🏝️ LIVE from Memelord Mansion 🏝️ FLORIDA MAN MEMES

What's popping? How's everybody doing? What is going on, fam? Let's see, do we got this, uh, audio working? Testing, testing. We are live streaming right now, meme stream from Florida. We're chilling at Memelord Mansion. Um, all these companies spending crazy amount of money to go on vacation or whatever, man. Let's just say, uh, we're chilling, we're chilling cheap, but we're living large, you know. We got the luxury out here. Um, I'm gonna be making some Florida Man memes. Uh, currently the election is going on in New York, and, um, I did what a good New York Jew does and get the fuck out, man. Uh, so we're chilling in Florida. The next few days. Uh, it's time to make some memes, you know what I'm saying? All right, all right, let's make some Florida Man memes. All right, so want to know how I ended up here? Uh, I will, I will tell you in just a minute. I gotta make some memes real quick. Gotta make some memes. Um, such a good one. Such a good one. It's a little hard to see, not gonna lie, not gonna lie. I would say, is this performative posting? I would say definitely not. Here we go. All right, uh, Florida, man, robots. Oh, Jaws 2.0. Maybe that's Jaws 2.0. All right, anyways, back to the point. How did I get here, guys? All right, it's a secret that I want to tell you. Um, how did I end up here? It's called friends. That's it. All right, all these startups are spending a million dollars to go on vacation. Just went to a family friend's place that, you know, my dad's been friends with for like 30 years. When you actually have real friends, you don't have to spend $30 million on fake AI friends. Crazy, crazy, right? No crazy campaigns. This is, this is a grand. All right, we spent a grand on flights, guys. All right, see, it's called having friends. You should try it. Then you don't have to buy billboards. For fake friends. All right, back to the point. Cooking. All right, um, Memelord will be buying a mansion at some point. It's just a matter of when. Um, oh wait, all right, cool, cool, cool. Memelord, uh, NYC election. Uh, this is me and all my friends right now. Let's make some Florida memes. Should we? Florida, man, that is me right now. Um, I'm testing out the Florida life, you know, gotta test it out, see if I like it. Uh, we gotta vibe, all right? Uh, we're chilling, we're chilling in Meme Lord Mansion. Um, don't worry to my VCs and investors watching this, uh, we only spent a grand on this trip. Um, so don't, don't you worry, man. Don't you worry. Uh, on flights with my CTO, so we've already made a grand back, I could promise you that, from the shit we've been cooking this week. All right, here we go. Let's, um, become Florida, Florida man. Oh, this is actually perfect. All right, we're just making Florida man memes. Guys, should I move to Florida? I might just not leave. I feel like, what if I just don't leave? Pretty simple. All right, let me just quickly export, uh, and this meme is— it really is perfect for Florida because you have like the lowest of the possible low in Florida. And you also have the highest of the possible high. Um, and then all the New Yorkers are like, no, I can't leave New York, it's New York or nowhere, man. Um, yes, exactly, Ray. I'm glad you get it. Shout out Ray in the chat here. Um, we're gonna, we're gonna get Memoid Mansion, man. All right, hear me out, hear me out. A state with no taxes and you get to have guns. It's very like— and great weather. Um, you guys thought I'd be streaming about like politics and stuff, and I, I guess I am. Dude, I'm gonna end up accidentally getting a job from like the Miami government because of this or something. Perfect. Oh wait, all right, state with no taxes, state with— you guys have guns and— perfect, beautiful, beautiful. We're cooking, boys, we're cooking. I don't know how long I'm gonna be able to stream for because I don't exactly have a charger out here. We're, we're here for a good time, not a long time, man. We're here for a good time. Yeah, uh, if anybody here is watching this and wants to clip up our streams, I'm gonna be paying. All right, um, I'm not using any, any middleman software just yet. Just DM me directly. Okay, uh, looking— I'm hiring right now some videographers and, uh, people, people to help, help us blow up streaming. Um, this is a new world for us, for the meme lords. Uh, not really that new, I guess. I've been doing it for a minute now, but What else