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A comedian rewrites ads to tell the truth. Red Bull doesn't give you wings, Adderall turns your brain into a high-performance engine, salad is for rabbits, and the iPad is basically useless but cheap.

A comedian rewrites ads to tell the truth. Red Bull doesn't give you wings, Adderall turns your brain into a high-performance engine, salad is for rabbits, and the iPad is basically useless but cheap.
If advertisements were honest. Red Bull gives you wings, Adderall gives you a Lamborghini engine going 150 miles per hour inside of your brain. Salad is food for rabbits and skinny humans. They could go fuck themselves. Coors Light, if you're drinking this not at a frat party, you're probably broke. Gibson Guitars, get laid in 30 minutes or less. I have no use for an iPad, but I can afford it. Go play on your little tablets, I'll play on my iPad.