some provisional drug patents and a lot of software patents.

Cool.

And then, uh, yeah, the 9 companies. Come here. Oh nice, got it. Oh nice, there's a DMR vending machine over here.

Nice.

Are you really thinking? Need a second.

Oh my God. One of those businesses though involves streaming. On, uh, Twitch and involves selling something called Delta-8, which is like a, uh, hemp, or, uh, it's like, uh, legal marijuana in the states that it's illegal to have THC. Um, yeah, it's kind of a weird— but I actually got stuck with the farm and had to— yeah, my old partner stole from me and all this crazy stuff, and I got stuck with a 15-acre farm.

Wow.

Yeah, it was kind of shitty, but, uh, trying to make the best out of it. I get to play video games now and try and sell weed, so I guess that's, um, I guess my dad was wrong. You can make a living. Yeah, almost like I got my second guessing.

I don't, I don't know where this basement is. I keep destroying floors everywhere.

Is there a, uh—

There's supposed to be a secret basement here somewhere.

Hmm, what's in there? ODM gear?

Is that—

dude, I think, I think I've been to it. Where is it?

Second-guessing.

Yeah, yeah, now I'm 5 shots deep. All right, nope, it's got to be in this building.

Nope.

I am not finding it anywhere.

Yeah, did you do your mission?

What mission?

Oh, I thought you said you had a quest over here or something.

Yeah, I said you find this basement.

Oh, that's the quest. Okay. Yeah, gotcha. Um, yeah, I'm not— oh, is it in— oh, you can't break this ground. Okay, I'm sure I have this same mission guaranteed. Let's see. Is there any clues to where it's at?

I don't know, I don't think so. I'm in the castle, I don't see it.

I'm breaking a lot of ground.

Me too, yeah.

Okay, it's got to be elevated, right? So it's probably got to be on this ledge somewhere because— oh, why is this wood? Interesting. Damn it. Over here?

No.

It did say basement though. Oh, you found it?

No, I don't think I did. I just fell on the floor.

Yeah, you're kind of high up for it to be considered a basement. I feel like it's gotta be down here somewhere. Oh, footsteps!

Saved your life? What do you mean? Doesn't exist, huh?

Oh, we got some more peeps.

Sweet.

I just— oh, they're across the way.

Nice knock.

Thanks.

Nice knock. Nice. Those guys were deep. I could barely see them with my little, uh, red-eye.

I give up on that Stupid basement though.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to Google it or something.

The guy just died right there.

Interesting. Oh yeah, I just got a kill! Nice.

You got a kill?

Yeah.

I'm in front of the same squad.

That's funny. I just got— yeah, I just got a 5th kill.

That was weird. Purple Red Eye.

Oh, nice.

That was off your body, so if you want it, you can have it.

No, no, I'm good. I've got a— I've got a blue, uh, DMR I like.

Oh, shots over here. I need some fucking mobilization, man. Ain't got shit to move.

Oh wow, a lot of gunshots. Oh, it's just a— oh no, we got people down to the left. Oh, missed.

Me too.

Nice.

Oh, we got a Spider-Man coming in.

Sweet, I need that.

Yep.

Oh, that's his buddy. He's mad. Oh, I need cover. Oh my God.

Gosh dang it! Oh, he got me too. Dang it. They're in the storm.

Dang it.

Lost our crowns.

Dang.

There's a lot of them there.

Yeah.

Careful, Hunter.

Hopefully they picked up my crown and are holding it.

Yeah, mine's still on the ground though, I think.

Oh, so is mine. Dang it.

Just make a run for— yeah, there you go. Watch out, they're all there on your right.

I love the dodging.

Run right through.

Dodging like a boss. Nice, nice, nice, nice.

Forget about the crowns, it's okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's right, Hunter, behind you.

Turn around left, right there.

Oh, oh no. Oh, good job. Ah, dang, dang.

That's what screwed us, was trying to find that dang basement.

We went on a ball.

Is it charging right now?

