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You know what I've been getting into lately?

What?

Tang.

Oh, Tang.

Haven't had it in a while. Saw it on the shelf, decided may as well give it a chance. I'm on my third container.

Wow.

Yeah, didn't know how great it was until I retried it.

Has it got like sugar? It's, uh, all sugar, right? Is there like an aspartame version of it? So are you just increasing your level of sugar significantly then that you're eating? Wow, smart.

Yeah, I figure I drink diet soda and I need to drink more juices, so I figured Tang is close to a juice.

Yeah. All right, perfect. That's what I wanted.

And 240 is Should we be the Llama Bros, or should we keep our skins that we did last time?

I don't know, what do you think? I think we should probably kick it up to Llama Bros. It is kind of our signature look, especially when it's Farmer Bros.

Exactly.

Oh, before I do that, I'm gonna shut off my TV and turn it back on real quick, which might accidentally turn my PlayStation into sleep mode.

Cool, that works.

Aspect ratio's off, so yeah, I would definitely do that.

Yeah, that sounds good. I'm gonna get Llama going.

Fuck yeah!

Yo, evidently nice. Um, I did get distracted and I'm having a tough time finding my llama. I have too many characters. There's the one llama. There he is. All right, let me get my Twitch.

Set.

I can't see the Twitch comments.

Video creator dashboard.

Hey, what's up, Kyler? How are you, buddy? We're getting ready to roll. Got a couple viewers and Where's the boost? What's up, Kyler?

Doing good.

I sent you a message on Messenger a few days ago. Cool, yeah, I'll have to check it out. I didn't see it. On Facebook Messenger? Come on, I'm just waiting for this screen to load. It's almost done.

What's our gonna be banter of choice for the stream?

Plus, for the stream, um, I don't know. What do you think we should talk about? I mean, I would like to get prepped for my fucking talk tomorrow on the podcast, but there's that too.

I mean, it's up to you. Please, like, do you want to feed 2 birds with one scone?

Yeah, I do. I do want to feed 2 birds with one scone. Let's talk about the fucking vaccine so I know what the fuck I'm talking about on a podcast. Plus, that's why the people come for the pharma problem.

These are all opinions. We have not ran our own clinical trials.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's, that's a good point. We have not done double-blind trials, and apparently it's very concerning, or at least RFK thinks it's pretty concerning.

We haven't done them with fucking vaccines, which But then later on he said that, uh, they did, so I can't really—

Can't really check.

Yeah, it's very interesting, but, uh, so we're not gonna say anything's true or false or right or wrong, just our opinion on the perception of it.

Yeah, I was sure if you had your phone number, so I sent the Messenger message instead. Hey, Kyler. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna put.

Put what?

Nothing. I just sent him a direct. All right, and we are ready to roll, sir.

Are you sure?

Yes, 1,000%. I am locked in, locked and loaded. I mean, the, the screen's technically still thinking, but after it gets done thinking, technically We should be good.

I want full commitment, no excuses.

Okay, well, it's still thinking pretty hard.

We have a crown, we're in ranked.

Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, boom, done. Okay, we're We're truly golden. All right, so just a reminder, we started at 7,813. 7,813. That's how many followers we currently have on The Pharma Problem. Let's see how this little experiment goes.

Hmm, I think we go to the little hideout. Where is it?

Oh, what about the mansion? We've been landing at the mansion.

Sure, we can do that.

Mark it. Thank you. If you're just joining us, we're live on The Farmer Problem, going for a crown-ranked win.

Thank the bus driver.

Oh yeah, it's a flex.

The hypotenuse.

All right, we got somebody to our left, but not a lot of company. They gone? Mostly left.

Yeah, they got scared of me.

Looks like they might have landed in frenzy. All right, you got a shotty?

Not yet.

I got a gray one if you want it.

Nope, I'm good. Oh, big giant cannon gun, if you dare. I don't like them.

I feel like we kind of have to grab it at this point, but that is not—

I just don't want to be with something I'm unfamiliar with.

Yeah, I've, uh, I've wrecked some people with it, but, um, the thing, it definitely is not as, uh, meant for being quick. So I mean, I think it might be nice if we have some people that have some cover or something, because it just destroys trees, right? So, yeah, but other than that, I don't see a ton of benefit of it. I mean, I've been impressed with the amount of kills we've been getting too on these. It's just like we're playing smart and kind of just keeping it tight.

Get it right, get it tight.

Get it right, get it tight.

Um, I guess it's time to drop these son of bitches. What are you looking Oh, my computer.

Here, uh, have you— I've got a big for you.

Okay, there's still 2 chests up here. All right, where are we headed?

Uh, oh nice, look at the circle!

Yep.

What is that thing falling? It's coming right next to us.

Oh, this is the guys to get the chest. Oh, let me shoot them with the rocket launcher, right?

Uh, sure, I guess. Yeah, didn't do much.

No, it did not. Wow, that was kind of stupid. At least it kind of damaged them all, I guess. Oh, here it is.

Nice.

Frick yeah. We should always come here. This is no-brainer.

It's usually a dead Doesn't have this much shit.

Uh, must be an update. Oh, you can't bust the ground though. Dang. Wow, look at all this fucking ammo too. Oh, purple snipe, nice. Would you want the Havoc or anything?

Um, I have a Flapjack.

You think the Mythic Enhanced Flapjack is better than the The Havoc.

Are you grabbing that?

Okay, perfect. Yep.

And then are you grabbing the sniper, or what guns are you running?

I'm probably not. Yeah, I could run a sniper. It didn't really help me much, so maybe not.

The only reason why I like you having a Snipers, because if I know you can't control yourself no matter what, so at least with a sniper you're further away and you're not bum rushing.

That's true. Okay, I've got a gold Havoc without a sniper and a sniper, which are my 2 good, because I wait till they're really close with the Havoc and then I, uh, only take distance shots with the snipe, so Which is I think what you're trying to say.

Yep. Cool.

I like running a snipe. All right. Well, I guess we got. Oh, I was like somebody's got a crown. Oh, it's you.

All right. I don't see anybody.

Nobody down there?

I have to eat that thermal fish so we can just run.

Fuck yeah. You see anybody?

No, thermal's off.

Do you have a thermal snipe?

No, I had a thermal fish.

Gotcha.

Hmm.

Never really figured out the boomerang.

Oh, oh, guy!

Oh, they're fighting somebody else. Knocked one.

I think you're shooting the bees.

No, I killed one. Okay, but where's the other one? Oh, I don't know where his partner's at. Uh, sounds like they're battling. Do we want to press them?

Oh, not necessarily. I mean, yeah, I guess.

I'm—

no, no, no, I'm just— I'm trying to jump on this thing. Oh fuck, I wasn't gonna go up there. We got crowds. I'm not here. I'm not trying to be a hero.

Mm-hmm.

There's no way that's the stuff, is it?

From the— them fighting?

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. The guy I killed could have been a robot because he only had a Like a gray gun, you know.

That's what I'm wondering is that they took him out, took his stuff. Oh no, we gotta get going now.

Yeah.

I mean, we're—

Can't see far, so I'm not sure where we're headed into. That chest is still there.

Yeah. Hmm, you see anybody out here?

I have no zoom, so I can't really look, man.

I think it looks like our butts are pretty clear. That means—

Oh, that's a nice chest. I'm gonna go down and get that.

Yeah, you better. That doesn't look like— oh yeah, it is a nice chest. Fuck yeah! Thermal, thermal, nice!

Oh, do I get rid of the flare gun?

Yes, it's just, it's just you can't— a gold flapjack or a fucking Flare gun.

Flare guns are nice though.

They are.

If anything, it just makes them get nervous and do sporadic things because they're like, they can see me.

Mm-hmm.

Instead of just hiding behind a rock, even though we know what rock you're hiding behind, it's like, well, You should start shooting it out. Now I know where you are.

We should definitely just kind of chill.

I don't see anybody.

The great thing— oh, there's this— I just, I just saw a gun— gunshot up there. I don't know where though.

I have a feeling this could be one of the roofs.

Yeah.

Ooh, where's the circle gotta go? Oh, it's this— it's not even in Mega City.

It's Kinjitsu.

It's Kinjitsu. Yeah, let's, uh, I'm following you.

Yep.

There should be a zipline around here. There it is. Anyone at Key Island? Doesn't look like it.

Do you have a key?

Weird, I can't see what they are.

Purple sniper, uh, gold Havoc shotty, and a purple, purple pistol.

Yeah, do you want any of them?

Uh, only one I would take is the purple pistol. I have a blue assault, but yeah, don't need it. I don't need any SMG— or no, a blue SMG is what I mean. Sorry.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, may as well then. I'll take the pistol, you take the SMG.

Oh, do you have a— oh yeah, I love the purple SMG. Fuck yeah. I just feel like it shoots straighter than the pistol for some reason.

Oh, I disagree. I like the pistol a lot better.

Really?

Shots up at Kenjitsu.

Okay.

I think we should take the zipline up.

Sure.

So let's come down and then go over— oh, it's in the storm.

It's alright. Oh, there's another one.

Yep.

I think we almost just chill here for a minute. That circle is gonna go behind us.

Oh yeah. Oh, they're battling up there.

Yeah, let's come back here and let them narrow each other down.

Yeah, might as well.

This is gonna be the middle of the next circle.

Fuck yeah.

So we can walk the circle backwards and get kenjutsu. So we're gonna walk along the thing and, and come up to here, and then there's a zip line right Right there, and then we're going to take that zip line up.

Hmm.

It might be might be as far as this, but we'll see it along the way. Should we go get him?

Yep.

Nice.

Looks like he was alone.

Oh, look at the SMG! You want it? The running SMG.

Okay, I'm good.

I, I love it. It's, uh, one of the fastest quickdraws.

All right, 5 teams left and there's a lot of shooting.

Oh, there they are.

Oh, I don't see him.

He just went.

Will you mark them?

Oh shoot. Uh, yeah, they're down low. I'm, uh, drinking back behind here. We definitely have the high ground on them, at least. Oh, yep. I fucking was. Goddamn, goddamn, fuck! Those guys were all— we were— damn. That was a good job though. 3rd place, can't— God, good job. You knocked the guy that got me.

Yeah, they were—

I couldn't find them. I was like above looking below, and then when I found— I, I killed the one, the other one was just drilling. Or no, I didn't kill either of them. I dropped down and died, and you killed the other one. Damn it, we had crowns. That was so close.

Yeah, they literally were way down below and came all the way up to come get us.

Yeah, yeah.

We should have gotten them more while they were down there. I didn't see them.

I know you kept saying mark them, and then he shot this rocket right when I went to go do it, and he actually caught me with it. So then I was like, fucked. So then I had to hop down. I wish I could have just pinged them because you had a— you had a fine shot at them too.

I shot them.

Oh, look at that, one more person. Fuck that. Damn crazy. All right, what if we did an old classic, you know, Breakwater? It's been a while. Well, fuck. All right, so.

My—

oh, I almost just unplugged this. Oh wow, somebody got a way better drop than me. You going to the normal spot? Why the fuck? There's definitely people around me.

Fuck!

Running to a gun. Ah, I doubt. Just beat me to a fucking goddamn gun. I just didn't get a very good jump.

You didn't?

I was a little short.

Wow.

Not— I mean, I was— I got to you, it was just a little bit later than I would have liked. I fucking hate how you go down. So fucking annoying. Pisses me off. They got crowns too. Yeah, we definitely need to play Realm again, Kyler.

All right, the new Airman.

Yeah, Kyler's Airman hasn't been on much, but I haven't been on much.

Uh, where's Travis? You should call him, tell him you just show up to work.

That's a good point. Where is Travis and Brandon? I was gonna text them all.

When's the last time Travis was on? I don't even know.

I don't know either. I'm gonna call his ass.

Yo, what up?

Hey, what you doing? What are you doing?

Hanging out at Rachel's mom's house right now.

Lame.

Okay. Why, what are you doing?

Playing Fortnite with Harmon.

Oh, sick.

Got 226 people watching.

Oh, hell yeah. And listening to him too.

Well, oh yeah, they're also listening to you and this conversation right now, so say hi to the fans.

Hi everyone!

So, uh, when's the last time I was looking? Uh, it's been a while since you've been able to play like me.

I know.

When are you gonna be able to play again? We need to make a date.

Monday.

Monday?

Yeah.

Harmon, what are you doing Monday?

I'm going to play golf.

Oh yeah, we're playing golf. Oh, should we—

should we get the Llama Bros back together?

I feel like it probably could happen.

Depends.

Together right now.

Oh, Harmon said they're already together right now.

Oh, that's cute.

Oh, that's cute. Oh, we got gunshots, uh, east, Harmon.

Alrighty.

All right, I'll talk to you later. I guess I'll see you Monday.

Sounds good, man.

All right, later.

Bye. Peace.

It's all right, Brandon's way better than Travis anyways.

He's like watching the stream and he's just here. Oh, we got a guy right next to you, I think.

Yep, I see him. I haven't moved.

You're not moving at all. Yeah, you're AFK, so just wanted to make sure.

Wow, nice!

Did you just throw a shockwave at him?

Uh, just to escape because I was getting shot from somewhere else and I didn't know where.

From somewhere else? There's only one guy in there.

Okay.

Right?

Is there another guy in there?

He got me then.

Oh.

I ran out of bullets. No, I ran out of bullets and I threw a shockwave. Like, wow, it's just what happens. It's a safety mechanism.

So you didn't land a You didn't get a shot on him, did you?

Oh, I landed quite a few. I just ran out of bullets and didn't kill him, so threw a shockwave to evade him, essentially, if that makes sense. Because I did not have another gun to switch to, and I don't, uh, really do the refill and stand around thing anymore. I used to a lot. Used to kind of be my move. Oh, fuck yeah.

I don't know where they're at. Somewhere that way.

Okay.

See the boss anywhere?

Uh, not yet. I don't think he spawned. Man, they're battling down there. Hmm, what are you thinking?

I'm thinking I thought I heard a nice chest. I don't know where. Oh, it's probably the vault chest.

Probably.

Oh, what direction were they again?

Um, they were over on that cliffside, so towards the— anywhere you see a cliff, I feel like to the right. It was like right over this way, I feel like, but Those are the last things I would consider cliffs.

I'd consider those more cliffs.

Where?

Or those.

I didn't see those very— I didn't look all the way to the left. Maybe I just used a bad descriptor word.

Those or those. Those are hills. Those are like the only things that aren't cliffs.

Well, you're up top. You can have— you have a much better line of sight. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.

I guess that could be considered a cliff, possibly.

I mean, definitely, but...

I can't tell how big it is. There's a llama.

Do we need to draw that much attention is the question.

I don't see anybody. I don't have any long range, so I can't really see. But oh, here's the boss.

Fuck yeah, it's just— it's worth it every time to fucking do this spot. All right, 1, 2, 3. Hammer them.

Nice.

There's the boss gun if you want it.

There's a Havoc right there. What'd you get?

Uh, DMR.

Which one does more damage? I've always wondered this. L2 inspect. 26 damage, 6, 32. And then L2. 25, 6, 30, 26, 6. Oh, Mythic is definitely better than the Gold. Holy shit. 25, 6, 30, 20.

So what, what are you doing?

It's a little bit slower. I think I'm going this one, actually. Uh, where's the, uh, jugs? Did you grab 2?

Oh Yeah, okay, cool.

Havoc.

I thought I had 3 Bigs. Are you carrying Bigs too?

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Don't you think?

Sure, yeah, that's what I had.

Cool, I got Bigs and 2 Jugs.

I switched to all Jugs.

Yeah, I've got a Havoc, a sub, and a shotty, which will get us fucking miles. And I'll pick up some type of snipe eventually, but not unless it's worth it.

All right, let's get out of here.

Oh boy, oh boy.

You're welcome.

Uh, do you want a purple DMR?

Nope.

Okay, I only have the— this is my first scope, and I was just waiting for something.

Do you have a sniper?

Nope, I haven't come across one yet, but I don't know if I want to switch it for a purple DMR. But if I see a purple snipe, I'll, I'll drop it. Fuck yeah.

I saw a guy zip. There he is.

Should we go fuck him up? What do you think?

He's a little far for me to—

oh yeah, he's really far.

I could kill him.

I don't see him.

He just ran down the hill. Oh, see him?

