IRAN MEME STREAM (EMERGENCY)

I know that everybody wanted to hear from All In Podcast, but we're even better. We are far more knowledgeable, well-connected, I would say.

We are richer.

Richer.

We already have Jason Levin.

Yes, yes, we already have Jason Levin. It's kind of insane. I didn't invest in Uber, but I have been banned from Uber. Fun fact.

Yeah.

Did you know that?

Is it true?

Yeah, I'm actually banned from Uber. Yeah. That was, uh, we don't talk about that. Fucking, uh, 2017, bad time. But we're gonna be discussing some of the best memes, uh, from, from the Iran situation. Um, uh, you know, during this very serious time, there is, uh, you know, always humor to be found. So let's, let's start bringing up some bangers here, okay guys?

Bangers! Bangers!

If you are, if you are, uh, one of our 1 billion, uh, people watching in Twitch, just know that, um, that I love you and I know every single 1 billion of you. All right, you ready, Jovian?

I'm ready.

All right, let's start bringing up some bangers here. Um, first off, uh, we got it. We got to bring up why— why do I have this as my background? Um, and, uh, this is— this is very accurate. This is the situation going on right now. All right, World War III just started. Everybody— I saw Twitter yesterday, it's like How does this affect my bank account? How does this affect moolah? You know, like, how does it look?

Palantir.

Palantir.

Who's holding Palantir?

Oh, I'm holding, bro. That shit went double.

Palantir is like the meme coins, but like for war. Oh, you— okay, you meme coin fuckers, don't, don't do like, like war coins, something like that. Yeah, just give them a fucking idea.

You just gave them an idea, dude. You're gonna be responsible for, for World War III. Um, if you need to buy the Palantir shitcoin, just know it goes up. Not financial advice, but my Palantir shitcoin definitely went up. Um, I have no idea what they do, but I, I really do love, uh, Palantir.

If you know what Palantir does, um, leave it on, on the live chat. Tell us. Oh, probably not.

Yeah, you're gonna get caught if you know what Palantir does. Uh, but it is really funny, like everybody was talking about like, what does World War III mean for my crypto bags or whatever? What does it mean for, for my bags? And I, I just find that, uh, Isn't that funny? I love it, I love it. America, we're a financialized institution. All right, time to bring up— speaking of Palantir, uh, we're gonna, we're gonna bring up another, another meme for you guys here. Um, all right, I love this meme and, uh, they did a good job editing it. So usually it says, uh, my taxpayer money, my taxpayer money, but here it's Peter Thiel funded, Peter Thiel funded. Thiel runs everything, guys. Um, and, uh, shout out Peter. Shout out Peter. The, the autist walk. The dude is the king.

Um, oh yeah, you've seen the video.

Philosopher King. Yeah, that was, that was a great walk. He does a good walk. I love this meme too. Um, he, they absolutely killed it. Um, I feel like Hamas isn't Peter Thiel funded, but, um, I don't think so, but that would be pretty, pretty funny if it was, because it'd be like Founders Fund.

They're probably like A16z funded.

Sequoia. Hamas.

You know who punned him? Chamath. Social capital.

Social capital. Hamas is the real social capital. Or social capital is Hamas. Do we get sued by Chamath because of, for, uh, no, no, I don't think so. Um, all right, we have our lawyer. Yeah, yeah. Uh, all right, I'm gonna bring up another meme, which, uh, here we go. This is, this is, this is a good one. Uh, all right. Oh, technical difficulties, man. Let's bring this bad, bad boy up. Um, Jovian, you got some more? Oh, all right. This didn't go viral, but it should have. Um, so I saved this meme yesterday in the middle of the day when AWS went out. Ah, and it was like, the boys are monitoring the situation. And then the war started, and I was like, oh, now we're just monitoring that. Like, this is all boys want.

What did they—

like, Jovian and I were up until 1 AM playing chess last night. And just monitoring the situation.

Yeah, this is true. We literally play chess.

Yeah.

I haven't—

we haven't played Jason Levin in like 10 years actually.

We're not very good at it. It's all good. It's over pretty quick.

But it's all good. It was over pretty fast. But all boys want is to monitor the situation and tell their girl everything's gonna be okay. And so let me show you another example of that. This was a text my friend sent his wife. This is all men want. What's going on with Iran? Don't worry about it, kitten. It's adorable. That's all men want. Don't ask ChatGPT, ask us, all right? ChatGPT has been replacing us, and I think that's the real reason why men are feeling depressed in society.

I don't know why this meme format is really funny, because it's usually like iPhone text, but it's WhatsApp.

Well, yeah, because he's Israeli.

Yeah, that's exactly why. This is why it's funny.

Yeah, yeah.

Meme is international, no matter the platform.

It doesn't matter. It's great. But yes. Women, if you're listening— there's definitely no women listening. Absolutely. A woman has never listened to me ever. But yeah, if there are any women listening, stop asking ChatGPT questions. Start asking your man. We are— we're having a crisis right now in America of male loneliness, depression.

Yes.

And, um, now that you're outsourcing everything to ChatGPT, it's not helping, okay? We want to feel purpose in our lives. Um, so, so please ask us these questions.

Yeah, ask us about, uh, stocks. Stocks, how hedge funds work.

We actually ask us what Palantir does. We won't know. Just because we don't know doesn't mean we don't appreciate being asked.

Just because we don't know, it doesn't mean we will stop talking.

Exactly. I never stop talking. Uh, ask us why the sky is blue. I'll make something up. I don't really care. Some reflection of water, I'm pretty sure. But yeah, the point is, uh, please keep asking us these questions, ladies. And men, men, if there's men—

we love mansplaining to men.

Yeah, man, here's the thing, mansplaining to another man is like some alpha shit, you know? It's definitely some alpha shit, uh, but it also just feels good, you know? Everybody, everybody loves a good, good, uh, good, good meme, uh, or good, good explanation. All right, time to open up the meme editor. I think it's, I think it's time. All right, uh, we're gonna, we're gonna— wanna know what's crazy? Okay. Guys, yesterday AWS went down, Google Cloud went down, Shopify, Spotify, Bopify, whatever, everything that rhymes with if I, uh, Loopify, Gothify. But want to know what didn't go down? Is Memelord Technologies. We are officially more resilient than Amazon, Shopify, Spotify combined.

Yeah, um, we should go public, like, literally.