No.

Well, you better get ready to drop, 'cause we're—

I'm ready.

Oh, you left? And we're in a trio suite. Thanks, bud.

Oh, do we need to go back?

It's too late now, isn't it?

We can go back to lobby though.

You want to? Okay, let's— well, no, he's not playing though. His thing's dead.

Oh.

So if we had— going back, we just— yeah, we'll just play 2-1-3, I guess. We'll have to play a little bit.

Yeah. We just gotta stay together. That's the only thing. If we break apart, we'll lose because there's a high likelihood that there's gonna be a 2-on-1 then. Yeah, but if we're doing 2-on-3, I would take us most of the time.

Yeah, as long as like we bait them with the one out, then make it 2-on-2 after.

Yeah, exactly. I guess it depends how good they are too. Um, let's see.

Oh, I got people dropping. Yeah.

Oh, definitely people dropping with us. Um, I'm trying to find I hear gunshots. You all right?

Yep.

Cool.

I'm just chasing a guy.

Nice.

And he vanished.

Beautiful.

I'm out of ammo.

All right, coming your way. Oh, somebody right behind us. Got him.

I just shorted this guy without ammo.

Wow, that's embarrassing. Uh, you definitely need this. Oh, I got some smalls too. Here, here, smalls.

Oh shit, okay, thanks. Yep.

I'm gonna need a sec.

Oh.

We got some gunshots. Oh, there he is.

I gotta bounce. Yep, you're on your own.

That's all good, they're kind of shit.

Okay, I got a red eye now. You took them both. Never mind.

They were dogshit.

Mm-hmm.

They didn't even touch me once, I don't think. They had to be bots or something. Maybe not though, because they definitely were, uh, skinned, you know what I mean?

Mm-hmm.

But they're just dogshit, I guess.

All right.

We should go Keymaster.

Oh, hell yeah. I love the Keymaster ad.

Heisted MP5.

Oh yeah.

Or that.

I don't know.

We're on 5 shots deep.

Do you want this?

Uh, yeah.

I'm not a shotgun guy.

Oh yeah, that's right. I definitely am a shotgun guy.

Most are. I'm going to Brutal.

Sounds good, I'm following. Anybody? Oh yeah, ziplining. Oh, they're taking them on.

Chase him out. One down. This guy was really good though.

Yeah, I killed the other one. There's another guy now. I can hear him. Oh, it's just a robot. Oh, I mean, I know you're not a shotgun guy, but are you a Spider-Man guy?

Yeah, I am.

Well, it's all yours, sir. I like the Running Man more. I mean, you could be a shotgun guy too. You could take one. There's another purple.

Well, there'd be— there should be orange ones in here, no?

Yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, gold ones. That's right. Uh, okay, you had the card. I was like, I did not grab the card. Oh, that's nice, purple DMR.

Oh, you want it?

I already got one.

Sweet.

Yeah, I found one. It was like one of my first chests. It was pretty awesome. Gosh, what do you think, a gold Havoc or a purple Maven? It's kind of hard. I almost like running with my purple Maven as my primary.

I don't know, I like the Oh dude, is that a gold? Yeah, I'd take that.

Uh, do you want it? I already have one.

No, no, I mean, what do you mean you already have one?

I mean, I don't have a gold one, but—

oh.

We should drink these, these chugs, these, uh, slurp stuff.

Are they extra? Oh yeah, might as well. Yeah, cool, cool. Well, I'm stacked.

Same.

It's kind of— it's kind of— oh, we got to get out of here. Oh, that was dumb.

What'd you do?

I, uh, jumped off and I missed I used the zipline, so I took some damage.

Working my way to the gas station.

Oh, perfect.

Oh my God, gold, gold cash! I'm heading for it.

All right, perfect. Yeah, open it.

There's people here, so just want to get on a rooftop and cover me?

Yep, I'm gonna zip. I don't— I'm flying there right now. Oh, there is a lot of people behind you as well. All right, got one.

