MEME STREAM WITH MY VP OF MEMES

Uh, Jobian has been in America for 24 hours.

It's 24 hours in America.

He's already got the hat. He's, uh, shot a few people.

Best country in the world. Go with the brave, fly out the freak. I've already shot like 2 people.

2 people? Yeah, yeah. I mean, that is the only way that you know you're in America is if you shoot people. You gotta, you gotta test it out, test the laws.

Oh, memers, you need this.

All right, let's make sure we got the chat going. Uh, we're gonna make some memes. Uh, that is kind of what the meme stream is for, obviously. Uh, and, uh, you ready for this shit?

I am born ready, fella. I should stop this. Oh dude, I can't keep it.

All right, I feel like, uh, maybe face swap myself on there. Should we start there? What are you thinking? Where should we start on I think we should do this pretty good. Oh, wait, wait. Here we go. Here we go.

Ah, this is very New York. New York in 2245.

Startups, meme, meme lords when they survive.

Meme lords when they survive the apocalypse.

AGI because being funny is the last frontier. This is deep, bro.

Yeah, this is so deep, bro.

This is deep, bro.

I don't know, I kind of like this.

Uh, probably, probably is. Elon made our software, actually. It wasn't even me. Um, all right, all right, good, good, good. This is, this is, this is it. All right, meme lords when they survive AGI. Nah, let's, uh, we get— we gotta, we gotta— we could shorten this.

Meme lords.

Uh, meme team.

Meme team after they survive the AI apocalypse.

I think just average meme team. Average meme team when they survive apocalypse because they're fun.

Calling everyone to come make memes with me.

Nice. We've got how many millions on Twitch right now?

We have 35 million.

35 million.

That's insane. That's insane.

I feel like memes, making memes requires a little warm-up period, you know?

That's true. So what do you usually do for warm-ups?

Uh, it's called gooning, my friend. You know, the olfactory period. Um, all right, what should we do with this one? Uh, this conversation. Oh, I love this one. Uh, all right.

Yeah, this is really good. Uh, flexible meme for you memers out there. This is very flexible. All you need to come up is just A line, basically. It's a one-liner.

All you need is one line. Yeah, these ChatGPT ones are super simple. So, um, let's see. I drank 3 Celsius today. Yeah, I feel like that's it, dude. It's like, Celsius is so dangerous. If you drink 3 of these, you should be reported by the law. Like, you're definitely—

this is my very first Celsius can, dude, my entire life.

You should be drinking Fahrenheit. We're in America, man. This is You are not doing the American thing right if you're drinking Celsius. You're fucking up, bro.

So does Fahrenheit sleep around there?

Oh yeah, I'll get the Fahrenheit. Uh, somebody said, what's happening? What's happening is Jovian is in America for the next 2 weeks. Uh, we are gonna be, uh, hosting an event on Thursday. Uh, what else are we doing? We're going to Colorado.

We're going to shoot.

Yeah, we're going shooting. We're making memes. Um, that's really it. We're filming, we're filming a bunch of episodes, a bunch of skits.

So make sure to follow Jason Levin on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, and join the 15 million people on Twitch, or on Twitch, maybe just 15. Just follow us, man.

Christian says, what's up? Uh, what's happening?

What's up, Christian?

Jovian is here. Um, yeah, you can respond in there too.

We have Lucas and Christian. This is a very Christian chat room, by the way.

I love it.

I love it.

Nice. All right. I love these ChatGPT ones. All right, let's talk about ChatGPT. What other ones we got? Oh, use more intelligence. Dude, there's so many good ChatGPT ones.

Do you think— okay, what do we want to get? Can I get a raise?

No. Can I get a raise?

ASK AI.

ASK AI. Can I get a raise? You can't. Dude, can you have my ChatGPT talk to your ChatGPT and I'll get back to you. I love this.

O3. What's up, Jimothy? Oh, Jimothy, give me a shout out. Your boy Jimothy.

Jimothy Chalamet.

Jimothy Chalamet. Yeah, we met Timothée Chalamet.

We did meet Timothée Chalamet.

We're not lying. We went to Central Park just now. We saw Timothée Chalamet.

Yeah, yeah.

Right?

I've, I'm convincing Jovian Jovian is from Taiwan, so I'm convincing him that every quirked up white boy in America is Timothée Chalamet. So I just point every 5 minutes in Central Park, yo, that's Timothée.

We saw Timothée Chalamet.

Yeah, we saw Kim Kardashian. Every girl.

We saw Mark Wahlberg beating up someone.

No, that was just a cop, Jovian. Every girl with like lip filler, oh, that's Kim Kardashian.

So, yeah, Kim, I love your tape.

Yeah. So Jovian's having a good time in America. He's seen more celebrities than the average. I also taught Jovian about land acknowledgement. Central Park is the home of the Lehman Brothers.

Yeah, I learned a lot about the Native Americans. Yeah. Goldman Sachs. JP Morgan.

Yeah, Lehman Brothers.

Johnny Carson.

Can't forget the— yeah, Johnny Carson. Johnny Carson National Park. Exactly.

Johnny Carson, that's over. And, uh, Post Malone.

This is Native American, right? Native American. Post Malone does sound kind of Native American when you think about it.

Exactly.

And the tattoos are kind of Native.

That's exactly what I'm thinking. And the hairstyle too.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, I think Elizabeth Warren.

Oh, Elizabeth Warren. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I would love to introduce you to Elizabeth Warren. That would be fantastic. Um, all right. Let's, let's get back to memeing.

Um, we have 103 people on Twitter.

You jobless bastards. Yeah, if you're watching us make memes, you should be making memes.

Uh, me after, uh, throwing stones to minorities in Central Park.

Uh, me after, uh, this is in New York, right? Yeah, yeah, that's in Brooklyn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's in— it's like some penthouse in Brooklyn or something.

Me after, uh, this actually Shane's house.

Yeah, no, I mean, that is very close to actually right.

Shout out Shane!

Shout out Shane! We'll see you soon.

We'll see you soon.

Um, all right, what are we thinking? What are we thinking? Uh, me after, uh, learning, uh, how to shoot guns in America.

Yeah.

Um, is this your trip? This is your trip. Uh, so, so far Jovian has shot what, a rifle?

Yeah, I shot an AR-15.

You should— dude, that's minority violence, bro.

That's just—

that's America.

This is equity.

This is America. This is America. Yo, yeah, I do think, um, in America, if you aren't shooting guns at each other, you're, you're probably just not doing it right, you know?

So in New York— this is a serious question, but yeah, so in New York, you can't—

no, no, New York City, you cannot have a gun. It's like very hard. Like, even like Trump and like politicians and, and very, very successful billionaires, like, you have to fight to get a gun really hard.

You could still get one, but yeah, but it can have like a battle axe.

You could have a battle axe, probably. Yeah, no, no nunchucks though. Um, oh, actually, real talk, uh, because of your Asian descent, I want to talk about this, is, uh, you didn't bring any ninja stars, right? Because those are actually illegal. That's a real fact. It is illegal to have ninja stars in America or in New York City. I can show you that. I'm serious. You didn't bring any, right?

I can't tell you.

Okay.

All right. You'll know later after when we got sushi.

Okay. All right. Yeah, we're going to eat sushi. Omakase sushi cut up with ninja stars, right?

Exactly. That's exactly how they do it.