Yeah, yeah, I, I was thinking about just showing myself in public. Exposing myself in public, but it's not a way to IPO, I guess. Yeah, dude, initial public offering is when you show the world, when you post hog, when you offer the world your dick.

That's the initial public.

Yes, yes. I'm gonna— I think when you lose your virginity, that's, that's the initial public offering.

When did you lose your virginity?

I was 15. What about you?

27. Nice.

Yeah. Uh, all right, let's, let's drop some memes, drop some memes. All right, um, it's time. It is time. What are we thinking?

It's time. See, Sabrina Carpenter, like, ah, this is so much bullshit around this, honestly.

All right, everybody's just saying Sabrina Carpenter is not hot, or like, Sabrina Carpenter, like, guys don't think Sabrina Carpenter's hot. No, she's hot as fuck.

People are absurd compared to Sydney Sweeney though.

Who cares? I'm not comparing.

Yeah, I wanted you to compare, like, in relative. Both are hot.

All right, I'm not comparing. I— everybody's like trying to attack Sydney or trying to attack Sabrina Carpenter, like saying blah blah blah, like, oh, only girls find her attractive. No, like, she's— all right, is that a hot take saying that, that she's hot? Like, is that— no, no.

All right, great song though.

Yo, startup idea I ran, Escape Plan. That's a great idea. All right, shout out Piet. I'm bringing this up on the, on the screen right now. This is from Piet, our meme support. Iran. Escape plans as a service. That's beautiful.

Crypto converted is a really good touch.

Where does that say crypto? Oh, that's a great idea. Like when you need to go on the run, you need a service. Call it Iran. All right. Automatically converts your crypto. Automatically texts your wife. Peace. All your baby moms.

You don't bring your wife?

I mean, I need to run, bro. It's not we ran.

It's Iran. It's Iran. Okay.

That makes sense. It's Iran. All right, what are we doing? Let's make some more memes. What do you think? What is this?

It's a zebra.

I did not see this. That's hilarious. All right, I'm Jewish, but I could even say this, dude. The US, like, thank you to the US, man. Thank you to our taxpayer money, bro. We're helping each other out. At the end of the day though, US is definitely, they're benefiting just as much or more. Okay, guys, everybody's like, taxpayers are going to Israel, blah, blah, blah. All right, you know how much defense tech Israel sends us? Like, we're only safe because of them. All right, anyways, not to get political here, but let's get political.

Let's get political.

All right, I think it's time to make some more memes, Jovian.

Let's go.

Sorry, I'm just If you hear me buffering my voice talking, it's because I'm thinking and I don't think well.

Right.

I've never thought in my life.

25 seconds to say a sentence usually.

All right.

Let's go to some lighter topic. Let's scroll up to the meme templates. Superman.

Superman?

Where's Superman? This one's Superman. Oh. So do you like superheroes, Jason Levin? I am a superhero, Joby.

Like, there's no Jewish superhero. Well, not until now.

What's your superpower?

Complaining. Saving money. Making money.

Saving money. You're like the opposite of Batman, where Batman like, you know, spend money to build shit, like, because you're like bargaining. Okay, can I buy this like laser gun? How about $20? You're asking like $20 for the local deli to buy a laser fucking gun? Bad, like, you're a superhero. But to be very honest, like, the Star of David is actually a good superhero.

Oh, it's a great superhero logo. That laser gun, I could get it for $200 from Mort down the street. Why do I need to pay $500? I don't need—

it says it's on sale.

I need a bargain for my laser gun.

What's the deal with laser guns?

What's the deal with laser guns?

All right, uh, okay, this is I love I freaking love— I freaking— I fucking love this meme.

You can curse.

No, I don't. All right. I'm afraid of God.

Afraid of God.

Your wife, Erica Levin, had a very good meme on this. Palantir, Andrew Hill, US government.

US government.

Yeah.

I'm cool with this, by the way. This is not me. Like, I own so much Palantir.

Is this like a real image or like a meme image? You know what I mean? Is this an image for something?

Yeah. That was it was a cartoon that was interpreted of a picture of us. And then somebody used AI to give a fuck. All right.

Why don't you finish it? Ah, okay.

Because I'm not trying to get killed by Palantir and the US government and Anduril.

Okay.

Anduril's cool though. Anduril's dope. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, all right. Wait, wait. I got it. How the boys monitor situation.

How the boys monitor situation.

This is literally what it feels like being a man in 2025.

Al Jazeera Arabic on the left monitor.

Yeah.

And Bloomberg on the right monitor.

And then X.

And then X in the middle.

Dude, apparently Peter Thiel has an actual Bloomberg terminal in his house to like read the news, which I think is like—

Is it expensive?

Oh dude, it's so— they're like millions of dollars, I'm pretty sure.

For memes, for meme dealing.

Bloomberg terminal for new memes. I like it.

I like it.

All right. So this is how the boys monitor the situation. If you want to know one thing about men in general, we love to monitor situations. Sports games, you're just monitoring a situation, right? Um, what else? War, we love, obviously. People watching, people watching in general.

Or when you see like a construction site, they're working.

So much monitoring. We love monitoring situations.

A building get demolished. There's actually a building get demolished near my house. It's actually so—

Do you just love to watch? You just watch all day? Aren't we supposed to be working, dude?

It's, um, I mean, is watching something in your cock chair working? For me, it's work.

That's fair, that's fair, because it's a meme.

Yeah, because as long as it's funny, it's work.

Yeah, but at the end of the day, like, I love monitoring situations, you know. Listen, dude, All In Pod, all they do is monitor situations. The Economy monitoring a situation. All men love to do is just monitor situations and then yap about it. We don't actually like to get involved in the situation. Most of us, at least me personally.

That's why all movie critics are all men.

That's fair, that's fair. Movie critics, uh, yeah, yeah. All right, how's the chat going? How's the 1 billion, uh, people in, in Twitch right now?

Let's see.

We got, we got 1 billion people. Um, yeah, see, now Jovian's monitoring the situation.

Yeah, exactly.

Joe Rogan, right? Jamie, all Jamie does is monitor the situation, right?

We should have a Jamie. You're the Jamie.

What are you talking about?

But I'm in the camera and somewhat out of, out of camera. That's fair, that's fair.

Um Ron, my dog. We can make Ron.

Ron, pull it up.

