Three people joke about creating a Pride Month for people attracted exclusively to coworkers, riffing on identity labels like sapiosexual and workplace romance. They playfully propose celebrating "work husbands" and "work sexual" as legitimate categories.
I think there should be a Pride Month for work husbands.
It should be like a term for people who only like coworkers. Like you only fuck coworkers. We have that, you know, like sapiosexual. Well, it's all good. This is like work sexual.
So Pride Month for people who only fall in love with their coworkers. Exactly. I think just for work husbands. Because that's what we are. We need to be proud.
Thinking about this, we need to hire a woman for the team, Jason Levin.
Slack smells like sweat. Slack smells like shit.
Like, I can smell it on the laptop.