There's people at the castle too.

Okay. Okay, all right, I got, uh, I killed a team headed your way. I got caught.

I had to be—

I'm a running man. I don't have any, uh, Spider-Man or anything.

Okay, that gold cache is about to drop.

Perfect.

Yep. Drink this. Drink a slurp before you come in.

I'm running.

Oh my God, I got one on me.

Yep. Oh gosh, I do not have a good view. Just sent, uh, Are you— oh, I'm coming. Oh, you guys are all right. They're not very good.

Okay. They keep going to that bush.

Yep.

Oh wow. Uh, that was dumb. That one's a little bit—

oh no.

Oh, did I knock him?

Nope, nope, he's still alive.

Oh, you got it!

Damn.

I'm reloading!

No! Oh, hell yeah, good job! God dang it, that was an idiot. I didn't have any cover.

Okay, I wish it was me because I kept reloading and reloading and reloading.

Yeah, I, I went in with a Blank clip as well, like an idiot.

Take that gold. Oh wow, there should be more slurps over here if you want one.

More slurps. Oh wow, yep, gold. Just upgrading a little bit. Gosh, I think I have the best Loadout you could have.

Lots of good guns, man.

Just— I have a gold sniper, a gold Maven, uh, exotic running sub, and a gold Redeye. It's hard to beat that. Oh, nice.

At least there's somebody. Wait, where's the next guy?

Oh, look, an epic chest. I don't know what I could possibly need. Nope, sorry, purple is not the color I have.

Where is there another Hierophant? We should find another one.

Oh yeah, um, we just gotta look on the map. I think they spawn in different places, don't they? I mean, there's a couple of them that spawn— I don't know though. In this area. I know that there's one that spawns over by the Snowcap place, like the labs.

Ooh. This guy up there.

Mm-hmm. Are they over the hill?

I lit up that banana pretty good.

Nice.

My shots aren't registering for some reason.

That's not— that's not gonna be fun for you. Oh wow, I did not have cover there.

I might Well, that hurts.

Yeah, it was pretty— or, uh, where— how do I call him?

Knocked one.

Nice. I, I'm knocked behind you.

Oh shit. Okay. Call my guy. Can you call my guy?

I tried, he's not— I think he can only do it if it's, uh, you. Yeah, I got a juice. Oh nice, 2, 1. All right, let's do this.

Man, that hurt.

Yeah, yeah, that did. Um, we got a guy swimming.

They keep being— they're moving, they're running away. Yeah, I, I knocked their bot.

Nice. Oh, missed him.

Jesus, I don't see them. I don't know where they are.

Oh, they're right. I cannot get across. I do not have anything.

Knocked one.

Nice. I'm running to you.

Knocked 2. That's it. That one died right away though. I don't know if that's the same team.

All right, I think we got nicely done.

I need some more fucking—

Oh geez, look at all these!

Look at all the gold, eh?

Dude, I can't even pick anything up either. Crazy. Good job. Yeah, those guys were messing, messing me up.

Same. Uh, should we move towards the island so we can—

Yeah.

It's up to you.

The only gun I could ever possibly need is probably the, uh, laser gun. Oh nice, except well there's people up there.

I don't know, maybe we just stay on the sidelines and pick them off.

Yeah, I think—

I don't think we need anything up there, right?

So yeah, the laser gun would be nice, but nah, we don't need them.

Exactly. I got a—

I finally got some Spider-Man.

There's a rip. I'm going to do a quick check. I'll come right back to you.

Okay.

Did they pop the flag already?

You just went back down?

Yeah, I'm coming right back above you. Oh yeah, I did. Back to where we were.

Yeah, that's fine.

Or do you want to go up here? I don't know.

I didn't really see anybody up there.

I'd like to just see if I can get, uh, some more slurry.

Yeah, that's—

we got people right here.

Oh, perfect. Yep, I'm right behind you.

Knock them.

Nice. Uh, we got people flying down.

Okay, I'm going up. Let's go up.