Ron, pull it up. Yeah, yeah, we'll talk, we'll talk to Ron. All right, but real talk, men love to monitor situations, and if you are trying to get a man's attention, just make a situation. Why do you think men love dramatic girls and girls with BPD and girls who are, who are crazy? It's because they're situations that we need to monitor. We like keeping people safe, you know.

Are we solving it?

No, no, definitely not. We're probably making it worse. Yeah, but like we want to monitor it.

Yeah. It's under control somewhat.

It's not really under control, you know. Have you ever met a BPD girl that's under control, Jovian? Because I sure as hell never have.

Like some crazy pussy though.

All right, um, Lindsey Graham last night, uh, watching IRAM.

You know what, by the way, everything I know about the US politics I learned against my will from memes, right? From memes and just being so terminally online, dude.

It's so funny, Jobian. So Jobian's from Taiwan, guys. Uh, he's been here for the last 2 weeks working with me, and, um, and, uh, he's been working with me for what, over a year now?

And, you know, like 6 months, almost a year.

One of the things you said to me was so funny, was like, I learned— I've learned everything about America just from memes. Yeah, like America's main export is the memes. Yeah, yeah, at the end of the day, like You know, okay, fine, we have some technology, we have Tesla, we have whatever, but at the end of the day, like, our main export is entertainment and memes. And Jovian, you were saying this the other day, which is that there's a lot of soft power in that, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real talk for a bit, like, why do I learn English or speak English? It's because I'm watching like American movies, Hollywood movies, or listening to American music. So y'all really powerful, it's fine. The dollars are powerful. Um, so that's why people are complaining, especially when people, um, I feel like some Americans like to complain, which is okay, but sometimes too much. It's like, oh, such ingratitude, like the Elon thing.

Yeah, yeah. Wait, all right, I'm gonna face swap myself onto this. So I was playing chess against, uh, Jovian last night, and this is how I was feeling.

Am I David Sacks?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, I want to remake that photo, but it's me playing Candyland or something. I think would be really funny. You'd be a funny David Sachs. You'd be great. Guys, we are the new— wait, this is pretty good. All right, all right, there we go.

How about that? That looks pretty good. That looks pretty real.

All right. Oh dude, now I don't even have to play chess or take a photo.

You look like, you know what, you look like Charlie.

Charlie Light? Charlie Light? Yeah, that's funny. Um, all right guys, so if you want to face swap yourself onto Peter Thiel and become a billionaire, you don't even have to make money anymore, okay? All you have to do is face swap yourself on. That's the power of AI. All right? You don't even have to get jacked anymore. We actually have a free tool that I made. Jovian, do you know about this?

Which one is this?

So I have a free gigachad meme maker. Let's see if this one's— So I make some free tools just for the internet to play around with. And you don't have to get jacked anymore. You don't have to work out.

All you have to do is upload an image of yourself.

That's it. And then boom, no reason to get jacked.

You don't need to work out. It's all for the gram anyways. You don't really need to lift heavy things.

Yeah, exactly. You could just become a gigachad. Hopefully nobody emails me. Don't email me, motherfuckers. I don't respond. And you could just become a gigachad for free. Okay, going to the gym. I was at Equinox earlier because I forgot about this. Okay, all right, like I could have just done this. And then in the day, like nobody really cares what you look like in real life. People only care about what you look like on the internet.

Exactly. Yeah, Instagram. That's why Instagram filters are so powerful.

Exactly, exactly. All right, this baby work? Did this baby work? Come on, reload. All right. Well, that API might be down, motherfucker Google. All right, anyways, back to Peter Thiel. We're gonna talk to you real quick. This is me building a meme company. I wrote the book Memes Make Millions 3 years ago. Now we have Memelord Tech, right?

I haven't read the book, by the way.

Thanks, Jovian.

Uh, it's not on Kindle. Yeah, I know, like I'm allergic to paper.

Well, it's because it's a picture book, Jovian.

Yeah, it's Kindle, can't have pictures. What are you talking about?

Wait, I should start spreading that rumor that I wrote a picture book.

Yeah, yeah.

All right, what are we doing? No thanks. No thanks. I'm not going to insult Shimaaz. No, no thanks. I'm not going to invest in his stock. In the All In spec. Why has All In—

No, he's going to invest because this means that this guy doesn't have a brain, so he will invest in this stock. Oh, we actually have this like meme explanation, but you don't need it because we have the examples.

Oh wait, yeah, yeah, you're right.

So exactly, so sometimes you don't know what a meme— what the context of a meme.

Yeah, I don't know.

Sometimes just pull out the examples here in Memelord technology.

There we go.

Yeah, that's so stupid. Actually, I'm actually thinking about buying Palantir today.

Uh, you're a little late, bro. You should have bought some.

Yeah, I have. I had Palantir, but like Should I buy more? This is financial advice.

You don't know what they do, right?

Yeah.

Okay, then definitely buy it. If you don't know what Palantir does, then you should buy it.

This is financial advice? If I—

No, not financial advice, Jovian. We don't have a lawyer, okay? Our only lawyer is ChatGPT. This is not financial advice.

Goddamn. Okay, we have 380 people on X.

Yeah, I hope you guys are getting a lot of education from this. Personally, I hate watching Al Jazeera and Fox News is run by memes. That is where everybody gets their news these days, is from memes anyway. So why not just tell the news by making memes, right?

Um, boom, TV channels are going extinct anyways.

All right, what are we thinking? What are we thinking? Oh, you know what, we need a Nathan for You meme. I'm feeling, I'm feeling Nathan for You. I feel like, uh, here we go.

All right, cool.

All right, what are we thinking? Um, The plan?

Plan?

We invade Israel and then die. We, yeah, that's—

We send hundreds of drones and they're sending hundreds of drones.

Oh, are they?

I remember—

We need to buy some drones.

It got destroyed before it landed. All right.

Let's try something else.

All right.

What do we got here? I forgot about— Oh, oh, this one's perfect for today. All right, so this was a ChatGPT meme that, uh, this conversation is now being reported. Uh, it was created because of like Anthropic is actually reporting your shit. Oh yeah. Um, so now we, now we need one which is like, I, uh, I'm monitoring the situation. Uh, I can't stop monitoring the situation with the boys. Um, if you monitor the situation long enough, you become part of the situation. You know what I'm saying?