That's how we do it. Convince Amanda. Amanda, meme stream ASAP. Uh, Piet said that shirt, dude. The shirt is— the shirt is— yeah, baby, New York fucking City. All right, um, all right, let's do this, guys. You can literally just meet your Twitter friends, work with them, and then fly them out to New York. You could just do things, guys. See, my hat says it.

Oh yeah, that's a really good hat.

It's a good hat. Shout out, uh, shout out Chris who made that hat. Um, but real talk, all right, let's get back to memeing and scheming. We need— we need to— we need to focus. This is, uh, basically like, it's really weird. Like, I've tried expressing this before, but just like as a Jewish, uh, you know, teenage boy, like, we grew up loving Kanye, right? Like, he really did isolate— like, his core audience is like 25-year-old, like, quirked up Jewish white boys like me. Like, besides the Black audience, which, like, you know, they love him as well, uh, demographically speaking. The Jewish boys are like number one, and he just totally isolated that. And, you know, he probably saw his funds drop a little bit, and that's why he's apologizing about the antisemitism thing.

You know, I think about J. Cole.

I love J. Cole, dude. I've seen J. Cole. J. Cole is great, man. I love J. Cole. But yeah, I really do think, yeah, he probably not a good financial decision to like, you know, go antisemitic. Generally speaking, it never really works out.

Yeah, exactly. From a just, just purely financially speaking, who are the rappers that is really good at memes?

At memes? Um, well, he's not exactly a rapper, but BB No Money. Oh, Tyler Creator is definitely absolute meme lord for sure.

He is a meme template.

Yes. Wait, wait, I got this. Kanye is no longer anti-Semitic. Fucking retard.

He's such a retard, man.

He like, what's crazy is like he changes his mind. Like at least like, I'm not saying it's a good thing, but at least Hitler didn't like change his mind, you know? Like Kanye is like, ah, he is, then he isn't. Like at least stick to something, you know? I could respect him if he had balls.

Just fucking be consistent, man.

Be consistent. You know, like when did I ever say, you know, memes don't make millions? I've never once said that, you know?

Because I stick to it.

I stick to my shtick, you know. It's okay to have a shtick, at least stick to it, you know. Um, that's all I'm saying here. That's all I'm saying.

Exactly. Um, if you're consistent, then you'll build a following. It's probably not good in Kanye's—

yeah, I mean, Kanye's— Kanye could have— yeah, he, he didn't have to like change, change sides. I mean, uh, I guess quirky white Jewish boys like me.

Um, shout out Lil Dicky.

Yeah, shout out Lil Dicky from, from right near where I live.

Um, is it?

Yeah, yeah, he's from like a half hour from my hometown in Philly. Oh yeah, my friend. Uh, yeah, yeah, he's just chilling, dude. LD, bro. LD. All right, all right, what are we doing? What are we doing? Oh, that's what Palantir does. That's insane. That's crazy. All right.

Get a job. Get a job.

All right, guys, if you are watching this, get a job.

Get a job.

No, we're just playing. But that damn— there we go. That's what Palantir does. Palantir is better than sex.

Shout out Palantir.

I might be an activist investor, I'm realizing.

If I can, I will fuck a Palantir. I don't care.

You'd fuck a Palantir?

I'll fuck a Palantir.

Jovian, Jovian, uh, the request is put on the record.

I will fuck a Palantir.

I mean, I don't know if you can, you know, like, I don't know if you can fuck a Palantir.

Oops, the FBI just called.

Sorry, you do know what Palantir does, right?

I can't tell you.

Yeah, you can't tell. Yeah, yeah. Uh, Jason Levin, you want to make some memes?

No, no, this way. I'll let you— okay, just pick a template and then I'll let you, um, all right, just pick a template and I'll put it verbally. How to make it—

how to make a person happy? Buy them Palantir stock. Seriously, uh, my PLTR, bro. Up. I have no idea what they do, but my Palantir stock is flying, bro. I've had it for months. Wanna know a fun fact? So I got Palantir stock like a year ago or whatever, and then I was with my, uh, my, my parents, and I told them about Palantir, right? I told them I have no idea what they do, but Peter Thiel is basically controlling the White House, so you should buy it. And a few weeks ago, they thanked me very much for that.

So, so they're retired now?

I mean, not retired, but like they're doing good, you know? They were pretty grateful. And I was like, I have no idea what they do, but like the number goes up. Always remember that, people. In capitalism and business, when it comes to, you know, the clit, you don't have to know what it does. You just have to know the outcome of the situation, which is more money.

Exactly.

Thank you, Jovian.

This is why I work with Americans.

Yeah, yeah, we have no idea how business works. We just know number goes up.

Welcome to America. Um, let me, let me, let me pick some newer templates.

All right, you want to, you want to jump in? I know, I just love this one. It's a good time.

What's the latest one we got?

All right, latest one, let's go, let's go. All right, it's, uh, this, this Taylor Swift one. All right.

Oh, this is Taylor. Oh, it is Taylor Swift.

Yeah, yeah. All right, um, what are we thinking? Oh, I like this one.

This is really good. All right, I really love this one. It's not even in terms of meme, this like aesthetically is really good.

I'm thinking this is one of those where you throw like the white with white font with the TikTok font, the Proxima Nova. Interesting.

That is good.

You know, it doesn't work with everyone, but it definitely works with this. It's like founding engineer. I don't know what's going on with everything like about being a founding engineer on Twitter right now. There's like a big thing, but like this is, you know, founding engineers deserve this.

Khan said, let's put Joe and Ben on the keyboard, sling them in.

Founding engineers.

No. No, I didn't say no, dude. Really? Because like, it's just too hard to move here.

Yeah, yeah, it's kind of—

but I will, I, I will dictate a meme.

You will dictate it? Okay, you're gonna go Kim Jong-un on this meme, bro. The Kim Jong-un of memes. I kind of, I kind of like that. Um, all right, I like this. Uh, uh, what are we thinking? Uh, I feel like, dude, I wish cigarettes had caffeine. You know, I would smoke so many cigarettes if they had caffeine.

Like Celsius. Oh, you mean no nicotine?

Yeah, no nicotine, just caffeine. Like a Celsius cigarette would go so hard.

That makes sense. I thought you were— I hope it's cigarette and caffeine. It's like heart attack. Okay. Yeah. This is the current founder's email.

Oh, we saw it. We saw it.

Chamath after being ignored for— Chamath, Jason Calacanis, after tweeting about Uber.

Um, when you invest in, uh, that's exactly it. We have no idea. That's why that'll never be us, man. Yeah, it's okay. It's all right. It's all good. It's all good. We'll smoke our Celsius cigarettes somewhere else. All right. We need a better caption here. Any suggestions from the audience out here?

Yeah. Khan, if you have any suggestions, let me know. Or who else? We have like 354 people and 500,000 on Twitch. Yeah. 500,000 on Twitch. That's fun. The whole Pennsylvania is on Twitch right now.

Dude, I love Pennsylvania. All right.

This is like stupid name, honestly.

Yeah, it's kind of a stupid name, but it doesn't really matter. It's the greatest state. Uh, first— oh, there we go. Oh, nice. Yo, that's perfect. Uh, Michael said, when a girl finally likes your joke on Twitter and you go to her page and she's a bot. This is like a very real thing. Wait, I love this.

It happens, dude.

This happens all the time. I think that there's like some beautiful girl that likes my tweet and she's actually—

ah, so you mean you— if it's beautiful, you click on the profile? Is that what you're saying?

I mean, I'm saying— you think higher?

Yeah.

I'm saying that I'm curious, you know, that I thought I knew all the beautiful girls and apparently I didn't.