Oh, he doesn't have— how come I can't see him with my thermal?

Uh, he must have thermal blocking or something, like a perk.

Oh.

Yeah, that's interesting. That's crazy. Yeah, how come he's not showing up on the thermal? Should we fuck with him? I think they're—

Oh, we gotta go to them. I just don't know how to get all the way over there without making too much noise.

Yeah.

Oh, let's just go zip down, don't you think?

Yeah, I'm just just take the mushroom over, I guess. Oh, that didn't work.

Oh, did you not make it? Ah, there you are. Whatcha thinking?

Well, the guys that were over there are gone.

That's not good.

And then those guys I never actually saw, so I don't know.

Oh, who the fuck was that? I just saw some gunshots this way, or heard some.

Let's take the zipline. Let's follow them. So they're gonna know where we are, but at least— and then they took this zipline, so I think they're probably over there.

Okay.

Oh, that's where they're gonna pop up.

Where the fuck are these guys?

Hmm.

Oh no, I threw it over my 2 big pots and No, they disappeared.

No, I bet they're in here somewhere. Right there. And right there.

I can't get them. Oh, there we go.

Nice. All right, what's the plan? Llama Bros.

Um, 10 seconds and we will find out.

All right, welcome to the Pharma Bros, aka the Llama Bros, brought to you by delta8weed.info. We're about to show you how you get second place every single time.

All right, new one's there. That's way too far to do anything crazy, so we gotta get going probably.

Yeah, let's just start traveling.

I don't have movement.

You know, llamas, I hear, are like camels and they can travel long distances because they have humps.

Huh.

Yeah, that's not— that's not true. I just made that up.

You know why camels have humps?

Because of water?

I think so. I think that's the water storage.

Like, and I'm sure it's like a lump of fat, but they just kind of suck water out of it when they need it.

No, it's like it's rigid so that it doesn't pressurize in the heat too. So that's why you can sit on it.

Oh, it's like hard.

Yeah, the hump's like— it's like a, you know, it's got like a skeleton. It's like a rib cage that's holding lungs full of water.

What?

It's like what I picture. I don't know if that part—

No, that was like— that can't be accurate. It's like a big water balloon, like you popped their back. That would be nuts. There's no way. It's got to be like fat, right? If it's hard, it's gonna be like solid all the way through, right? It's not like Hollow.

But it's gotta hold water.

Yeah, but it's gonna be like in cells, right?

Right. That's true.

Just like—

oh.

Do you have any white meds?

I've got the jug things.

That's it. Me too.

Yeah. Oh, but I got Mudslide. I got Mudslide for health, so I don't need anything. So check your perks, make sure you don't have it.

Something.

Oh, Keymaster.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, an egg raptor. The best thing about— I think the raptors are silent too, Harmon.

No, they're not.

Oh, they're not?

Dang it.

They seem pretty quiet.

I think you can you can still see them on the audio visual.

Got it. That would make sense. Oh, might as well just have a raptor that falls. All right, we kind of gotta roll again. We're like at the farthest fucking point. Oh fuck, not kinda, definitely need to fucking roll.

I was trying to find white mags.

Thank God for the mud fucking slide.

Oh wow, there's a lot of people.

Yeah, there is, dude.

I'm not even— I might have to drink both of them. Go, go my way. Your way? Okay, I can do that. I'm gonna have to drink my jug juice again.

Yeah, me too.

No!

How?

It must have jumped to like 5. Fuck. Sorry, I'm just getting fucking eaten alive now. Fuck, that was so bad.

4 people left too.

Dude, they're all ones. Oh, or no, it's two one one. There's three teams now. Yeah. Is that the single? Now there's— it's all 1-1-1. Oh, you know he's in that bush, and it The other guy's still in that bush, isn't he? Or is it? Oh, second, barely, just because the one guy— fuck. Oh, I'm I mistimed my jug drink or we would have won. Fuck.

Ah, fuck.

All right, welcome. We just, uh, I mean, I did kind of call right before that we were gonna show you how to get second, um, but it was kind of supposed to be a joke. But maybe it's a self-fulfilling prophecy, you know? But I feel like this time we're gonna get first.

Only one way to find out.

Oh, I didn't mean to pick my nose on camera. That was gross. Sorry, everybody. All right, all right, all right.

You text Brandon.

Oh, that's right.

Hello?

Brandon, what's up?

What's up?

Nada, just, you know, playing Fortnite. What are you doing?

I'm, uh, uh, out grocery shopping right now.

Then what are you doing? I don't know, what are you doing? Probably playing Fortnite. You know, we're doing a promotion right now, uh, for a little company called Moon Rocks.

Uh-huh.

And, you know, anytime we get a crown win, we give out a, uh, half ounce of, uh, Delta-8 weed. So yeah, we wanted you to partake in the festivities.

Are you playing with anybody right now?

Harmon. He can hear you, so don't lie.

Well, I'll let you know once I, uh, get back. I'll see if I'm doing anything tonight.

Excellent, excellent, excellent. All right, well, uh, have fun grocery shopping for whatever it is you buy. Thanks, man. Yeah, no worries. See ya.

Bye.

Anybody on here?

Not that I saw.

Okay. I'm gonna try and see how many times I can drop the hemp company when I'm doing the interview to try and get some free advertising, because I know that they have a lot of Yo Delta people, and I might talk about THCO for a second. You know, you think he—

well, I guess he probably don't care.

I don't know, he might care, but it's all right.

Only one way to find out.

Only one way to find out. Just bring it up. Oh, there's no way he would care. Did you fucking listen to his podcast? Yeah, the Yeah, he is sponsored by Yo Delta though, which is the conflict, kind of.

Is that the competitor?

That's my competitor. Yeah, Yo Delta.

You're just so bad at it.

So bad at advertising. I know.

No. It's not yours, it's the company supporting the channel.

Yeah, that's what I meant.

That's not what you said.

That's a good point. The Delta 8 Moon Rocks. Holy hell. Well, welcome everyone. Welcome everyone. You know, we're, uh, just chatting about, um, a company I have nothing to do with called Moon Rocks. And, you know, I just hear that the CEO of that company though has a giant cock. And, you know, I've seen it, honestly, multiple times. Gay.

So, gay.

Yeah, I know that's weird, but yeah, somebody just coming in is really fucking confused right now. They're just like, what?

If they've seen you before, they know exactly what's going on. They won't be confused at all.

Alrighty.

Even my nephews say, oh, it's like, it's just like a Jacob thing.

Really? They do not say that.

Even if it has nothing to do with you, if it's just a stupid boneheaded move, it's like, oh, it's like a Jacob thing.

It's so weird because, you know, I feel like I'm not a boneheaded person though, you know what I mean?

No, you just make boneheaded decisions, like moves.

Yeah, but it's kind of like, it's kind of like, uh, a naturally gifted athlete playing basketball, but, you know, not knowing the rules of basketball. And, you know, they're just kind of fucking suck because they don't know how to dribble a ball.

So you're saying—

The best analogy I can know.

You're saying you have all the qualities to be the best, most successful person in the world because you're so genetically gifted?

Exactly.

You just need to learn the rules before you can take over the entire world?

That's exactly right. Thank you.

There's a DSM-5 for that. Oh, it used to become— it used to be called narcissism. Narcissistic disorder.

Yeah, no, I've— my counselor mentioned something about that.

Yeah, he— yeah, we used to call it, uh, Hibbard disease.

Hibbard.

It's contagious.

Yeah, no, it's—

it's—

that was a scary disease. That disease is almost more delusional than even your standard egotistical maniac. It's kind of a different level.

Same. I think it's the same, dude.

One of my favorite fucking nights to remember is the fucking night, because I was like dead sober, that Hibbard fucking like roided out and fucking kicked that door down. And like beat the shit out of that guy. Do you remember that?

Oh yeah, it is. Yeah.

And he was like fucking, like fucking, like crying and stuff. I was like, holy fuck, this is nuts. I was just like, dude, he is roid raging. He was like, he was like doing all those, uh, like test boosters and fucking working out every day and I forgot what the guy did. He like took his car and— or something. It was something big, but he like— it was not a big deal at all. Like, he like borrowed the car and fell asleep at the house or something, and Miley like said he could do it or something. So it was just—

Wasn't it Dennis, right?

Yeah, it was the Dennis guy, and he's just like— it was just So bizarre, and it was just kind of like surreal when it was happening too. It was just kind of this wild fucking trip. He was so ragey. I was just like, I've never seen anybody fucking rage like this.

That car's worth more than your life.

I was like, I don't know if that's accurate.

That is.

Yeah, you're just bragging how he bought it for like a thousand five hundred bucks or something, and I was like, Dennis is a piece of shit. Don't get me wrong, but. I don't know. I think he's probably worth more than $15,000. Yeah, I mean, maybe not, but—

Maybe not, but I mean—

Apparently not to him. Oh, that fucking door too. I was just like, that door didn't even stand a chance. It like— it was like he had kicked down a door a million times too. It was very impressive, I thought.

Yeah, probably not a million, but probably close to like 500 times, I'm sure he has.

Like, it was, it was like very surprising at how fucking intense he kicked that door down. He just like— and it did not just come down, and the guy was asleep on the couch. So just imagine being that guy that just fucking got way too, way too fucked up and took the car on accident. Just getting— oh, I don't have any distance.

I hope he's shooting the guy here.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh wow, we should fucking push him.

Got him!

Nice, dude. I am so fucking out of bullets. I need all the bullets. I'll give you some, I'm just collecting them. Uh, okay, where are you at?

Right where we started.

Oh, beautiful. There we go.

Before you went on the bum rush. Oh, he's right behind you.

Oh wow, another fucking one. I mean, this isn't not working.

Just me saving you over and over again. Oh yeah, I got behind you. Just one-shot kills every time you turn around. All you do is shoot them one time.

I don't know if that's true. I have no idea what you're fucking talking— I have no idea what you're talking about. Oh, a rocket launcher. That's probably smart for me to have.

Did you leave any loot for me, or—

No, I took all the ammo and then said I was gonna bring it back to you.

I know, the circle's moving, so I—

Do you want any of that? There you go. Any of that?

No.

That's all I have.

They didn't have anything but green guns. That's insane.

Oh yeah, the only other 2 things— I had a rocket launcher and a Jug Juice and those 3 guns. So yeah, they didn't really have much.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, beautiful.

Should be—

They don't see us.

Yeah, let's—

That guy's, that guy's crawling.

Should I fucking shoot a rocket?

Not yet, wait till we get in. Okay. Oh, well, it didn't kill either one of them, so—

Nice. Do you need health? Oh, is that a hornet's nest? Nice, good work. All right.

We gotta go where? Left, I guess.

Yep.

No good guns, dude. Anyways, crazy. Oh, there is the good guns.

I was like, this is crazy. Yeah. Oh, there's a jet.

Don't really want to drop my thermal, but for a gold, it's kind of hard not to. I guess I'll drop my fish.

Uh, I'll pick up your thermal if you drop it, or— oh no, no, you're good.

Perfect.

I have, um, Havoc. Cool. Havoc's good for me to have. I've noticed less tempting.

So much better with the super zoom. So I would love to see, because I have 3 kills and you have 6. Yeah, I bet, I bet I have like 3,000 damage or something ridiculous.

Oh, I'm sure it's high. We'll see. I'm sure we both have high damage. I've been fucking people up too. We're just fucking—

so 9 times 200, we have at least fucking 2,000 at least.

Yeah, probably 3,000 because you got to think overshield too, right?

So yeah, it'd be 200, 2,000 or 250 per person times 10 people, 2,500.

Fuck yeah, and we ain't done yet, bitches. If we get first, oh my God, the multiplier is gonna be fucking unreal. And I am in endgame mentality, so I'm on your ass. Yeah, neither do I. I've got thermal. I'm kind of looking around.

I think we probably should— I don't know if that's too far.

I mean, the circle's still fairly big. I think that's fine.

Oops, didn't know I had that.

Forgot. Yeah, do your perks.

13 left, 13 teams.

Where is that?

I don't see anybody.

I thought I saw a little white thing flicker. Okay, that's crazy. You can't see literally anybody. Oh wow, there's only 12 now. 12 people. 7 teams.

Fuck yeah! And we have 9 kills, so it's already a diesel match. We just have to fucking survive, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

All right, well, it's coming in. Let's— we got to get down. Oh yeah, just barely though. Let's stay in these trees. You think these houses?

Let's see if this is good. Oh nice. So yeah, let's see.

Oh, we gotta go fucking deep. Yeah, how do— let's— should we go this way? Yeah, fuck yeah, we were both like thinking the same thing. Fuck yeah, plus 4,600 XP to make it to top 10.

5.

What the fuck?

2v2v1.

So top 3 is also another fucking huge bonus. Fuck yeah. All right, just gotta be— we've gotta spot them first. That's literally the only advantage, so we just gotta be as quiet as fucking possible. And that circle is gonna necessarily—

we just have to be aggre— we have to be aggressive too. There's only 5 people left and we're, you know, it's 2v2v1.

We got— we have to see them coming, right?

You think?

Okay, no. Oh, I thought I just saw someone hot.

All right, let's get over the hill. Shit, too late for the back.

It's all right, it's all right, it's all right. I don't see anybody. 4. 2v2.

All right, let's watch that way. Right here's a good spot because it'll move over and then we'll be safe.

Okay.

So you know they're not gonna be coming from there, right? That's where we just came from.

No, I'm on you. As long as we Have cover and spot them first. So let's go someplace so we can get some cover. Don't you think this house?

Yeah, sure.

The house is in the circle too. Let's just fucking just something we can hop on the other side of in case we get shot. Oh, he's coming in.

I don't see him. I don't see him. You're shooting him?

Yep, and I almost killed him. All right, uh, thermal. Oh, let's fucking do this. Oh, nice. Should we fucking keep on him?

Yep.

Yeah, we gotta push, huh? We fucking— I tagged him. Oh, footsteps. Holy fuck! Left. Oh, behind you!

Fuck!

God!

Awesome. How— I mean, I don't know, it was— I just— he saw me before I saw him. I should have killed him, I don't know how I didn't. I shot him in the face, I There's visual evidence, I swear to God. Nice, I just, uh, made it up to Silver though. Holy fuck, that one was massive.

Silver 1?

Yeah, that's what I am too. How far are you in Silver 1?

28.

Yeah, me too, 26. Cool, that's cool that we're like the same.

It's weird that they're not the exact same.

Yeah, it's off by 2.

But the points are this like cumulative or, you know, whatever.

Yeah, that's crazy that— I mean, if it's cumulative, that it's that much even.

It's crazy.

Yeah, Brandon will be good to play with. Brandon's good. Returning to lobby in 22 seconds is what mine says.

17 for me. Yep.

Uh, okay, I should just go back to lobby, I guess. Okay, don't.

Okay, should load you into there.

Okay, cool. Fuck yeah, we're playing good right now. I mean, we can nitpick at the end, but we're playing good.

Yeah, I agree.

I think we can get another crown win too, or at least a win. I mean, that every game we've played, it's been good.

You have a crown win?

I do not.

Oh.

I wish.

Another.

That's good. I meant like another one in general, like of all time. But yeah, I can see how that's confusing. I just haven't played. I'm like a level— we're like the same level. How many do you have? Like four?

Um, I think just one.

Wow.

Maybe two.

I don't know.

Problem is is that like when I play with the boys, it's like uh, like it's like first place.

Mm-hmm.

30th place, 1st place, 30th place. Like, if we're in the top 5, we're getting 1st.

Yeah.

Like, either we lose our one-on-ones and— or, you know, somebody goes in for a heroic save at the very beginning, or it's just we get a— and it's really— it's kind of frustrating because I'll try Like, they don't play it the— they don't play it the best way you possibly could play it, and they still get first, which is just crazy.

They're just so good.

But if they just listen just a little bit, like just 50% more, they'd literally be like, we can add a 4th controller to it, have that person just die, just not even participate at all, and we can wipe them in squad. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's insane. I could probably drop my— I do drop my controller half the time because I just sit back with a long range and I never pursue anything. They always take them on 2-on-whatever, and then I just sit in the back and pick people off and just get damage. So they all have like 2,000 damage to players and no kills.

