I’m building the future of social networking to solve the male loneliness crisis
5 Apr 2026 · 1 min

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In this promotional monologue, the speaker introduces goonmaps.com, described as a "Strava for gooning," and positions it as a potential multi‑billion‑dollar social networking platform aimed at addressing male loneliness. He claims the service already has dozens of users worldwide and envisions scaling to billions of male users (and eventually an equal number of female users). The business model is centered on advertising, specifically targeting users with “craziest supplements” they might need. The speaker repeatedly emphasizes the massive market opportunity, the simplicity of the product (just logging "goons"), and urges listeners to join the movement, framing the venture as both a joke and a serious commercial prospect.