You think you know all the beautiful girls?

Because she's a bot. She's a bot. Raffaella likes your joke on Twitter. All right, wait, wait, we spelled that wrong, but it's okay.

It's okay. Nobody cares about how—

I feel like the lion does not concern themselves themselves with cigarettes.

The line.

The line does not concern, uh, drunks. Do drunk cigs count? There we go.

I think, ah, that's true. That's really good.

I think, I think that's it.

I think me after like 2 beers, that's probably good.

I think, I think this, this is it. Um, drunk cigs don't count. Exactly. Al Pacino says it. If Al Pacino says it, uh, guys, always remember you should listen to people on the internet and celebrities. They never lie.

Shout out Al Pacino.

Shout out Al Pacino.

He was once in—

Mel Gibson, the anti-Semitic one?

I hate Mel Gibson. University, I was like, had like Al Pacino marathon. It's pretty good.

You had an Al Pacino marathon?

Yeah, like the whole movie.

Dude, you are American. Like deep down, you're just American. You're more American than me. I mean, you're wearing a New York fucking City shirt, dude.

New York!

New York! Meat Lord nerds. Uh, nice, nice, nice.

Who dat?

Who's, who that, who that, uh, office.

Electronics.

All right. Love it. All right. Well, what are we thinking? What are we thinking? Maybe some classic meme templates.

Okay.

Let's, let's go to the classics over here. Check these bad boys out. Um, okay.

I'm talking about real talk about classic memes. I think people are sometimes people are still underutilizing classic memes, especially for your brand company.

Yeah.

Well. I think there's— they're just like want to, you know, just want to get the latest meme, which is great, but sometimes some classic memes are the best.

All right, so here, here's, here's my belief on this. Okay, um, that you have to use the meme template that fits your— what you're trying to convey best.

Sure.

And, and sometimes even— I am the meme lord, right? We built a meme company, a multi-million dollar meme company. But sometimes a meme is not the best format to convey what you're trying to convey.

I know what you mean.

Yeah, sometimes you need to write a post, sometimes you need to make a video. You express yourself in whatever form works best. Memes are sometimes the best format.

The thing with memes, like, just to add to yourself, when, when let's say you have a product launch or something, you have to write a longer post, you can always— okay, when you write an article, there, there are parts of me where you want to put image. Yeah, sometimes just because, you know, to make it look better aesthetically and visually. That's where you can put memes in the middle and kind of like emphasize your serious point. So it always works. Memes are like beer.

And what's so cool about the classic meme templates too is you can constantly update them and try new things, you know? Like in the last meme stream, you remember when I, uh, I edited out the space people or edited out the astronauts? It's like You could update the templates and build your own rules. When you know the rules of memeing, you can break the rules, you know?

Exactly.

Um, there's a meme for every conversation but not every sentence. Khan, I didn't know you were that deep, bro. I like that.

Jesus.

I know, dude. Dude's been doing way too much shrooms.

Um, get a job, Khan. He has a job. Oh yes, this is a day job.

He has a job. Um, All right, all right. Uh, there's a meme, person who thinks all the time. Uh, very accurate, very accurate. All right, yeah, I mean, like, even dude, the bell curve meme, like, is such a classic. Like, yeah, that will never go out of style. There are some memes that will just never go out, you know. All right, what are we thinking here? Um, I've got to go on, I've got to go on. Um, Celsius.

Yeah, Celsius. Just drink Celsius.

No, I'm thinking, uh, we gotta talk about the temperature because it's so stupid. Why is it called Celsius? This is America.

You're the only country that does that. Okay, okay, real talk. I'm thinking about this. I think the argument is that Fahrenheit is more, um, intuitive. For daily temperature, like, you know what 100 Fahrenheit, 100 degrees is?

Yeah, yeah.

But why Celsius? Like 30 degrees or like 35 degrees?

No, it's Celsius and the metric system, blah blah blah blah blah blah. It's why, why'd America go rename everything? Because you could just rename things, guys. If you don't like the name of something, just rename it. You ever get a puppy and you don't like the name? You could rename it. You ever get a girlfriend, you just call her something else. You call her a different name.

Exactly. Call her by your ex's name. Exactly.

That works every time, Jovian. That definitely, that works. That's especially in bed. Call her by your ex's name or your sister's name if you really just, you know, want to embrace America and embrace the ethos of West Virginia. You know, uh, Trivian, should we go to West Virginia? I would love to show you West Virginia.

So do you know in the song The Country Road, he's not talking about West Virginia? What do you mean? He's talking about the western part of Virginia.

How do you know that? Why do you know that and I don't know that?

I, um, my mom used to sleep with John Denver. I'm just kidding. That's why I'm half white.

Um, How do you, how do you know so much about memes and American memes?

I think honestly, very honest questions, Brendan.

Yeah, every Reddit. Yeah, Reddit, not Twitter.

Uh, no, interesting.

Company idea, drop everything. Dude, that's literally what we're doing. Uh, Jack, look up from I Am Jason Levin Fahrenheit, or maybe, maybe I'll look it up because, uh, Fahrenheit Celsius only have one product so far, right? Or am I Uh, that's all I know of. I mean, we are rebuilding Celsius here, guys. All right, we're gonna make Fahrenheit, uh, you guys don't know this, but there's about to be some big news on the Celsius front. Uh, that's all I'm saying.

Yeah.

Um, here, let me, let me show, let me show you what you guys talking about.

Okay.

All right, idea: Celsius for Americans, we call it Fahrenheit. That's the entire idea. We're gonna be so rich, Jovian. Yeah, dude, all you have to do is just rename things. That's, uh, so I'm saying, all right, all right, what are we thinking?

How many people? Okay, okay, classics. Do people still use Drake?

I think, nah, I mean, Drake's kind of— oh, see, this is a classic, but it's also a great meme. I love this meme. It's like, this is literally me, is like, why is it called Celsius even though you're And then it's just like, oh, I'm gonna go get my label maker and call it Fahrenheit now.

I'm calling it Fahrenheit.

Dude, it's Celsius, bro. You wouldn't be burping like that if you drank Fahrenheit. You know, that's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying, man.

Oh, that's a good burp.

It's a good burp. That's an American burp right there. Do they not burp as hard in Taiwan?

You're the grand old flag. High five, you flag.

Dude, the other day, uh, my wife asked Jovian if they have squirrels in Taiwan.

Yeah, yeah.

They're like, yes, there's squirrels in Taiwan. Uh, Jack said 7 out of 10, Bert. 7 out of 10. That's rude, bro. Wow. Well, if you could smell it right now, it'd be a 10 out of 10.

All right, Jack, that's so rude.

So what do you think about my dog farting? He's been farting like crazy.

Dude, that's rancid, man. That's rancid, man.

Dude, he's lying down over there.

The dog is right there right now.

He opened the door earlier.

So cute though. I love Ron. Ron is the name of the Doc.

Yeah, Ron's the best, dude. Ron's the best. He's the greatest. All right, time to make some more memes. I think we should— should we react to current events?

Yes, that is true.

What's going on in the world, man? I don't know. I don't read the news.

I've been in play for 24 hours.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

I have no idea of what the current events—

all right, yo, when your girl sells her, uh, her— or when your girl— so that's exactly Dude, this is the dream, man. Get rich and famous enough, my wife can just start a skincare company, sell it for a billion. I could go get high and just grow out my hair and just be mean to everybody. I could be mean to the paparazzi, you know? Like, I think you've been seeing like Justin devolve over the last few weeks. I don't know if you've noticed that. Yeah, all these memes of him is like a heroin addict, right? Or like, I think he's been freaking out because now Hailey is the billionaire. I think there's some sort of power divide. He's used to having the power and now she's probably richer.