should we cook? So we just added this shuffle button that I like a lot, and our meme bank is insane. Just the pure incredible amount of memes. All right, let's see. Let's see another shuffle. Wait, wait, wait. All right, I'm just going to keep cooking. I'm probably not leaving New York, just saying. Unless the taxes, uh, wait, wait, middle of nowhere. So accurate, so accurate, man. Like, oh man, I just, I need to become a gigachad that just lives in the middle of nowhere. I feel like that would be the way to be, man. Um, be great. If you're in the— yo, I know some dope clippers. Derek, hit me up, hit me up. Uh, how much for clipping? Whatever, dude, we'll pay CPM. We'll pay the highest CPM, higher than some other fuckers, I can promise you that. Um, enable low battery. Dude, Ray, you are incredible. There's a low battery setting on a MacBook? I thought it was always just at low battery. Um, I don't know, CPM somewhere between probably like a dollar to $3 per clipping. And extra bonuses, um, you know, for, for a million views, uh, we'll, we'll do some bonuses. We'll throw those in, whatever standard is. We got you. Also bass, bass as well, just for clipping. But hit us up, hit me up. I respond to my DMs, so just DM me if you want to work with us, cut up these videos into, uh, into TikToks, Instagrams, whatever. Um, otherwise I'm just gonna hit up some Indian dude on Upwork, to be honest, like Nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying that that's the logical thing. So hit me up if you want to work together. That's all I'm saying. All right, back to Florida Man memes. All right, all right, cool. Wait, wait, I gotta go in. I gotta go. There we go, beautiful. All right, I think— am I gonna be allowed back in New York? That's the question. That is the real question. Also, there's probably a hit piece coming out about me again soon, just saying. Um, so if you're watching this, get ready for some hit pieces. I haven't told my team yet. What's up, guys? If you guys are watching this, meme team, uh, watch out, we're about to see a spike in traffic. Thank you, journalists. We love you, we love you, even though you don't like us very much. We still love you. We only have love in our hearts, man, because memes are love, you know. Um, all right, hell yeah, Derek. Maybe we'll actually be able to hang in person this time. We tried hanging in SF when I was raising and I ended up just way too stressed because raising money is really stressful. If anybody here has done it, it's extremely stressful. And we ended up missing each other and I was sad. So we got, we got a link. We got a link. All right, what should we do? Oh, this one's good. This one's good. Damn, that's a fat meme. That's a really big meme. There's no reason that meme needs to be that big. All right, we chilling at Mean Lord Mansion, man. All right, see, this is, this is how you get people out to vote. You say they're coming for your bagel shops, man. First they came for the bagel shops. Oh wait, wait. First they came for the Italian delis and I said nothing. Then they came to the bagel shops. There's nobody left to say anything. All right, um, if you are living in New York and you're thinking about moving to Florida, DM me. Maybe we'll go in on a little place or something. I'm testing it out. Um, I'm really not excited about paying 50% of my tax to the government personally. Um, not a fan of that. Uh, oh my God, it's so scary, man. Uh, I also like not a fan of having my apartment turned into a state-run grocery store. I really just don't think I would do well with that. Really, it's like the introversion thing. Like, I, I can already— it's already hard living with another person. So like having people come through all the time for like groceries would be tough, man. I don't know. I don't know if I can handle that. But, um, yeah, well, I guess we'll see. We'll see, man. We'll see. It's hard to be like seriously, uh, upset right now because I'm in Florida enjoying myself. Wait, should I make a meta meme right now? Let me take a screenshot of this. Oh no, he didn't just drop that reference. Damn right I did. Also, if you see I'm like looking down, it's because I'm testing out using my phone as like— whoa, see, now I'm passing. I'm past the laptop. Whoa, this is cool. Whoa. All right, cool, cool, cool. Um, I'm gonna make a meme about myself being Florida Man, uh, because it is a good life, man. I— so I'm trying to convince my wife and I— or my