Yes.

Like, you— I'm actually serious. You think about like these news anchors, right? Like Tucker or whatever. Like, they become part of the situation from monitoring the situation. That's all I'm saying. And All In Podcast, they were monitoring the situation for 3 years and they became part of the situation, right?

I mean, they podcasted their way through White House from monitoring the White House.

Yeah, I mean, we'll meme our way into the White House.

Lamar in the White House.

I think we got it, Jobian. All right. I'm thinking about— wait, wait. Here's a good meme for Iran right now.

It is not because it is easy, but because I am hard. You know? No, no.

No, I haven't. I feel like this accurately describes Iran attacking Israel for like 2,000 years.

Right.

Like, ah, it's easy. They thought it'd be easy. Israel just wants to chill, bro. They just want to be left alone, chill on the beach in Tel Aviv, and Iran must have this flag just sitting there.

This also applies to vibecoders, by the way.

Definitely applies to vibecoders. Iran and vibecoders have a lot in common when you think about it.

They're both terrorists. If you're a vibecoder, you're basically a terrorist. The US will come for you.

I mean, you are putting a lot of slop on the internet, so. Potentially stealing people's time and money.

You know what, I really love the trend of the NBA memes or sports memes like that. Basically, like, if someone is like doing really good, if you're someone opposing is doing good, you just call them terrorists without any context.

Oh, I call people terrorists all the time. You're a terrorist if you're watching this.

If you're watching, you're a terrorist. Why are you doing this? Is like 2 PM Eastern time.

Yeah, for real. I mean, you guys should—

you guys, are you working Middle Eastern time? Is that what it is?

You guys should be watching the real news, which is Jason Levin's X stream. Wow, we actually have 400 people in here. That's sick. All right, let's go. All right, let's keep this going. Wait, yo, Iranis getting sent out of Israel? Maybe? Maybe me getting deported for posting this stream.

Where are you getting deported? You're American.

Oh yeah, true.

That's—

I forgot about that.

You're getting deported.

I forgot about that.

Oh, you're getting deported to France.

Please don't.

That's like, um, being sent to, to like Guantanamo Bay.

How boring is modern feminism? This is all men want, all right? Yo, we watched the 9/11 documentary the other day and it literally looked like that room, didn't it?

Yes, like it's like the, uh, yeah, Obama's.

So when they, when they killed Osama bin Laden This is literally what the room looked like. Like, the boys were just monitoring the situation so hard.

Yeah, Obama was monitoring the situation.

That's all I want, man, is just to monitor situations with the boys. Like, I think my life would just be like incredible if I could just monitor situations with the boys all day. Chief monitor. Yeah, dude, I wrote this sketch when I was in college where, um, my past job was the FBI mission namer. So you know how every FBI mission— or my past job was a CIA mission namer. So every CIA mission has like a weird name, like Desert Eagle, or every military mission. It's like, who names that? Like, yeah, they need some creative memelords like us, right?

Exactly.

To come up with the names, right?

It has to be a competition. Okay, these are 5 names.

Yeah, yeah.

And how do they decide? Like, right, aesthetically, or, uh, is there any some kind of like requirements?

Exactly. I'm pulling up a list of military mission names right now. And all I want to know—

fucking cool.

All right, Desert Storm. Like, I want to take credit because who can prove it? I was the guy who named the military missions. I was a creative guy. I was an English major, and they recruited me to name the missions because they thought that I'd do a good job summarizing. I don't know what the missions were about. Like, that was part of the sketch. It was, uh, exactly like— do you think the guy who came up with the mission names, like, knew what the missions were? Yeah, because it can't be like super top secret, like No, they definitely got some. Dude, Beastmaster? That's a crazy name.

What is it about like?

I don't know.

Operation Beastmaster.

Dude, we're just learning about war right now.

Yeah.

This is awesome. We're monitoring the situation so hard.

I do wonder like 20, 30 years from now, like will the trend changes? Like will we become more Gen Z?

Yeah, yeah. Operation Skibidi Toilet. Operation gyat.

Operation Rizzmaster69. That'd be so crazy.

That's what happens if we become the military mission namers. We're just gonna start naming it Mission Memelord. All right, wait, Operation Chattanooga Choo Choo. That is incredible.

Is it train related?

I mean, so it must be.

It has to be like some correlation with the actual mission, right? If Desert Eagle is like in the middle, you would think.

You would think. Yeah, but why is it called Operation Chattanooga Choo Choo? Guys, I'm pulling this up right now. We're learning in real time here. Okay, so this guy, composer Glenn Miller. Here, let me see if I can share this tab with you guys. Wait, could they not see our tab this whole time?

Fuck.

We're so bad at streaming. We're learning. All right, guys, Operation Chattanooga Choo Choo. Glenn Miller probably didn't have an Allied air offensive in mind when he wrote the song Chattanooga Choo Choo. Goal of the offensive was to limit Germany's access to— okay, all right, so it was related. So it was a train song and they were trying to limit, uh, Germany's access to locomotives. Uh, the more you know, dude. Operation Paperclip. Okay. Oh dude, did you know about this? So after World War II, America really wanted the Nazi scientists, so we just like recruited like thousands of just German Nazis. Which is crazy to think about. Like, just like, yeah, come here. Like, you guys didn't kill a bunch of— you guys killed people, but now like do it for us, you know? You guys are really good at that. Crazy. So that was Operation Paperclip.

Also, the whole recruitment process is Operation Paperclip. Yeah, yeah, because it's Mac— oh, that's—

dude, in one night alone, they forcibly recruited over 2,000 German specialists. It's insane. All right, Operation Toenails. Oh guys, free feet pics, free feet pics.

Um, Okay, here's the thing.

Why is it called this one? The operation aimed for the U.S. seizure of a main island of the New Georgia Islands. Why would it be called this?

So these operation names are like in the 1940s, right? Maybe it's cool at that time. Like, yeah, Operation Breakfast. Oh, it's like, like how we say, you know, Operation—

the game Operation.

Yeah.

All right, so we're back to monitoring the situation.

Okay, um, monitoring.

All right, so I think we need to come up with some mission names. That's what I'm thinking about.

All right.

Operation Sequoia.

Operation All In.

Yeah, what is going— yo, that's actually not a bad— yo, what if All In was an operation?

Yeah, All In is a psyop.