I was like— Oh no, the trigger thing's happening again. It's got to be my lock. The fuck is happening? The glitch is happening again. It just keeps firing. It just emptied my clip out. Why does this keep happening? Oh, this is very annoying. You just wasted all my AR ammo.

You should have switched to a different gun.

I should have—

Okay, switch to like bandages.

Now that you say it, yeah, that makes the most sense.

Oh wow!

No, no! God damn it. I just fricking— he was an inch away from fricking dead.

Hmm.

Was that an instant kill or was he a crawler?

Uh, I couldn't really settle.

Oh nice.

Oh, epic chest.

I give up. I give up.

Thank you.

Oh, nice.

Here, you want the sniper?

Uh, yeah.

Uh-oh, is that somebody?

Mm-hmm.

Wow.

The fuck was that person doing?

Bomb rush.

Smart.

Oops.

Oh.

Another good-looking round shaping up.

Ooh.

I still don't have much fuel.

Uh, should we go over where the med guy is? Yeah, and you can splash me.

Well, let's get the flag maybe. Sure, you go, you go. Oh yeah, we shouldn't really split up.

I'm just gonna peek my head over. Nobody down there. Just gonna zip over there real quick. There's a bag I just found too.

Nomad guy, but blue shotty and blue pistol.

Cool.

Circle's on top of us, so I don't think we want to leave too far.

Yeah, especially with 5 kills.

It doesn't matter how many kills you have.

Yeah, it does.

It doesn't change where good positioning is.

Yeah, but it does gauge how, how competitive you should press. I feel like if you're trying to— if the goal is to get points in ranked Then you need a high— if you get first with 1 kill, it's like nothing.

That's not true. It's probably not true, but it's probably more points than getting 10 kills and getting 20th.

I wonder what the breakdown is so we can really know the answer to this question, so we know where to divvy our time. Hmm, you see anyone?

That gust is, I think, coming to us, so somebody could fly in from there.

Oh, like up? Is it going down or up?

What did I say?

You said it's coming towards us, so down.

I don't know which way is down and up, but yes, it's coming fast.

Doesn't that look like a tunnel that It has a top and a bottom. Here's the top.

No, because it goes from there to there. So instead of calling it top and bottom, why can't we call it far medial and distal? Or, you know.

Sure, that's true.

Like, who cares about its angle of verticality?

It's a good point, but—

oh. Anybody?

You—

Yeah, I was trying to mark something purple up there. I can't tell what it is. Shockwave.

Some purple stuff just doesn't make sense to be purple. Shockwaves kind of suck. Oh, I just found an epic chest.

Ninja loves Shockwaves.

Like, how good is Ninja compared to like Ship, do you think?

Probably the same. Ship's probably a little bit better, I bet. I can't imagine. I mean, the thing is, I think Ninja can play builds. I don't know I don't know if Chip can. I know he prefers to do no builds.

Yeah, I just— I don't even consider builds Fortnite. I bet it's Fortnite zero builds is the only thing that I've— I haven't even— I haven't even been in a match since zero builds turned on, you know, that had builds. Except for, I guess, arena when I was trying to get ranked and just hide. Fucking—

weren't you like doing—

yeah, I was like hiding, but like I never built.

I—

my, my goal was always to get into a place that already was like a shelter and make them come to me.

I had zero builds. You didn't build either.

That's, that's right. Yeah, that's why I got I don't know why I wreck so much. It turns out I don't suck at Fortnite, I suck at building. Yes, we do. I did like watching them when like those super crazy guys would build on top of each other, but I'm just like, I can't even fucking compete.

Yeah, it's not even fun to watch for me because it just is like Like just the cheat code. It's not even playing a video game, you're just memorizing keystrokes.

Yeah, I'd like to think it's— yeah, I mean, they're obviously thinking through it at a very high level and stuff. I just, I think it's visually unappealing because you can't see what's happening, you know what I mean? It's always like these like fake walls and stuff you can kind of see through, and then they're popping their heads out and then changing and building really quick. You just Like, don't even know what the fuck's happening. If you watch us play on, uh, fucking Twitch, you know, the Pharma Bros, the Llama Bros, you know exactly what's happening. We're getting second place every time. Every time. Except this time, we're getting first. Dude, we're in a fucking perfect spot. Everybody's gotta like come. I guess we could get attacked from up there, but we just have. Some good ground.

I don't have any long-range weapons, that's the only bad thing.

Uh, I do. Do you wanna— do you want my DMR and I'll just do snipe and you switch me for whatever AR?

Go for it.

Oh yeah, it's all good. I'm good. I don't really have good meds. Do you have spray and minis?

I got spray as well.

Like, sprays, it's crazy. Anytime you're deep, it's like spray never drops, but when you're in the middle of the circle, it's like spray is everywhere. Oh, he's applying.

Oh yeah, deep. Oh, there's one closer too, it looks like.

Nice.

Uh, I saw somebody else over there. Oh, down low! They're coming at us. Hey, be careful, there's other teams.

Do you need minis?

Yes, please.

Thank you.

I don't know where they're fucking at. Oh, he just ziplined in.

Guy up in the house.

Come to me, come to me!

Just stay alive, you're good.

Fuck. No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Nice. 5 seconds, 4, 3, 1.

God damn it, I really tried to, uh, where the fuck— drink your I, I'm sorry. I just didn't know who else was around. We're all right, we're all right. Fuck, 3 people left.

Oh, fuck.

They found me.

Are they up on that mountain?

I don't know.

Let's go, let's go to the circle.

Okay.

Hopefully we beat them here and then—

Oh, they're there, they're there! We're in the house, in the house, in the house! Or oh, they're outside that fucking house then. Oh, I got a big in here.

Come in here.

Come here. Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold. Okay, let's go.

So you did not see them then?

I did.

I did. They're right here somewhere. I just said hold because I was drinking a big. And they weren't in there, so they gotta be like right in this fucking crevice then.

Oh, he has the Predator gear on. I can't see him. He just fell. Where'd he go?

Oh yeah, there he is, there he is! Where the fuck is he? I can't see— oh, oh, I just got his ass! Come on! 33, white. Nice!

Woo! Woo-hoo!

One more.

Okay.

Well, oh, there he is. Oh, there's shit. There's one more then.

Yep.

Oh, oh, behind us, behind us!

Whoa, babies!

Here we go.

Let's go.

Twelve kills.

Fuck yeah, our man. Let's go. Hit that fucking follow button, people. Oh, and we made it all the way to silver too. Damn, dude, that was epic. 18%. 18. Yeah, I'm at the same.

I got 1,800 damage to players, 13 headshots, 3 assists, 2 revives.

I got, uh, damage to players 1,213, damage taken 1,000, damage taken 582. Half. Um, 4 assists. I mean, we fucking wrecked.

Yeah, that was awesome.

12 headshots.

Wow, I got 13. That's the first time I've ever beat you in headshots, I think.

You got more kills than me too.

Yeah, usually you're the ones that is— I, I have a hard time aiming for the head. I always just aim for the body.

And dude, that was fucking epic, and I picked up a crown, didn't I? I'm pretty sure it was. I'm pretty sure I picked up a crown. Oh wow, it kicked us back to the home screen.

Weird.

Throw it up there. Nice. Welcome to the danger zone, people.

Sam's just playing creative, huh?

Who is?

Sam.

NHP, y'all. Playing Zero Build Squads. Moon is in the lobby.

Bridge Maker gets off at 4, which is right now because she's in Pacific time. Maybe we should take a break because it's 5.

I mean, I'm, I'm down to keep going.

Okay, you're good? Okay. I didn't— I didn't know if you were trying to get— No, I don't want to take a break at all.

Yeah.

Okay. I was just— if I take a break, I'm gonna be done for— oh, I do need to take a 30-second break because I need to change my laundry over.

Cool, I'm gonna go talk to Bells.

Marching to our sound so loud we can't be ignored. Throw your fists up, say it proud, they hear us. Make them listen, say it loud, they hear us. Can't be righted, we were made to stand right out. It's alright to be us. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's alright to be us. It's alright to be us.

Throw your fists up, say it proud, they hear us.

Make them listen, say it loud, they hear us. That's it, Ryan, we will make you stand right out. Ooh, it's alright to be us. It's all right to be us. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's all right to be fine. Forward, underserved, overstayed. Flags made to fly, rainbows shining, we'll drive our pain. Far, glow our light, feel our pride, kill the pain. Force on our own, never broken, you know our names. Who we are, who's tough, say your colors, make them listen. Through the darkness, our colors wave. Follow the signs, feel our pride, heal the pain. Force on our own, we're the chosen, we'll lead the way. Throw your fists up, say it loud, they hear us. Make them listen, say it loud, they hear us. Throw your fists up, say it proud. They hear us. Make them listen, say it loud. They hear us. Can't be right, we were made to stand right out. It's alright to be us. It's alright to be us.

Yo!

Yo!

Yo, yo.

Oh, that was a lot, kid. Wow.

That was fucking epic.

Did Keegan Bradley win The Travelers? Are you watching at all? Why YouTube just quit on me? It's because it's YouTube.

You should get— you should get Hulu.

Hulu sucks. You guys don't even have NFL Sunday Ticket.

That's true.

One year it was like available on PlayStation. I don't know if you remember that. I bought it.

It was direct TV streaming.

You had to use like a— yeah, exactly. I had Kelly's brother do it back when I was a gambling fanatic. Ryan could kind of And took my position as that.

Yeah, one good thing is, is he backs up his bets.

Yeah, and he's not as fucking compulsive as me, I don't think. Maybe he is.

Well, he just—

he doesn't put $100 on a 12-2 parlay to win $5 million on Twitter.

Yeah, so Stupid that he doesn't do that.

That's why you have money in there.

Where you want to go? Okay, love it.

Uh-oh, we might have got another drop. Oh, it's just going to keep falling.

How'd you drop?

Perfect.

Perfect.

I got 2 behind me.

I got 2, yeah, behind me. Oh, 2 below me. Looks like they're veering off to the farm.

Are you sure?

I'm not sure, but this guy, he's going towards the house still.

Yeah, there's the guy that beat me.

He's right at the base of the house. They are here. Time to hold the fort strong. Hold the fort strong. Oh, goddammit.

Is that you?

Yeah, that was me.

No! Hey, hey!

They're both very hurt. I'm coming up to— oh, they're both down here.

Damn.

Fuck!

And they're just both down below. I shot both those motherfuckers a lot. Okay, how do I do it? L trigger or something? Square used to be it.

R1.

R1? How the fuck do I do it? R1 is not working. Oh, there we go. Uh, 222.

That sucks.

Sorry. I mean, that's the times you're gonna die, is right when you land. Kicked me back to lobby.

I think I'm gonna try to die first this way.

I'm gonna try to die before you.

All right.

I'm just gonna play really aggressive. Just crush everybody.

Is that what you think happened last time?

No, I just— I was just thinking about what to do to do better, and I can't think of it though. I mean, it's just— it's always a 2v1, seems like. So you get some guy partially down and not one, you know, you don't get one guy down, and then I go down, finish the guy off that you got mostly dead, and then the other guy kills me. And this is what happens every single time.

It's happened 4 times tonight. Maybe, maybe. Maybe.

Like what?

We've lost— we've lost like 4 or 6 games?

Yeah.

And we've killed— and we've— and we've come into contact with how many people, you think? And you're saying I do it every single time?

No, that's how it always ends. That's how it— at the end of the game, that's when we lose. Obviously, when we win, that's not what happens.

And that's all me?

Like rewind the tape?

Um, no, I'm just clarifying. I'm not saying it's not, I'm just clarifying that that's what you're saying.

No, I never said that. I didn't say anything about you. I said I'm gonna try to die first. That's what I said.

So many fucking people here. Holy fucking shit. I guess you succeeded.

Let's see if you get the other guy, because if you do, then that works.

Oh, fuck.

There we go. Eyes.

Eyes.

Uh, there. Oh, we got slurp right there. Yep, there's a shotty if you want it. Oh yeah. Oh hell yeah!

Oh yes!

Oh, you want that one? No, no, no, I, uh, are they the same? What ARs? I think they're the same, aren't they? Oh, I don't need 2 blue ARs. That doesn't make any sense. There you go. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, take the better blue. Do you— it's exactly right. Perfect. Oh, fuck yeah.

There's a black truck.

You want to carry it as I carry?

Um, I've got, I've got a good— I got that blue one. It's working nicely. You know, a lot of people did land land here. They just got fucked. Oh, I'm carrying bags. Is there another safe or chest up here?

Yeah, I mean, there's one down there.

Here it is.

Nothing.

There's a tape down there. Oh, perfect. I got 3. I think I'm pretty good on stuff. What, are you still looking for something?

This is shoddy.

Shoddy. Uh, oh, really?

Oh, we gotta get out of here.

Uh, do you have sniper ammo?

Sure.

Where's the fucking—

isn't there a bounce pad somewhere?

No, that's what I thought, but evidently not. Oh, it's over here. Man, there's another pig down there, huh?

I got 3 already. I'd prefer you take some white, maybe like a spray. There's one. I guess here's juice. Oh, sniper ammo.

Thank you.

Cool. Oh, see that gunshot?

Might go clear, so be careful.

Oh nope, there they are. Oh, are you shooting?

No.

Okay, I'm not either.

They might be above us.

I think they are. Should we hit down the tree? No, they don't know where we're at. Oh no, they're right here. I knocked him. Oh, but they're getting fucked. Hopefully that raptor fucking eats him.

Fucking disappear, tree.

Did you go somewhere?

Um, I'd like to make it, man. I don't know, up there would be nice.

We can take— we have to take this mushroom, probably.

Yeah.

All right, I'm following you. We gotta roll. Let's roll.

Okay.

Dude, we're in a fucking epic spot right now because we're gonna have that wall come right up on us. Nobody's gonna be able to touch us. Hopefully this is—

We need to be able to get down.

The zipline, is it in?

That's the question. And I would say it's probably not. It's gonna be— oh, it's— it is. I mean, kind of.

Good enough.

Good enough. Cool. All right, what's the plan?

Snipes and bitches. Our next spot's gonna be basically a loot island.

Okay, let's do it. All right, should we zip down? We only got 20 seconds.

We're right above us.

Looks like we might be on Loot Island. Yeah, that's Skip Loot Island.

I saw some guy use his zipline.

Oh yeah, crouch.

Yeah, don't, don't hit that, uh, Rift.

Did you go up or are we staying down?

No, I'm down, but I'm down to hit that rift and then head over right about here.

Yep, down.

Let's do it.

Okay, so we're not— yeah.

There's lots of shooting over here.

Yeah, I know, I'm right—

Oh, those robots.

Harmon, where are you going?

Go, Cardi. Well, now they know where we're at because you ran up through there.

What? Did they see me?

No, I don't know. If they have the footstep markers, they would.

Why? I'm crouched.

You weren't when you got Yes, I was. I've been crouched my entire time.

Oh!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Must have been standing. He must have been right.

Where are they?

Got 10 people left.

I'm back this far because they're just gonna throw flares.

Yeah, I'm, uh, looking for, uh, some health bandages. Fuck yeah.

I'm spraying too.

Perfect. I'm just bandaging up, and if you can just finish me off— that's what she said.

Finished.

Just stay over there, stay over there, stay over there, stay over there.

Why?

I don't want them to see me with you running back and forth. They just built a little shelter right there, and they're waiting for you to pop out of it.

Oh, yes I do. Thank you, sir. All right, we're looking all right, we're looking all right.

You see any blue in there?

Oh, there's a crown this way. Oh, oh, oh, there's a guy.

Did you see any blue in there or no?

No blue. Oh yes, sorry, sorry, I have one. Sorry. Fuck, my bad. Yes, another one right there, and then the rest right here. Mushrooms out there to finish.

It's all right.

Oh, fish, fish! Car behind us.

Let's get up on the hill.

Oh, he's fucking hurt.

He's not right yet.

He's not?

No, I got him at 12 blue.

Got him.

Nice, nice.

Oh, oh, behind you!

Yep, there's 2.

Oh, that would almost work. D9 first. I needed to die first at the end too to make it really count.

I didn't even know it was the last 2 people. I, I mean, we killed those guys. The guy just started shooting me from the top and I hid behind the rock.

Yeah, they were ambushing us. Those are the ones that were watching us the whole time.

Yeah, kind of. I mean, are you— what are you at, Silver 2 now?

Silver 2, yeah, 54.