Yeah, let's do it.

Let's see if we can get me some slurp.

I need some bad.

Oh, I know.

Oh yeah, I got slurp now, baby.

Nice. Where are we headed?

I don't know, you tell me. Mark a spot. I'm jumping. Let's go.

Let's just—

yeah, um, towards wherever the zone is.

Yeah.

Oh boy, a lot of gunshots there.

Yeah, I didn't mark that. There's the people there. I'm just marking slurp.

All right, um, guys on me here.

Okay, right here, right here.

Yep, yep.

Okay, nice.

Mostly done.

Nice. We got some people to our left.

Yeah, I see him.

Got him.

Nice. Oh, they got the laser guns too.

Got him.

Nice.

Oh, cleaning house. Oh, we got crowns.

Yep.

Did you grab yours? I didn't see one.

Oh, this is yours then. No, it's not.

There you go.

No, no, I don't have—

Oh, oh!

We got someone. You got it.

Jake, you don't want the crown?

No, it's all yours. I didn't get the kill. Got him! Oh, I put down the goddamn crown! Oh, that's so dumb. I should not— I'm— I was trying to be— dude, we just took on a trios As a duo and won. That's crazy. All right, return to lobby.

Yeah, I wonder what—

like, do you want me to invite some peeps?

Sure, yeah. I'm just coming back.

Oh, I thought, uh, I thought Eve was on. Interesting.

Did you stream that?

Yeah, I streamed it. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, and we got how many people watching? 136. So 136 people saw us get a 25 bomb in duos playing trios. Uh, oh nice, look at this shadow.

Perfect.

Nice. Cool. This is, uh, we have crowns now. Why did we not? Why does it not look like we have crowns?

It does. All you gotta do is go like this.

Oh yeah, yours does now. I'm such an idiot. I can't believe I didn't pick up that crown.

That's.

I do not have very many.

Me neither.

I only play like once every second weekend, that's for sure.

Yeah.

Some of us have real jobs, right?

Yep, that's a fact. Yeah, my buddy, my buddy's a pharmacist that plays with us, uh, Harmon, and I'm going golfing with him and stuff, and it's like, that's what we are like, gosh, we could be so good if this was our only job.

You should promote Hunter.

Oh yeah, smart. It definitely helps because there's no way if we were in matchmaking that we would have done that well, I don't think.

No.

All right, there's a lot of real people, they were just awful.

Yeah, the one team though, they, they put up a good fight. They knocked me once and then And then, I mean, but you, you slowly took out every single person on that team by yourself.

We had really good gun build. That was a sweet game for that.

Yeah, geez, I felt like I was like— I first, my— I opened my first chest And it was like a purple DMR. I'm like, okay, yeah.

Is that how we're gonna play this?

Yeah.

All right, all right.

Where to this time? Anvil. All right, we do Anvil again.

Oh my goodness.

Let's do Anvil, not, not spend too much time, and then we'll go to Mini Brutal, then up to Brutal.

Love it. So the Cubs won last night apparently, and my assistant, she, uh, her father works for the Cubs, and she told me that the Cubs were gonna win. So now I feel like I have an insider. So, I mean, but—

Shut up. They didn't.

I don't— she— I mean, her dad definitely does work for the Cubs, and we asked him who was gonna win the game. And Cubs were plus money, so they were not favored, and they won. So I don't know, coincidence, probably. It was still a pretty close line. It was like plus 150. So, so yeah, I hate you too.

I don't know, sometimes I feel like hockey's also fixed.

I love gambling on sports, and it's me and my brother do it together. We've had our joint Bovada account since I was, I think, like, we've had it for a long time. And yeah, I Honestly, growing up, my little brother was into sports and I was not. And then when I became a gambling addict, I somehow became a sports fan. So yeah, happens. That'll do it.

I got people landing with me. Yep, yep. And I don't have very good guns.

Whoa. You're the banana this time. Oh, got some footsteps.

Oh boy. What's that?

