JACKIE KICKED ME OUT.

I remember one night I was selling cars, was in the automotive industry when I'm younger, and I'm selling cars and I'm driving home, and I left about an hour and a half before the end of the day. And I remember calling on the way home, and I'm like, I'm on my way home. And she's like, how many did you sell today? I'm like, zero. And she's like, okay, turn back around. And I'm like, I'm not turning back around. She goes, no, you're going to come home, you're going to have a shitty attitude. You're going to be negative, and you're going to bring that shit home. I'm not going to have you bring that shit home. So go back to work, go find a car deal and then come home. I was pissed, and I'm like, what is your problem? And she's like, go sell a car and then come home. That way at least you'll bring a good attitude to the house. Because I can already tell I don't like the attitude you have. I'm like, dude, I'm going to kill her. But I turn back around and I go back to work. And everybody's like, oh, you came back to work. And that even pissed me off more. Two seconds later, ran into a couple that literally said, we're here to buy two cars. Boom. Wrote them both up, sold them, took them to the finance office. An hour later, I'm leaving work. I don't want to tell her. I was like, hey, babe, I'm on my way home. She's like, you sold something, didn't you? No. He's like, you did sell something. Tell me the truth.