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A founder announces acquiring Goonmaps, a social app for logging sexual activity, with planned features like biometric sign-on and Tinder integration that alerts women to high-activity users. The service launches free at goonmaps.com.
A founder announces acquiring Goonmaps, a social app for logging sexual activity, with planned features like biometric sign-on and Tinder integration that alerts women to high-activity users. The service launches free at goonmaps.com.
I acquired a startup today. It's a social network for gooners. Goonmaps is a social app for gooners with dozens of users worldwide. Users can log a goon, like each other's goons, and much more. The founder of Goonmaps will be joining my team to add new features such as biometric penile sign-on, nighttime erection measurement, proof of goon integration using Whoop, load measurement, one-click semen bank donations, and a Tinder integration to warn women of dangerously high gooners. Never goon alone again. Start logging your goons for free at goonmaps.com.