I mean, you can't complain with the games. I mean, we're playing good.

They're phenomenal.

Yeah, this has been really good.

Like, we're getting— we're like second, first every time. It's fucking wild. It's awesome.

We're second every time and then first every once in a while.

Yeah, that's true. Now that you say it like that.

Where's Grizz at?

Mm. Half an hour? Yeah. I'll call Brandon. Kelly's just like passed out on the couch, so I'm just gonna keep fucking Yeah, she's like it's the ultimate sign of freedom is to take a nap. That's her belief.

Well, get ready to give up all your freedom or tell her to get. You're gonna have to take care of the kid while she takes naps. That's gonna be your good husbanding to her. Yeah, you gotta you gotta come up with her.

Gotta come.

Come up to her and have it be your idea and be like, hey, I was thinking about taking her out to Albertsons or something.

Do you want me to grab you anything?

I was thinking you might want to take a nap. And then she's gonna be like, oh my God, you're so thoughtful!

That's— I like that.

Because now you know her love language is naps.

Everybody got mad and left. They're like, we only want to see first place. All right, what, um— oh, Lonely, love it. Just got dub written all over it. At least, yeah, dub, meaning like double, meaning 2, meaning second.

I'm just kidding.

This episode brought to you by Moon Rocks. Delta8Weed.info for more information. All right, we got a lot of people flying in, it looks like.

All right.

Be careful, there's a lot of them. Nice. Oh, there's somebody coming. Hey, I got a blue assault rifle for ya. I accidentally bought 2.

Nice.

Here's some minis. Oh, big.

Oh, Kai.

Yep.

Are you not in here? I'm gonna pick up the minis.

Oh yeah. Okay.

Oh, they're battling out there, huh? Oh, here they are.

Are you taking them both off? Both.

Oh wow. Oh, ziplining.

2 people.

Nice, nice shot, Harmon. Fuck yeah!

I thought I saw two zips, so I thought I did too.

I wonder if the other guy like fell.

Yeah, I think they probably like were going up and down at the same time.

Yeah, because look, there is his shit. Oh no. Okay, let's get his ass. Nice fucking kill. That was awesome. I was watching on the scope. Oh, there he is. Oh, there's two of them. Different team. Running like little bitches. Oh wow, they're deep now. I mean, there's no way they can get back to us, and we can get to them at any time, so might as well just leave them.

Yeah, I could use some more loot.

Yeah, 2 minis, and I'm gonna go buy some more AR ammo.

There's, uh, juices.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Ow, that was so loud.

Was that my— that was my phone. I'm sorry, it's right by the microphone.

Jesus.

It was probably like your text. No. Hey, can I borrow your Dotcom Secrets for my trip? Yes, you can, sir.

Whoa.

Oh, fuck, did you almost just fall?

Yep.

Thank God there's a ledge under there.

I think they accounted for that.

They're like, we know this is gonna fuck people up.

I have it.

Looking at it right now.

Okay.

Shots behind us. Oh, there he is. They're gonna launch in the air and come to us. I feel like We should almost just peace out. They're right there. Unless you have a sniper.

I do have a sniper, but—

He's just standing still up there.

Oh yeah, what the fuck? 50, 70.

You see him?

35 blue.

Oh, somebody's getting the container so we can go shoot them. Oh, it's pretty deep. I think we just let them get it. They're getting one over there, so now they're gonna know we're on this one. So let's go to this side and then we'll watch them pop out. I can't hear you if you're talking.

Oh, fuck, sorry. Uh, they're over here. Oh.

See him up there? Yeah. God, you keep walking in front of my bullets.

I'm sorry, I'm just— I go back and forth so they don't shoot me.

Ah, fuck.

Let's just let them go. They're with— I mean, I can't get them, so I don't know.

Yeah, I don't even know what they're fucking doing. They got a boomerang and shit.

Hopefully the circle comes up by this little Asian tower.

Yeah.

Not quite, but it's definitely a good start.

Yep.

Do you see them?

No.

Neither do I.

Oh, there's one!

Let's hit the zipline and go over here.

Oh, there's somebody flying. Oh, he's coming. He's up on the hill. They're driving. Oh, I was fucking those guys up and they fucked us up. How does this only 66?

I instantly died. Like, it was like they both got out of the car and one-shotted me to the head.

Like, that was It was very quick on my—

Mhm.

Yeah, they were good.

Mhm.

At least we went up. Holy fuck, we went up a lot. This is how we're supposed to play though, you know what I mean? Where you're kind of like, even if you got 5th, you still went up because you got some kills, you know?

Yeah, that 5th was way better than a lot of the 2nds we've had.

Mhm. Those guys were deadly. They've got an Asian symbol on the back. Definitely.

You know they're good.

Yeah.

All right, I'm gonna go change over to laundry.

30 seconds.

Everybody's ready up.

Cool.

Well, it's 6 minutes until it's done, so that's kind of shitty. Yeah, that's not—

that's not good. That's like the exact worst amount of time.

Yep. Well, next round.

Just have to remember next round. Hey Google, set a timer for 45 minutes.

Can I help you, Harvey?

No.

Is that you?

For what?

Okay.

No. Uh, I'm pretty good. I'll take that. Oh, footsteps. 2.

On top of the roof.

Oh damn, they were pretty good.

Hey Google, stop the timer.

I guess it was the perfect timing.

Yeah, I guess I wasn't ready for that.

Wow. Where were we thinking?

In the past.

Oh, I got the easiest rank to cross. Game shield.

Wow, that has got to be the easiest.

Any—

I don't see anybody.

I don't either.

Thank you, sir. I should call Brandon.

Sounds like you're texting the military.

I just got a bunch of texts. I wasn't texting anybody.

Oh, that's weird.

Oh wow, you got a wolf.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was shoot it or jump. I chose jump.

Okay.

Oh shit, we gotta go.

Okay, yep.

I'm just so much better with the thermal.

Don't worry, I have Hornets. I'm trying to work them into my arsenal.

Oh, fabulous. Stay away from me.

Wasps?

Is there somebody there?

Oh, another guy right there.

Right there.

Wow, another exotic. I didn't know there was 2 of them there. I didn't know you could get it twice on here.

Nice.

I just got keys and there's keys in here. I just saw some gunshots. Oh, right there. The fuck's that? That robot fighting wolves? Kind of what it looks like, isn't it?

Yeah, now the wolves are inside.

But my fucking shit.

Should we just hop on their backs?

Uh, somebody's shooting a robot.

Ready? Yep.

Oh, you see him hopping up? To the right on the little path. They just went into the temple to the right. I'm right on your, uh, back.

I'm gonna mark where you're talking about.

Oh, they're up here. Oh, where the fuck are you, you cocksucker? Oh, nice. Fuck yeah, good job.

Nope.

It's crazy, but I'd rather have a green thermal than a fucking blue red-eye.

I never thought I would ever say that. Yeah, the thermal is just so nice to have because it just spots them out, you know.

Where's the keys?

Aren't the keys like right here?

I don't understand.

Are the keys at the top?

I don't see any keys. I don't know what you mean.

The lockers.

I, I don't—

oh, I don't, I don't Have a key, so I can't. I don't see them. I was like with locks. What the fuck are you talking about?

Some place to go through would be so hard to find. Shouldn't just pop up when you're near them.

Oh, red dot here. Nice.

No red dot. No, it's weird that I can't see what they're called, but—

Oh, zipline. They got to be up in the tree somewhere.

Should we?

I have a thermal.

Bye-bye.

He's at the top.

I can't— oh, there he is. Oh, oh, there's a robot up there too.

Oh God, behind us.

Nice, nice.

Enhanced flap track, huh? Let's try to take that.

Cool.

So then I'll use my other one, that sniper rifle, I guess.

Hell yeah.

Oh, hold on, though.

Let me get this.

Okay. There he is.

Let's get high ground. Oh shit.

Holy fuck. Well, what should I do?

They were in the wooden fenced area-ish. Yeah, just hang out there for a second maybe.

I don't know.

They instantly got me. I didn't even turn. Like, they started shooting and I died. Oh, he's behind you. Ah, do you configure your guns?

Yeah.

Okay, because you were holding that track drag a lot.

Oh, at least we went up a little rather than getting punished. All right, readying up. I'm gonna go grab my drink. Yo! I see it.

Beautiful.

I was like, Kelly, you want to hang out? She's like, nah, I'm good. I'm like, cool.

I wonder if I should be concerned.

Nah, not yet. She's just— I think she's just cool, like, doing her own thing. I think we both are.

She said, I'm gonna go meet up with some friends now, I don't want you to come.

That would be different.

I do say that sometimes, and she's like, yeah, you're probably right. Usually if it's like, uh, like a party with Josh or something, like where there's a chance she might benefit from coming, like Sandy or something.

I'm not talking planned ones. I'm talking like she just pops her head upstairs and goes, oh hey, a friend, uh, said she wanted to meet me for coffee and I'm gonna go hang out with her for a few hours, so don't call me.

Ah. That would be weird.

Yeah, she tells you, hey, in 3 days I'm gonna go talk to my friend, and that's different.

Yeah, she doesn't leave the house. She's just cool, like reading a book by herself.

Oh, perfect.

There you go.

All right.

I smell a dub coming.

What's next?

Oh, where are you? Jesus Christ, I'm sorry, I'm on the other side. Like, I flipped on the other side of— where the fuck are these guys? Got him.

Oh damn it, I had that guy.

I was tracking I was tracking him well.

I thought—

yeah, uh, yeah, he was at 55.

No, I know, but did you hit him? Because I, I got him down to pretty low and I didn't see him red anywhere.

I was just tracking him. Uh, we did go backwards that time. That fucking blows.

Well, let's get a real jump this time. Maybe not.

Yeah, that's true.

Okay.

God, they were so bad too.

I don't know if they were so bad.

They were bad. I had a med in my I had no green SMG spots, so I shot him once with a shotgun, pulled out my mini, and threw it at him, and I still almost got him down.

I had him like—

but then I hit him with one shot on shotgun and an entire clip of green SMG, and he still didn't die. So that's why I asked if you even hit the last guy, because the first guy that you killed, I didn't even touch.

Yeah, not sure. It would be cool if that like did 10 damage and it was like the last ditch ever.

You could just throw some I just wish the pickaxe was a little bit more like a melee.

Like you could go R3 and have it swing your pickaxe so that you could use it as a last-ditch melee.

Where do you want—

where do you want to go?

Tell me, where's the mansion?

Uh, lonely.

How do you still not know where the mansion is?

I don't know, I lose it every time. I know it's somewhere green.

I got 150 dives, probably 200, and you're the one that showed me You took me to Mansion for the first time ever.

Yep, I do recall that.

I have no idea where it's at.

You know, I probably knew where it was at better then.

But you just knew the one time because you were trying to show me, because Travis always called it or something. Oh boy, I got lots of grenades. May as well throw them.

Wow, I did the, uh, what'd Uh, the ghost, the predator. Wow, somebody's throwing grenades now. Or is that you?

That was me.

Okay.

Took a while to blow up, I guess.

Dude, yeah, so I walked over with the magic hands and I was literally Literally just standing right in front of him, and then I took it off and then just shot him with a shotgun. It was fucking epic. Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Hey, come over here, Herman. It'll finish you off. Come here.

Oh, you're good, you're good. Just FYI.

If you eat the fish and then have a sniper, it's like having a heavy sniper with the night vision.

Pfft.

Do we get thermal vision?

Do we get night vision? Yep.

I'm just gonna let that sink in.

Thermal vision. That's very similar to night vision in this game.

What?

What does night vision look like in this game?

Not night vision. Is it all thermal?

That's what I meant to say. That's what I meant to say. Let me correct myself.

All right.

You know, it was your idea to correct yourself, so good job. Did you go pick up that big yet that I left for you a while ago?

Is it this This thing over here. Protect our nation.

I'm coming to get the big—

do you have a sniper ammo?

It's not even the big ammo. Oh, it disappeared. Damn, we're going to lose it. Yep, we just fucking barely lost it. Oh, there it is if we want to Got a climb in.

Okay.

Footsteps.

The fuck is this guy?

He's up here with me.

Up where? I'm on the second. I'm on the level. I just just need some direction, considering I'm on the level that we both walked into.

Uh, it's on the roof. I guess you'd probably be better there.

Screwed up.

23rd.

Mother effer. Oh my God.

Oh great, let's do it. I'll send a link in the AM. Perfect. Okay, so these are the things— hold on, I need to talk to Rob about. He gave me a list. So I'm gonna turn down my music. It says vaccine autism, pharma tricks, mRNA tech, lowering drug prices, and how insurance companies grift. I don't know what that means. Lowering drug prices, that's easy. That's My thing. I can obviously talk about insurance companies, that's pretty easy. I like the mRNA, but could you give me a refresher? Do you know the MOA of the mRNA vaccine?

Um, I mean, yeah, I mean, it's mRNA, but I wouldn't— I, I think what gets me More pressing, I guess you could say, is that I would get into detail with the history, how long they've been researching mRNA and why it's not something that just got thought of.

Yeah.

A year ago.

I think that that's important. I was on the CDC's website and they were very big to point that out. That was like the biggest thing. They're like, it's not like the tech is brand new. We've been studying it since 1999 or something crazy. Then the conspiracy theory is, why were we testing it when we had no novel coronavirus? You know what I mean?

SARS. We had SARS.

Yeah, but SARS is a general term. Term, right? And then COVID was the type of virus.

It's like saying, why were we researching NAFs?

So what does SARS stand for again?

It's like saying, why—

what's SARS stand for?

It's like saying, why did we research NAFs or methicillin when there was no staph-resistant So that's the reason, is because we were researching it, because we know viruses mutate, so we have to stay ahead of the game. So even though COVID is a mutated version of MERS and, uh, SARS and all those, they— we knew that that wasn't— it didn't stop there, that there was going to be another SARS virus that came out.

Yeah.

It's the genotype of the species. It's like, what does H1N1 mean?

Yeah, that's what I'm— I think that's my, that's my statement. At the time, there, there was no current infective coronavirus, right? Nice, nice kill. God, I'm switching to the other gun Oh no, I don't have another gun. That would be why. That's annoying. Was that person like behind us or something? I didn't even fucking see them. I saw— like, we killed the other one and they were walking through the front door. He must have just come behind us, right? Because we were just sitting in a room and Got destroyed from behind.

I mean, I got a couple shots off on him.

I mean, I did too, but he got more apparently on both of us.

That's just the recognition.

Okay, so severe. Acute Respiratory Syndrome, SARS. That's it's not a general term for a bunch of different viruses.

It is.

I don't know if that's if that's what SARS stands for. That's not the species.

That's not the type of SARS associate. It says SARS, Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome, is a viral respiratory disease. caused by a SARS-associated corona virus. Yeah, but yeah, it's a coronavirus.

So SARS and MERS and COVID are all coronaviruses.

Maybe why I thought it was like a class of a bunch of viruses, because it sounds pretty general. Severe acute respiratory syndrome. How is that not a general term? That's what I thought too.

It's just, it's wrong.

Like, just the, the World Health Organization is wrong. I actually agree.

It's medically wrong. Like, they're the World Health Organization because they try to make laypeople understand science. SARS is not a good scientific definition for laypeople. Coronavirus is the correct— but if you say coronavirus, they don't think MERS and SARS, they think COVID.

So what's MERS?

MERS is Middle Eastern Respiratory Virus Syndrome or something.

And it's a novel corona?

It's a coronavirus as well, yeah. It was the one that happened in the Middle East in like, man, I don't even remember, probably like the '80s or '90s.

Oh really?

Yeah, you remember how somebody—

you told me Somebody that—

I don't even remember who it was, but somebody said—

you said that somebody predicted that the, the next virus was going to be a corona. Yep, yep, yep.

Yeah, so that's because of the SARS and MERS and the frequency in which those ones were.

That makes sense.

Distance between them.

That's crazy. That makes sense then. Like, this conspiracy theory shit. Okay, if MERS was the— was a fucking coronavirus, yes, Of course we are making fucking preventative coronavirus vaccines. I'm sorry, you know what I mean? Like, it's not some fucking, like, Nazi fucking Bill Gates trying to fucking poison the world with fucking the vaccine and releasing it to the world, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

It's like, no, there's a reason why Pfizer was building a fucking vaccine, because there was another type of coronavirus. And it's not like they were building a coronavirus vaccine. They were building mRNA vaccines, which is pretty generic science for just pumping out spike proteins to set off antibodies, right?

