A guy sold his meme app Meme Dad to Chinese buyers and jokingly apologizes for the consequences: everyone becoming "China Max," developing a taste for General Tso's Chicken, and Chick-fil-A disappearing. He's heading to Congress to testify about it.
You ever been on your way to court in a suit and a big black car because you sold Meme Dad to the Chinese? I mean, the Chinese offered, they wanted to make everybody China Max, and I was like, "Sure, I've got the meme app, I might as well sell the Meme Dad to the Chinese." I didn't realize that they make all the memes Chinese from there and everybody would become China Max, and, you know, I'd only eat General Tso's Chicken and Chick-fil-A would go down. I didn't know this would happen, alright? I'm on my way to testify to Congress right now, and just wish me the best of luck, alright? Thank you. If this world were mine.
Hey, Roman numeral 7, baby, drop it like it's hot. If this world was mine, I'd take your dreams and make them multiply. If this world was mine,