That is true, right?

She's richer. Um, so I think the, the, the thing here— this is pretty deep— but when my girl loses, uh, $30K a month running a lingerie— or running a bookstore for midgets— or, you know, what's, what's the, what's the common meme, you know what I'm saying? Where it's, uh, yeah.

Uh, bookstore for midgets.

Running a, uh, running a lingerie shop for midgets. Oh, that's a dream, man. We just want to get enough money where our wives, uh, can run lingerie shops in small towns for midgets.

For small people.

For small people. Yeah, I really, dude, I think that was the moment that I realized that I was not woke is that was my turning point. I was like, I am not. Yes.

Yes.

I'm dead serious, because I called somebody a midget and then somebody's like, don't you mean a small person? I was like, no, I mean a midget, bro. Like, what are you talking about? That was the moment I realized I was like, oh, woke has gone too far. It was like, okay, fine, like, we could protect everyone, but like, stop renaming everything. Yeah, it's— I'm not calling him a— oh, do you want me to say a vertically challenged person? Are fat people horizontally challenged? No, it's a fat guy. All right, you know what I'm saying? Like, oh, intellectually challenged. Okay. I mean, I like retarded. That's a great word.

Anyways, speaking about fat people.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. What are your thoughts? You've been in America now for 24 hours. Have you seen a lot of fatties?

So, so, like, so I came to America. So I, I first landed in San Francisco, right? Yeah.

And then I transited, uh, did you raise any money while you were in SF for what, 6 hours?

I tried. If I stayed for another like 3 hours, I probably had like pre-seed there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, it's fast, bro. They move fast. You're in the United lounge in SF for 3 hours and you could raise a million bucks.

Exactly. Exactly.

100%.

Yeah. So the flight attendants, it's like pretty fat. And I realized that it won't happen in Asia. Like I'm being serious here because like You know Singapore Airlines? Okay, but do you ever heard of Singapore Airlines?

No, I've never— I would ever—

do you know that they, from what I understand, they only have one size for the uniform? So basically the way they hire, they just hire people who fits that, that figure of—

yeah, that would, that would not go over well here.

Yeah, exactly.

I was like, yeah, but we should try it. You know, um, you mean we should try in our company?

We only hire engineers.

Yes, we only hire engineers who fit small thongs.

Yeah, we only hire engineers, um, with less than 34 waist. What is this concept? I'm curious. I don't know what the context of this meme— like, what is he showing? Like, in the real— in the real image?

Oh, he's showing the JD Vans, obviously. It's obviously what he's showing. You click the examples, right? Uh, clearly what he was showing, you know. Uh, oh wait, that was really funny. Somebody made a Sydney Sweeney one of the, the Sydney—

oh, the sweet— the bathwater. So what do you think?

So I'm gonna sell bathwater. I'm gonna do it. I think— yes, I think I'm gonna do it.

Exactly. There's a bath up there, so we're going to, to get the bathwater right now after the stream. And yeah, it's the Levin's bathwater.

I think people would— yeah, I think we should—

I think people would like it. Yeah, there's no reason to not to. Like, why wouldn't you get this Bathwater sub from Jason Michael Levin? Like, I don't get it.

I agree. Trust me, trust me, I agree. All right, what are we putting in here? I like this lamb one. It's good.

Yeah, this is really good.

That one's kind of dark. I feel like Xiaoma— Xiaoma goes in.

So many NBA memes Dude, NBA is—

there's a lot of memes.

Yeah, what's this?

Eric, me when, uh, I turned out to be Republican 2 years into our relationship, right?

So if you're watching this and you don't know who this is, this is Erica. That's my wife, Erica, Jason's wife. And this is a still from the Silly Valley series, the series that Jason is creating with, uh, other people. Who I don't recognize.

Jack.

Let's get with Jack.

You're in it, dude.

Yeah. And then, so go watch it. It's really cool. Search for Silly Valley Ventures on YouTube. And we started a— there's a lot of memes going on from going up, coming up.

We started a fake venture capital fund, sort of, that also builds projects.

Every venture capital is fake.

This is true. This is true.

Every VC is a—

I saw somebody the other day that had something in their bio that said I run a stealth venture capital fund.

I was like, nobody knows. Nobody knows where the money comes from.

I was like, oh, do you just mean that you are funneling money from Dubai? That's all VC.

Yeah, that's a lot of VC.

Yeah. All right. Piet, what's going on, brother? Piet, Piet, Piet, Piet. We love Piet. Meme support, meme support. Piet is our meme support. The meme VP, meme MVP.

Meme MVP. Like, if you haven't Follow Piet, just follow him right now.

He should have 10 million followers.

He is the best. It's insane that he only has how many? Like 2,000.

But that's fast. We've been, uh, we've been, uh, he's been growing fast though. Because when Piet came on, when Piet joined Memelord, he was at like 700, 800. So he's doubled, doubled and a half. He's growing, bro. We fucking love— dude, Piet just had a baby.

Uh, yeah, baby's listening with one ear.

Nice, congrats. Oh, so we should not curse in front of the baby? Fuck! Okay. Yeah, yeah, um, all right, what are we trying to do? How are we doing?

How are you going? We have like—

Should we go eat some more Chinese food? You should definitely do that somewhere.

Almost 500 people on the stream. Why?

500 million on Twitch. Wait, we have one person on Twitch? What's up?

Yo, yo, Chris. Yo, Chris.

We are new to Twitch, guys. So if you are, if you are a Twitcher, uh, I've never twitched or twatched. Um, watch, watch, watch. Watching a Twitch should be called twatching.

That's really good. That's actually really good.

Thank you.

Yeah, I'm, I'm watching.

I'm twatching a Twitch.

I'm, I'm watching my parents now.

It's not dirty. That sounds really fucked up. Yeah. But I think that should be a thing is, you know, how to— That's okay.

Fuck that.

Cool.

How to talk to VCs.

How to raise funding. I like my niche memes, okay? I know some memes are a little too niche, but that's the point is you got to hit the niches. You know, there's riches in the niches, baby.

Super niche. I think that's the thing with memes, right? You can be as niche as possible with your industry.

Yeah.

Like imagine, let's say I'm selling, I don't know, I'm a woodworker.

You're selling crack.

You're selling crack. Yeah.

We were selling how to talk to my dealer. Oh, that's not bad. How, how, well, I could talk to my weed plug. Like I posted this the other day, how to talk to your in-laws, right? I mean, that's the beautiful thing about memes.

You actually talked Latin to your in-laws?

I tried, I tried. It did not go well. Erica was not happy with that. She was not happy. Um, but yeah. Oh, Erica, come upstairs!

Erica!

Erica!

She was having like a Zoom call.

Dude, Erica's interviewing like 50 people a day for the new role. They're scaling super fast.

I was going down with this cowboy hat and I was like, wait, how's your cowboy hat going?

Yeah, do you feel more American wearing a cowboy hat? Comes to America for 24 hours, is already a cowboy. Uh, CIA meme lord partnership.

Uh, honestly, like, we're not— probably just get arrested.

We're not that far off, dude. Um, what's crazy is meme lord has worked with NGOs, has worked with governments.

Yeah. Um, You didn't notice.

We don't have government clearance, but we've worked pretty close.