All right, we're about to get shut down by the people, man. See, that's what I love about streaming and being a memelord, is like pure freedom of speech, Jovian.

Or nobody cares.

Yeah, or yeah, jester's privilege, baby. This and jester's privilege is all I want. I want to be able to say whatever I want. I feel like, I feel like we're there. Jovian recently told me something. He's like, we better make a million bucks because I am completely unemployable after this.

Yeah, I am un— completely unemployable. Like, my skill set doesn't apply in any other companies. So I told Jason, Jason, we should— you better make this like a billion dollars.

Oh, we're doing it, dude. We're doing it. See, that's— I think it's a worthwhile endeavor working for me. Uh, you know, so dude, somebody just quit their job to work for us, which is pretty exciting.

Very exciting.

Yeah. And, um, you get full—

it's Chamath. I'm just kidding.

Yeah, you get full freedom of speech to meme. Which you don't get in many places. But the downside is you are unemployable for the rest of your life. But it's worth it.

It's worth it. Tyler just—

Oh, is Tyler in? What's Tyler up to?

What's up, Tyler?

Tyler.

Operation Stop Tickling Me. Yo, that's not a bad idea.

That's not a bad idea. I like it. I like it. Operation Stop Tickling Me is a very, very good name for an operation. All right. Let's, uh, let's, let's grab some more operations. Uh, Operation Big Booty.

Operation— she got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty.

I feel like— all right, let's, let's name operations for each of these. Okay, this is Operation Latina Baddie. Operation AI Butt Plug.

Operation—

yeah, A-I-S-S-H-O-L-E. You know what I'm saying?

Yes. Yeah. Operation Hole in One.

That's not bad. I feel like that is how I would describe a lot of the AI thread boys on Twitter. They're just totally— no, ace.

Oh, ace hole. That's a good one. Should make it like a trending term or something like that.

All right, let's do it. Let's do it. All right.

All right.

What is this from, dude?

I don't know.

Let's, uh, I call it Grug. I call it Church of Pope. What is this? I don't even know what that's from.

I don't even know. So that's the beauty of meme.

That is the beauty of memes is like a lot of people ask me like, why does a certain meme template go viral? Like we've talked about this a lot. We don't even try to figure that out. It just does. And you gotta just jump on it. Um, and that's the beauty of it is like that's the magic of it. Um, oh. Here we go. I love this one.

I actually never watched any of his YouTube videos. Have you? No. Okay.

Men to their wife when they need to go monitor the situation for 48 hours straight. This is how it feels right now. My wife is upstairs and we are monitoring the situation hard right now.

We are still monitoring the situation, by the way. We're not only streaming.

Are you monitoring the situation? Because I forgot.

I guess so.

I kind of stopped monitoring the situation. Now we're talking about this.

Oh, wow.

Mic the situation. Um, all right. If you're a man and you want to monitor the situation better, then, um, you should probably use x.com. So shout out. Oh, monitoring the meme stream. That's what's up. But actually, if you do want to monitor the situation better and you believe like we do that the news is made up by memes, then you should use Memelord Tech because we do send out, uh, situation monitoring every afternoon, every day, and text throughout the day of different meme narratives and viral memes. So Meme Lord Technologies is actually unironically one of the best ways to monitor the situation because you could find out everything you possibly want from memes about the news. Like, I don't have CNN on, I don't have alerts for anything, I don't have New York Times. I just get meme alerts. That's all a man needs. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's, that's really all a man needs. Is to be able to monitor the situation with the boys and specifically monitor the situation of memes in memes. Piet says he's monitoring. Piet, how's the monitoring going? How's the baby monitoring?

Oh yeah, that's really good.

Dude, baby monitoring is one of the OG. Men are simple. Khan, you're 100% right, brother. Men are simple. We just want to monitor the situation with the boys. That's why group chat culture is such a big deal in boy culture is because we're just talking about the situation. We're monitoring.

You know what men really want to do? Men are simple. They really want to monitor the situation and then do this movement. That's basically—

that's it, dude.

That's a dream.

A new situation to monitor.

It's like when people say nothing ever happens. Something is happening.

It can also be like something is happening, bro. A new situation monitor has been chosen for the boys group chat. Chat for the group chat.

How many group chats are you in?

Uh, just a few. Like, I'm not in like anything crazy. I'm in, you know, a few Signal group chats with like murderers and stuff, but like nothing crazy. Yeah, nothing crazy. It actually is crazy. I'm in some Signal group chats with like, you know, Silicon Valley types. And after Trump got elected, some of the people changed their names to just initials. And then you're like, oh, they're going into government. That was like an actual thing. Like, so like, people have tweeted about that before, but it's, it's a real thing. It's really weird. Um, anyways, back to the story. Um, if you need a new situation monitor, um, there's, there's constantly— it's, it's crazy. That's the reason, one of the reasons why I bet my career on memes is the fact that the timeline is getting shorter and shorter. I don't know if anybody's noticed this, but there's way more meme templates just dropping. And it's because there's more things happening in the world. The world is getting more chaotic, right? And there are more and more situations to monitor, which is great news. Um, so if you're a man and like monitoring situations, this is your time because there is war, there is AI, there's AGI. Like, it is group chat time, baby.

Um, Memorch is like a huge group chat.

We are— we, we really are just the situation monitoring company. It's the bros just monitoring situations and sending out alerts for weird situations. Like what Google Alerts should have been, you know? Like we're just sending out alerts for all the important stuff and the funny stuff. Because it pisses me off, man. There's not enough situation monitors out there. All right, let's kick it. A new situation to monitor.

What is he doing, by the way?

Men showing off their group chats.

Uh, situation monitoring badges.

All men want are situation monitoring.

Uh, Khan just, just said like, I live for the big, big meme event days.

Oh, same, same, dude. Khan, 100%.

It's every day right now.

Some people hate those. Uh, I love it when the entire timeline converges on one topic. Like, you've only seen that a few times. Like, uh, or I, I've only seen it a few times personally. Like the Trump one the other day where Elon called Trump, uh, said he was on the Epstein list. Like, everything converged on that. Like Luigi like the entire timeline was just Luigi. Iran, I feel like, yes, like yesterday, but it kind of happens every few weeks. It feels like every few weeks it's like, ah, there's another war.

It's basically someone has to die or get trafficked just for our entertainment, right?

Yeah, exactly.

