The vlog captures a spontaneous, on‑location family road trip in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico. The family discusses buying off‑road vehicles (Polaris and a junior Honda) so the kids can learn to drive, interspersed with playful banter about shaving backs, Greek‑god jokes, and gym bragging. They embark on a crab‑catching outing, catching about twenty crabs, planning to cook and season them for a shared meal. A lengthy monologue from the father outlines a parenting philosophy centered on "living by design," emphasizing constant immersion of children in family activities, prioritizing presence over traditional schooling, and treating everyday life as a learning environment. The conversation shifts to renovation plans for their newly purchased Mexican property, describing architectural changes, cost advantages versus the U.S., and future layout ideas (new bedroom, bathroom, spiral glass staircase). Intermittent remarks touch on cultural observations about Mexican cost of living, brief spiritual reflections, fitness talk, and occasional social commentary. The overall tone is informal, enthusiastic, and family‑centric, showcasing both the day‑to‑day fun and the broader vision for their new life in Mexico.
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We're going to Polaris and then Honda. We're buying this?
Yeah, and guess what? You guys can take turns with these.
Like for us?
Really?
This is good. You guys are going to learn to drive a car now.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, it's like a junior car. It's a junior car.
Thank you, Dad.
Keep up, Dean.
Let's get— what if we get them closer to the beach house? How far are they? He's worked here for 40 years.
40 years. I'm like, you don't even look like you're that old. He's like, just because I hit the gym too, he said.
Whoever wins gets to shave my back at the end of the week.
I'll shave your back for free.
See, that's why I love you so much. That's where she gets whatever she wants.
She's smart. She buys everything she wants off of just kissing your butt.
Yeah, because she knows who Big Daddy is, and I am her father, so I am actually Big Daddy.
Shaving your back actually isn't that bad.
It's exciting, it's fun. That's what I say, it's all perspective, you know what I mean? I mean, you gotta imagine, like, how many people get to shave the hair from a Greek god?
My dad would have asked you to shave his hair.
Very rare.
I would have been like, what?
He's like a Greek god. Your dad didn't look like a Greek god.
Your dad— my dad also isn't hairy. He's like, he doesn't have hair.
So your father, though, he was blessed with no hair, but he still didn't build a Greek god body. This Greek god was blessed with—
I have a Greek god that's a cactus.
I'm just kidding. Hey, Fabio's girl's in here. There she is. That's Fabio's girlfriend. Fabio, you like your girlfriend? Fabio, let's get a picture of me and your girlfriend.
—people and told me some lies. I know I'm gonna answer to God about it. I know it's up under the blood of forgiveness, but sometimes I still end up crying about it. I gotta stay close to the throne. I'm talking about Sarah from Terrible and Angels, man. I gotta walk heavy, no cankles, man. Don't forget to tell God thank you, man. You will know what that test to mean if you open your Bible to the New Testament.
Now hit me that donkey. Come on, dude, don't be an ass, dude. She's not real, man.
Come on, she is real.
She's right there. Look, she's right there. Fabio, just go say bye to her. A little kiss. Hey, just, just be respectful. Be respectful. Fabio, say bye to her. She's right there. She's waiting on you. Don't miss me too much.
Which one are you looking at? This one.
That's not coconut. No. Sophia, you want pepihuetes?
Because I knew you rode Harleys and stuff, so that's why I was asking. More the better. It's good for the metabolism. More the better. More the better. More the better. Americans are like, dude, what? It's good for the metabolism. When you taste it, you're like, oh my God.
How did I not know? How did I not know about this? Done it! Good deal! Getting a coil. There he is, there he is!
There he is! He's underneath there. Come on, keep getting him, keep getting him.
He's right there. Yep. No, he's under, he's under.
Catch number 1.
Oh, I got him! Yes!
Catch number 2. Catch number 2!
Yeah! Oh, I tried to flip it! You saw it too! Nice catch! Catch number 3! Yeah! That's right here.
That could be one right here.
See that?
Oh, there's a rock. I'm telling you. Oh, that's a turtle. That's, that's a Homeless guy.
You're grabbing a—
now let's take him over to the rock.
