A guy jokes about defusing arguments by adopting a ChatGPT persona, repeating "You're right, absolutely" to calm an angry girlfriend. He claims it works 100% of the time and frames it as men competing for attention in a world where "they've already replaced us with vibrators."
Is your girl mad at you? Yelling? Go ChatGPT mode. Just start saying you're absolutely right. Just pretend you're ChatGPT. It works 100% of the time. Just don't say you're absolutely right because then she'll tell. Say you're right and then absolutely. You're right, absolutely. Try it. Practice it. It works. You need to become ChatGPT, bro. They've already replaced us with vibrators. You're coming first.