Just for the event.

Yeah. Men showing off their situation monitoring badges. Uh, dude, we should, we should, we should give those out.

I'll pass it to him.

Oh yeah. Oh, all the best. Thank you, Khan. Appreciate it. Showing girls all the situations I've monitored.

Yeah, yeah, it's a good euphemism though. You wanna monitor the situation at my place? Oh, yo, Netflix and monitoring the situation.

Netflix and monitoring the situation. That's— dude, I'm gonna text my wife that. Maybe she'll want to marry me.

You wanna monitor the situation.

Yo, babe, want to monitor the situation together? Yeah, Memelord Tech, the monitoring—

the situation monitoring. Like, out of monitoring situation.

I, I really— dude, there's nothing better than monitoring the situation with the boys, you know?

That is true.

There's like such a, such a good bonding feeling, you know? Yeah, like in high school you're monitoring some situations, but, but really, like I think that's why men love World War II as they get older, because it's like a situation to monitor, you know, that makes sense, like a past situation. So you're learning more and more.

Yeah, and it's not actually dangerous, so you're kind of like monitoring it from really far. There's nothing at stake. At stake. Paul Revere. This is Paul Revere, right?

Yeah. I love how we are, uh, dude, it's the same, same, uh, same idea but so many different templates. Like, that's a crazy thing about memes is you can like put it in so many different ways, you know, the same idea in thousands of different ways. And so if you're trying to put an idea out into the world, memes are the way to do that.

Um, but make sure you have an idea first. Like, have a vibe.

Have a vibe. Don't just vibe code. Have a vibe. Okay. Um, I can't wait for our video on Monday. We're gonna piss off some people. Yeah, that video is gonna be good, dude. It's going to be great. All right. All right. Oh, yo. Michael Saylor monitoring the situation.

Yeah, looking at my Palantir stocks. I'll be monitoring my Palantir stocks.

Monitoring the situation alone. Poor guy, dude. He's monitoring the situation all alone. Poor dude. I feel bad for him. Feel bad. You never do. There's nothing sadder than seeing a guy monitoring the situation without his boys. So sad. The loneliness in America and male crisis just comes from a lack of monitoring the situations with the boys. It breaks my heart.

The New York Times. Yeah, like, it's the—

you gotta, you gotta be able to monitor the situation. Oh, let's pull that up. That's a great idea. The cure to male loneliness. All right, I'm pulling up this meme. Oh yeah, Jovian, great choice. Great, great choice. Great choice.

All right.

Is the cure to male loneliness monitoring the situation with the boys? Hell yeah. Yeah, it is. Because you never want to monitor the situation alone because that's when it gets freaky.

You don't want to monitor the situation with girls. No, no, because first of all, most of you can't talk to girls. Bills anyway.

This is true. If you're watching this stream, there's a very good chance.

Yeah.

Um, also it's, it's definitely, yeah, it's lonelier monitoring the situation alone. And then you start freaking out. You're like, oh, is this situation bad? But if you got the boys, then it's like, ah, it's just funny, you know?

Yeah.

Because you can make memes about it. Uh, and it's all good. So, um, if you need some boys to monitor a situation with, uh, we'll be streaming. We'll be doing meme streams quite frequently.

Monitor for you.

Yeah, uh, Jason's entering his, his, his streamer era.

Meme streamer arc.

Yeah, my streamer arc. Exactly. I changed my Instagram bio to renowned inventor of the meme stream. So if you need, uh, need some meme stream content, uh, we'll be, we'll be streaming hard.

Should I follow you on Instagram?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where I post hog and all my bikini pics, Jovian.

Yes.

Maybe drop it in the chat. I don't know. Um, alright. If you're a lonely man out here, just find boys to monitor the situation with. Okay? That is, that is my number one advice for happiness. I've been in dark places in my life, you know? And now that I have friends and boys to monitor the situation with, I've never felt alone again. Dude, that sounds like an ad product. We should do that as a product for Silly Valley. Is like, uh, boy situation monitoring group chat. Like, you get matched.

She'll be hardware device, like baby monitor, but it's like for the boys to monitor.

That's funny. That's crazy.

Like, are my boys monitoring the situation right now? And you can—

oh, that's like where— have you seen those lights where like if somebody else has a light on, like it's for couples?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do that. It's like, is my boy— is my homie monitoring the situation right now? And if it turns on, it's like, oh yo, The group chat's about to get started. We got to monitor this situation together, dude. We're going to be building.

We're going to get rich. We have like 721 viewers on X.

Um, thank you for monitoring the situation with us. We're just getting started. All right, I'm, I'm keeping going, dude. We got nothing else to do. Yeah, we're just monitoring the situation with the boys all day. Um, dude, want to know what else is monitoring the situation? When, uh, your site goes down or something. Oh yeah, and you're in the Slack freaking out. You're just monitoring the situation. And since we're not engineers, like, we're just monitoring the engineers monitoring the situation.

Engineers are monitoring Cloudflare. Shout out Cloudflare.

Founders are monitoring the engineers.

Boom.

Works. It works. Uh, yo, wait, wait, I got it. But, but that damn monitoring security. Wait, we, we should, um, we should build a prototype for that, Jovian. You got a hardware guy, right? You're in Taiwan.

Yeah, what the hardware? How sure? Yeah, yeah, hardware. Taiwan's really good for hardware. Google actually, this is true, Google actually build all their hardware there, I think. Damn, what? See the video monitoring? I can't go without sex.

Oh wait, you know what?

Group chat.

I'm adding this in the Mean Lord group chat. So accurate. I do love our group chat. It's great. It's fantastic. Mean Lord Mafia group chat goes hard. Shout out Memelord Mafia. Um, yeah, that's all I really want to say, man, is, uh, it's just make sure you got homies to monitor the situation. Waste in life. Yeah. Um, I believe in you. I believe in you. I believe in you guys. Um, wait, image of Elon, Trump, RFK. Oh yo, that's a good one. That's a good one. Let me, uh, let me make that. Piet, you the man. Meme support. Piet, Piet, Piet, Piet, Piet. We're monitoring the situation so hard right now.

Piet is such a cool name though.

It is a cool name. We should change our names to Piet.

Yeah, let's do it.