Oh boy. Don't worry guys, I have grenades. Oh, how did that grenade not get you? I died, unfortunately, and he already had a crown, so that's not a good sign. He didn't need my crown.

Hunter, that's 2 down. I need help, Hunter.

Nice. 3.

Shadow, there should have been a crown down there, I thought.

Hey, chat, look at this ground where his body is. Did you get his card?

Oh, but I— somebody picked it up and didn't drop it, so he must still be alive somewhere.

I need— I got no ammo. Oh man.

Oh wow.

I'm dead. I'm dirty. Oh, I'm dead. There goes the card. Dang it.

Dang. Yeah, me too.

Um, oh boy, that's the team.

Don't shoot them, don't shoot. Well, he's got a silencer.

Yeah, he's got a silencer, but if we just wait, Hunter, and then you can get our car and bring us back, we can push back. So did you pick up his card already?

Yes.

Okay, go for my card and just dip. Uh-oh, never mind. Oh shit, you're dead! No, no, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Don't jump in the water, whatever you do. You gotta fight them. If anything, you'll be dead if you go in the water. Turn around, shoot them. Take one out. What are you doing?

I don't know.

Don't jump, don't jump, don't jump. Keep going, keep going. Go left, go under the bridge.

Go, go, go, go, go!

They're gonna keep chasing you. Keep going, don't stop.

You got this, Shadow.

You got— stay in the water, stay in the water! Oh no, you can't.

Run, run, run, run, run! If we win this, this would be shocking.

It wouldn't be. We've got the 20 Keep going, keep going.

32 health, that would be great.

Stay in the water.

Yeah, keep going, you'll get the next reboot van. Keep going, next reboot van. Actually, you should probably heal up under the bridge.

We could.

Wow, good job.

Good job, buddy.

Nice, smart.

They're not chasing me.

Let's do this.

To your right, there's— or straight ahead. Yeah, there they are. That's a perfect one. All right. Oh, there's a guy there in front of you.

Oh yeah. Oh, he's not even looking.

No.

Oh.

There you got him.

Oh, get him!

I dare shoot him!

Oh my gosh.

Oh my goodness, I cannot believe this. You got it. Nice.

Wow.

Yeah, go get him. Oh, a crown! Nice! Yeah, he had a crown.

That's awesome.

That means his team's got crowns out there. We can get our crowns back and still get a crown win out of this.

Yeah, we can. I'll go into this little house in front of me. Oh, someone's shooting. I got a mini here if you want it.

Oh yeah, I'll take it. Oh, that was a grenade that I just threw. My bad.

All right, all right, we're getting somewhere.

That'll work.

I got people over here. I heard shoots.

Who's in the car?

Oh, that's not our guys.

Nope.

Oh, there's a gold chest! Oh, gold cash! They're coming back for sure. Heads up, here comes a motorbike.

Yep, and they just run.

Yeah, they're still shooting though. I'm getting shot.

All right.

Got him. Oh, out of bullets though.

Dang, this gold cash is exactly what we need though.

Yeah, that's exactly right. Oh, he got knocked on me, huh? Hello, sir.

Wow.

Oh dang, they're shooting at me.

I see them.

Yeah, me too. I just don't have that.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

I was tagging them.

Oh, beautiful.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, the shotgun!

Nope, gotta get some cover.

There's 2, they're pushing up again. Okay, he's going for the card, he's going for the card. I'm not letting him get away with it.

Okay, I just got to get some health.

Yeah, they're, they're dipping for sure.

I just need that.

I'm chasing them down.

All right, we're on our way.

No, he got me. Fuck, that was dumb. They're at the reboot van.

It's all good, we're, uh, we're coming in hot.

Hunter, don't worry about the bot. Yeah, there you go. Oh no.

Oh, there he is. I was like, where's he at?

He was rebooting.

Oh dang. All right guys, I gotta go, but, uh, it was fun playing.

Yeah, good games, man.

Good game. All right, bye.