Exactly.

So, I mean, plug and play any epidemic, and the solution, if it's viral, is gonna be mRNA. Just like, I mean, you've got to be faster than the virus. But okay, I was thinking about this this morning and while I was watching it. There's no such thing as herd immunity with a virus like coronavirus that mutates as fast as it does because—

There is with like frequent injections though. That's the thing. That's just like the flu. You can have herd immunity from the flu, but you have to continually get immunized.

You can have herd immunity from the flu?

Yeah, if everyone gets a flu shot every year, then—

Yeah, but my argument is corona apparently is adapting every like 4 months, right? As opposed to every year. So is that really a reasonable enough amount of time to vaccinate a majority of the public? I mean, that's the way it seemed. I mean, how many variations has it been in the couple of years? There's got to be a lot of variations. Variations. So that's every—

the regular Alpha and Omicron.

Delta. I know there's more.

Yeah, Delta, Omicron, and I know that there's got to be more, you know. Oh, I'm sure there is.

I mean, it's just like, I, I just don't know if there's any way you could Stay ahead of it, like in a reasonable, like with like what are you gonna do force people to get the fucking vaccine? Like what does that look like now? And there's no way you're gonna get around us. Oh, oh, man, I don't. What's the plan?

Just head. Attention and recognize. Be able to see them. I don't see his footsteps anymore.

I don't know.

He went this way. He must have saw that there was 2 of us and both get—

Yeah.

All right, boss is here.

You want the gun?

Nope.

Cool.

I found a guy coming.

Not on my watch.

Coming down here.

Oh, I'm sorry. Wow, fucking wasps. Fuck yeah! Oh, I'm— oh, you're gonna— you got it, you got it, you got it! You're so sexy. See, you got it.

Ah, going the wrong way.

Oh, I was chasing around. You get them both? Fuck yeah! I thought you were going to crawl in the—

crawl in the—

oh, I guess you— there's another guy. Get the fuck out of there! Love it. Oh, fuck that guy. This is a clusterfuck, yet they all fucking suck at shooting. It seemed like 2 teams, so I wonder if they're gonna start fighting each other.

Fuck yeah, Harmon. Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. Oh, robot fucking attacking me.

Cool.

What the fuck?

Is that not a robot?

No.

Oh, I didn't have a gun. Oh, you're not at the spot I was talking about there.

Damn it. Fuck.

God, that sucks. One person. What day do you have off this week?

I have Wednesday.

Is that the mansion?

No, we're past it. Damn.

Place top 50. We're already 10% of way there, almost. We're 5, 6% of the way there. I'm gonna give you a whole— Brizzmaker, there she is! Veronica, what's up? What's up, Veronica?

Oh, is it already Yeah, well, because I thought she went in at 5, but no, she said she went in at 7, so I stayed longer.

Hell yeah.

And I made $200 with a $50 tip.

Hell yeah, dude, that's fucking awesome.

Yeah, I did that from 8 to 5.

I didn't know.

Did you use your mouth or just your hand?

I was about to say, like, was it, uh, The strip club was it all in ones? Just kidding.

Somebody tipped you fifty dollars to do a delivery?

No, no. It's different different amounts for different deliveries, but it's okay.

Oh, I gotcha.

I was like, damn dude, that's unbelievable.

Well, the most I got in tip was thirty five.

Oh yeah.

Jeez.

Yeah, the most I've ever tipped is like $10.

Yeah, I've— there's no way on a delivery I would tip that much, I don't think. Maybe if it was like a big—

yesterday I did a delivery, a $36 order, and he gave me $19 in tip in the app and then another $6 cash.

Wow.

Whoa, whoa.

That's awesome. And you're like, yes, it does.

Oh, you.

Nice. What we just started and we're on. We're on the league thing, so we get penalized if we quit.

Yeah. We.

We've been we've been playing pretty good. It'll be good to see. It'll be good to make you party leader. Oh, we tried to get him on, but Brandon's coming on instead. Schleib. And Schleib is really good.

Your wings to burn.

I should give Brandon a call again. Could you imagine doing squads with her as the primary? She's pretty good. Yeah, and we got 647 right now watching. Is it too close?

That's very loud.

Oh, okay. My— this mic's so good.

It's coming to you.

Oh, your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system.

That's so loud.

Brandon Hughes. Yep.

Watching.

What up, y'all?

Are you watching me on the, on the big screen? I got my glasses on. I look like shit, but I've been gaming all day with Harmon.

Let's see. I'm going to be on a—

I'm going to be on a podcast tomorrow called Run Your Mouth.

Yeah, how do I listen to the podcast?

It's a live stream at, uh, 9:30 our So it would be 8:30. That can't be. That can't— it must not be a live stream. He must— we must not be doing it live. He usually does a live stream at like 10. Maybe it will be a live stream.

Can you watch it on here?

It's not gonna be on this one, but I'll post it after. I gotta try and not sound like an idiot, which is gonna— there's one person that thinks that for sure, and he's, uh, on the call right now. I am smart to dumb people. I am not smart to smart people, if that makes sense. I'm getting a little echo in there. Oh, beautiful. Yes.

Probably could.

There's a streamer, there's a streamer girl that she, uh, she lets people play with her that follow her.

Wow.

She has like a, she, she has like a list.

She says, okay, from this time to this time, this person can play with me.

Oh nice.

Super hot. She had brown hair.

Not hotter than me.

You gotta get a camera and something besides a Switch, probably. What— this magic— have you figured out the magic gloves?

I don't know.

I did get my first kill using them.

I don't know if I can see them.

Oh, there's people over there. There's people over here. See them?

Nope.

I marked them.

Where the flak track rifle is?

Yep, exactly. Or that's— I mean, when I marked it. Did you get hit or anything? Okay, no? Okay, I thought it sounded like you did.

Uh, the wolf bit me.

Got it. I was like, where the fuck is this guy? Oh, we got high ground. Where are these guys at?

I think they're in there, but I can't see them.

Yeah, can I? Oh, yep, you're right. It's got to be over there, right?

I think they got to be on the other side of the house.

Okay, well, we got to kind of come forward, right?

Right now, I'm going to turn it up.

I got my magic. I got my magic on. Oh wow, they're battling over here.

Did you see that?

That was epic.

I think there's gonna be guys up here, so I'm gonna come up here.

Yeah, I'm following you. They're pretty occupied. Occupied right now. There's a war going on down there. Where are they at? Did you see them?

All right, let's finish my drink, you guys.

Oh, you must not have that many.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, to our left! Oh. Nice, good wolf.

Damn.

Yeah, they, uh, we kind of got, uh, surrounded there. We're going, uh, back to lobby, get Veronica in. Oh yeah, we did that on purpose.

We just wanted you to finish your wings first.

Let's do it. Yeah, yeah, Brandon's not on yet. He's in love with you. Okay, okay. What's up, Brandy?

What's up, sexy?

What's up, brother?

What's up? I have to get it correct though.

It's Big Sexy.

Is Grande sexy? She said he is large and we didn't know what she meant. And then apparently it's just your name, you're Grande. So right, that's the only reason. Okay. Oh, okay, that makes more sense. How would she How does she know something like that?

I taught her, you know. She's smarter than I, you know.

Wow, excellent. Dude, look.

Sure, buddy.

Uh, I thought I did put Randy up.

You guys have run out of sodas.

Just like it.

Yeah.

Just just uh, DoorDash me some over there.

No problem. Coke Zero, please.

Coke Coke. You like zero sugar Coke?

Fuck yeah, I do.

Did you know it actually has stuff in it that causes cancer?

Yes, I do.

You do and you still drink it?

We're gonna die of something. What the fuck?

Hey hey, here's a question. You know this.

Sun causes cancer, right? Do you still go outside?

Thank you.

There's stuff in the air that we breathe, so you should probably stop breathing too.

Yeah, listen though, listen, listen. I'm saying you shouldn't go out of your way to drink something that's going to cause you cancer.

Like, I can't stop my—

I can't stop myself.

I can't stop myself from going out of my house, right? I have to work.

But I can stop myself from drinking.

Did you know that, uh, sugar and soda that That has sugar in it can cause diabetes. That kills young people way faster than cancer kills young people.

So think about cancer like your cells constantly have to be— because you, you constantly have cancer all day, your body just attacks it and takes care of it. So as you get older, the likelihood that one of those mutations kind of goes off and turns into cancer because More and more likely. So the different things you do to increase the likelihood, like going outside— yeah, I lost my train of thought— doing cocaine and drinking Coke Zero are all worth it because you gotta live your fucking life and you can't think about cancer.

Hey, I went to— I went to go buy my daughter some glasses and the The materials we use for this, for these glasses, contain chemicals that cause cancer.

Yeah.

Even just for these glasses.

Okay, well, think about this. So UV rays that the sunglasses are blocking also cause cancer, so it's kind of like a net neutral.

Well, your eyes are not getting cancer, but your skin is getting cancer. Getting cancer.

No, I think it's net neutral.

And McDonald's says that stuff we sell here causes cancer.

Like, everybody's talking about it.

I don't eat McDonald's. I don't eat McDonald's at all.

That's weird. That's the only thing I eat. And the reason why—

oh shit, fuck— is—

whoa, is that—

oh, we What? He jumped pretty late.

Oh no.

Who did?

Oh no, Brizz did. I thought that's where you said oh shit.

Oh.

No, I said oh shit because my groin started cramping up in my.

Oh Jesus, it's that giant slong you're packing, huh?

No, no, no. Oh, I hate when that happens. Yeah.

You're actually calling on what?

On my two wheels.

Oh, we got some company.

Every time, every time she joins, she gets me hungry. She's always talking about her churros or her freaking.

What was it last night?

Her buffalo wing. You should have heard her munch on these buffalo wings.

Dude, is buffalo? Yeah, I was about to say. Yeah, we just heard something about some wings just 2 seconds ago, I think.

Yeah, I just finished.

She had me all looking, man. It was like 12 o'clock at night. She had me like looking at DoorDash, seeing if I could get some wings.

I was gonna say, yeah, what else can you ask for in a woman? Happy, hungry, and horny.

It's the perfect woman. All right. Oh, we got Some company down here. Let's see here.

Oh, we got to go, man.

I'll do my best to help y'all out here. I'm not that good at this game though.

Oh boy, I got I got lots of company.

Which one are you?

Um, Harmonation.

Yeah, yeah, he's Harmonation. I'm John.

Oh.

Nice.

Oh, you're good.

Oh, there's somebody in here.

Excellent.

Right there.

Nice.

Yeah, bitches.

Boys.

Nice. Uh, do you want this?

There you go. Yes, I will, sir.

I figured you did. Hey, I have a gray Maven. Did you guys find the 4th one? Oh, nice. Cool.

Yeah, I got him for you.

Nice.

I was waiting for, uh, Dave.

Wow.

All right, I'm getting— I love it. Nice.

I really, really want a strawberry margarita.

That does sound good.

And I don't drink, but I'll take—

I'll drink one of those. Hey Jay, look at— it's for you.

No.

Why not?

Because I have, um, vertigo, so I get dizzy.

Oh, that's an even better reason to drink.

Yeah, you have to only take like one shot.

I don't actually—

I actually never drink myself. People always make fun of me because I don't ever drink at parties or anything like that. That's why I was like, wait, you shouldn't drink either?

Dude, everyone makes fun of me because of how much I drink at parties. So we're kind of the same.

Uh, I'm really good at drinking at parties, trust me. I got so good at drinking at parties that they basically made me stop. They all got in a room together and they're all like, you're so good at drinking at parties, we all think you should stop. And I was like, you know, I think I'm really good at this. I think I want to Keep drinking. Oh, this is the police. This is a sting. This is a sting.

Oh.

And also, not only that, but the, uh, reservations as well.

You can drink on the reservation?

Oh yeah, oh my God.

Not legally.

Heroin.

Oh nice. Yeah, that's another thing that they all got in a group and disagreed that I was really good at, you know. It's just like Whoa, is that— I was the right person. Uh, Idaho.

How about you?

Same.

Oh, guiding.

I'm more like, I don't know.

Oh, we should hire this guy.

Wow.

Are you a Cardinals fan?

Yes, I am a Cardinals fan. I'm sorry, I was about to say I cried the odd—

I cried.

Yeah, yeah.

I feel bad for you because I think Kyler Murray's a dog, but unfortunately he's not acting like one.

Dude, he is a dog.

He acts like a dog who acts like a fucking pussy.

That's what he is.

Yeah, that's the problem. He acts like a pussy.

He's so good.

If he gave like big dog energy, his teammates would get behind that and we'd have a fucking team.

He is kind of Feminine?

Is he a—

yeah, it's just—

I think he had a stupid mouth, to be honest with you.

Oh, he probably got circumcised too late in life.

You know what, that would make sense.

They took a little bit of the tip off.

They took a little too much off.

Now there's only 2 inches left instead of 3 like he started with. I'm gonna shoot a flare.

But when I did drink, I had like 2 beers.

Another flare gun right here.

And I didn't get drunk of it at all.

2 beers would get you drunk, I feel like, if you never had alcohol.

Yeah, I never drank and I had 2 beers and I was not getting like even a tiny bit drunk.

He doesn't drink because it might cause cancer.

No, I don't drink because of the cancer.

Did people get in a group and say that you were too good at drinking?

No, I don't drink because my dad was an alcoholic and he used to beat me as a child, so I still figured that out of the best way.

Oh, that's— that makes the best group members. It's almost a requirement, I think. I'm dead.

Oh man, this shit actually—

that makes it a little—

I'm gonna go kill those people.

All right, what's up, Pop?

I'm gonna go kill the other people too.

Hey, I woke him up, Pop.

Jake, guess what? I don't have to go to—

I got a reward. Oh nice, I was wondering When that if you were gonna have to, I I was thinking about that. I was like, oh, this is good banter right now. We got a lot of people watching. Yeah, kind of. What do you mean? No, you're fine. There's barely any people on.

Oh, then you'll, you'll fit in just fine.

Yeah, yeah, it's actually a requirement now.

Oh shit.

Oh Lord.

Well, it depends on the race, but— Jesus.

If you're not racist, you can't be here.

I mean, I'm not racist.

I do have a color TV. Oh.

You can't. I feel like he's 18, so you can just drop all your old jokes, aren't they? Are they? He's never heard. Yeah, I was like.

Hey, you guys come fuel up right here with this truck.

But I do have to admit something. When I do laundry, I do separate my darks and my lights.

You've lost your mind, man.

You've lost your mind.

All right, should we go over there?

Should we take the porta-potty?

Yeah.

You lost a couple— you lost a couple—

Whoa!

A couple people on here.

Oh, whoa. Yeah, where did we go?

Nah, just kidding. You have 820.

I was like, I was like, I did?

No, remember you had 642? Now you have 818.

Oh, nice.

You actually— no, so you actually stream on— where you streaming on Twitch?

Yeah.

Oh, let me follow you. What's your Twitch?

J Fuchs. It's my name.

It's your— it's your name on the fucking thing? Can't follow me back? I need to follow people.

Well, this This is a good episode to get on.

Do your plug.

What?

Yeah, uh, for— are you telling me to do my Delta-8 plug?

No, I'm telling him to do his.

Oh, oh yeah. Do you stream?

I—

well, actually, I can't— you can't sell my product.

All right, not yet.

Yeah, you're not old enough to sell my product. Okay, yeah, yeah.

All right, Jesus.

Wow, did you hear that advertising? Fuck yeah, Veronica.

All products. Again, www.

Delta8week.info. Fuck yeah! Love it. Got a pretty decent following here. Yeah, love it.

All right, everybody, you heard.

We're gonna repeat it one more time.

They love watching us get second place.

It's almost their favorite. They really honestly our viewers.

We don't want the crown wins. We want the second place wins.

We're gonna have to leave. You have really good friends, Veronica. What's up with that?

Why can't I be friends with your friends?

It's because you're not cool like me.

Damn.

It's pretty cold, but ice for that bird.

Well, it's because I always meet the right people.

Let me just mute my mic while I go cry real quick.

Oh, you can keep it on, it's fine.

I always meet the right people.