I'm in. Um, I feel like, like monitoring the situation— what's cool about monitoring the situation too is that it's like kind of an international thing. Uh, it's completely global. Yeah, like Twitter, we've never met most of each other on Twitter, but we're monitoring the situation together. It's kind of—

what do you mean together?

It's a beautiful thing, you know, monitoring the situation with your, with your internet bros. There's nothing more beautiful, you know, like modernist situation with the internet bros, family, kids, child, you know, the kid's birth down here, right?

Sex. No one get laid. No one.

No, nobody on the internet has ever done that. I don't think Gen Z is— is Gen Alpha, like, I don't think they're doing that anymore, you know what I'm saying?

Maybe it's like sinful.

Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.

Um, hello, Ron.

What's up, doggy? How you doing?

A situation to mind, right?

Actually, you know what, honestly, this is actually correct. So Erica, uh, my wife told me the other day, she's like, yo, somebody just got robbed and tied up in New York, like, you know, 30 blocks down from us. And that made me so happy to find out about. I was like, oh, that's a situation to monitor, man. And it was that crypto— you hear about that? The crypto guy? Yeah, yeah, the Italian crypto tourist. And I was, I was extremely excited. Like, I mean, obviously upset.

Terror, you know, so we landed on New York yesterday, right?

Yeah, yeah, we're back to New York.

Just right when we landed, Erica opened the Citizen app and she just showed me like all the crime. Someone just got stabbed, like literally.

Dude, all the crime. Citizen is the situation monitor app.

Wanna know who— that is—

wanna know what's funny? Wanna know who invested in Citizen? Joe Alonso, 8VC, Palantir. You can see how the two are connected. Like I could see Citizen selling to Palantir or something. Like it's just a way to monitor situations. It's the realest time way to monitor situations.

So if you're an entrepreneur, build a situation monitoring startup. Like Beamlord is one, Citizen, and Palantir.

Yes, monitor the situations with the boys.

That's the pitch.

That's all we want to do is just monitor situations with the boys.

Yeah, when VC asks you what is your startup?

Anyways, so yeah, my wife, she tells me, she's like, somebody just got tied up, this crypto entrepreneur. Robbed, uh, in SoHo in this $40,000 a month apartment. I'm like, oh, I definitely know him. That was my first thought, honestly. Like, that sounds fucked up, but like, you know, we're deep in this tech world. Like, I was like, oh, that was one of my friends. Like, this is gonna be awesome. I can't wait to monitor the situation, you know. No, I didn't know him. Uh, I know, I mean, I became a little less involved in monitoring the situation after I found out.

He said he's a Crypto guy or just—

yeah, yeah, some, some crypto guy got kidnapped.

I'll deserve it.

Yeah, I probably deserve it. Uh, yeah, but, um, I feel like your wife— the number one role of a wife is to, to tell their husband about new situations to monitor, you know, providing situations. Yeah, whether with themselves by creating drama, they're great at that. Uh, with children, there's a new situation with the kid. You know, Bobby failed preschool. Fuck.

This is why I don't believe in tradwife. Tradwife doesn't create shit. Oh, this is— No.

Tradwife?

Doesn't create situations.

No, no. All— the only situation— I really think the whole tradwife movement is a psyop and every tradwife girl just wants to scroll Instagram Reels all day and become a famous influencer. I agree. Like, that's the whole tradwife movement.

Yeah.

Anyways. All right. The last thing, obviously. For women's role is giving more situations to monitor. And you got— that's why I really love a girl who creates situations for me to monitor, you know? Like, I want you out there causing fights, you know?

Perfect.

Yeah, like maybe crime even, you know? Like as much crime as possible.

That's why Sabrina Carpenter is hot. She's creating situations now.

She is creating situations. It's definitely a— who is monitoring the Sabrina Carpenter situation, boys? Also, wait, Dua Lipa is officially engaged. Have you been monitoring that situation?

Yeah, I saw that. It's really bad.

Yeah, I monitored that situation with the boys. All right, monitor that situation alone too.

But yeah, um, that's Goon Miner. We should, we should do that.

That's what goonmaps.com is.

Goonmaps.com.

Shout out Goon Maps. Sponsored by goonmaps.com. Um, that looks familiar. Oh, you're monitoring When you talk to me and it's not a situation to monitor. Oh, all right. The lion does not concern himself with situations that are not monitorable. It's so dumb. I love it. The lion does not concern himself with situations not monitorable. Uh, the lion does not concern himself with boys group, uh, with, with, uh, group chats. No, with, with Iran. I think honestly just with Iran. You know what, that's it, because Israel is known as like the lion anyways, so it works.

The lion.

The lion. The Hebrew hammer. The lion is—

that's a really good superhero name.

The Hebrew hammer. That's what I call my dick. I've been saving that one for 10 years, bro.

Hey, Hebrew hog.

PostHog?

PostHog?

Yo, PostHog just raised like, I'm pretty sure like $90 million for a dick posting app.

Is insane.

Like, we could have come up with that, bro. That's crazy. They're worth like, I'm pretty sure almost a billion dollars for—

yeah, of course—

for an app to post your hog. It's crazy. Snapchat, another one, very similar. Snapchat and PostHog, two very common purposes.

You know what, when you monitor the situation, you also have— you have to have the right outfit. You cannot monitor the situation in your pajamas. That's why I use the Memelord Technology Vest.

Oh, nice, dude.

This is the right outfit to monitor situations, and you can get it on memelordclothes.com. That's the URL, right?

Uh, yeah, yeah, it's gonna— yeah, monitor the meme situation here. I do agree with that. I think the best place to monitor the situation though is naked. I would say.

I would say, yeah.

Yeah. What's, what was that meme that I was looking for the other day? The naked guy.

I don't even know, actually. I know you asked for it.

Wait, wait. Let's go back to that meme that we were talking about in the group chat. It's Oppenheimer. That's—

Ah!

I'm looking up naked men right now, and there's a reason why. Clay Murphy. All right, this is by far the best way to monitor this situation. Like, 100%. Like, there's no better way to monitor a situation than naked in your couch or in your chair, right? Like, after a long day, just monitoring the situation by yourself, watching TV, checking your phone for the group chat text. You know, that's all a man really wants in life.

This and Al Jazeera Arabic.

This and Al Jazeera. That's a great like vibey quote. How I monitor the situation. All right, cool. How are you doing, Jovian? I'm good. Are you— should we get some food?

Where are you feeling?