wife, we, we're thinking about moving down here. It's just hard because like The network in New York is crazy. And so you just like walk outside and yes, you spend money in New York. Yes, you spend money in New York easily, but you also just make money in New York by going outside. Like, that's the thing that nobody talks about. It's like New York, yes, it's very expensive to live and you lose money really quickly, um, but you also make money just by going outside. Like, yes, you spend $42 to just have coffee, but like, it's a lot easier to make money. Um, all right, wait, wait. All right, if you guys want to be me for Halloween, go for it. Um, go for it, man, because I think there's a lot more Florida men out here than we realize, you know. Not good. Um, see, a subscription to mememart.com. No, I think this is This is good. All right, I'm enjoying Florida man mode. That's also the part about leaving New York that scares me is I love chaos. Um, sent 420. Florida considering dropping property tax. Dude, it's because Suarez, the, the Miami guy, like, and DeSantis are both based and they're both capitalists. And so when you have based capitalists, you're gonna get smart people moving there. Um, I have a lot of our investors are in Miami, and I probably should jump in soon. I'm probably gonna visit them very soon. Um, but yeah, all right, back to Memelord. Thank you for the— um, memelord.com is $42 a month. $42.0, $420. Yes. Perfect. And it's a free trial. Why do we charge money for a memes helper? Because you should be making money with your memes. That is why you should be making money with it. And so if you're not making money with it, then don't sign up. Or if you're not— if you don't see yourself investing and making money, then don't sign up. It's, it's that simple. Like, I have no problem with it. That's why we don't offer a free trial. Like, it's that simple. Like, the brands that are using us are making way more than $42, to the point that our investors are actually pissed at us that we're charging that low. So like, people who say you're cheap, um, there are other people saying it's too low. So it's— or people saying it's too expensive, there are other people saying it's too low. Can't please everybody, man. Can't please everybody. All right, back to it, back to it, guys. Back to it, back to the— back to Florida Man meme mode. All right, I'm really feeling this one. I really— dude, like, I feel like a lot of people in Silicon Valley they live in shitty places, SF, New York, to get rich and move to the middle of nowhere, Montana, Wyoming, um, oh, Park City. And there's part of me that's like, let's just skip that step. Like, why do you have to be a billionaire to get out of the major city? Like, why not just go to the middle of nowhere? Like, somebody I really respect right now and have always respected, Jack Dorsey, like, his current bio is no state is the best state, right? If you are a high-agency motherfucker and you are in startups, Silicon Valley, uh, whatever, maybe, maybe it's not that, real estate, it doesn't matter, um, then a state usually just detracts from you, um, the extra paperwork, the extra money. And so, you know, you have people like Dorsey saying no state is the best state because why does Jack Dorsey need a state, right? He built Twitter, which is much larger than any state. You You have one of our investors, Balaji Srinivasan, right? The Network State Conference. He is helping people build new countries, right? The ultimate sovereign individual does not need a state. Um, back to Florida Man memes. All right, all right, sorry, we're fixing this. Uh, the ultimate sovereign individual does not need a state, but if you're going to choose a state It's not New York anymore, man. Um, we're just sad because like New York used to be like the pinnacle of high agency. When you think about it, it's like you dream of moving to New York, man. Like you dream of it, and like that's a high agency place. Like my neighbor is literally the star of SNL in New York, right? And like, like my, my literal neighbor next door, like I met him, I'm like, oh, what do you do? It's like, I'm an actor. I was like, oh, you've been in anything good? He's like, SNL. It's like That's my neighbor, right? I don't, you know, like, that's hard to leave, right? Because that's New York. But then you realize, hey, the internet, there's people all over. I could do this from anywhere and make money from wherever, right? And then you