She's seen the big ones. They got my sneaker! Look at my sneaker! Did he get you? Yes! That's awesome!
We just caught about, about 20 crabs, and now we're gonna go cook them and season them and make some stuff and feed everyone.
We got nothing to lose. Take me closer to God. We can't be finishing all alone. Oh, these boys just want to break your heart.
Fabio, we're here again. Who do we got there? Hey, she's just always tracking me down, man. She's always right there every time we come in. She's like waiting on him. Does that make you nervous?
We're ready, man.
Why are you blushing, bro?
Hey man, it's always good to have someone admiring you, you know. Came to the marina, about to have a little bit of breakfast after a good awesome workout. Half a gym. This is also known as Barracuda Box. Andy, were these your jams back in the day?
Let's go!
There's a new thing that I've been obsessed with, and it's be obsessed with today. Okay, muchas gracias. That's it. What else would you do? Because tomorrow, like, what if I die tonight of a heart attack? That's a possibility. You know, we're pretty crazy. So like, be obsessed with today. So, you know, I know what we want to do in a year and a half and 2 years and 4 years. But dude, honestly, a lot of those people never make it there. And so I know for sure if we just live by one simple thing: be obsessed with today. Like, we're good. Business is always going to happen. But when you're doing it with your family, then it's like, I'm good with it. I just want my kids around me all the time. I don't want them ever to not be around me. I'm like, if we're going to work, I want them being right next to me. I don't want to work, be there, and then they're here and then we're meeting up later. I'm like, screw everything, we're all running together. This isn't normal. Parents don't do this no more. And it's not even about being present when you get home at night. It's about living a life by design and taking your kids with you on the journey. They're like, what do you mean? What about school? This is school. School's with mom and dad. They may not use what they learned in geometry or history class or geography, but I promise you they'll use what mom and dad just— that conversation we had with those people, that skill. Is more priceless than any skill they can learn in school. They're only going to learn it though if they're here with us, not sometimes, all the time. It's about immersion. If you want to get good at something, immersion. Want to be a good speaker? Immersion. Every day. If they want to learn from their parents, not on the weekends. It's got to be 7 days a week. We don't want more money, you know, and we don't have enough, but we don't have enough of this. And this bothers us more than that. A lot of people like, well, when we get this right, then we'll go to this. No, when you get that right, they'll be gone and they won't be interested then. See, right now all they want is your time. And right now you're like, well, just a little bit more of what we're doing and then it'll be the right time. Well, no, it's the right time when it's their time. When a girl likes you, you either go with her then, because if not, too long someone else is going to show.
Choo choo! Choo choo! Urgency. True that.
It's not doing anything. Why is it really weird?
I would like to, uh, about to go to the gym.
About to go to the gym? Yeah, let's do 100 bicep curls. And go straight in the back. Seriously. Fabio? Yeah, what's up?
We already know. Why are you blushing, bro?
Who do we got over there? Hey Eddie, I want to introduce you to someone very special to me. How long you guys been hanging out?
Stand for something or fall for anything. I'm sick, but it's game time. Hey, the world's on fire, we don't own the water, y'all. It may tire for a couple dollars, y'all. New era usher, but white supremacy is still in charge.
Fucking colonizing. Closing the whole thing and then just making this one huge massive place. Like, would just be killer.
It's gonna be good once we're done with it though. Just watch, next time you come and you see the way this one's gonna be redone, you'll be like, oh damn. It's gonna be crazy. That over there is gonna be a bedroom, and then that little kitchen area is gonna be a bathroom and a closet on that side. There's gonna be a whole separate entrance to go into that room that's not gonna be on that side anymore. That one's gonna have an entrance on this way. All this up. Bedroom, bedroom. This is gonna be all gone. Nothing right here except for a spiral. Which is glass going up.
But Jackie's gonna do her thing.
The architectural plans are already in, so we're just waiting for the architect to— because then they have to submit it, obviously. But it'll be good.
In Mexico, it's like, here's, here's a couple grand, it's submitted.
No, it is cheaper though than freaking in the States. Dad, I hit the curb!