We were pretty—

we worked pretty close.

We were pretty close.

Yeah, we worked with, uh, you know, a couple governments we can't name and, uh, a couple, couple dictators.

Emmanuel Macron, he got slapped by the— by his wife, dude. That's what we do. We, we said to you, we need memes, we need memes from Europeans, and then she just slapped her husband like that.

Speaking of that, this is how you talk to French people. Uh, if you've ever been to a French restaurant— have you ever been to France?

I've never been to France.

Okay, all right, so in France they don't have tips.

Okay, sure.

So they are not incentivized to bring your food fast.

All right.

And so, uh, you know how today in New York they brought our food very fast because we give them big tips, and now there's no tax on tips, so the service gets better. In France, they don't give tips, and so you're waiting there for like half hour before they even come by with water. And so really, that is why I hate the French and why I would never invest in a French founder. And also, they don't have a word for entrepreneur. It's crazy.

It's crazy. I mean, entrepreneur feels like it should be a French word.

It should be a French word.

It should be a French word.

Yeah, yeah, it should. It sounds like a French word.

It sounds like a French word, basically.

But it's not a French word. They don't have a French food for entrepreneur. It's crazy.

That's so— that's insane.

It's wild. It's like croissant, you know, that's an American word too, meaning bread or pastry.

Yeah, exactly.

And the fries, they just— they've never invented— they just can't do it. Memes protect lives, confirmed. This is true. This is very true. Uh, memes do protect lives. Memes save lives.

Memes lives matter.

Memes lives matter.

Um, MLM.

MLM. That's not bad.

That's not bad.

That's not bad. Also, happy Pride Month to everybody celebrating with your co-workers.

Happy Pride Month.

I think there should be a Pride Month for work husbands.

Yeah, this should be like a term for people who only likes co-workers. Like, you only fucks co-workers, you know? You have that, you know, like sapiosexual or homosexual. It's all good. This is something like Like work sexual. If you have any suggestions, chat, um, comment on like what should be the name for— dude, if you only, uh, fall in love with your coworkers.

All right, here, this is my favorite name. So Pride Month for People Who Only Fall in Love with Their Coworkers.

Exactly, exactly.

All right, for people who only fall in love. I think just for work husbands, because that's what we are. We need to be proud, you know, Jobian? We got to be proud. We got to be proud.

Thinking about this, we need to hire a woman for the team, Jason.

It's— our Slack smells like sweat.

It smells like shit. Like, I can smell it on them, on the laptop.

Yeah, uh, I think Pride Month for, for people— I like it for people who fall in love with their for people who only, uh, date strippers.

Ever join a Pride parade? Like, like, or—

No, I'm, I'm straight, man.

Yeah, I know, but like, just like watching them pass.

I've watched, I've watched, you know. I, I mean, I have nothing wrong with—

Yeah, yeah, but my point is like, what will they wear? Like, if there's like Pride month for— Oh no, no, it's nothing, but like, for people who only date strippers For people who, uh, okay, for all the people who want to date their coworkers, what would they wear?

Um, I think they'd wear suits. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So Knox Fort shirts. Yeah, yeah.

So Pride Month, for people who fuck their coworkers, they'd wear suits walking around with briefcases.

Yeah, and the briefcases is what I call condoms.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. For for people who, uh, I think date— maybe date is a, is a more—

it's more politically correct.

Yeah. Oh yeah, I mean, I guess it's kind of implied.

Look at— look at it.

Oh yeah, it is so funny. Uh, Piet just sent us a picture of him, uh, watching the meme stream while watching his baby, and, uh, I feel kind of hurt. I feel like if you're watching our meme stream you shouldn't be watching the baby.

That's true.

Like, we're kind of—

that is true.

Pride Month for single guys, that's not a bad idea. How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? That sounds dirty.

How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? All right, Jack, how? I'll play along.

Yeah, I'll play along. Um, wait, Pride Month for VCs? That's just New York Tech Week. Oh yeah, that's this week. I forgot about that. Your trash cans are empty and your dog is great.

Or just Miami parties for people who date their—

That's a good idea, Jason Levin.

What'd Jack say? Your trash cans are empty and your dog is great.

Right, right. So Pride Month for people who date their coworkers. People wear suits and ties.

Right.

Maybe you see Risky Business.

Uh, yes, they're gonna be open like the whole month.

Dude, when you think about it, dating your coworkers is pretty Lindy, you know?

Exactly, exactly.

It's been around forever. People have done that forever. So what I'm trying to say here is, have you ever dated a coworker? Have I ever dated a coworker?

No.

No, I haven't. Remote jobs, it's kind of hard. Yeah, but before you had like, you try dating, you send a picture and there goes your job.

Sending a dick pic on Slack. That's kind of insane.

I think we should normalize that kind of behavior in our company.

That's what we do for our weekly one-on-one. Yeah. They're basically just like comparing hogs.

Yeah. Post-hog. That's what PostHog is for.

There's a PostHog.

The PostHog Analytics is for that.

That's a fucking insane name.

This is a terrible name for a business. I don't know why they—

We should make another one called PostHole. We should make like, Equality.

Yes, Equality. Yeah, the PostHog is very, uh, anti-women. It's very misogynistic.

It's very anti-women.

We should boycott PostHog on like, uh, Women's Day or something. We should do it. That'd be a great stunt, dude. But yeah, I do agree that there should— if there's a PostHog, there should be a PostHole. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, you got all your bases covered.

Yeah, exactly. If you want to protect against lawsuits from, from women, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta post hole. Post hole. It's only, it's the only way to make it, uh, you know, fair to everybody. Uh, if there's, uh, you know, um, I, I think, I think that's fair. I, I agree.

I, I wonder if the people are actually listening to this or did you like put it—

Oh dude, they're definitely not listening. Their IQ is just Dude, it'd be fun. It's so stupid.

That's why I'm like, what is this? Kitchen Talks with the Wife.

I forgot about that, the Salesforce one.

Oh my God, this is—

I've been really enjoying the vibey ones. I feel like we need a whole like section just for the vibes where you add like the TikTok font, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Um, like, like this is like perfect TikTok font. Like it's just so— I love the vibe of it, you know? It's like, uh, when you when you are sending a dick pic.

So they call it a vibe meme. I'm actually thinking like, what kind of memes that makes it good for TikTok? What's a vibe meme?

Like, yeah, it's like, I feel like TikTok is just like seconds, like it's just one, like it's very stupid. Yeah, but also at the same time, like, uh, very weird moments of lives.

I think that's, that's how, how I send a dick pic in the in the 1700s.

Wait, Slackbot called Postwood. That's a great idea. That's a great idea.

Uh, hey, Khan, you should Postwood.

Yeah, yeah.

How I send dick pics in 1979 and in 1700s. That's when— who is this guy actually? It's—

wait, are you serious?

This is Paul Revere.

Yeah, yeah. Do you know who that is?

Yeah.

So he alerted the Americans that the British were coming to invade us. How Jason— wait, this is good. This is good.

Jason Levin, $700. They have to flash because you have to have the right angle.

You got to warn people. Oh, that's what you're saying.

Yeah.

I wonder if they painted them and you delivered it.

That is true. But the thing is, you have to have another person.

No, no, I could paint my own.

I've done it a few times.

Yeah, it's not hard. You just look down, you know.

Yeah, but you have to keep— be hard all the time.

No, no, I know what it looks like. Yeah, I can paint my memory. I've seen it a lot.

I've seen it a lot.