add in an insane potential mayor, a commie, uh, as a mayor. And, uh, you know, I was listening to a great podcast yesterday, um, talking about like why are there so many boats coming in from Cuba to Florida. Boats are not coming from Florida to Cuba. Like, it's not the other way around, man. Um, people leave communism, and the only people that are for communism are the ones who've never experienced it or just like have never read a history book since like second grade. Um, so that is why the boats leave back to Florida, man, because the boats are gonna be leaving from New York. They already are. The real estate prices Crazy, crazy. All right, all right, I'm in a yappy mood today, guys. I mean, I drink a lot of Cuban espresso. Like I was saying, the Cubans all come up, they bring their coffee. It's fantastic, it's great, it's great, it's great. All right, wait, I got, I got a good one. Uh, um, All right, don't worry, I haven't actually moved to Florida, guys. Um, but goddamn, am I thinking about it. My wife Erica, who you guys probably see on Twitter a lot, um, we talk about it every day. I think probably every day, to the point where it's like annoying. Uh, like, not because of her or anything, just like We just talk about it all the time, and it's becoming more and more scary, as we'll see with the election and what happens, guys. Oh, let's toss a white background. So this is a cool new feature we did where it's a nice little export. Makes it a lot easier for y'all. If you're not on Memelord, I don't know what to tell you, man. I keep saying it again and again, man. I said I wrote the book Memes Make Millions. I said memes make millions. Then I raised $3 million. I keep telling you. Like, if you, you know, I keep just saying stuff and then doing it. And I think that's what surprises people, is because most people don't follow up with what they actually say they're going to do. And I just say things that sound crazy to everybody else except for like 3 people, and then like 2 years later I do it, and people are very confused by that. I'm like, I just did the thing that I said I was gonna do. That's it. It's very simple. Very simple. Just do the thing that you said you were gonna do and you stand out. Because most people don't. Anyways, enough yak to memes. Back to the important hard work here, guys. What should we do? All right, you guys know this meme. So we have this cool feature where you can see examples and it's supposed to show you the account that you're based in. I edited it to say Nikita was based in India, and so I'm going to make one real quick for myself. Of based in Florida. Um, I am, I am just, I'm trying. I don't know, I don't know if I like it yet, uh, but, but, but we'll figure it out, you know. Um, honestly, a lot of things scare me about Florida, and, uh, but the only thing that means like, how do you mean? Now, like, I, I just fucking, I love living, uh, near people, you know. It's just walk outside and you meet people. Is this— is it happening? Uh, I might have to move to Florida. I, I don't know. Oh wait, wait, I think I joined 2012. I don't know, dude. Somebody asked me— all right, some real wisdom for y'all real quick, some, some real Twitter wisdom. I'm not the greatest at Twitter. I'm good. I've been doing it for a long time, since like 2012, 2013. Somebody asked me the other day, hey, do you have any advice for growing your following? And I looked at their account and it said joined October 25th. Uh, that was 4 days, 4 days ago. Yeah, I was like, dude, You just started. What advice could I give you? Just keep going. Just keep going. Like, I've been doing this tweeting for 10, 12 years. It only started changing my life like 8 years in, 9 years in. Before, I was just tweeting at rappers that I like, tweeting with my friends and shit. And like, you're less than a month in and you're DMing people asking for advice, which I respect. But it's like, bro, like, you're not gonna win if you don't love it. A, and B, like, you're just too early to even think about it. Um, I mean, I don't know, maybe that's, maybe that's bad. Josh, where in Florida are you? I see, uh, I just saw your comment. Where, where should I go? Um, I'm not revealing my exact location for OPSEC reasons, um, right now, but let's just say I'm considering, considering. Testing the waters. I'm testing the waters. Exactly. All right, Florida, come to the sunny side. Are you only allowed to eat sunny side eggs in Florida? Because