You're like, don't judge me, go ahead and cry right now, man.

Yeah, we get a lot of that on here, so it's fine.

Yeah.

Oh boy. Oh, we got footsteps.

That's a sensitive test for Harmon.

Yeah, yeah.

There's lots of people around here.

Yeah. Yeah, well, I'm not dishing in my guys.

What up, Beast?

Somebody came crawling to me.

They said, kill me, man.

You guys didn't save any for me?

Did you save any of the people to kill? We just kind of— Oh, thanks.

Somebody grab the card.

Yeah, I grabbed it.

Okay, cool. Oh, perfect.

Oh yeah, we got one left.

Yeah, Veronica, those people that we played with yesterday were really cool.

Other people I've never met, I don't think.

Shay is really cool. I like playing with Shay a lot too.

Yeah, I'm telling you, The right people picked me.

Always. Oh dude, soaring sprint is so deadly.

Hey, they're right here. Okay, the people.

Yeah, I know. I'm looking for them. I'm looking down.

It's that bathroom here. You know all those all the good people like that bathroom.

Let's see here.

Where are you going?

Where are you going, sexy?

I'm trying to find the bounty.

Oh, should we follow you?

Yeah, that'd be kind of cool.

I took the rift right there. I mean, not the rift, the launch pad. I marked it.

Cool.

Is there— how many of them are there up there? No, no, no, no, I got a Maven. I like The mavens. Oh nice, I got meds.

Uh, no.

Are you, are you a, are you a cop? What are you, a cop? A narc? Are you a fucking narc?

No, but actually my best friend is the head of software police here.

Oh, that's not a good start.

Yeah, not a good person.

Yeah, I don't, I don't want to get in trouble with him because I'll find you, motherfucker.

Yeah.

You already know where I live, don't you?

Pick up these slurpees.

I got mine.

I got 4.

Cool, I'm ready to roll.

Right here.

Yeah, I'm gonna try to find this guy, but it's kind of done.

Yep, they're gonna be right there and right here.

Oh yeah, they're moving.

Nice.

Uh, behind us. Got one.

How? It just smells good.

Oh shit, oh shit.

Where you at?

Where they just broke my neck already. Might as well. Where you going, bitches?

Nice. That guy's hurt too. Oh, there's somebody up there too.

Okay, I have a gold gun, bitch. You ain't gonna fucking kill me. Oh, she did, you guys! What the fucking freaking Pick up my, pick up my crown, you guys.

Yeah. Oh shit, they're shooting at me.

This is why you can't drop the crowns anymore.

Yeah, that's a pretty stupid shit.

You can't drop the crowns anymore?

Yeah, you can't. Okay, there's footsteps behind me. There's footsteps behind me. Step, step. You got me. You got me.

Yep.

Where the fuck is this person?

There's another guy.

There's only one left.

Got him.

Ah! Ah!

Let's go! This is what happens when you bring Friday Sexy to a game.

That's true. We did bring him and he did win. You can't, you can't, you can't argue with it.

Nope.

That was a pretty flawless game. I mean, oh, did you go to lobby?

Okay.

Yeah, I'm gonna go to lobby and I'm gonna hit ready up and I'm gonna go get a drink real quick. All right, bye.

No, don't accept it.

Except for I'm gonna go pee.

Because I already have a drink that's making me go pee.

Just run through stairs. Ceviche.

Ceviche.

You're getting it DoorDash to you?

I'm not DoorDashing to her.

You want some?

Go up, watch the stream. He's the number one fan.

That's crazy, you got all those to watch.

That's pretty cool.

T25 is going up. What up, y'all? Experience the ultimate trip with Moonrock Delta 8.

Oh my God. Delta-8 B. Jardin Gold, the perfect addition to any laid-back vacation.

We're gonna have to put you on payroll.

With the whole family.

So what's your product? What is it?

It's Delta-8. So you know how regular weed is Delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol?

Okay.

So this is Delta-8 tetrahydro—

What's the difference?

The functional group, the delta, is on the 8th position of the benzene ring instead of the 9th?

And when that— Is it higher or less higher?

Less high.

Oh, okay, okay. That's the concept that I get.

So, and then there's a— we have a new one called THCO that's more close, that's a little bit higher than delta-8, but I would say less high than Regular, but it is not THC.

It is not illegal.

It's not illegal.

Yeah. Yeah, I have my medical records, and I can look it up on the computer.

You do?

Yeah.

Nice.

I was in a pretty serious car accident, and so my back is really bad.

Where are we going, guys?

Got my back.

I think that's what they did.

They did.

They gave me the card though. I didn't even have to like really like tell them anything. I was just like, yeah, I was in a car crash. They're like, oh, here you go.

And they gave me the card.

Didn't even like look at X-rays or anything like that.

Sounds like a solid institution.

It really is. Solid.

I love it.

I recommended all my friends to go there. I even told some of them, I was like, just make up a story. And like a few of them just made up shit and they got it.

Just have to go to the right doctor, you know.

Oh yeah, right doctor.

Honestly, I swear to God, I think he was high when he gave this prescription.

Uh, that would make sense. Depends based off of this story. Okay. Wow, he almost Got me.

Oh man, they got one.

Okay. Oh thanks. Where are they at? I'm just trying—

oh, oh, they're all behind me.

Dang it.

Oh shit. Dang it.

Nice, Harmon. Damn.

Whose fucking idea was to land here?

I felt nobody picked it off until the very end, so—

oh my God, I couldn't even jump up.

Dang it.

Too bad our warm-up we had ground.

Who wants to land here when we have ground?

Like, how do you have to lobby again like that?

You pick them. Then this is the victory.

My bad.

This is—

I'm just like so ingrained in being—

No, it's not your fault.

We left— we dropped late, so we were talking too much.

But I mean, I've learned about this weed thing, you know?

Like, that was good.

Yeah, that is good.

Yeah. I think.

Yeah, I mean, I guess if you have your medical card, you should probably learn about this stuff. No, do not say that.

It's completely legal, so you do you, Bill.

Yeah, bad jokes.

That's the beauty of it though, is that you can joke about it, because if it was rude, real rude, you'd be like, oh, fuck me, you guys in your lobby. Well, we got golf game tomorrow.

Mm-hmm.

We have to be— have to be super late.

Oh boy.

I'm gonna change my skin.

Okay, no, I'm gonna— I'll change mine too.

Now the llama bros have expanded the market.

That's true.

Oh, and now you're changing to llama?

I, I didn't get it changed quick enough.

Yeah, where are we going, Veronica?

Yeah, choose it. Choose it.

You're the, you're the high IQ player here. Should we go to our lucky spot, Veronica?

That's our lucky spot. How many people are watching right now?

812.

Oh, it was 13 because it was me, but I got off for a second because I went over my, my stream. Tell me if he wants that to pay with your card.

Got it. Just give him your address and then he'll DoorDash it to you.

Yeah, it'll be, uh, he'll, he'll drive it out there.

Drive out there, pick him up.

He doesn't even drive.

Huh?

How would I not drive?

You don't drive?

Oh yeah, I don't, I don't, I try not to drive, but I still have to drive.

Yeah, he would definitely have to drive to come see you.

Listen, I already drive you crazy.

You have a good point.

Oh, look, we got somebody here.

Ah, shit, he's wrecking me. How'd that bitch hit you guys? You guys are the best.

Oh.

And the other guy, he can't get jealous. Yeah, and Brandon, I don't know where he's at.

I try to sound sexier, like to do a, a better voice.

That's all you needed. Mission accomplished.

Yeah, Veronica is just a sex-focused love machine.

Wow, the answer is yes.

She wants some of this meat.

Damn it.

Oh, he's so low. Literally one tap. I hit him for one 198, this one is so low, just shoot it.

Yep, thank you. I'll go higher.

I don't know, I think I shot him like 200.

Damn, bro.

I'm just kidding.

No, I'm not.

Oh, you want this gun?

Oh, I'm good.

You're not a gold digger. I guess you just asked me to pay for a loser.

I'm kind of confused.

You're asking that— you're saying that you'll DoorDash it. If you DoorDash it, that means you're gonna pay for it, right? Or am I— you're gonna DoorDash it and you still pay for it, or what?

I never, never—

just let me know how it is and then, uh, let me know how it is and then, uh, we'll figure it out.

I gotta stop the internet and get myself in trouble.

Hey, did I tell you that? Oh, I told you guys that Thursday's my birthday.

Yeah, Thursday's your birthday.

Nice.

Yeah, 19 with a bullet. I got my finger on the trigger with the bullet.

Got it.

Um, so this guy from my work is like, hey, hey, come here, you guys, come here, give me some of this. Um, he said, um, what do you want for your birthday? I said, no, nothing. He's like, come on, let me buy you something. I said, no, I don't want nothing. And then he said, I want to buy you something. I said, okay, give me some. He said, I'm gonna buy you a perfume. He said, what kind of perfume do you want? And then messing around, I said, oh, I want a Dolce Gabbana.

Oh boy. Oh boy.

And he's gonna buy it. I'm like, no, I don't want you to buy it. And he's all, I'm gonna. I said, no, I'm just kidding. This bitch rushing. Somebody else run right there, right there for me.

Oh, he's so— oh my God, they're so low, so low!

Goddamn, take your shot!

You don't say goddamn it, okay? Because God is your father.

I always hit my shot.

You are.

I do have 3 kills, and I'm pretty sure you got them all to zero.

Don't drink that, don't drink that. Hey, Jay.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, wait, don't come for me.

Oh, stay there.

Oh, nice.

He has some bugs on his hat to spray him off.

Bug? It's bug spray. Mm-hmm. I'm a horse. Or a llama. Keeps the flies out of my eyes.

It's 'cause you bugged me, I had to spray.

Shh, goddamn.

I'm there to have some level of control.

You're just giving all of us shit, huh?

That's the name of the game. Let's see here. We, uh, we get offended really easily. Yeah, yeah, we, um, Stop right there. Oh, that's funny. That's our secret. That's yeah, that's it's eight hundred and thirteen. There's eight hundred and thirteen people that share the secret, but. Nobody else, okay? Everybody else, everybody just agrees that we're not gonna— it just jumped, uh, it just jumped 50. Okay, well, we're adding to the list now, but these 900 people, we all just keep this secret to ourselves.

Cool. That's not fair.

Uh, it's obvious.

Choco is on the winning team.

Yeah.

Oh, it went down to 642, you guys! What the fuck? Go tell your families to subscribe, you guys! Your mom, your grandma!

Oh, people, all the, all the moms that were watching You're like, nope. Oh, getting shot.

Nice.

Oh, it's back up, and now it's, it's just like all over the board. But you just gotta imagine that people are getting on and off, I guess. I don't know how it works. Oh, everybody was like, well, if she doesn't do the business, never mind. Yeah, we're out. All right, let's see here.

Oh, I'm getting shot at.

Oh yeah, you are. He's up there. Oh, I'm getting shot at too. Um, I don't know where though. Let's just, uh, bail. Oh fuck, these guys. Oh, they don't even know where— dude, that fucking helps so Nice, one's down. Guy up there.

Throw the flare gun out again, baby.

Yeah, that flare gun is fucking clutch.

Just say, shoo fly, don't bother me.

It works.

Yeah, science.

I'm coming.

I thought I was gonna die.

Uh, I mean, I might as well. I have 2, uh, shotguns. I like it.

You want to have extra AR ammo?

Uh, yeah, I got a ton.

Hey, watch out, guys! There's a crowd team in here.

They're killing a lot of people. Oh boy!

They just dropped the crowd.

I'm gonna get them.

What? I'm gonna get this spot right here, you guys.

Okay.

It's a medic spot.

Yeah, by far.

If you say it correctly, I can talk.

I can open hell to them.

What did she say usually?

Well, no, she— well, usually people say— I wasn't saying her usually. Oh, usually people say, uh, bless you.

Yeah, what authority do you have to bless them?

Yeah, God should definitely be the Only one blessing.

It's a good point.

It's a good point. I'm glad that she clarified. Grande, Grande, where where are you going?

I just. Watch out, watch out!

God, you had me scared there for a minute.

That's to teach you a lesson.

It's like don't cross the street without holding somebody's hand.

Same thing.

The manager from Walmart told me, um, because they were asking me, oh, you're not, you're not that shy at all, Mom. Like, I used to be shy. I'm only shy with like guys that I like. Like, if I like a guy, I'm shy with them. He goes, oh, so then you don't like me because you don't like them.

That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. Where's this?

Maybe she likes me because she took like 2 months to finally accept my friend request on Fortnite. Maybe she was like shy to accept it, you know?

She definitely doesn't like Austin. I haven't seen any shyness out of you.

Yeah, I like you like a person but not like me.

You don't even know what I look like.

You—

I could just be this smoke I know, but still, you're my friend.

I don't like to date my friends.

What if he has like a 6-pack? It's more like a 10-pack.

Yeah, actually I try to do 12-packs a day, but—

12-pack?

Yeah, I do 16-ounce curls at the least every day.

I don't care about looks.

Well then, I'm your guy.

Well, you're in luck. Do you like small penises?

As long as it rocks the boat, man, that's all that matters.

Oh, I'm gonna be getting a shower in 3 minutes.

It's okay, my husband was little, but I rocked the boat, so I'm glad.

She told us yesterday that she likes black people, but I don't know if this is like the preference.

I'm not racist.

I'm a color too.

And I do separate, although I do separate my clothes.

But she's a little racist.

Might be a little, but that's yeah. It's a good point. Yeah, it's a good point.

What do you call? What do you call a pool full of Mexicans?

What?

Bingo.

Pool what?

I'm not gonna go to the other ones right now. Yeah.

Sorry people. We keep it.

I'm Mexican too.

I'm Mexican, so I can say mean things about other Mexicans.

Um, okay, just one, just one race.

It's a—

hey, it's okay. Everybody knows now that it's okay for you to say— oh geez. Uh, I'm not giving it, but I don't think I've I don't think. Oh, look at that one! That's. This is gonna. This is getting taken off YouTube.

Yeah, no, no.

I, I said no jokes. That's all I'm saying. That's, that's all. No, I'm just kidding. Are you?

Let's do dad jokes. I'm just kidding.

Actually, I feel like your mother jokes are pretty good too. I love hearing your mother joke.

Your mama's so broke she goes to night Nice answer I used as a coupon.

That was pretty good.

Listen, listen, listen. Yo mama's so fat, we bought her a fur coat.

The whole species went extinct.

Oh, that's a good one.

Thanks.

Maybe a lot of them, but I don't know.

Oh.

Up here.

Okay, right here in front of me.

I guess we're all right. No, guys behind us.

Oh yeah, they're behind us and in front of us.

The people right here in front of me.

Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Oh wow, this fucking reload.

Come on, you fucking reload.

What the fuck is going on with this reload?

Come on, Grande, all you. Where's my fucking bot?

Are you gonna vote that?

Yeah, and I told my bot to revive you guys.

Oh, I'm dead.

Drink that thing.

Ah.

And they had crowns.

They had crowns?

Oh, we didn't have crowns, right? It looks like they got crowns.

No, they do not.

They don't?

Not for the people that killed them, yeah.

Well, I have to get off now.

Oh, that's okay, you can get off while you're on this online.

Wow.

That's the weirdest. That this.

Hey, I hate to break it to you, but you don't start getting off once you get 18.

Well, yeah.

Peace out.

See you later.

So we got, uh, NHP Young's on, Numa's on, Sanch, Pyro.

I'm calling, uh, Brandon. Not answering though. Your call has.

Mm-hmm.

What Travis said?

No, he was with somebody.

He was? Was he cheating on me?

Something like that.

Epic Network, Sans, Toxic Philosopher's Fun, but Tapped Moon, I don't know who that is.

Wow, under recent players that I played with, I'm on there.

You played with yourself?

I guess.

Me and Sexy, me and Grunt.

Uh, I guess we gotta return to lobby.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Recently? Let me look at it. Did you go— did you post some good ones? Nice. Oh, I saw I saw the video you texted me. I saw the video you texted me. It was hilarious. I, uh, I made it into a commercial and then put it on TikTok.

Which one?

Uh, the baby one. The one where he's like, uh, how did the babies get made or something? He's like, he Planted the seed, and then he swam. I was like, that's a perfect one for. Yeah, and then we forgot to wear his protection. It was hilarious.