Yeah, I am the founder of goonmaps.com, my friend.

Goonmaps.com.

Sponsored by Goon Maps. Uh, speaking of that, um, I brought Jovi in here from Asia because he is going to help us expand the Goon Maps market.

Exactly.

There's a big gooning crisis slash opportunity in Asia right now. Do you want to tell the people a little bit about it?

So right now in Asia, people are gooning a lot. Like, they don't have sex. Men don't have sex with women. So the birth rate is going down and money going up. The money is going up. So the people there are gooning. If you ever seen like Japanese porn, That is a really huge industry. I don't even— this is real talk.

We're not even talking.

Yeah. So Gooning is the next big thing for the next at least 20 years.

At least.

At least 20 years.

Until AGI takes over.

In the Far East. In the Far East. You talk like Magellan.

Like, LinkedIn Far East. So what you're saying is there is a generational opportunity here to make money in Gooning in Asia.

Exactly.

And so we have to expand goon maps from just New York City and America to Asia.

Yeah.

And you're going to goon all across Asia and film yourself doing it.

Exactly, exactly. And this is all paid by Memelords, by the way. So it's all a thing.

Memelord.com.

Memelord. So I'm going to spend the next 6 months, like, traveling around Asia to just goon and learn about the gooning, the local gooning culture. So for example, oh, maybe in some rural village in Myanmar, you can only goon with your left hand. And maybe in Vietnam you can only goon with your left hand and it has to be an even number of strokes.

So you're doing research. You're like a goon researcher.

Yeah. So it's like when you're in Rome, do as Romans do.

So what you're saying is you're going to travel around, we're going to ask people about how they goon in different countries, and somehow that's going to make us money? Well, really—

You just have to trust me. That's the real answer.

If you think about it, right, goonmaps.com, it has dozens of users.

Right.

We have a.com domain.

So the thing is, you said dozens of users, it sounds weak, but it's not. It depends on who are the users.

Exactly, it's dictators. It's top players. Exactly.

I can't say names.

Um, yeah, dude, uh, it's not like we just have broke-ass motherfuckers using Goon Maps. It is the elite.

Tim Walls.

Everybody knows that, uh, the most elite people goon the most, right? Anthony Weiner.

Anthony Weiner, exactly.

Uh, Jeffrey Epstein is an advisor, actually. Yeah, I didn't tell you that. He came back from the dead just to advise goonmaps.com. Um, um, anyways, dude, dude, dude, that's not a bad idea. So we get P. Diddy to advise. It's a good way to get, uh, some— all PR is good PR is what you're saying.

That's exactly it. That's exactly— you probably got invited as a witness for a trial and then you just wear like—

I could be a character reference.

Yeah, it can be character.

Exactly.

It can be a Meme Lord Technologies t-shirt. That's a good marketing, right?

What about a New York fucking City shirt?

New York fucking City.

I mean, New York. The real owner. Dude, what is boofing? I've never even heard of that one.

What is boofing, Jack? Come on.

Jack, spill the beans, dude. I ain't Googling that.

I ain't Googling that.

I'm too afraid to Google that. I've got some weird search history, but I ain't Googling that, brother.

Let's see our people, like 35 million Twitch followers. Let's see what they're doing right now.

We've got 36 million, actually. Oh wait, that says 1. Uh, dude, it is humbling joining Twitch and Twatch. Twitch and Twatch. Twitch and Twatch. Twitch and Twatch. We've got so many Twatchers right now. I had to Google gooning. Yeah, gooning, uh, is definitely— I don't know how that word got started. Um, yeah, wait, so what you're—

I was actually talking— I was asking you this. I just really— I asked, asking, where did goon start? Yeah, it was like, you know, jerking off.

Yeah, I don't know how gooning got started, but it just, it got started. I do think it's interesting, the idea of like a study abroad experience, but just for gooning. Uh-huh. Uh, to, to study gooning abroad because it is a study abroad, like, right? Maybe we should sponsor college kids to study gooning abroad.

PhD for gooning?

Exactly. Study gooning abroad experience sponsored.

Exactly, exactly. Um, like the girl who got PhD for the smell thing.

Yeah, yeah.

But like for masturbation.

Exactly, dude. I mean, somebody's got to do it. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

Somebody's gonna do it.

Exactly.

Um, is this Radio City? I don't know.

Oh, it's Roku. You know what Roku is? Do you guys have Roku?

I don't know if we don't have— I know what Roku is. We don't have Hulu. So in, in Taiwan, at least Hulu and Disney Plus are just like mashed into one. This other racist girlfriend. Is Erica racist?

No, no, this is—

this is—

I'm just kidding. This, this and a racist girlfriend. Um, because like this comes on when you're just like sitting watching a movie. Wait, this is a good bit. Explaining memes to my, my foreign employee.

Yay!

All right, all right. Uh, let me— this is Haram, but no, um, you cannot fool me, Jason Levin. The lion does not concern itself with—

the lion is not concerned.

I love this meme.

The lion is not concerned with midgets.

Dude, it's so true though. Why do they call midgets small people now? That is— it screwed me up so hard. I'm not doing that.

Okay, exactly. I think the thing is, why is the word midget offensive?

Exactly.

Do you know this is John Mulaney?

There we go. Lion eats midgets.

This is John Mulaney basically saying that he basically, he met someone who said that saying the word midgets is as bad as saying the N-word. And John Mulaney says like, okay, you say the word and you don't say the other word. So it's not as bad.

It's definitely not as bad. Yeah. It's such bullshit. I think, dude, somebody recently asked me, an investor, you know, a friend asked me like, why do I say, you know, such unhinged things? Or why am I so passionate? I think it's the same thing as you, where it's like this desire for freedom of speech. And when you start telling people what you can and cannot say, it's just so wrong. And it starts with humor. Yeah. Humor is the last frontier of what gets censored. And when you censor comedians here and when you censor the John Mulanys or the Kevin Harts or whatever, it scares everybody else. Yeah, if we— if, if the comedians, the goofballs like us can't be funny and can't say, you know, be, be free to say whatever we want, then it scares everybody else. And, um, I think that, uh, you know, that time is— that time is over. Uh, Foreign Exchange, gun it! Yes, I agree. So Foreign Exchange—

oh, that's really—

wait, wait, that's a good idea. Say you're Dude, say you're a foreign exchange student just to learn about gooning. That's a good thing.

You need to learn the local slang for gooning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, do a fucko. Do a fucko for dirty words. I guess do a fucko is already kind of right.

So it's not only the word for gooning, but it's the local slang. Like, for example, in Mandarin Chinese, the word for jerking off is called like beating the airplane. So that's a slang. Really? Yeah, that's actually— that's actually like beating, beating the airplane.

All right, what about this? You didn't look— you've never played Duolingo, right? You know, like, you played Duolingo?

Yeah, but not much. I tried to learn Japanese. Duolingo, how many—

you know, like, what, 4 languages?

3 languages.

3 languages? Yeah, yeah. But like, Duolingo didn't teach you those languages.

It's a fucking useless Yeah, yeah, Duolingo.

Wait, wait, I've got an idea, I've got an idea. Um, we're gonna make the lion catch the bird, the Duolingo. Oh yeah, yeah, all right, let's, let's do this real quick. All right, let's, let's find the duo. Ow, duo, duo, duo, fucko, duo, fucko.

Did they, did they—

do you remember that scene?

Pride Month? Yeah, yeah, they were Pride Month.

Pride Month. Yeah.