that's what I had this morning. All right, battery's at 13%. I'm going on a boat in like an hour anyways, so it works out. It works out, guys. All right, back, back to it, guys. Back to it. Um, it's meme time, baby. Meme time. Oh, nice. You could literally just turn yourself into a meme, guys. Crazy. All right, so you guys see this right here? That would be me, right? And so part of the reason for building Memelord was, can I turn myself into a meme, right? And not just me, but anybody who signs up and potentially pays, right? We have record labels using us. I just tweeted about this a few minutes ago. Record label wants to turn themselves into a meme. Who do they call? Call Memelord, baby. And then we go alert our users, go tell them to post about it. All right, anyways, oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, all right, wait, wait, all right. So I have a thesis that I talk a lot about with one of my angel investors. If you're listening to this, shout out you know who you are. So I have this thesis that most startups have a worse chance of succeeding than a VC-backed pirate expedition. And I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious. I kind of just want to raise a milli to like go search for buried treasure, and then the investors go get the money back, right? They get a percentage. This sounds crazy, like, right? It sounds crazy, but that's literally what they did in the 1700s and 1600s. And we just stopped. And yeah, sure, you could say all the treasure has been found, but I don't think it's that. I think it's the woke mind virus. No, I'm just playing, I'm just playing. Um, all right, so most people go to Florida, they have bad health. I'm like, there's, there's got to be buried treasure here somewhere. I am looking out at this giant water. There's a, there's a yacht in front of me, or a big boat, something. I don't really know. I said a yacht. I think I read that in a book one time. Um, anyway, so I, I'm raising money right now for a pirate expedition. We're gonna go search, we're gonna find the buried treasure, we're gonna find it somewhere, okay? Um, I genuinely think that it would have a better chance of succeeding than most AI startups in today's economy. Like, if you're working on a AI note-taker, or maybe like, I don't know, some agentic sales workflows. Like, bro, that ain't happening like once AGI happens, you know? Like ChatGPT, that's just ChatGPT, right? But wanna know what is happening when AGI happens? More time to search for buried treasure. That's all I'm saying. All right, um, is Memelord pivoting to a treasure hunting company? No, not right now, but, uh, if we escape the permanent underclass, potentially, you know. East Coast, Cocoa Beach. All right, I do the beaches here. It's so nice, man. So I'm from like Philly area originally, and so we have two options for beaches. You have Jersey Shore, which is as crappy as the show says it is, or you have Delaware. Which is really quiet. I've always preferred that, but like the beaches here are just so much nicer. Like, yeah, the camera. All right, so we are making memes right now from beautiful view out here. Um, I'm just vibing. I'm, I'm seriously vibing. We got, we got the same Nikes on the feet, man. We're just hanging. Um, all right, we got the view, I got the tripod, we're going full selfie stick mode. Guys. Um, life's good, life's good. All right, we're on Florida Man mode. Um, oh, I need some Jimmy Buffett in my life, man. That's what I need, that's what I need. Wait, wait, should we do a Dua Lipa meme? All right. All right, all right. Uh, wait, wait, wait, you said, uh, you're moving to Florida if Zeron wins? That— you guys ever hear that Jack Harlow song called Dua Lipa? It's the catchiest song ever. Um, oh boy, I'm getting a call right now. Is that going to destroy the stream? Hopefully not. I've never used an iPhone as, um, camera before. Um, you ever hear that song Dua Lipa by Jack Harlow? It's so good. It's like, Dua Lipa, I wanna do more with her than Dua Puja. So catchy. Like, how did he come up with that? So good. He's so good. So good. If you don't like Jack Harlow, I don't even know what to say. I don't even know what to say. Oh wait, we should try some AI. Wait, wait. All right, switch, switch the hills for a beach with palm trees. All right, let's see what it comes up with. All right. All right, there we go, there we go. All right, watch this and see. This is why we did the infinite canvas, is