I thought of you when I when I sent you that.

Yeah, it was hilarious. It was a perfect advertisement. Kelly liked it a lot.

So you better go nappers on that shit. Okay, we invited a new Yeah, if you have somebody.

I was about to say, I'm not a fucking Niners fan.

I was.

I like Seattle.

So he likes cum?

That makes sense if he likes the 49ers. He likes cum.

Cum.

Watch this, I'm gonna buy an idiot right now. Watch, he's so stupid, watch, you'll love him.

I love you.

He's like obsessed with you.

Who is obsessed with you now?

The one I want to be obsessed with is not fucking Delta.

He's like MIA.

Sounds like it.

He actually messaged me telling me he likes me.

Oh geez, new guy.

Ah dude, Travy, Travy, Travy.

Do you believe him?

No, I don't believe him either. He's a jackass. He want— he wants, uh, yeah.

He's all about words. He's a big words guy, not a lot of action. Jacob, ready when you are.

Oh!

How come your llama's so skinny?

Diet.

Makes sense. We look like a llama death squad.

They're not gonna take me seriously.

I watched a funny clip of these guys and they're all like— they like to make little, uh, skits pretending to be video games and they're all like, all right, we have to be very quiet when we're sneaking around. And then it like zooms out and they're all in these crazy-ass costumes because like they're in like playing Call of Duty or like Fortnite. They're like, you got to try and not stand out, and he's like a clown.

Oh, I see it, I see it.

Hey, I'm running the game.

Uh, yeah, you're not. That's weird.

Still not allowing me. Oh, never mind, never mind.

Okay.

Oh, I just left. Damn.

Damn Yeah, we got to go back to lobby. Oh, hey, Heart Dog.

It's the same as mid, we're not, we're not going to put that in.

Yeah, exactly.

Let's get in one of those bot lobbies.

Oh, I think I promoted, uh, Brizzmaker.

Do you want me to make you guys a community?

No, no, No, you are. We'll make you. I think you are. Oh, perfect! The person just came, I think.

Yo.

Yeah, lobby.

Carlito.

Carlito. What's going on?

Man, nice llama.

Feel free to put it on.

What? Nice to meet you. Yeah, it works close enough. It's fucking a llama. I know. That is like the biggest.

He's never gonna get your ankles though.

Yeah, yeah, think about it. As long as— yeah, if you're standing by a car, you're covered.

Or maybe a semi.

Semi, yeah, exactly.

Very good, you are.

Wait, wait, I was gonna be the same guy, but okay. Okay.

You have the dopest emotes.

Yeah, that one's good. I like that one.

You like this one?

So you got a PlayStation, Carly? Tell what else do you play?

PC.

Nice.

What are their games on PlayStation? Oh, Spider-Man, Destiny.

I play Destiny too.

I play Spider-Man.

Nice. See you again. Do you like Assassin's Creed?

Creed?

Nice. That's like my favorite. That's my favorite game besides Fortnite. Oh, thank you. Mine too. Yeah, mine too. Just like the most epic game I've ever played. Really was. I, uh, I hear Valhalla is just like a lot more of the same too. So might, might not be as cool as the Olympus gods, but pretty, pretty close, I bet. Um, let's go Lonely Labs. Me and Harmon tend to win from here.

Nice.

Well, well, we're streaming now.

Okay. Oh wow, did you see how many people just dropped off?

Yes, 200. What the fuck?

The hell just happened?

That was crazy. I think, I think it's because of what I said. I don't think so. I bet not. It's hard to know.

All the 12-year-olds need to go to bed.

I guess. Dude, unfortunately I think it is a lot of kids that technically shouldn't be watching my show that watch it, but whatever. I put the warning on. All I know is I was watching shows I wasn't supposed to when I was 15.

Nice.

I don't want to first kill you guys.

Fuck yeah, I did!

What up, bitch?

Wow.

Oh, what's up?

Too much llama for your mama? Is there not a flag number? No, huh?

No, there's a flag.

Oh, is that the other side?

Yeah.

Oh, I gotta do another, uh, I'm nervous about this thing, Harmon, but I— this is the way to get my podcast out. The herpes?

The herpes?

No, the podcast tomorrow. I think—

You shouldn't be.

But I gotta do it.

Well— Gotta do it.

You know what you do. Oh, of course, but that's, you know— It's so it would have been so much easier to just talk myself out of the text. Oh, so she could get it all first. That's funny. What? Uh oh, that was a good one. All right, let's do this one.

Oh, thanks.

I have a blue, uh, sub— or pistol, I mean.

Here.

Oh, big.

Cool.

I might— is there splashes in this one? I think, I think there is. No, there's like barrels in here. Oh, never mind. Oh, there's another big.

There's a mushroom right here you can eat too.

There's minis all over the place.

I just, I just got them. Anybody missing a big? Okay, no.

Cool.

I have 2 barrels right here.

No, I got it.

We're good.

Yeah, you're not though. You should hit it.

Sexy Grande was calling you a gold digger. Here you are giving gold out to everybody. I know.

How dare he?

And this— is she selling all snipers? Legendary snipers?

Uh, yes, I already bought one. I love it. You're like full-on sniper or full-on gold?

I'm—

oh wow, thank you. Yeah, I'll get more bullets. Heck yeah, there's some extra bullets. Go, go, go! This is gonna be awesome.

This—

oh, Kirby though, it is deep. Oh, are you trying to kill the bounty? Yeah, hopefully it's not a whole team. Where is it? Oh, I got that. I'll get that.

They're in the water!

They're in the water!

Oh, fuck, I failed! Oh my God, fucking idiot!

Oh, you're alive! Oh yeah, this guy is.

Wow, I really need Anybody want this DMR right here?

Thermal DMR?

Yes, please.

Nice.

There's a green shotty too. Oh, another big— I can carry it.

I've been throwing it since the edge of the map. Really?

I think I heard a little beep beep beep beep beep beep.

I was worried about Brisbane. I was worried about Veronica. She fell. Let's see.

Yes, they are.

Oh, nice. Oh wow, they are just held up in that building. Aren't they? Oh my gosh!

No more fucking.

Dude, you guys are racking up.

The fuck did it inspire?

Oh wow, there's 2 over here.

Oh, you fucking slut.

Thanks.

You're good, you're good, you're good. Just pick up the card.

Oh, and that's nice, Armin.

Oh fuck, gold everything, huh?

Just keep it marked.

Mark it, uh, Armin, in there.

So when we come back, we'll put those little Thanks so much. Use the launch elevator to get on my— ah, damn.

Man, there's some good shit over here. Cold shotty.

Sure.

Cold sub.

AR.

I'm just gathering ammo and distributing it. Uh-oh, click that. And there's heavy sniper. More ammo.

Where did I get killed? Oh, inside the house. I have my stuff.

Oh, here.

And there's more over here.

Uh, shots.

Purple thermal.

Hey, uh, Jay, did you get 2 of these?

Jacob, I think this looks like your loot if I were to guess.

Okay. Uh, where are you? Uh, Harmon. Oh, I haven't grabbed it. That's what I need. Thank you. Yeah, 2 of them. Perfect. And you are yellow, Harmon, so you're right over where you marked, I'm guessing. Great.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I'm guessing you—

Perfect.

Yes! And sniper ammo, got it all. Fuck yeah, I'm back. I'm back alive.

Anyone need any other ammo? I'm full again.

I'm full. Uh, shotty is the only thing I could take, and I'm gonna switch my—

love it.

There's a flare gun with 2, with 2 hits.

All right, shotgun ammo. You, you said you had some extra ammo, or did you put it somewhere? Thank you. Excellent. I got my heavy shotty exotic.

You get the sliding and you get shells for the sniper.

Oh, that's nice. Uh, our guy's in the storm, it looks like. So he's got to be going for the reboot van, right? Well, it's coming towards us. We kind of got to go this— that's crazy.

That And then they're probably saying, I would die for you.

Uh-huh.

Maybe I'll die for you.

Everything good to the enemy? You sure?

Yep.

Oh, I fucking missed it.

I know. Does everybody like this?

Um, no, it's generally not a net positive. Yeah, I did not get anything.

Is there any juices that anybody didn't pick up?

Um, there's somebody here. I'm good.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

Down that way.

So where are we gonna go? Somewhere back there.

Yeah, should we go left?

That's as far left as we can go.

Are you—

Ready?

Yeah. Yeah, that does hurt. I hate that.

Does that make the same mistake we did on the other one?

We didn't edit that video.

Yeah, let's catch up to them. Yeah, we're running and gunning. Now there's 2 teams left. Oh yeah, there is just one more.

I can't see anything from up here.

So I think we should just go towards the circle, right?

They're gonna be— they're here behind this rock right there.

Sniper right here. Oh, fuck!

Oh, almost just fell.

Oh, fucking bitches, they don't concentrate.

Come back if you can.

All right, we will come.

Oh, this is them.

All right, you guys still pick up that crap?

Pick up the crap before, before we run in.

Oh, another crown, Harmon! Nice. Oh, headshot. Nice. Oh, another crown too. Damn.

Hey, look, we all got 3 and then Harmon got 4 kills. Heck yeah.

Wow, that's what I'm talking about. What a game.

No, we go to lobby.

Yeah, why is that so popular? I don't understand going to lobby.

I feel like it's when they changed it around is when it— everybody started going back to lobby.

That's true. I remember the next lobby.

No, we just, uh, it was Funny, the last guy and my nephews and everybody. Yeah, I agree.

Coming back, Riz? Oh, you're still. You. Nice drink. Yeah.

I didn't want to— I didn't want to leave without you.

When you ready to update?

I already did.

Oh.

Nice.

Those are all pretty epic.

Uh-oh, what an idiot.

He's really trying to pick up my spirit. I put an X in there instead of an O.

Like those crowns.

Thank the bus driver. Run it again.

Yep.

I think that's 3 or 4 wins tonight from Lonely.

Yeah, you know, you know what it is, is I got really good last season and And so did you. Well, I think you've just kind of been getting good, but I got really good last season. So I think now that we're not ranked as high and we're playing and we're still just as good, like, we're gonna get hopefully more wins consistently. It seemed like towards the end of last season I wasn't getting any wins.

I mean, we have like, what, 15 crown wins? That's not bad.

Yeah, I guess you were like a level 200 and something. Yeah, and I had— yeah, like, it's a level 100 is kind of when I back down and don't play as much.

I think the highest I've ever gotten is like 125 or 130.

Add 1 something.

Ooh.

Is that you throwing? I don't even panic now. I'm just like—

Ah, who wants a flare gun?

Uh, I mean, I have an open spot for one. I'll take it. Might as well. Oh, I'm right here.

Stop trying to drink you, idiot.

Why?

Not you, me.

Oh, I was like, why are you throw? Why are you throwing them at me to drink if you don't want me to drink them?

I would never call you that.

I have respect.

That's a mistake.

Yeah, that is a mistake. All right, no, you should just not have it though for me. It's not something that's generally earned by me. All right, let's see, let's see.

He likes a girl that slaps him in the mouth.

Wow.

And a boy sucks his wiener on his mouth.

Oh wow, that is not accurate at all. I do not like that.

Why do you ask me to answer?

Oh, there's a lot of confused people on our Twitch. Not as confused as you. Oh, the sarcasm. I hope it's not sarcasm.

Thanks.

Now they're confused.

Now they're—

All right, break.

We're taking off. Bounty's probably on the other side of that hill.

Yeah, but it's going to $17 to deliver the fucking, you know, 1 pound of sugar.

Never mind. Yeah, that seems a bit expensive.

I don't know how much I can have.

Well, maybe you should just get like 10 pounds, then it's more worth it, you know?

I'm gonna go, uh, take some Adderall.

Adderall?

Wait for you to deliver the sugar. Are you kidding?

You're you're praying. Oh, oh boy! Not ideal. There's uh. No, no, I'm just saying that I—

oh, behind me! Yes, I got 3 kills in the 420.

Got me.

Oh no, I was hiding. Seems like a lot of footsteps.

Chris, where the hell are you?

I was fucking— oh my God, I was trying to order my shrimp. No more.

I said they're leaving us. Did you not leave? Oh boy.

Damn.

Oh.

Left.

Yep.

Yeah, right down there.

Are you behind me, Jay, or—

Yep, yep. Oh yeah, I was hiding in the corner. No, I'll go somewhere else, especially with it moving.

I think maybe here, to the up into the left, I think.

Yeah, I think he's right.

Not in there. Yeah, not in there. To the right or left. Yeah. Up those stairs. No, up those stairs. Up those stairs.

Somebody with that round butt just died up there.

Yeah. Oh yeah.

Probably it was all that was the guys we just got done killing.

Yeah, one of them stole their— oh, we're back to 101. We've recovered a little bit.

Guys, to your right, up on the mountain.

Oh wow, yeah, look at them, look at them all sticking together. I don't think I would reboot here either.

Too bad, Saka.

I'm gonna reboot here. Just fly out.

Okay. Nice.

Hell yeah.

Are we hopping?

Oh, I fucking whacked it! I can smell, because baby outside.

Where are you at?

Don't worry about me, keep going. Oh, because I'm my crown. Maybe you can pick up my crown and you can have it.

Oh, he's just He's marking me. I'm dead anyways.

I just got marked as well.

Yeah, I had marked him, but I guess—

What are you thinking we do, Harmon?

Let's get one with a quad.

I found another quad.

Keep going, just keep going, keep going.

Oh yeah.

I can't get up here. Let's just get up. Oh, slurp!

Slurp truck, slurp truck! You guys, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it!

Come on, hit it, hit it, hit it!

They're out there!

Nice.

Oh, behind you.

Yeah, he's gonna go through.

He's gonna— he's getting it.

One bit more, one more, one more, one more. So one of those can be—

yeah, there we go.

Hold on. Oh, oh, battle him!

Damn, I shot him 3 times with the Havoc. Dang, 6 health left.

Oh, they were so freaking loud. They're gonna die right now.

All right, I hit ready. I'll be right back.

Jacob Lobby. Oh God.

Oh, I'm back.

Y'all have to go to lobby.

I do?

Okay. Is that the one?

Yeah.

Oh shit, my headset died.

Where, uh, should we go?

Not everyone's in.

Oh, I don't know what happened to Veronica. We gotta go back to the lobby.

Network.

Network. Oh yeah, we have to go back.

Hmm.

Back to lobby?

Yep.

I'll admit, ready. I don't know what I'm—

huh.

My friend told me, I thought you were gonna tell me when you were gonna get on.

Not done.

Come on, you want to get your head scratched? Why don't you come sit on my lap?

There's only 2 people online right now. Tacos, that looks yummy.

He does love his share of tacos.

I do like tacos.

I just love tacos. Tacos are yummy.

I think.

But I'm making a chicken salad right now.

Did you say you're making a chicken salad and you're waiting for the water to boil?

Yeah, put the water to boil to cook the chicken and then make chicken salad.

Oh, that makes sense.

I was picturing canned chicken on top of salad and I was Look, are you gonna boil your lettuce?

What?

Oh, it's so good.

What the fuck's canned?

Canned chicken like you get at Costco.

Hmm.

That's disgusting.

Oh, it's so good.

Sounds good. Costco makes good stuff. Lonely Labs?

Sure.

I don't like— I don't like tuna in a can, but I love chicken in a can.

What? You don't like tuna in a can? Why not?

I don't know, I just got a weird taste.

Get the one in the water.

Yeah, I hate it.

That's disgusting.

I've tried them both.

I don't like seafood, that's why.

I love seafood and I love tuna, but I don't like tuna in a can. I don't like tuna in a pouch either, like That's got star-kissed or something like that.

Nasty.

Well, I'll eat the tuna if it has a lot of mayo and mustard. I put mayo, mustard, mayo, tomato, onion, jalapeños, and a little bit of mustard. That's how I eat my tuna.

If I have to eat it, I'll eat salt, pepper, garlic, mayonnaise, but that's only if I'm in a pinch.

When would you be in a pinch that you would have to Eat tuna.

Exactly. It's been years since I've had canned tuna.

I haven't had— I don't know, I don't know, maybe 10 years or more.

I buy tuna steaks and put them on the barbecue.

Sorry, I have the chills.

It sounded like you were having a little bit of a different problem there.

No, I didn't. That shake That's what it sounded like.