Did they play like the, um, what do you mean, like Duolingo? So do they celebrate Pride Month?

Oh, they probably celebrate. Yeah, they're a public company run by a super woke CEO. I would say they're probably celebrating Pride Month. There's probably gonna be a rainbow bird for sure. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with it. But if you're gonna make your logo a rainbow, you might as well keep it one for more than just the month, guys. Like, I posted about that on LinkedIn today. Dude, trolling on LinkedIn has been one of the highlights.

Oh, by the way, if you're not on LinkedIn, find me on LinkedIn. Just my name, Jovan Godama.

Yeah, here we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna pull— fuck— we're gonna pull up LinkedIn right now because Memelord has been going insane on LinkedIn. We've been having a lot of fun.

Yeah.

Um, and, uh, I want to pull that up, show off some of our, some of our, uh, very serious writing that we've been doing. Yeah, I will, I will. So our HR department, which is really just my wife. No, we've been—

shout out Erica.

So this is our announcement, guys. We will be changing our logo here. Sorry, it's loading. Give me one sec. So we will be changing our logo this month. It's not because we want to avoid lawsuits, definitely not because we want to end up on Glassdoor's 100 Best Places to Work. We support Irish leprechauns who like to search for gold at the end of the rainbow. Um, just want to let people know that, uh, we will be changing it back at the end of the month and never talking about it again.

Yeah.

Um, but we will be changing our logo this month just like every other corporation. We are compliant. And, uh, yeah, I mean, we're definitely gonna change it back.

Yeah, right. This is— this guy is someone you will see in the Grateful Dead concert.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. He's wearing a Grateful Dead shirt. Yeah, yeah, we should say that. It's Grateful Dead Pride Month.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out Jerry Garcia.

Shout out Jerry. Um, and John Mayer. John Mayer, fucking dude. John Mayer saved the dead, bro. All right, let's pull up some other examples of the plugs. Yeah, yeah, LinkedIn's been— LinkedIn's been fun. So we've just been apologizing again and again. It's been a great time. This one I said, uh, all right, this one, this one's a good one. Our founder Jason Levin loves the beach, but he's being investigated by the FBI, Interpol, and the KGB for his unhinged memes, so he had to make this AI image of him instead. If you believe in free speech, then you should also believe in the freedom to meme. Speaking of free, did you know you could get a free trial for 3 days of our meme software?

Very good, dude.

It's almost like I didn't drop out of college.

It's almost like you didn't drop out of call it. I'm trying to find like how many people are watching right now.

5 billion, bro.

5 billion.

5 billion. Oh wait, what was this post that you just did? This was good. Jovian, tell people about— tell the people about this beautiful post here.

So yesterday, Jason Levin and I was grinding as usual, as usual, and then I wrote something about we're getting Taco Bell and had explosive diarrhea. Because it's an inspiring story. So we got Taco Bell. What was intended to be quick, light dinner immediately turned into a wet, loud, painful toilet session. Just as you do. Okay, startups are about making decisions fast, but we missed the mark. We got Taco Bell, which is a really bad decision. We spent like 45 minutes taking turns in the toilet. It's like Hiroshima in there. Fucking insane. And then so we have 45 minutes left to grind and it's disappointing, right? 45 minutes. Like how many emails can you send? How many cold emails can you send?

You had a 20-hour flight here and immediately we got Explosive Diary.

And this doesn't worth my time, right? But here's the thing, right? I think we will look back fondly of this time when we grind and that's where Explosive Diary turned into like Explosive Growth.

Hell yeah, brother.

Yeah, good, bro.

So If you're not having explosive diarrhea, then you're not having explosive growth.

Exactly. Exactly. Right.

So if you're trying to grow your startup, you know, you should probably be shitting yourself.

Yeah. But shitting yourself. Yeah.

Yeah. That's facts. See, oh, I had a good post the other day that popped off on LinkedIn. People, people laugh on LinkedIn, but shout out Reid Hoffman, you know, for building the best shitposting network possible without even realizing it.

Yeah. Lose some weight, Reid.

Oh damn, that was mean. I'm sorry. Um, all right, so this one, um, this is a good time. So this one, uh, I told New York startups, do not waste money trying to hire interns from NYU, uh, because they are richer than you. This is actually true. Yeah, it's impossible to hire interns at NYU or find anybody who wants to work hard, even for like a good, good wage or whatever, at NYU, because they are so rich. Like, they are living lives that you can't even imagine. And this popped off, 196 likes, and, uh, people agree. It led to thousands of views on our YouTube video, which you click here. So meme marketing, baby. But yeah, I really, uh, recommend insulting people on the internet as much as possible. Yeah, tends to work long-term game, you know.

Yeah.

All right, back to memes, back to memes. Should we, uh, should we do some meme reviews maybe? Yeah. What do you think? Yeah. More meme reviews.

More meme reviews. I like meme reviews.

Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm thinking, should we do some? Yeah, let's pull up some meme reviews.

Pull up some memes.

All right.

Some memes are piatas. Okay, wait, look at some of them.

All right, let's go back to the software. If you guys don't know, this is Memelord Technologies, our meme marketing software for for all your shitposting needs, uh, and, and maybe your serious posts.

Okay, I want to talk about this, maybe this, uh, Steve Carell meme.

All right, talk about it, hit me.

So this is from— I haven't seen this movie— this is from a movie called Mountain House or Mountainhead, I think. Do you know this?

Yeah, it's the billionaires one.

So it's a billionaire. So basically I think it's all based on the, the All In guys, the All In guy, which is such a stupid premise. I'm pretty sure it's actually based by them because it's like basically like White Shamat.

White Shamat. Yeah, that could be a good rapper name.

So do you understand what this means?

Yeah, he is a—

what's a crazy P? All right, what's a P-Doom?

Prediction of Doom. So P, it's like P parentheses Doom, like a probability of doom. Um, so basically he's saying that, uh, he is a decel who wants to decelerate AI acceleration. Who has a crazy high probability of doom, which is what these AI people and AI decels refer to as people who are— the P doom is like, what's your prediction or what's your probability that the world fucking explodes? And so zero risk tolerance just means like very low risk, like he thinks it is going to explode. So that is what this meme means here. But basically it means you're probably retarded because AI is just fucking ChatGPT right now. It's not taking over anything just yet. Just yet, exactly.

Another thing I want to kind of talk about, but it's about like, if you realize about, we can talk about meme marketing, right?

Yeah, yeah.

So you see how a lot of movies, right? Their marketing are basically with memes. You see a lot of Netflix, bro. Netflix.

I wrote a whole case study in my book about that, which you still haven't read. This guy still hasn't read my book. He's my VP. He hasn't read my book.

I don't have the money. So the thing is, like, we've seen a lot of— okay, my theory, and I think it's just probably true, whenever a new movie comes up, um, a new viral, a new template will be out there on Twitter or something like that. But I think that's a marketing move.

Oh, it's all marketing, bro.

It's a PR.

They are literally pushing movies and content to make me Sure. And like these crazy captions, like the same way that we are doing with our show.

Exactly.

Like they are purposely feeding that stuff. They are posting— Netflix is posting memes on every time a new show comes out on Netflix, or they're bringing back a show, or they're trying to push a show off of Netflix. They say, hey, only 2 days left, and then it's a meme because it's what gets attention. It's what gets attention on their Instagram, on their Twitter. If you go through Netflix, it is just meme after meme after meme, dude. Movies and shows are being made for memes now. It's like, can this be a good clippable content? You know, it's the same thing as like podcasters. When you're like, I've been, you know, seeing these podcasters, whatever, they're like, what is a good clip, right? It's like they are forcing for the clip, forcing for the meme, you know. That is what movies are doing now.