now you can just take this. There we go. Life after I see why my ancestors did it. They, um, I don't know if you guys know much about Jewish culture, um, but Florida is basically our second Israel. We all flock from New York, usually around the age of 16. When you retire. Just go from New York straight to Florida like some birds, man. Straight up like some birds. And all my grandparents did it. They all lived down here. My wife's grandparents. That's why we had our wedding in Florida. And Zoran and the communist rule are accelerating the timelines. You guys are thinking about AGI timelines. The average Jew in New York right now is thinking about Florida timelines more than AGI timelines. We're all like, oh man, I was going to do it when I'm 60. Now I got to do it when I'm 20. Like, all right, I mean, I guess why not if it, uh, you know, we're just— let's just go a little early, you know, why not, why not, let's get some guns, let's go early, it's all good. Um, you know, it's, it's, uh, it's an easy life. All right, we got like almost 1,000 people tuning in right now between our two accounts that I'm streaming from. Um, also, all right, I'm gonna drop a link, uh, I'm trying to build my Twitch. I've never watched, uh, I'm trying to try Twitch. I should probably sign into Twitch. That would probably be a good idea. If anybody here knows about Twitch, I'm serious, like, we are trying to invest more in streaming, uh, looking for, you know, freelancer or something to help us and growing it. I'm gonna drop the link here, uh, follow on Twitch and I will love you forever. Um, I'm trying out this Twitch thing, guys. Um, you know, we've got, we've got almost 1,000 people here on Twitter and I think, uh, there's, there's a chance to build something really cool here. Um, you know, there's, there's— we're gonna have a lot of fun. Um, All right, I need to go to a boat soon, but like somebody said, Florida better prepare for the migration caravan. For real, for real. Um, nice, nice. I love these memes, man. I'm having a good time. Uh, I'm gonna get deep for a second, guys. I'm gonna get deep. If you can make yourself laugh, that's all you need, man. That's all you need. Don't worry about Really liked your content. I'm having a good time. I'm happy. Yeah, I'm making myself laugh. You know, just make yourself laugh. Yeah, you can do it. You can do it, guys. You can do it. Just embrace your being silly, you know. All right, back to memes. Fuck seriousness. Oh, that's a good one. Wait, wait. Oh, I got an idea, I got an idea, I got an idea. All right, wait, wait, wait. You guys, you guys are really seeing me just go full Florida, man. Like, really, really just, uh, Florida. Um, all right, uh, guns. Okay, there are some bad things about Florida, like bad healthcare. Everybody knows that. Um, weird abortion laws, I will admit. That's, that's probably not good for, for women. Exactly. At least the average, the average woman. Um, maybe if you're, if you're very proud, you know, which I respect, I respect, I respect it. But, um, I know a lot of, a lot of New York women don't, don't want to move to New York, but there's buried treasure here, guys. Back to the point. All right, you know, the, the abortion laws, the bad healthcare, um, you know, terrible education system But like, there's buried treasure here and I know it, I know it, I know it, guys, I know it. Um, oh, that's nice, that's real nice. That should be on a poster. You know what, be on a poster. I like it, I like it. All right, what's the battery at? We're at 5%. All right, I think that's gonna be the last meme for today. Um, I'm enjoying this, guys. And if you are, um, like I said, if you follow me on Twitch, um, there's a good chance I'll love you forever. Uh, it's not guaranteed. Nothing in life is guaranteed, man. But I'm giving it a try, giving love a try. Uh, damn, I don't want to leave. I've got 1,000 people here. Is there an outlet here? Is there an outlet? It's crazy. Um, So going out into the great unknown, guys. We're going, we're going out. It's the great unknown of potential Florida. Um, let's see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see how we like it. Um, all right, on that note, I'm going to peace out. I'm doing a lot more streams, uh, when I charge my battery and don't be an idiot. But it's all good, I'll always be an idiot. Sincerely yours, I'm your idiot. The internet's idiot. I like that, I like that. I'm gonna use that for something.