Oh, you know when that other thing happened?

Let's see here. Now, like, how many, how many chills can you truly be having? Does it just keep happening or something?

It's because The AC is on. This daughter of mine likes to put the AC on.

She's single? She's single, Trevor.

Uh, excuse me, that's my baby.

I know, I'm just joking because no girls like it cold, and that's like a miracle.

Here's—

I take that.

She's a chubster. More cushion for the pushing.

Jesus Christ, you talk about her daughter there, but, uh, she should be flattered. Is that what she should be?

She should be, but I'm not.

Uh-oh. Uh, what do you want me to say, ew? Ew, never mind.

Yeah, yeah, cooties.

Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lant liquor.

You lant liquor. One of the best commercials of Of all time.

Change colors.

I gave you guys that if you want it down there on the floor.

Oh yeah, I'll take it.

Uh-huh, I only gave you that so you could get up, Jay.

Oh, uh, Biggs.

Hey, Herman.

Yeah.

Aren't these 2 Before you drink that big pot.

Oh, I threw down all my big pots for the community.

There's a bunch of big pots.

I was supposed to give you guys this, um, this.

Oh yeah, I'll take that. Say a flare gun is one of my strong suits.

Yeah, that's what I do.

Hey! I'm into shotgunning.

Shotgun a beer? Yes, sir.

Oh, I was like, I feel like I could shotgun a beer. Oh, it's not bad. It's amazing. That's what it is.

Uh-huh. You just need to show Shut off that air conditioner.

What?

It says jump on.

So already we have a bomb already? Hello?

Yeah.

Uh, there's this thing. I'm not— I don't really like it.

One time, one time after I finish, I paint it.

Oh my God.

Yeah, it's pretty good.

I just feel like ready to put all the— my headset— ready to put all the boogie stuff on.

You want liquor?

I was riding in the car with my best friend, and then I got really tired, and then, uh, just fainted.

Fainting?

I mean, he told all of his friends, oh, I'm up for trips, parties, and fainted. Well, I sure as hell would. Oh, acquaintances, work friends.

I know the feeling.

Oh yeah, that'll lose you some friends.

Yeah, you're not gonna have friends.

I don't even think I personally know anyone. That's— yeah, I mean, you know what I mean?

I, uh, I do know one guy. I know 5 people. I—

we did.

Like, he got in trouble, and then like, it's a pharmacist that we went to school with, like Jessica Vickers, her, uh, person's guy. And it was like all— oh, oh nice.

You didn't know him, right?

So no, no, no, we knew Vickers. Yeah, we knew Vickers, but like we were hanging out Like couple friends with them.

But I thought that—I don't know—I thought that that was so more far-fetched.

Like Kelly, I thought it was pretty far-fetched as well. But that's as close as I've been to some guy that I would say friends with. You know what? I—I kind of agree with that. But I also just because Jessica's reason why I would say that is because they're. She lies. Yeah. And Kelly's like, you can't believe what she says. Yes, you just can't.

That's the thing.

But, but if you did fuck him, you know, yeah, he's not her friend anyways. Well, that was kind of— that's kind of like my thought. It was kind of more of an acquaintance, so why even take the risk? Like, I don't know, like Yeah, just distance.

I wasn't even doing nothing to their head. I was just playing Fortnite.

Bullshit! He he hit you for playing Fortnite because he hates when I play with guys.

I was playing with this guy Balls and Gamer, and then I'll say, they'll say, "Oh, you you like to play with balls?" I go, "I love to play with balls." So—

I don't call for almost 2 years.

And then he goes, I want to— I need to talk to you. And I said, yes. And of course I said, what? And then I said, what? Because I had my headphones on. He's all, I need to talk to you. I said, okay, talk to me. But we haven't been together like almost 2 years. And, um, yeah.

So this was a long time ago?

Let's go to— let's go to that. April 28th.

They're getting fired on.

Yeah, so then I tell him like, he goes, let's talk. And I said, we could talk here because I want to talk about it. I said, or what if you break me like you did that one time? He's like, fuck you, man. Fuck your wife. Fuck you.

We just start talking shit. Oh, 50.

Did they notice me, you guys? They're from the rock tree, guys. My bush is on fire.

Why do we even mention this?

I don't even know. Item 32. One is coming, one is rushing, one is rushing.

3222. Nice, he's down. He's down. Damn. All right.

Got 'em all.

You did? Fuck yeah, Harmon!

I need a shotgun.

It was all that flapjack, dude. That flapjack killed it for me.

Dude, that's awesome. Nice.

Did I have any of these already?

I have 2.

Carlos, Carlitos, get that, get that. I do need a little AR ammo if anyone has too much. Yes.

Oh, never mind, I just picked up a bunch. 500 I have.

There's 74 more over here. I have max now too.

Marvin, you're good?

Yep, I'm—

I got max on everything now. That guy had If you see another flare gun, I'll take it too, because mine only has 3 left. I think all those kills were attributed to the flare gun. It's like just everybody knew where they could be at all times.

Yeah, they were a very hard team. All right.

Hey, there's some coconuts for me.

Oh, for—

oh no, I'm, I'm almost full. Yeah, I just, I drank some. We've also got some food.

It's got some minis and stuff.

Nothing much in there.

Okay. Cool.

All right, where are we headed?

Um.

Yeah, well, we went down to 347.

It's just kind of all over the place. It was down to like— yeah, Yeah, 20, 50, just kind of all over the board right now. I don't know what's happening.

It's kind of cool.

Ooh, slurp if we run into trouble. This is like the best car. I just don't know.

Anybody want any of these guns? I'll take these.

Um, uh, I think I'm pretty solid as well. Uh, there is not a thermal. It's the only one you're looking for.

Cold thermal, I'll take it. Anything else, I am good.

Only if it's gold.

Harmond, those are wasps. Oh yeah, we're getting attacked. Oh, they're that way, huh? My first kill! Nice. All right, we got the car over there. Oh, let's go hire this person.

Yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna let me know that.

Oh, I thought you said there was a gold over.

No, there's not. Oh, okay.

Uh, MK.

Oh no, I'm good. This Flapjack's doing work. I like it a lot, but I know I would do better with the thermal.

Yeah, it's hard to give this one up.

Tracker pistol and an Accelerant shotgun, like literally 2 of my 3 favorite guns.

Okay, car. Okay.

Don't die on me. What? Don't die on fucking Bart. I just hired him, he fucking died. Mhm. You supposed to get in my car with me.

Oh, somebody He's getting you.

He's up there. Nice.

We're still in the circle, you guys. The people here at the restaurants. I want my market. Where am I supposed to go? This spot has purple thermal, purple thermal right here.

Jacob, you get him?

Yep.

Okay, guy riding a horse now behind us.

Yeah, I took my jug.

I'm fighting him. I'm fighting the horse one.

Nice, you got it. You deserve it. All right, let's go.

She has a DMR purple. Oh, I'm good.

I'll just take some small There you go. Oh, nice. Oh wow, look at that. 2 more. Oh, behind you. Behind you.

Nice.

Fuck you, bitch.

That's my friends there.

Hey, uh, can you— oh, thank you, thank you.

One guy left.

Can you get him? Are you getting him? I have blue shields for you, but— oh shit, there's a fight taking care of. Don't touch me, motherfucking star. We can't make a mistake and bump into a wall with you.

Oh no!

Carlito, you have a heal?

I think it's you, small guy.

Okay, J82, you need a— I have some heals.

Oh, he's to our right. Saw Pony Rider. That was my last flare. Damn it, thought I had 2 left.

What, did you see him?

Uh, I thought I saw a guy riding a pony, but—

Oh shit, Jay, did you fall?

Yeah, it's all good. No, it's just the storm caught me and I only had 5. It's all good.

Fuck, man.

Oh, I didn't have a crown or anything. It doesn't matter. What's so good, Carl?

Should I get your car just in case it opens a thing?

If that thing moves back, we just gotta find him. No, it's 5 tick. That ate my lunch.

It's gonna be hard to get on this fucking building. Could be in the trash can too.

Oh, he's to the right of me.

Nice, let's go!

There was a reboot right here, we couldn't find it.

Yep, let's do it. Oh wow, we're up to 501 now.

It's that dub, man.

It does help.

Oh.

You're not talking about me?

How did you know? That was the first time I got AIDS.

Oh, welcome back.

And that was the second time I got crabs.

Crabs? What? Yeah, that was weird part of you walking in on.

Yeah, that was uh. I didn't know you were here. Sorry.

See that crabs?

Where's the bus driver? Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Oh yeah, all right. Yep, I like this Citadel.

This is a bad place to land.

Well, you're in charge of picking and you were answering, so That's true.

Putting my chicken to boil. You guys should know already where I like to land.

I thought you had a daughter. Isn't it her job to be your slave? That's what my dad told me when I was a kid.

Oh, she's at work. Oh, being a slave at work. Talking to—

I'm talking to my other Barbie, to my 13-year-old.

Yeah, she knows how to boil chicken.

Uh, I don't want her to burn herself.

God, I wish my dad would have thought like that. I had to do everything for my parents. I was their little slave. And when I was like, do I get paid? They were like, uh, no, that's why we had you, so that you did all the shit we didn't want to do.

I like how—

I was like, that's a good point. Oh no, no, they're right. That's genius. I wish I would have thought— I wish I had kids so I could do that.

I'll let you borrow mine.

Yeah, but that's not the same because I can't make them do what I want them to do because I'm not their papa.

I'm gonna have one slave child, but it's—

What the fuck are you doing?

I think it's different. It's a girl. Exactly.

Somebody right here. Somebody here. Careful.

Okay, where's this person at? Are they outside? Oh, yep. All right, all right. Seems like there's a lot of Footsteps.

Hey, Braze, there's a guy by you again.

Oh, we got three more somewhere.

Oh, he died in my arms.

Oh, this guy's about to as well.

Oh yeah, what was that?

There's 2 crawlers, so Oh yes.

Okay, I need med kit.

Can I got you right here, my friend? Here.

No, I got it. I already got it.

Excuse me, don't you know those are always mine?

I already picked it up and I need it.

Okay, you guys good.

All right, let's see here.

You can see me.

Oh wow.

Nuts.

They can't see me, so don't see them.

You fighting someone?

They popped me.

Oh, nice.

Ooh, ammo.

Perfect.

Armen, was it you that sent me that friend request on, uh, Instagram?

Uh, no, I don't really get on social media.

Uh, he only gets on one platform, it's called OnlyFans. Uh, just to post my content though.

Yeah, OnlyFans, uh, it's a feet one.

Nice. It's a free one.

My feet. Oh, okay.

I don't have a foot fetish.

You don't?

Uh, but we do have a friend that has one.

I actually think feet are kind of gross.

Me too.

You like walk around on them all day and they're all gross and sweaty and—

Yeah.

Always touching the ground, like—

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know.

I'll just take care of my feet, but I'm not gonna worship them. Like I'm still wearing my tennis shoes right now.

Like I don't like my own feet, you know? It's like I wash them all the time because it's like fucking just you're always wearing socks and shit too. Get all sweaty. Yeah, but then you're immediately gonna go to the shower, you know what I mean? Or do you like to just Just bathe in the, in the juices.

Yeah, it's not a great look, but Anybody need their guns upgraded? I could do it for free. Come on, here, give me your gun.

Just pull your unit out and put it in her hand.

Yeah. Oh wow, it's all gold and Hard and shiny now. Yeah, sure.

You're giving out all the all the goat. Sorry. Oh yeah, that looks good. But you're not gonna upgrade your guns?

Oh, I don't want this one upgrade. I don't want this got this. I'm gonna trade it up for something else. Which one? For the oh actually, I found an SMG.

What did I ask him to do? Another blue pistol.

Uh, Carlito, you? No, I'm good.

I don't have any more.

Oh, actually I only have 285 gold now. Wow, it's okay.

Now you're our sugar mama. Yeah, wow. You just tore through some gold.

Nice. Now I can get Bloodhound.

Get all my ARs out.

Shell Slide, cuz I only have 4 of these. Soren's Sprint is the best.

I like that one too.

That's how I spend my gold, is trying to find Soaring Sprints.

That was a fine one.

I just think it sucks there's no mobility now. Like, you almost have to have Soaring Sprints.

Yeah. So you don't have to take fall damage.

Like, there's nothing to prevent fall damage. Have you tried falling when you're invisible? I wonder if that works.

I think you die.

Okay, I'm gonna jump. Okay, you let me know.

No, don't do it.

Why not?

Because it's probably not true.

I'm just kidding. I just fell down the water again. Another flare gun right here.

Oh yeah, I'll take it.

Yeah, flare gun's definitely useful.

Goodbye, world!

Hey, one time I just stayed in the water and nobody saw me.

Especially since my head's a mushroom, I don't think anyone's gonna ever know I'm here.

Oh, is that you, Carlito?

Hi. Uh-oh.

Yes, he's fighting.

Is he fighting the boss? No, he's not fighting the boss. Carlito, are you talking today?

Oh, my mic is muted. My bad.

I'll hide in the back.

All right. Oh, we might as well kill these guys, right?

All I want is your gold, but then it's So you guys can have all the rest. Who wants this one right here?

Honestly, you can have all the gold in there. You just bought a bunch of shit for me.

Oh, you know what, I'm gonna go open the thing.

Is that where the safe is?

I know it's blue, but, uh, who has the code?

card. I, I just opened that.

Okay, does somebody have the card?

No, I don't have the card.

I don't have the card.

You got me, put you on the map.

Oh my gosh, I have one.

There's another flare gun right there.

Nice, find it.

Uh, I would just— wouldn't worry about it.

Oh, ratchet.

You don't have it like in your inventory or anything?

Nope. You can double-check.

Did you open it already?

Someone did.

Oh, somebody did?

I'm gonna keep silence. I don't think anything bad is gonna happen.

Uh, another flare gun for 6 for him.

I'm good. Haven't even used mine yet.

Use the vine so we don't have to go in between all this shit. I hate this place. Like, I hate that they built this place here.

You don't like the vine place?

I hate it. Oh my God, I thought I lost that. Here, Jay, drink that.

Where is it? Uh, oh, there. Cool, thank you.

And the crazy thing that you can't break these trees down.

Yeah, I kind of like the trees. Yeah, it's funky.

Do you remember that, that other tree, the magical tree before the end?

Oh yeah, I do remember that. That like would give you health and you had the seeds and shit. Oh, I hated that. That was a weird one.

Just because I don't like when people drop with gold shit. Like, I want everyone to start at zero and not be able to drop to a place That was a weird season.

That was fun though, because you could go to your plant and fucking— it was wild.

It reminded me of Call of Duty, like loadouts, and I was like, I don't rock loadouts.

I mean, it was just different.

It was like, it was fine, we had fun, but I'm glad it's gone.

Yeah. He gets stuck in the storm.

Need to find longer headroom. Flatline's running good.

Don't rush them, don't rush them.

I'm not going to push them. Tie them up.

Tie up more.

Little spot over there.

Where do you want the flare?

Yeah, definitely over there. Oh, they're right there.

Oh, Blue Island's getting us.

I was about to say, I feel like I'm getting—

oh shit, this bitch is getting me.

Oh shit, there's only one person on Blue Island.

Oh, you fucking bitch, I drank all 7 Yeah, behind us, behind us.

You're— or no, in front of us.

Oh no, there's one behind us.

Is that— oh, she drank my juice.

Fuck. Oh, I just accidentally hit her fucking ribs.

Damn.

Hello? Yeah. Oh wow, am I the only one left? Yeah, yeah. Oh, what happened? We all fucking died. Look, there's some behind us. Oh shit, are you in that room or where you at?

Oh, it's Pretty close. Well, not pretty close. That's. But I think I have heal. Oh, he got one.

Top left over the hill.

He's just flying. Yeah, you're right at the top of that zipline.

If you go across and then go up, he's right at the top of that.

Oh geez, that was a 5-tick. This should be the—

oh, they marked them so it wouldn't matter.

No, no, no, no, no, they're right there! You should have got them blue shields.

Oh boy, they destroyed them.

Nice.

Wow, this is— that was very good.

Nothing we could have done better.

All right, I think I'm done. For the night too. Me too. All right, see you guys. Peace out. See ya. Yep. Thanks for watching everyone. Bye Delta Eight or you're a Nazi. I'm out.