Two people joke about how impossibly hard it is to cancel Adobe subscriptions. One claims they had to get a new identity and move to another country to escape. The bit escalates into absurd immigration scenarios, satirizing how trapped you feel in subscription lock-in.
Have you ever tried to cancel an Adobe subscription? Because this is what it's like. You literally have to go in and cancel each one individually. It's kind of crazy.
Some people just like to cancel their cards.
I've, uh, I even just got a new identity number and stuff. Just change your name, go to a different town, uh, maybe a different country. That's why you're here.
Um, so yeah, that's what I say in the immigration, like, why are you coming to America?
And it's like, it's like I'm trying to escape Adobe.
And the customs officers were like just like not twice and just let me in. He didn't even check my passport, by the way.
Those officers are like, yeah, we've heard this one before.
They gave me like a number for the refugee contacts. It's basically what they do.