So the lesson is you have to think about how to turn yourself into a meme. Damn right, right. So Because people relate with you and if you're entertaining and funny, um, and why not? It's just like an extra, um, bonus points for your brand. So think about it. If you do meme marketing for your solo brands or for your startups or anything, think about how you can put yourself in a meme or make yourself a meme. Yeah.

And so what we've done here is already just with myself, you type in Jason Levin and then it leads to all these different templates of me where people are, uh, turning me into a meme.

And in Memelord, either you can also use the face AI face swap functionalities to turn yourself into a popular meme. I mean, if your brand, um, something like an anon brand, which is totally fine, but if your brand includes, you know, your, your own face, something like that, um, you should use it. You should definitely use the, the face swap and put yourself in narrative of the most popular memes. It's like a cheat code.

It is because you want your face everywhere. I literally got a comment the other day from somebody who was like, I see your face all across Twitter, and it's from memeing myself. It's from turning myself into a meme. And so you've gotta, gotta embrace the cringe, overcome that. Uh, cringe is the new cool. I wrote a whole piece on that, right? It's like, embrace it, turn yourself into a meme. Um, I mean, here is Donald Trump telling me how beautiful I look saying, I feel like he's saying like, yeah, I did not sleep with that woman. I grabbed her by the, you know. All right, I think it's sushi time. We've got 941 viewers. We gotta head out on top, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

I think we have more. I think we have more.

941 is pretty good. Pretty good for the middle of a workday on a Monday, bro. It's kind of a beautiful—

Get a job.

Get a fucking job, guys. Come on, what are you doing?

So 1,000 people, what are you doing?

I don't know, I don't know. Um, guys, uh, we are going to be hosting event in New York Thursday if you're in town. Um, I don't know what else is going on, what else is happening. A lot of, a lot of crazy videos coming out. Uh, we posted a video about eating ass today. Um, 10 out of 10 recommend checking that out. Uh, Jobean and I have a very good theory there.

Yeah, theory about eating ass.

Yeah, I'm not going to reveal it all, but it is on, uh, on the Chinese CCP app. Uh, you'll see our theory, um, about the future and in the past really, and the philosophy, uh, around the penicillin, uh, upbringing. And exactly, we have a lot to say about that. And, um, I'm glad you guys got to meet my VP of memes here. Uh, make sure to follow Jovian. Uh, he is the king of memes and insulting Adobe.

Insulting Adobe. Fuck Adobe. Is there anyone from Adobe watching here? Come on.

I don't think there's anybody from Adobe on social media.

That is true.

Have you ever seen somebody from Adobe on social media?

Probably Scott Belsky, but he already left.

Scott already left, dude. Scott left, Scott left, dude. But seriously, it's crazy, man. They are stuck 10 years ago. I'm pulling up your Adobe tweet real quick. I think it's a good one.

Wait, where was it?

All right, real talk, um, have you ever tried to cancel an Adobe— wait, wait, have you ever tried to cancel an Adobe subscription? Because this is what it's like. You literally have to go in and cancel each one individually. It's kind of crazy.

It's kind of crazy. I tried it before. It's insane.

It's cool.

Some people just like just cancel their cards, honestly.

Yeah, yeah. I've, uh, I even just got a new identity number and stuff, you know, just change my name, leave town, leave town, man. It's, it's leaving town and starting a new identity. It's easier than canceling your Adobe.

Exactly.

Honestly, I'm not even capping right now.

If his real name's not Jason—

no, it's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, your, your real name's not Jobian either, because we just, we just, we were just trying to escape our Adobe subscriptions. It happens.

Try deleting it off your computer. Come on.

Oh yeah, con, because that's gonna stop charging it. Come on, dude. It's so—

do you have a computer? I feel like I'm supposed to.

That's such a good insult.

I'm so sorry.

Wait, that's such a good insult though. Just, do you even have a computer, bro?

Do you know what a keyboard is?

Have you ever used a phone? I like it, I like it. But seriously, guys, um, if you've ever tried to cancel your Adobe subscription, just stop. Keep paying them. And, uh, you know, change your identity. Uh, it's a lot easier than canceling.

Maybe you should assassinate the— oh, probably not.

No, no, that's, that's too far.

I'm sorry, that's too far.

That was satire.

Sorry, Kash Patel.

But seriously, if, uh, if you're trying to cancel your Adobe subscription, just change your name. All right, I'm gonna leave it on that note. Uh, that's all I'm gonna say. All right, just change your name. Go to a different town. Uh, maybe a different country. Is that why you're here?

That's why you're Um, so yeah, that's what I said in the immigration, like, why are you— why are you coming to America?

And it's like, it's like, I'm trying to escape Adobe.

And the customs officer were like, just like, not twice. Yeah, they just let me in. He didn't even check my passport, by the way.

The customs officers are like, yeah, we've heard this one before. Yeah, every— everybody flying to SF is like, yeah.

They gave me like a number for the refugee contacts. It's basically what they do.

The Adobe mafia, dude. Adobe is the real Palantir. I think it's— I think there's more to fear from that. Adobe has more real-life impact on the people, on the American people's wallet, than Palantir does.

That is true. That's— maybe Adobe is, uh, behind the Afghan war.

Maybe the real Adobe is the Palantir we made along the way.

That is true. Yeah, maybe Adobe make missiles, honestly.

Yeah, but I wish it was easier to cancel Adobe subscriptions. What's really funny about this tweet, guys, so So I'm going to show you something. Is the fact that Jobian has tweeted this 10 different times and every time it slaps. That's how you know there's a problem. Funny about this tweet, guys. I'm going to show you something. If you just type in from Jobian, where is this? Joe, dude, is it just Joe?

Jobian?

Do you have an underscore?

No.

Yeah, you've tweeted this same tweet like 10 different times. It slaps every time. It's so funny. It's always good, dude. Successfully canceled. It's always great, dude. I love it because canceling your Adobe subscription is impossible. Um, all right, that's it, guys.

Um, sushi time.

Good luck changing your name out here. Uh, there's actually startups for that. Um, maybe we should start a startup to change your name.

It's really— yeah, yeah, like, and that's actually too, like, like, just give us like, like, agency, like, just give us data and we'll change your name. We don't even know what your real name is.

Yeah, we don't—

like a random name generator.

Yeah, yeah, like, uh, like know your customer, like, we should—

exactly.

Wait, wait, that's a good idea. There are no startups for name change.

If you can't change your name, what would you change it to?

Uh, I think like Memelord, you know, I think Memelord. I wanted to get like a Jewish name, like Jovian, Jovian Guatemala, Jovian, uh, Gotmanstein, Gotmanstein, Gotstein.

How would like, like, like, like Spider-Man?

Spider-Man.

Spider-Man.

Uh, Jovian, Jovian, Godenburg, Godenburg.

Do you know any other person named Jovian?

I mean, No, I've never met anybody else named Jovian. Do you know anybody else named Jovian?

I actually do, honestly. I actually do, yeah.

Oh, that's crazy. Um, guys, go change your names, alright? It's easier than canceling Adobe. Alright, anyways, peace. We're gonna go eat some sushi.

If you're in New York, come to the event.

Yeah, yeah. We're not sending the link though. You guys gotta find it.

You gotta find it, yeah.

Alright, peace out.