Jacob Fuchs and friends Brandon, Destiny, Travis, and Batty play a Star Wars stormtrooper battle royale on Trovo, each with ridiculous backstories like a trooper seeking revenge for a child killed by a Jedi. They riff on tactics, kills, and platform glitches while commentating their own chaos.
All right, I was getting the sound set up. Oh, you guys, uh, you guys are live. Yo, I'm back. Yeah, yeah, can you guys not hear me? Headset? Yeah, I was trying to fix that. Is it good now? Excellent, excellent. All right, let's see here, and then I'm starting. Yeah. Oh yeah, it's a lot of fun. Really? I don't know what that is, so probably not. Yeah! Yeah! Alright. Hey Brandon, can you look up Jaw Fuchs on Trovo? No, no, no, you need to do it right now. Um, so I got good news and I got bad news. Oh geez, oh geez. Oh, what's up, Destiny? You got a Stormtrooper outfit yet or what? Are you gonna be a pooper trooper with us? Yo, what's up, little baddie? Yep, you tell them. Oh no. Hey, I'm getting hit. I'm— hey, uh, Brandon, you should come towards me a little because I'm getting shot and I'm taking cover. Oh. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, I just got shot at. Yeah, I just did. Nice. Yeah, yeah, kill confirmed. We should definitely act— we should definitely act like stormtroopers the entire time. Yes. Okay. All right, well, I feel like each of our stormtroopers needs a backstory because I feel like stormtroopers are kind of just like no backstory. I kind of want my stormtrooper to have backstory. He has a kid and, you know, it's risky business being in battle royale. Oh Jesus, and now he's out for revenge. The Jedi killed his kid. He saw Yoda kill a child, so he is fully committed to the Sith. Yeah, it was pretty fucked up. Yeah, think— yeah, just think about the anger associated. Yeah. Hey, I just put this on Trovo. Could you check on Trovo, Destiny, if my sound is going through? Do you know what Trovo is? I didn't know what it was either until today, so Do you know what Facebook is? Well, it's on Facebook too. Yikes. Um. Well, the answer then is yes, I guess. Can I have a sniper? Oh, you already got ammo. Never mind. Don't worry, we'll kick Brandon out. I'm just kidding. Uh, just kidding. We're Stormtroopers and we're printing to be Stormtroopers all night. So if you're not into this Stormtrooper game, you're a pooper. If you're not a stormtrooper, you're a storm pooper. All right. I'll play solos. That is fine. I am the lone stormtrooper. I am the lone stormtrooper, and I am out to avenge my, uh, Travis's child that died. Oh yikes. Why? What, what do the— what's the difference? Is there differences? Okay. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. L, you aim. Yep. Uh, excuse me, somebody just shot the outside of the house. Well, don't do that. Oh, Travis, why are you letting Brandon cum on you? He's a fan. Oh yeah. Oh, here, here, here. Shlip. Take that. Ah, Jesus. Well, I better take it then. Let's see if there's anybody in there. I like checking just to make sure there's nobody in there. Who's better? Who's better? Destiny or baddie? Uh, no, it just sounds like we're being sound— like, I don't know why I had to get into a wall. That could have been why. Do you have to do it with the lightsaber? Wait, I'm gonna go get that lightsaber. I assume a chicken's the fastest way. Oh, never mind, the blue one's closer. They're just throwing these lightsabers everywhere. Uh, yeah. Always get Loot Island. I do not need to. Thank you though. No, why would you fight? Hell yeah, you guys should buy whatever commercial— buy whatever product that they are selling right fucking now. I know that it's mostly Viagra commercials. No, I'm just kidding. It's Viagra ads that I put onto the main part. Um, why, why does that make sense? I'm joking. Wait, wait, wait. Hey, do you guys know how you pull or push on the lightsaber? Uh, PlayStation. Oh, I get it. I get it. Good. Thank you. No, Travis, if you if you didn't hear it the first time, you don't get to hear it. Oh, oh, that's exactly what it is. Yeah. Mojo Jojo. Yeah, that's fine. I'll just— okay, you guys might have to res me then. Yeah, it doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt if you do a force jump. It doesn't hurt you. You can fall from any height. No, I just jumped off with a Force Jump and it didn't hurt me. So how— Exactly, the sneak hits it. Yeah, that makes— I'm, I'm here, don't worry, Travis. Where are they at? Oh, they're deep. Nice. I gotta Yeah, let's just knock the building out. Oh, there he is. He's, he's deep. Oh, I just tagged him for 44. Now we can see him. Oh, I'm out of bullets. Well, that was dumb. Is the vending machine— oh, AR ammo! Yeah, I just bought it all. Well, here. Nice, tagged him again. Jeez, we are destroying that house. Wow, I think I say we just Bull rush them. They're pretty hurt. Did they hurt you? Yeah, um, I— oh, there they are. Oh wow, I tried doing the force, it did not work. Oh yeah, we all got rot. Nice. Jesus. Wait, wait, wait, return to lobby. I'll sit out if you guys both want to play. I'll just commentate. I like commentating. Oh shit, wrong fucking thing. Oh, all right, I'm back. Who— I'm sitting out. Who wants to sit out? I can sit out. Batty, you should play. I'm sitting out. I like commentating. Uh, all right, I've got to set up some stuff on the stream. So I'm sitting out. Batty, you should play. I made the choice for you. And I readied up. Whoa, you can't ready up and— yeah, I can't. My bad. Hold on. All right, well, you gotta change it from Team Rumble then. All right.