You feeling a sandwich?

Pretty cool.

Yeah, do you want to eat? Like, maybe talk about the situation or something?

Yes, I want to monitor the situation while eating. That's okay. Eating is a good way to monitor situation with the boys. Eating pizza with the boys.

Ah, sure.

I'm not even kidding. Like, eating pizza with the boys is like—

that's a good— that's, that's prime situation monitoring.

Prime male.

Wait, when you think about it, like The Sopranos, that's all they were doing. Exactly, was monitoring the situations. That they created.

And while eating, hey, we kill Frankie and Gabagool. We eat gabagool and we kill Frankie Lucci. I never watched The Sopranos.

You've never watched The Sopranos?

Yeah, I actually watched one episode, the pilot. It's pretty good, but you know, um, I didn't have the commitment to continue watching.

Yeah, they're long episodes. They feel like, uh, a lot slower these days too, like, because our attention span's shorter.

Like, Breaking Bad is pretty slow. Yeah.

Oh, oh, that's how you monitor the situation. This is some situation monitoring. Oh, that's your Italian.

I'm sorry, uh, I hope it's not— it's not offensive.

No, no, dude, I was so funny. You got off the airport in Newark and you're like, yeah, I'm getting robbed. Yeah. Yeah, Sopranos was not good for like New Jersey's PR, was it? Or it was really good.

I almost get attacked by a pigeon though. True story.

Did you really almost get attacked by a pigeon? Yeah, I thought that was a bit.

No, it's not a bit. I never joke in my life, Jason Levin. Everything I say.

Everything you say is serious. 100%.

100%.

Anyways guys, this has been awesome. It has been a pleasure monitoring the situation with you guys. We're gonna go monitor some more situations, then we're gonna go to a baseball game, go monitor that.

Go Mets!

We don't need to actually play the game to have fun. We could just sit there.

Exactly. That's a modern situation. It's the ultimate human experience.

That's a great thing about being a man, is you could just monitor the situation with your other, other friends, and it's a great day.

Yeah, we can monitor each other's situations, if you know what I mean. Okay, think about it, like sitting in a cup chair is actually monitoring situations. Like, you're really like—

that's a—

wait, wait, that's why I got—

I got— you're right, dude. No, you're 100%. You're 100% right. And Jovian, you said this as a joke, but, uh, now I, I kind of get it. Not gonna lie. Yeah, I kind of get it. They're just trying to monitor situations. All right, like, I don't think it's a sexual thing. Like, they just want to make sure that the situation is okay. You're like, ah, is everything okay? You know, sitting in a—

hey, hey, wrong hole! Something like that. That's my situation.

Yeah, sitting in a cuck chair is really just for monitoring situations. Yes, it's a situation— yeah, yeah, every hotel got the cuck chair for situation monitoring. You're 100% right, Jovian. And I think that every office should also have the cuck chair for situation monitoring. Moderator situation.

I agree, we should have one.

Yeah, dude, we can get a—

can I get like— it's so funny if you get like buy a cock chair and expense it to the company.

It's not a bad idea. That's an expense, Jovi. It's still better than spending money on strippers, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, expense it with Brex. Using Brex to buy a cock chair.

That's true, they did sponsor quite a lot of episodes. That would be a good thing to do. All right, every hotel got that cuck chair for situation monitoring. You're 100% right. Um, men really— it's not a sexual thing, guys. We're just trying to monitor the situation, make sure everything's fine, the same way that boys like to monitor the situation around Iran and, uh, everything there. Like, it's really just about situation monitoring. And, um, I really, uh, I hope that, that, uh, people can have more respect for cucks now, that they understand They understand it's not a sex thing, okay? It's not weird. It's just, uh, trying to be responsible and diligent men that have purpose in life, and they're trying to make sure that everything's safe, everything works right.

Exactly.

Honestly.

And share with the boys.

See, share with the boys. Yeah, it's all about fucking.

It's about sharing with the boys.

100%. 100%. Yeah, I think we should, we should, uh, maybe we should try to normalize fucking. You know, as a situation monitoring thing.

We should have more cuck-related meme templates. Yeah, like kind of psyop.

Cucklord Technologies. All right, if you guys were sitting in your cuck chair last night monitoring this situation, you are one of us.

You know what, you should watch meme streams in your cuck chair.

That's true.

Basically, if you're not On the cuck chair, you cannot watch this.

We're watching you. It's two-way. It's a two-way camera. Thank you, Palantir.

Yeah, thank you, Palantir.

But seriously, guys, um, monitor the situation, uh, don't move from that cuck chair, be safe. All right, all right. Um, wow, I have such new— newfound respect for cucks now. Like, I, I finally get it, man. It's not about sex, it's just making sure that everything's okay. Okay, you know, exactly the same way you want to watch mechanic with your car.

Exactly.

Or watch a baseball game or watch war.

And you're sharing it with the boys.

It's like 100%.

Yeah, you're sharing your wife with the boys.

You're, you're, you're situated, you're just monitoring the situation.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah, that's basically what you said. When you monitoring the situation, you became the situation.

You are the situation. Exactly. Uh, do you think we could sell situation monitoring cockchairs?

Like, depends on material.

There's a market for everything.

Yeah, it has to be leather, I guess.

Yeah, leather. Yeah, you got a leather guy?

I don't have a leather guy. Maybe you should, but it has to be— it has to be leather if you want to be a cock chair. No, no, some of the plastic IKEA bullshit, okay? If your cock chair is a plastic IKEA bullshit, you're not gonna make it.

I agree. I do think, uh, where do you think like all these hotels buy cock chairs from? Is it from like a specific, um, like dealer? Like, do they— do you think they, they purposely do that? Why do they buy so many cup chairs? Why does every hotel have a cup chair?

I think it's just in case, I guess, or situation monitoring. For situ—

oh, right, right, for situation monitoring. What's up, doggy? All right, we got to go monitor the dog situation.

Doggy dog.

I got to take the boy out. Um, hey buddy, come here. You want to say hi to the stream?

Hi. Come in, Rob.

All right, peace, guys. Uh, make sure to, uh, monitor the situation together, uh, in the, in the group, uh, in the group chat. And, uh, we accept pigeons, uh, if you want to send a pigeon with like a bottle, a note, uh, I'll leave you my address. All right, peace.

Peace, addresses.

Later, guys.

All right.